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punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:10 PM
This person is scary, she lists one of her interests as: Nazis.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?userid=43317
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:12 PM
She's an Avril Lavigne fan.
elemenohpe
07/27/05, 03:12 PM
their taste in music is scary... that's about it.
Cheer Up-Reel Big Fish, Prince Of Darkness-Ozzy,All Good charlotte albums,Skid Row-(Self Titled),Nevermind-Nirvana,Nimrod,Dookie-GreenDay,Sing The Sorrow-AFI,In Love & Death-The Used,PageAve-SOTY,Indestrutable-Rancid,Bleed Like Me-Garbage & mOre
last light
07/27/05, 03:13 PM
apparently shes real intelligent as well...
Favorite Books:
I don't read....books suck......
aminorthreat55
07/27/05, 03:13 PM
Wow.
chaoticXpunk
07/27/05, 03:13 PM
apparently shes real intelligent as well...
Favorite Books:
I don't read....books suck......
Haha.
their taste in music is scary... that's about it.
Cheer Up-Reel Big Fish, Prince Of Darkness-Ozzy,All Good charlotte albums,Skid Row-(Self Titled),Nevermind-Nirvana,Nimrod,Dookie-GreenDay,Sing The Sorrow-AFI,In Love & Death-The Used,PageAve-SOTY,Indestrutable-Rancid,Bleed Like Me-Garbage & mOre
her forum name pretty much sums it up id say.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:15 PM
Read the journal entry. :D
funnytalkinfish
07/27/05, 03:15 PM
i found it all very funny
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:15 PM
hahahah the book part had me laughing for a solid five minutes, the rest is just scary. I only came across this because of her journal thing...sweet Jesus.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:17 PM
What concerns me is that she is my age. Judging by her profile though, you wouldn't think it.
last light
07/27/05, 03:17 PM
hahahah the book part had me laughing for a solid five minutes, the rest is just scary. I only came across this because of her journal thing...sweet Jesus.
hahah she was having a bad day before all of us stumbled upon this abortion of a human being
chaoticXpunk
07/27/05, 03:18 PM
hahahah the book part had me laughing for a solid five minutes, the rest is just scary. I only came across this because of her journal thing...sweet Jesus.
Um, that journal is weird. "Gone from the earth forever and ever."? Uhhh.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:18 PM
What concerns me is that she is my age. Judging by her profile though, you wouldn't think it.
She lives in New York too. You should befriend her.
merv the perv
07/27/05, 03:18 PM
She just put "here are some things I hate..."
Your signature is one of my favorite lines in that book.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:19 PM
Um, that journal is weird. "Gone from the earth forever and ever."? Uhhh.Yah, when I read it at first I thought she was planning to slit her wrists, but it turns out shes just going on a plane ride and shes scared shitless of planes. What a letdown.
She just put "here are some things I hate..."
Your signature is one of my favorite lines in that book.Thanks dude.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:20 PM
What doesn't belong?
I like...Pins|Spikes|Needles|Pocket Knifes|Lighters|Matches|Punk Rock|Metal|Blood|Gore|iPods|Louis Vuitton|Care Bears|Hello Kitty|Marilyn Monroe|AOL|AIM|T-Mobile Sidekicks|Emo|Random-ness|Freaking People Out|Hot Topic|Pac Sun|Computers|Concerts| Warped Tour|Dogs|Cats|Being Lazy|Darkness|Skateboarding(althoug h I suck at it)|Bam Margera|GC|Baseball|Guysz|Mohawks|L iberty Spikes|hair dye|black eyeliner|night time|Californa|cherries|black nailpolish|band tee s|guitars|drums|converse|trucker hats|63' Impala|Italy|Ireland|toe socks| studs|& more
I couldn't imagine the queen of effin' darkness carrying a Louis Vuitton bag.
exthuse
07/27/05, 03:20 PM
haha I left a comment on her LJ last night I think it was, well I think it was her.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:20 PM
What doesn't belong?
I like...Pins|Spikes|Needles|Pocket Knifes|Lighters|Matches|Punk Rock|Metal|Blood|Gore|iPods|Louis Vuitton|Care Bears|Hello Kitty|Marilyn Monroe|AOL|AIM|T-Mobile Sidekicks|Emo|Random-ness|Freaking People Out|Hot Topic|Pac Sun|Computers|Concerts| Warped Tour|Dogs|Cats|Being Lazy|Darkness|Skateboarding(althoug h I suck at it)|Bam Margera|GC|Baseball|Guysz|Mohawks|L iberty Spikes|hair dye|black eyeliner|night time|Californa|cherries|black nailpolish|band tee s|guitars|drums|converse|trucker hats|63' Impala|Italy|Ireland|toe socks| studs|& more
I couldn't imagine the queen of effin' darkness carrying a Louis Vuitton bag.
hahahaha, Care Bears?!!! Double You Tee Eff!!
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:20 PM
She lives in New York too. You should befriend her.
nothx.
last light
07/27/05, 03:20 PM
What doesn't belong?
I like...Pins|Spikes|Needles|Pocket Knifes|Lighters|Matches|Punk Rock|Metal|Blood|Gore|iPods|Louis Vuitton|Care Bears|Hello Kitty|Marilyn Monroe|AOL|AIM|T-Mobile Sidekicks|Emo|Random-ness|Freaking People Out|Hot Topic|Pac Sun|Computers|Concerts| Warped Tour|Dogs|Cats|Being Lazy|Darkness|Skateboarding(althoug h I suck at it)|Bam Margera|GC|Baseball|Guysz|Mohawks|L iberty Spikes|hair dye|black eyeliner|night time|Californa|cherries|black nailpolish|band tee s|guitars|drums|converse|trucker hats|63' Impala|Italy|Ireland|toe socks| studs|& more
I couldn't imagine the queen of effin' darkness carrying a Louis Vuitton bag.
hahahahhahaha
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:21 PM
hahahaha, Care Bears?!!! Double You Tee Eff!!
Care Bears are so punk rawk.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:22 PM
nothx.
You could steer her in the right direction, and put it down as community service on college applications.
I'm looking out for your future here, Tara.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:22 PM
Care Bears are so punk rawk.
Especially when they all snort lines of crack of their little Care Bear bellies, it wakes me weep with joy.
elemenohpe
07/27/05, 03:23 PM
snorting crack is dangerous.
Chemical Love
07/27/05, 03:23 PM
Hahaha, what a fucking joke that girl is.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:25 PM
snorting crack is dangerous.
Especially with delicate Care Bear nostrils!
Hahaha, what a fucking joke that girl is.
Shhh! She's got real problems, like whether or not she should paint her nails black or wear her spikes. Give her a break man!
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:26 PM
Care Bears are so punk rawk.
They are!
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:26 PM
You could steer her in the right direction, and put it down as community service on college applications.
I'm looking out for your future here, Tara.
I fear she might attack me. After all she likes to "freak people out".
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:26 PM
No, Elmo is Emo.
elemenohpe
07/27/05, 03:26 PM
Especially with delicate Care Bear nostrils!
Shhh! She's got real problems, like whether or not she should paint her nails black or wear her spikes. Give her a break man!
esspecially when you're supposed to smoke crack, not snort it.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:27 PM
I fear she might attack me. After all she likes to "freak people out".
You've got that really good kick, if she tries to attack you, just nail her.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:28 PM
Hahahaha she says she hates closets. Yah, that's because her ass is so far in the closet she's in fucking Narnia.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:28 PM
My kicks mean nothing.
She likes spikes, needles, and pins. What if she tries to pull some twisted voodoo shit on me?
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:28 PM
No, Elmo is Emo.
Yeah, see Elmo is Emo, Carebears are punk rawk, and...smurfs are hardcore?
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:29 PM
Hahahaha she says she hates closets. Yah, that's because her ass is so far in the closet she's in fucking Narnia.
hahaha. Oh Ellie.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:29 PM
esspecially when you're supposed to smoke crack, not snort it.
Coke/Crack. Meh.
hahaha. Oh Ellie.
I'm glad someone laughed, my ego just shot up ten points.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:30 PM
HerE's some shit I hate: posers|awkward-ness|cold weather|being sick|Avril Lavigne |pop music|rasism|poverty|2-faced ppl|extremely perky happy ppl|bright colors|bright lights|stuck up rich ppl or just anyone stuck up|teasing|snow |Nazis..lOL|Elevators|air planes|small spaces|closets|cruises|authority| goverment|& almost everything else
Read carefully you dumbasses she puts nazis under things she hates!!!! Boo all of you
My kicks mean nothing.
She likes spikes, needles, and pins. What if she tries to pull some twisted voodoo shit on me?
Then you'll die.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:31 PM
My kicks mean nothing.
She likes spikes, needles, and pins. What if she tries to pull some twisted voodoo shit on me?
True. She could make a Tara voodoo doll and stick pins in your legs. Rendering your ability to kick.
Yeah you might wanna stay away from this girl, I'm worried about you already.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:31 PM
HerE's some shit I hate: posers|awkward-ness|cold weather|being sick|Avril Lavigne |pop music|rasism|poverty|2-faced ppl|extremely perky happy ppl|bright colors|bright lights|stuck up rich ppl or just anyone stuck up|teasing|snow |Nazis..lOL|Elevators|air planes|small spaces|closets|cruises|authority| goverment|& almost everything else
Read carefully you dumbasses she puts nazis under things she hates!!!! Boo all of you
Yeah, because that makes her so much better. haha
How can you like ska and be a racist? stupid person
Edit: ahh I missed the boat on that I see
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:32 PM
Yeah, because that makes her so much better. haha
true.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:32 PM
true.
hahaha. Glad you agree.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:35 PM
Then you'll die.
Thanks for your concern.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:35 PM
This chick is 16!!! Im 14. makes me look really good. Then again i am very mature for 14
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:35 PM
True. She could make a Tara voodoo doll and stick pins in your legs. Rendering your ability to kick.
Yeah you might wanna stay away from this girl, I'm worried about you already.
Can't trust these punk rawkerz.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:37 PM
She's 16! Shit I didn't see that. She is going to grow up to be worthless then. Harsh, but true.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:37 PM
Can't trust these punk rawkerz.
Of course because it is so punk to spell rockers like rawkerz. what a trendy little girl..Who is older then me :)
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:38 PM
She's 16! Shit I didn't see that. She is going to grow up to be worthless then. Harsh, but true.
Well come on, none of us could say that about her. We don't know her, but her profile and interests are just fun to laugh at.
This chick is 16!!! Im 14. makes me look really good. Then again i am very mature for 14Saying "i'm mature" shows you are not, in my opinion.:)
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:39 PM
Well come on, none of us could say that about her. We don't know her, but her profile and interests are just fun to laugh at.
Sounds like she trys way to hard.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:39 PM
Of course because it is so punk to spell rockers like rawkerz. what a trendy little girl..Who is older then me :)
You should note my sarcasm.
Thanks for your concern.
Just wanted to let you know that I care.. :thumbsup:
She's 16! Shit I didn't see that. She is going to grow up to be worthless then. Harsh, but true.
I agree.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:39 PM
Well come on, none of us could say that about her. We don't know her, but her profile and interests are just fun to laugh at.
I know! I make joke. I'm feeling mean.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:40 PM
Saying "i'm mature" shows you are not, in my opinion.:)
Okay then im not mature. and im so mature because i admit im not
Okay then im not mature. and im so mature because i admit im notYou know it.:thumbsup:
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:42 PM
You should note my sarcasm.
I knew you were being sarcastic.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:44 PM
I knew you were being sarcastic.
Didn't sound like it, but whatever.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:44 PM
Didn't sound like it, but whatever.
hahaha I love it when you do that.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:44 PM
Just wanted to let you know that I care.. :thumbsup:
Thanks pal.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:45 PM
It would be funny if she posted here so we could all rape her scene points. but i doubt they are very good.
Just like mine :(
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:45 PM
I wonder if she's hot.
j/k. :bigsmile:
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:45 PM
hahaha I love it when you do that.
Do what?
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:45 PM
I wonder if she's hot.
j/k. :bigsmile:
Cradle-Robber.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:46 PM
Cradle-Robber.
hahahaha
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:46 PM
I wonder if she's hot.
j/k. :bigsmile:
I bet she loves pedophiles too.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:46 PM
Do what?
Say something and then put 'but whatever' at the end...it makes me laugh, but in a cool way. Shutting up now.
Do what?:fuck:...
EDIT: So it was not this.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:47 PM
I bet she loves pedophiles too.
Probably, I mean she doesn't seem to smart from her MaD typing skillz.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:48 PM
Say something and then put 'but whatever' at the end...it makes me laugh, but in a cool way. Shutting up now.
Sometimes I mean it, sometimes it's just a filler. But in this case I didn't want to pick a fight with a newb.
I say whatever a lot though. I should stop.
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 03:48 PM
Probably, I mean she doesn't seem to smart from her MaD typing skillz.
Hahaha
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:48 PM
:fuck:...
EDIT: So it was not this.
Oh. THAT.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:48 PM
Probably, I mean she doesn't seem to smart from her MaD typing skillz.
So take advantage of her. Right on. :thumbsup:
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:49 PM
Probably, I mean she doesn't seem to smart from her MaD typing skillz.
You like 'em young Eric.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:49 PM
Sometimes I mean it, sometimes it's just a filler. But in this case I didn't want to pick a fight with a newb.
I say whatever a lot though. I should stop.
It just made me laugh that time. You should still type it, if I can keep calling myself a f.ag I'm sure you can type 'whatever'
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:50 PM
haha I probably made myself sound like a huge douche, but oh well.
You like 'em young Eric.
Correction: Young ones like me. haha
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:51 PM
haha I probably made myself sound like a huge douche, but oh well.
hahaha no dude it was funny..made me laugh anyway. Not that I like children or anything, because that's just gross.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:51 PM
It just made me laugh that time. You should still type it, if I can keep calling myself a f.ag I'm sure you can type 'whatever'
I read your f.ag chronicles. They're entertaining and make me laugh, but whatever.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:52 PM
Correction: Young ones like me. haha
You get that feeling a lot too? I don't know why, but it always seems like girls that are too young for me are the only one's who ever look at me.
I don't like that.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:52 PM
haha I probably made myself sound like a huge douche, but oh well.
Correction: Young ones like me. haha
It's true. I like you Eric. I'm a young one. Oh well.
punkpixie
07/27/05, 03:52 PM
I read your f.ag chronicles. They're entertaining and make me laugh, but whatever.
I'm such a f.ag, but whatever. I'm not getting my panties in a twist over it or whatever.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:53 PM
You get that feeling a lot too? I don't know why, but it always seems like girls that are too young for me are the only one's who ever look at me.
I don't like that.
Yeah man it sucks...haha I'll come across a nice girl who's pretty attractive and then it's like "you're how old!? Damn it!" Seriously though it seems the ones that pursue me are all too young. Blah.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:54 PM
Yeah man it sucks...haha I'll come across a nice girl who's pretty attractive and then it's like "you're how old!? Damn it!" Seriously though it seems the ones that pursue me are all too young. Blah.
That happened to me a few weeks back. I was like "17? Are you kidding me?"
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:55 PM
That happened to me a few weeks back. I was like "17? Are you kidding me?"
It's quite disappointing. :shake:
Ha, it would be funny if that chick actually decides to post and comes here.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:56 PM
It's quite disappointing. :shake:
No kidding. She seemed really cool. She felt awkward too, because she guessed me for 19, and that would've been legal.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:57 PM
I'm such a f.ag, but whatever. I'm not getting my panties in a twist over it or whatever.
One day you should come to NYC and I will show you Christopher Street. That's where all the flamboyant gay men hang out. It's entertaining. It might give you material for your f.ag chronicles or whatever. But you can come here and hang out, or whatever. I don't care, whatever.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 03:58 PM
No kidding. She seemed really cool. She felt awkward too, because she guessed me for 19, and that would've been legal.
haha Well like, the thing is, some of these girls don't even seem to care that it's illegal. I think it's kind of funny when the guy has to become the voice of reason...at least in my cases.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 03:59 PM
haha Well like, the thing is, some of these girls don't even seem to care that it's illegal. I think it's kind of funny when the guy has to become the voice of reason...at least in my cases.
Hahaha, of course the girl doesn't care. She's not gonna be the one sitting in jail for statutory rape.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 03:59 PM
haha Well like, the thing is, some of these girls don't even seem to care that it's illegal. I think it's kind of funny when the guy has to become the voice of reason...at least in my cases.
In NY, you can legally do whatever girl you want as long as their 17. So once all your preteen hotties turn 17, it's okay for you to take advantage of them.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:00 PM
Hahaha, of course the girl doesn't care. She's not gonna be the one sitting in jail for statutory rape.
haha Good point.
haha Well like, the thing is, some of these girls don't even seem to care that it's illegal. I think it's kind of funny when the guy has to become the voice of reason...at least in my cases.It's really illegal?
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:00 PM
In NY, you can legally do whatever girl you want as long as their 17. So once all your preteen hotties turn 17, it's okay for you to take advantage of them.
Yay! :wow:
paperw1ngs
07/27/05, 04:00 PM
i love...whne people...type like this....
hccc
I'm such a f.ag, but whatever. I'm not getting my panties in a twist over it or whatever.
Holy crap I just read the *** chronicles too, hilarious.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:01 PM
It's really illegal?
I guess as long as their 17 it's okay. haha
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 04:02 PM
I guess as long as their 17 it's okay. haha
They've gotta be 18 here, I think.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:02 PM
They've gotta be 18 here, I think.
Yeah that's what I thought....guess I was wrong.
They've gotta be 18 here, I think.I think we don't have that problem over here... or at least is not that serious.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 04:03 PM
Yay! :wow:
You remember a really long time ago when I told you about that girl and the 23 year old? That's how I found out about that law.
So in February, it's legal for her to sex him up all she wants. Even though he's skeevy.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:04 PM
I think we don't have that problem over here... or at least is not that serious.
hahhaha Holy shit I just noticed your sig. It's amazing.
You remember a really long time ago when I told you about that girl and the 23 year old? That's how I found out about that law.
So in February, it's legal for her to sex him up all she wants. Even though he's skeevy.
haha I can only imagine what he's like. I'm not skeevy though! I'm nice!
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 04:04 PM
Yeah that's what I thought....guess I was wrong.
It might be 17 here, too. I'm not sure.
I'm about to roll to the mall, hopefully I don't get hit on by a 12 year old.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:06 PM
It might be 17 here, too. I'm not sure.
I'm about to roll to the mall, hopefully I don't get hit on by a 12 year old.
Fresh outta 6th grade. Scary.
SilverStar89
07/27/05, 04:06 PM
haha I can only imagine what he's like. I'm not skeevy though! I'm nice!
That's true. You're an overall nice guy. Maybe that's why they all want you. Because you're nice and you have jacked up muscles. That must be it.
SonEric84
07/27/05, 04:07 PM
That's true. You're an overall nice guy. Maybe that's why they all want you. Because you're nice and you have jacked up muscles. That must be it.
haha Why thank you.
It might be 17 here, too. I'm not sure.
I'm about to roll to the mall, hopefully I don't get hit on by a 12 year old.
Knowing you, you'd probably be tempted. Sick bitch.
Kid Kilowatt
07/27/05, 04:43 PM
Her sn is Miss Margera666. That certainly is frightening, as I've no idea how low one's intelligence and self-esteem must in order to have their life's goal involve becoming Bam Margera's wife.
theESCO
07/27/05, 05:02 PM
Haha, this is great.
One of her uploaded images:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/4/3/3/1/7/caresbleedaway.gif
your revolution
07/27/05, 05:04 PM
Haha, this is great.
One of her uploaded images:
http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/4/3/3/1/7/caresbleedaway.gifdude i cant even see that.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 05:06 PM
Knowing you, you'd probably be tempted. Sick bitch.
Yeah, one hit on me while I was at the mall. Tempting but I managed to walk away.
Yeah, one hit on me while I was at the mall. Tempting but I managed to walk away.
Hahahaha, I spit my coke out while reading that.
Fullcollapse3k
07/27/05, 05:09 PM
Hahahaha, I spit my coke out while reading that.
Always good to make someone laugh so hard they spit out their drink.
Always good to make someone laugh so hard they spit out their drink.
Ha, I remember at school when people used to make me do that I would aim at them and they'd be pissed.
elemenohpe
07/27/05, 05:12 PM
Hahahaha, I spit my coke out while reading that.
hahaha, and i spit out the semen.
hahaha, and i spit out the semen.
lmfao
xsilencedx
07/27/05, 06:21 PM
hahaha, and i spit out the semen.
uhhhhhhh.......
charly horse
07/27/05, 06:34 PM
This person is scary, she lists one of her interests as: Nazis.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?userid=43317
<did you actually read it?> I mean, the part about where she says "here are somethings I hate..." and Nazis were apart of that, so was Avril Lavigne. I didn't feel like going through the whole thing. Someone already went over this, but no one seemed to notice... so let me say it again.
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