Pen Pals

[burnburnburn]

My girlfriend is gay and wants a pen pal. Anyone want to be her pen pal?

[chaoticXpunk]

I remember pen pals from grade school.

[sleepygrlgreen]

We tried to arrange pen pals in my Spanish class sophomore year. Nobody wrote back. It was really disappointing. :(

[theESCO]

Are you really asking me to do this?

[burnburnburn]

Yes, I am really asking someone to do this.

[Tristan Needler]

is she nice?

or hot?

or both!?

i'd consider it if she meets any of those requirements.

[sleepygrlgreen]

Does she want male or female? I'm in if no one else will do it.

[giveblood]

will she sends nudes?

[Tristan Needler]

are we talkin e-mail or regular mail?
cause letters are way cooler.

[burnburnburn]

is she nice?

or hot?

or both!?

i'd consider it if she meets any of those requirements.
Hahaha. Are you trying to hit on my girlfriend?

She's nice if you're not a moron, Christian, or drug addict.

She's dayum fyne if you don't like anorexic girls who have been on a coke binge for 6 days.

are we talkin e-mail or regular mail?
cause letters are way cooler.
Regular mail.

And I may want a pen pal myself. Haha.

I feel gay now.

Does she want male or female? I'm in if no one else will do it.
She'd prefer female, but will go with either.

[Tristan Needler]

Hahaha. Are you trying to hit on my girlfriend?

She's nice if you're not a moron, Christian, or drug addict.

She's dayum fyne if you don't like anorexic girls who have been on a coke binge for 6 days.


Regular mail.

And I may want a pen pal myself. Haha.

I feel gay now.


She'd prefer female, but will go with either.
hmm im none of those.
i'd probably suck to write to though, i'm not gonna lie.

[theESCO]

She's dayum fyne if you don't like anorexic girls who have been on a coke binge for 6 days

Well, count me out.

[burnburnburn]

will she sends nudes?
I took a n00d of her. But it's mine.

hmm im none of those.
i'd probably suck to write to though, i'm not gonna lie.
Hahahahaha.

[merv the perv]

Pssssh I'll do it. I am an awesome creative writer.

[aolsux]

how much does she put out and does she do threesomes?

[burnburnburn]

I'm just asking again for clarification.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A PEN PAL?

what's wrong with being Christian?
As long as you don't talk about it, then it's not a problem.

[chaoticXpunk]

I'm just asking again for clarification.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A PEN PAL?


As long as you don't talk about it, then it's not a problem.
"Dear <Girlfriend's Name Here>,

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was on this super fantastic church retreat..."

[burnburnburn]

not to pry or anything, but what does she and/or you have against them?
We're both Atheist. We both hate organized religion (well, I don't know if she's on the exacty same page as me with that one.) If there is a god, then I don't like him. It's just not my thing, and I really don't want to hear someone talk about it. I don't talk about my non belief in god, so I don't want to hear about your belief.

It's nothing personal. I have plenty of Christian friends.

[BrandNew20]

If she writes to me, I'm only going to respond by sending her thousands of USPS boxes, so I guess I'm out.

[burnburnburn]

If she writes to me, I'm only going to respond by sending her thousands of USPS boxes, so I guess I'm out.
Hahahaha, I did that to some kids. I need to do it again.

[BrandNew20]

Hahahaha, I did that to some kids. I need to do it again.

to be honest, I've never done it, my ex might be getting some soon though...

[chaoticXpunk]

what you gotta do, is send as many as you can to one person. then send just as many to their neighbor's house, but with their name on it. so then the neighbor brings over even more.
Haha, that would rule.

[BrandNew20]

what you gotta do, is send as many as you can to one person. then send just as many to their neighbor's house, but with their name on it. so then the neighbor brings over even more.

hahahaha.

what's the link again?

[Mark is God]

what you gotta do, is send as many as you can to one person. then send just as many to their neighbor's house, but with their name on it. so then the neighbor brings over even more.
hahahahahah

[poppa Q]

I really wanna do that to my friend in Sweded. So when he got back, there would be thousands of boxes waiting for him

[BrandNew20]

so I seriously just sent my ex girlfriend 500 boxes, hahaha, I'm such an asshole.

[burnburnburn]

so I seriously just sent my ex girlfriend 500 boxes, hahaha, I'm such an asshole.
Do it.

I sent 500 to my neighbor.

[BrandNew20]

Do it.

I sent 500 to my neighbor.

I did it, made a fake account using her name and everything.

[Mark is God]

what's ur address qt?
you want to be pen palz?!?!?!?!?!

[BrandNew20]

where's the site to do this?

I'm not sure, I had to go to another comp to do it since I have javascript issues on this one. I found the thread by searching boxes, going to page two and clicking on the thread titled free boxes!!!

[Mark is God]

http://shop.usps.com/cgi-bin/vsbv/postal_store_non_ssl/display_products/productCategory.jsp?prodCat=/Shipping+Supplies/Flat+Rate+Boxes
It's time like these I wish I knew my friends' addresses.

[BrandNew20]

It's time like these I wish I knew my friends' addresses.

I wouldn't have known my ex's...except she wrote me a letter when we first broke up *evil laugh*

[BrandNew20]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you totally reminded me that my ex sent me something that i still have upstairs. thanks!

haha, stupid bitches putting return addresses on their letters/packages.

[poppa Q]

Haha, bitchs really are stupid.

[BrandNew20]

Haha, bitchs really are stupid.

they really are. they really are.

[Mark is God]

you. rule.
thax.

[FOBcareemo]

S2r

[Nick Lopez]

hmm. hi.

[punkpixie]

Is she really gay, because if so I'm there.

[when 4ever ends]

Is she really gay, because if so I'm there.
lol