I despise you and or so-called "taste".

[odnetnin]

Any band/song, I think. (http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/)

[Vanity__Dearest]

i read this ,and took it as a direct shot at me :(

[punkpixie]

hahaha

[Fullcollapse3k]

Haha, he said "The Way You Do It" by Little Brother sounds like an 80's cell phone ringtone. :(

[elemenohpe]

hahah, this thing is great.

What do I think about My Iron Lung EP by Radiohead? I'll tell you what I think...

Ouch. The opening track, My Iron Lung will not only remove the enamel from your teeth, but charge you for its professional dental services afterwards. We should ban things like track 2, Trickster from ever being played on public radio. Oh? We have? Well, I'm starting a campaign to ban it from being played in private too. For fuck's sake, who decided that something not too dissimilar to my own personal hell should grace the world's musical heritage? Plonk track 5, Permanent Daylight on your CD player and tell me Radiohead should be allowed to live. Go on. I dare you.

Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like Lozenge of Love - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like Radiohead's own internal organs attempting to end it all towards the end of the track.

In fact, I'm unable to understand how people can pay money to be tortured in this way.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

My choice 3 hated albums are:

Weezer Weezer
Paul Simon The Rhythm of the Saints
Sid Vicious Too Fast to Live

The most recent albums I pissed all over are:

Radiohead My Iron Lung EP
Coheed & Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Damien Rice Cannonball, Pt.2

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...i picked radiohead's ok computer...i'm glad you were close to my choice mister :)

[Emoknight]

haha its pretty funny...

[Vanity__Dearest]

haha its pretty funny...
your an emo knight, i expect your taste to get slapped around :)

[elemenohpe]

hahaha...i picked radiohead's ok computer...i'm glad you were close to my choice mister :)

i just chose favorite band and typed in radiohead and that's what came up.

[odnetnin]

There is not much to say about Saosin.

[X Out The Eyes]

Luckily my PC at work has no sound card. I've been happily playing Pretty Lush all afternoon with no ill effects to myself. Siberian Kiss made my cat sick. Twice. I think I'm going to sue. For fuck's sake, who decided that something not too dissimilar to that bloke in your office who hums to himself continuously oblivious to the number of people who plot to fill his mouth and nose with cement on a daily basis should grace the world's musical heritage? Plonk track four, Ry Ry's Song on your CD player and tell me Glassjaw should be allowed to live. Go on. I dare you.

Like the crap usually hosted on geocities by colour blind web idiots, track five, Lovebites and Razorlines is a perversion that may actually appeal to a small group of sick fucks hiding in a basement somewhere in Illinois. Glassjaw will strike fear into your heart with possibly the worst song on a bad album, the appalling Majour. It sounds like the slow drip, drip, dripping of that tap you forgot to turn off in the bathroom before going to bed. Track 9, Piano sounds like the little pop and splash that comes before the scream after accidentally lodging a knitting needle in your eye.

In fact, I'm scared Glassjaw will reproduce and foist a new generation of crud on us.

jerk.

[Adeniz19]

Why I bothered with the rest of Kill Me Quickly after listening to the first three seconds of the Salvation Army's favourite marching tunes I don't know. Luckily a glitch on the CD caused See You In The Shallows to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Thrice intended it to sound like. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like track four, Betrayal Is A Symptom - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like a collection of cheap samples, bad lyrics, over-produced warbling and something that goes 'ping' throughout.

Twelve people died whilst Deadbolt was being created. I can only say that they are the lucky ones and missed out on what sounds like a sharp nail being driven into your ear, but less fun. In Years To Come sounds just like a retarded bee defacating through a sieve into my ears and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something. The Red Death is so so. So, so, so fucking awful, that is.

In fact, this should've been put down years ago

[Jra1]

i said my favourite band was neil perry and he went on about the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy... weird.

he got Will Haven right though, even though the reveiw sounded templated

EDIT: tried Neil PErry again and it worked

[Nick Lopez]

heres what he has to say on hawthorne heights:

http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/startquote.gifWhat do I think about The Silence in Black and White by Hawthorne Heights? I'll tell you what I think...

http://www.chthonicionic.net/images/spacer.gif Track two, Dissolve and Decay sounds just like the crap usually hosted on geocities by colour blind web idiots and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something. Screenwriting An Apology is so so. So, so, so fucking awful, that is. I've heard better tunes than Ohio Is For Lovers from my digital watch, on the hour, every hour.

The sound of my own personal hell that Sandpaper and Silk so accurately reproduces is relieved only by the fact there are no pictures to go with it. On second listening track 11, Speeding Up The Octaves starts sounding a little better, a bit more muffled and a little less like something my cat brought in, but couldn't be bothered to kill. Or is that because I've strapped a twelve tog duvet around my head to block out the evil nastiness? You decide.

In fact, I wish Hawthorne Heights had never been born.http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/endquote.gif

i kind of agree.

[Jra1]

Why I bothered with the rest of Kill Me Quickly after listening to the first three seconds of the Salvation Army's favourite marching tunes I don't know. Luckily a glitch on the CD caused See You In The Shallows to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Thrice intended it to sound like. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like track four, Betrayal Is A Symptom - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like a collection of cheap samples, bad lyrics, over-produced warbling and something that goes 'ping' throughout.

Twelve people died whilst Deadbolt was being created. I can only say that they are the lucky ones and missed out on what sounds like a sharp nail being driven into your ear, but less fun. In Years To Come sounds just like a retarded bee defacating through a sieve into my ears and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something. The Red Death is so so. So, so, so fucking awful, that is.

In fact, this should've been put down years ago
yea i thought it was templated, woulda been stupid to think otherwise really.. but this is the same as one i brought up

[Hilikus]

haha, this shit is awsome

[xAnothrLostSoul]

http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/startquote.gifYou like Fall Out Boy? Oh dear. You're not going to like what I thought of From Under the Cork Tree...

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued isn't that bad. Ha ha. Got you. It's just a tiny bit worse than, say, the sound of aural herpes. Fall Out Boy will strike fear into your heart with possibly the worst song on a bad album, the appalling track 2, Of All The Gin Joints In All The World. It sounds like a cheap keyboard being played by a God-fearing christian fund raiser outside Tesco's. Ten people died whilst track 5, Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner was being created. I can only say that they are the lucky ones and missed out on what sounds like something my cat brought in, but couldn't be bothered to kill.

The 'Summer Song' of I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth went down well with my neighbour's dogs. They howled for hours, handily drowning out most of the track, and prompting me to start searching for a dog of my own. Luckily my PC at work has no sound card. I've been happily playing Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends all afternoon with no ill effects to myself. If you've just bought From Under the Cork Tree, take my advice and get a big black marker and scrawl all over I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me *before* you play it. If you've already played it, you no doubt know all about the gentle sound of my mother singing in the shower just after someone's turned on the hot water tap downstairs it produces from your speakers.

In fact, I'm unable to understand how people can pay money to be tortured in this way.http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/endquote.gif


thought you guys would like that

[Kif]

The Brand New Heavies? Oh my God. I thought The Brand New Heavies' fans died out years ago. I remember All About the Funk as being particularly awful...

The opening track, Boogie went down well with my neighbour's dogs. They howled for hours, handily drowning out most of the track, and prompting me to start searching for a dog of my own. Luckily a glitch on the CD caused Keep on Shining to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what The Brand New Heavies intended it to sound like. Too much track 7, Many Rivers to Cross is bad for your health. I recommend taking up injecting heroin into your eyeballs instead. It tickles a bit, but the rush is awesome.

Track 8, How Do You Think is about as hip as my father's attempts at the Lambada. It's a vision of hell that not many people live to see, I promise you. Track 11, I Feel Right could be mistaken for the annoyingly obvious grunting of the couple next door having sex whilst you lie in bed, lonely, unloved and out of tissues if you don't listen very carefully, and, believe me, you don't want to. The CD age is a boon to music reviewers - the skip track function was designed specifically to alleviate the sound of Boogie (the Andrew Love Levy Mix).

In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance.



Well, since I searched for Brand New, that failed

[GoodCoreRecords]

Its all templated stuff. I chose From Here to Infirmary and he went on about Hell Yes. Oh well, sort of amusing.

[odnetnin]

The whole point of this website for me is to see what bands/songs/albums does he not know.

[mondeoman]

I'd rather just have Dom tell me how shitty my music taste is. That is way funnier.