View Full Version : ____ is the new _____
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 06:35 AM
this is the blank is the new blank thread. i'll start out with some examples:
motion city soundtrack is the new weezer
the hush sound is the new straylight run
laguna beach is the new OC
. . . now you go
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your revolution
07/28/05, 06:37 AM
red is the new black
Candy_Warhol
07/28/05, 06:37 AM
red is the new black
no
pink is the new black
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:38 AM
no
pink is the new blackno, black ois the new pink and red is the new black so in essence, red is the new pink. actually, i think were fuckin this up. who votes for a re-do?
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:39 AM
black is the new pink
Ryan is the new god
mat1419
07/28/05, 06:40 AM
punk is the new pop
out is the new in
lists are the new paragraphs
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:41 AM
____ is the new ____ is the new _____ was the new _____
Ben Kweller is the new Max Bemis
M.I.A. is the new Missy Elliot
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:41 AM
ok, thats gotta confuse somone.
mat1419
07/28/05, 06:43 AM
bopst is the new dan rather
The court room is the new city hall
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:43 AM
jesse lacey is the new rivers cuomo
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 06:43 AM
polls are the new threads
(according to maddox)
emo is the new goth
however we all know that real emo bands don't exist anymore
System Of A Down is the new Slayer
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:44 AM
Ryan is the new age sex
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 06:44 AM
blow jobs are the new sex
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:46 AM
laidher is the new l8er
so andy how does bein free feel?
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:46 AM
bamboozle is the new woodstock
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:47 AM
velvet revolver is the new guns and roses
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:49 AM
forever in motion is the new spill canvas
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:50 AM
good charlotte is the new n'sync
simple plan is the new backstreet boys
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:52 AM
actually, backstreet boys is the new backstreet boys. "Incomplete" is kinda catchy.
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:53 AM
hahah i guess you're right
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:54 AM
sex is the new brand new cd thats being recorded
Good Charlotte is the new Sex Pistols.
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:54 AM
...don't you mean that the other way around?
the new brand new cd is the new sex makes more sense, to me, anyway
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:55 AM
hahah i guess you're right
do you wantyour scrobbler sig showing up in your sig or not? you just need to put the img tags around it ur
yanggoh
07/28/05, 06:56 AM
do you wantyour scrobbler sig showing up in your sig or not? you just need to put the img tags around it ur
i already do, its weird.
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:56 AM
do you wantyour scrobbler sig showing up in your sig or not? you just need to put the img tags around it ur hahahaha
i already do, its weird.i before e except asfter c you damn frenchman
Andy is the new Nelson Mandela
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:58 AM
ryan is the new oprea winfrey
your revolution
07/28/05, 06:59 AM
Andy is the new Nelson Mandelayoure a free black man that was wrongfully imprisoned? wierd...
adam is the new sam fisher
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:00 AM
youre a free black man that was wrongfully imprisoned? wierd...
isnt everyone?
50 Cent is the new Luther Wandross
Haha, Im listening to the Love You Better remix where 50 sings the chorus, and in the end he goes "BITCH! What do you mean I can't sing?! Im Luter Wandross in the shower!"
Bullet For My Valentine are the new Atreyu
your revolution
07/28/05, 07:02 AM
isnt everyone?im white though
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:05 AM
im white though
leave
KKK members are unwanted '
haha
your revolution
07/28/05, 07:06 AM
i would be at work right now if i hadnt quit
leave
KKK members are unwanted '
hahadont make me pull a rodney king on your ass.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:06 AM
Andy is the new Nelson Mandela
i quoted you on that in my sig, it was so genuis
trustmeimokay
07/28/05, 07:10 AM
"Retaliation" is the new "Harmful if Swallowed"
this ben kweller one doesn't make sense... hasn't Kweller been around longer than Bemis? Kweller released his first album in 2000...
Yeah, that one confused the hell outta me.
Haha, well, Ive just gotten into him, so it makes a lot of sense to me.
trustmeimokay
07/28/05, 07:13 AM
Haha, well, Ive just gotten into him, so it makes a lot of sense to me.
Yeah, Kweller owns. Make sure you check out the Bens.
bamboozle is the new woodstock
bonnaroo is the new woodstock
your revolution
07/28/05, 07:14 AM
oh yeah? well i have 2 cigarettes left and im broke til i pick up my check. im goin to bed. goodnight. or morning. whatever
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:15 AM
warped is the new woodstock
trustmeimokay
07/28/05, 07:17 AM
Only got Sha Sha so far.
No the Bens is a collabo between Kweller, Ben Folds, and Ben Lee. It's great.
And Sha Sha is my personal fave. So good.
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:24 AM
broke is the new rich
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:25 AM
broke is the new rich
i wish
trustmeimokay
07/28/05, 07:25 AM
i wish
I bet we all do.
broke is the new rich
amen.
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:26 AM
ugly is the new sexy....SO NOT TRUE
African-american Express is the new AmEx
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:30 AM
skinny is the new hot
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:32 AM
pink is the new cool
yanggoh
07/28/05, 07:32 AM
i before e except asfter c you damn frenchman
you spelt "after" wrong, and: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=weird
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:33 AM
wow lot of time on your hands?
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:34 AM
Ryan is the new Martin Luther King Jr
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:34 AM
haha
your revolution
07/28/05, 07:35 AM
you spelt "after" wrong, and: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=weirdhaha, i guess you got me there. but i was joking anyways.
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:36 AM
LOT of tim?e
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:40 AM
dear fiance thread is the new chatting thread
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 07:56 AM
sweet
yanggoh
07/28/05, 08:07 AM
haha, i guess you got me there. but i was joking anyways.
hahah yeah, i know, so was i
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 08:08 AM
jason tate is the new mumia abu jamal
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 08:48 AM
jason tate is the new mumia abu jamal
hahahaha
Billy is the new aunt jemima
punkpixie
07/28/05, 09:12 AM
Scene Points is the new Good Charlotte.
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:13 AM
spizzam
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:14 AM
spammy
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 09:14 AM
gmail is the new slap bracelet
mobile devices are the new cell phones
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:15 AM
ps2 is the new ps1
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 09:17 AM
ps2 is the new ps1
hahahaha
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 09:19 AM
Gerrard is the new Marylin Manson
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:20 AM
Gerrard is the new Marylin Manson
haha true true
punkpixie
07/28/05, 09:24 AM
Ellie is the new ***.
hahahaha
Kyle is the new f.ag hag.
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:26 AM
i am the new GOD
yanggoh
07/28/05, 09:28 AM
emo hair is the new weird gelled-up-front-part hairstyle
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:28 AM
argha
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 09:32 AM
grades is the new dear fiancee
TJ Wells
07/28/05, 09:33 AM
lol
usedforglue
07/28/05, 09:56 AM
bowl cuts are the new mullet
EndorsePunk
07/28/05, 09:57 AM
yo momma is my new bitch.
oh wow, im good.
youareallfreaks
07/28/05, 11:16 AM
facebook is the new myspace is the new friendster is the new buddy list
smallbutfeisty
07/28/05, 03:23 PM
pink is the new blog (.com)
(a very awesome website)
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 03:25 PM
ipods are the new walkmans
VeloriumCamper
07/28/05, 03:37 PM
MCR/The Used concert is the new Abercrombie store.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 03:39 PM
Poscasts is the new radio
Chappelle is the new Rock
asianxcore
07/28/05, 03:41 PM
lc is the new kristin
Mark is God
07/28/05, 04:17 PM
mark is the new blank
VeloriumCamper
07/28/05, 04:27 PM
Girl pants are the new male pants
Kid Kilowatt
07/28/05, 04:32 PM
Gaylord is the new douchebag
theESCO
07/28/05, 04:50 PM
theESCO is the new coolest fuckin' shit you've ever seen.
yanggoh
07/28/05, 04:55 PM
AIM is the new phone
catchmealone
07/28/05, 05:01 PM
Hardcore is the new gay
Myspace is the new birth certificate
buzzed hair is the new short in back/long in the face scenester haircut
xAnothrLostSoul
07/28/05, 05:07 PM
Myspace is the new birth certificate amen to that
Nick Lopez
07/28/05, 05:52 PM
iPod is the new stereo/cd player/anything music at all
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 05:59 PM
mac is the new windows
tambo41187
07/28/05, 06:32 PM
mac is the new windows
ah one of the best ones in this thread, in least most accurate
Vanity__Dearest
07/28/05, 06:35 PM
refused is the new noise.
Drew Beringer
07/28/05, 06:38 PM
Leakmob is the new AP. ;)
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 06:39 PM
forthesound.com is the new ap.net
blowsjobs are the new handjob
haha i still got it
Leakmob is the new AP. ;)
damn straight
asianxcore
07/28/05, 07:05 PM
aaron is the new sex
pUnkKid174
07/28/05, 07:06 PM
two years ago or so....
AIM became the new yahoo
asianxcore
07/28/05, 07:06 PM
Firefox is the new IE
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:08 PM
Firefox is the new IE
agreed
Vanity__Dearest
07/28/05, 07:09 PM
wendy's is the new mcdonalds
BrandNew20
07/28/05, 07:11 PM
Scremo is the new hair metal.
its probably been said already but I'm not gonna look through 100 plus comments for it.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:12 PM
KFC is the new boston chicken
catchmealone
07/28/05, 07:14 PM
System Of A Down is the new Slayer
No way.
SOAD may be the new RATM(political, alternative rock band)
but Slayer is the ONLY Slayer
AShannon04
07/28/05, 07:24 PM
facebook is the new phonebook
BrandNew20
07/28/05, 07:29 PM
facebook is the new phonebook
facebook checking is the new stalking.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:31 PM
ryan is the new front page of the general firum
AShannon04
07/28/05, 07:36 PM
facebook checking is the new stalking.
good one. I was trying to figure out a good way to tie in facebook with stalking, but i couldnt figure out a good way. nice job.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:37 PM
ryan is the new front page of the general forum
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 07:40 PM
No. Boston Market pwns KFC.
:thumbsup:
nom way
AShannon04
07/28/05, 07:42 PM
No. Boston Market pwns KFC.
hell yeah
BrandNew20
07/28/05, 07:56 PM
good one. I was trying to figure out a good way to tie in facebook with stalking, but i couldnt figure out a good way. nice job.
haha, thanks I try.
when 4ever ends
07/28/05, 08:43 PM
kanye west is the new sex
A picasso blue
07/28/05, 08:48 PM
red is the new blacki love that song.
but anyway..who said that MCS was the new Weezer??
american psycho is the new awesomeness
just watched this classic, great film i may add
Drew Beringer
07/28/05, 11:21 PM
Fall Of Troy is the new Blood Brothers (maybe)
Tariq is the new terrorist.
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 06:48 AM
Tariq is the new terrorist.
:guns: :guns: :guns: :guns:
youareallfreaks
07/29/05, 06:55 AM
i love that song.
but anyway..who said that MCS was the new Weezer??
i did. they're the new nerd rock. just replace the guitar solos with moog solos.
BrandNew20
07/29/05, 07:00 AM
nervousness is the new cockyness.
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:01 AM
Ryan is the new front page of the general forum
again
youareallfreaks
07/29/05, 07:36 AM
nervousness is the new cockyness.
BrandNew20 is the new BrandNew19
:guns: :guns: :guns: :guns:
Ryan is the new target... ;)
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:37 AM
ryan is the new tariq
ryan is the new tariq
Tariq is the new Tariq, bitch.
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:40 AM
tariq is the new bitch
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:41 AM
Tariq is the new Bitch
Bitch is the new fuck you.
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:42 AM
fuck you is the new tariq
this thread is the new nonsense.
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 07:49 AM
agreed
youareallfreaks
07/29/05, 09:09 AM
! in band names is the new the word "the" before band names
BrandNew20
07/29/05, 09:32 AM
BrandNew20 is the new BrandNew19
pffft...there never was a Brandnew19
youareallfreaks
07/29/05, 09:40 AM
pffft...there never was a Brandnew19
he was before your time
when 4ever ends
07/29/05, 09:43 AM
mmmmkayy
A picasso blue
07/29/05, 05:00 PM
i did. they're the new nerd rock. just replace the guitar solos with moog solos.
i guess. but they don't have that sort of " stoner punk" thing i see in Weezer. maybe that's just me
like when i think of weezer i think of Green Day
Chemical Love
07/29/05, 05:01 PM
Conor Oberst is the new Bob Dylan.
BackInTheJox
07/29/05, 05:09 PM
when 4ever ends is the new Joel Madden.
elemenohpe
07/29/05, 05:10 PM
BackInTheJox is the new itseffinbryan
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