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overoverme

08/02/05, 01:51 PM

Saw this yesterday.
I think its grosser if that ISNT pee.
I think the Black Eyed Peas have to stop having singles that get DESTROYED by radio/MTV.
(lets get RETARDED, dont FUNK with my heart)
But yeah, thats just...weird.

End is Forever

08/02/05, 01:53 PM

Justin Timberlake lost his virginity with her... what a fucker.
wow, for real? Whatever that is, it isn't sexy.

Hmmmmm - The Black Eyed Pees (sorry, it wasn't funny)

Greg Dona

08/02/05, 01:54 PM

Justin Timberlake lost his virginity with her... what a fucker.
i would too. i dont care what those pictures indicate, i still think shes foxy.

Drew Beringer

08/02/05, 01:55 PM

Hahah, wow.

dashboard1190

08/02/05, 01:55 PM

that's funny.

last light

08/02/05, 01:55 PM

well apparently you wont need lube to fuck her...

Scott Weber

08/02/05, 01:55 PM

i would too. i dont care what those pictures indicate, i still think shes foxy.
she is ugly, dude. you've got to be kidding me. have you seen pics of her close up? nasty.

Pooavenger

08/02/05, 01:56 PM

that's delicious

Cottage Cheese

08/02/05, 01:58 PM

That's what she gets for associating mental retardation to intoxication.

BrandNew20

08/02/05, 02:01 PM

Justin Timberlake lost his virginity with her... what a fucker.

the dude said forever ago, on some radio show, that he had sex with Britney and they lost their virginity to each other or something...

I swear I don't read Seventeen.

Pat Marquez

08/02/05, 02:01 PM

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahh ahahahhahahah

Justin Timberlake lost his virginity with her... what a fucker.
how do you know that?

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:04 PM

OMG! Too funny, umm, but seriously, she is in need of some "protective undergarment".

If her excuse is sweat, she needs a doctor. If she peed herself, she needs help as well. Either way, she needs a specialist, that I'm sure of.

WeDreamOfDays

08/02/05, 02:04 PM

I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

Flags of Dawn

08/02/05, 02:06 PM

there are computer programs called photoshop. I wouldnt buy it yet....you'd think if she had to go that bad, she probably had to go before the show, or it wouldve been able to be held in.

DroppedUrPocket

08/02/05, 02:06 PM

Oh my god.

She must have gotten a little too retarded and pissed herself.

LPMagic

08/02/05, 02:07 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Spacie84/fergie19le.jpg

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- Jeff

greyxmundos

08/02/05, 02:07 PM

just another reason to make fun of their 'music'...

YearsGoneBy

08/02/05, 02:07 PM

hahahahah....maybe its just sweat?

DroppedUrPocket

08/02/05, 02:08 PM

hahahahah....maybe its just sweat?

I think that's just as bad, man. If not worse.

ishotthepilot

08/02/05, 02:08 PM

it's just sweat. everyone chill lol

youareallfreaks

08/02/05, 02:08 PM

i thought JT dropped his vcard with lou pearlman?

also, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pussy juice.

Frank Giaramita

08/02/05, 02:09 PM

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahh ahahahhahahah

how do you know that?

She was talking about it on E! in an interview I saw.

Haha, just joking, I was actually hitting up Justin from behind as he was tapping fergee... I can vouch from a first hand experience.

Pat Marquez

08/02/05, 02:12 PM

it's just sweat. everyone chill lol
everyone chill? thats more fucking disgusting if you ask me

a vagina that sweats that much is not fucking right.

id rather it be pee, everyone drips a little.. (well she did a lot this time)

I Shoot Bands

08/02/05, 02:14 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007IKKP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Scott Weber

08/02/05, 02:19 PM

it's not her vagina sweating, it's her inner thighs. just think, watch NBA and soccer players, guys get it there all the time. she didn't pee herself or anything.

Frank Giaramita

08/02/05, 02:21 PM

Ten bucks says some sick fuck in these forums was turned on by those pictures.

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:23 PM

my penis just shrivelled up and went inside my body.....

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:24 PM

Ten bucks says some sick fuck in these forums was turned on by those pictures.

I'll take that bet and raise you to $20.00, it's all too predictable.

my penis just shrivelled up and went inside my body.....

OMG!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

last light

08/02/05, 02:24 PM

my penis just shrivelled up and went inside my body.....
http://oemagazine.com/fromTheMagazine/feb03/images/specialfocustitle.gif

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:25 PM

She was talking about it on E! in an interview I saw.

Haha, just joking, I was actually hitting up Justin from behind as he was tapping fergee... I can vouch from a first hand experience.

heheh ( gulp ) wait? so you jerked him off,,,,,,.....-----!

youareallfreaks

08/02/05, 02:26 PM

Ten bucks says some sick fuck in these forums was turned on by those pictures.
twenty bucks says i'm currently typing this with one hand.

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:26 PM

I'll take that bet and raise you to $20.00, it's all to predictable.

OMG!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
wait.....I just saw you so its out again.....

teehe

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:30 PM

twenty bucks says i'm currently typing this with one hand.

Looks like I win the bet!

$$$$$$$

wait.....I just saw you so its out again.....

teehe

:wow:

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:30 PM

twenty bucks says i'm currently typing this with one hand.

hahahahaha awesome.

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:33 PM

hahahahaha awesome.

Slade, on a side note, have you played Makai Kingdom for the PS2 yet? It rocks my socks off.

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:35 PM

Slade, on a side note, have you played Makai Kingdom for the PS2 yet? It rocks my socks off.
not yet. Ive checked into it tho....It recieved a 7.5 on gamespot. How are the vehicles?

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:42 PM

not yet. Ive checked into it tho....It recieved a 7.5 on gamespot. How are the vehicles?

Dude, don't trust gamespot for everything, they gave phantom brave a 7.2 and atelier iris somewhere in the low 7's too. The vehicles are great, they add quite a few more options from the tactical standpoint, and add variety too. BTW, random dungeons and free roaming (no grid) rule.

Pick it up at EBgames if you can, comes with a free artbook. :)

AShannon04

08/02/05, 02:44 PM

looks like a major case of swamp ass to me

Katie Schmitz

08/02/05, 02:45 PM

looks like a major case of swamp ass to me

Haha, too funny! :thumbsup:

WarOnWar

08/02/05, 02:47 PM

photoshop much?

AShannon04

08/02/05, 02:47 PM

it's not her vagina sweating, it's her inner thighs. just think, watch NBA and soccer players, guys get it there all the time. she didn't pee herself or anything.

yep. I get it pretty bad when I play drums, and because she's up on stage dancing under uncredibly hot lights, I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

SLADE775

08/02/05, 02:47 PM

Dude, don't trust gamespot for everything, they gave phantom brave a 7.2 and atelier iris somewhere in the low 7's too. The vehicles are great, they add quite a few more options from the tactical standpoint, and add variety too. BTW, random dungeons and free roaming (no grid) rule.

Pick it up at EBgames if you can, comes with a free artbook. :)

I try not to.....but those guys know their shit. It seems like 95% of the reviews are accurate.

Im gonna buy it for sure soon. If its got your stamp of appoval.:wow:

so so desperatly do I want a new FF tactics game.....( siggggggh )

Im getting a tad bit bored with Atelier.....the battles get really tedious.

QuirkyAlone

08/02/05, 02:50 PM

wow, for real? Whatever that is, it isn't sexy.

Hmmmmm - The Black Eyed Pees (sorry, it wasn't funny)^ hahah, actually, that was pretty funny

there are computer programs called photoshop. I wouldnt buy it yet....you'd think if she had to go that bad, she probably had to go before the show, or it wouldve been able to be held in.it was at san diego street scene this past friday, and it's entirely true (friends told me about it right after they watched them --- WHYYY?! -- perform). they showed up late b/c of traffic from la and fergie claimed that she didn't have time to put on makeup (for the love of god..) or dress up for the show. i still have no idea (nor do.. i really.. want to know) if that was pee or sweat. but it's not photoshopped.

so gross.

Throwback

08/02/05, 03:29 PM

Don't Phunk With My Heart is quite possibly the worst 'summer hit' of the year. That and Lifehouse. Puke city.

screamoURI

08/02/05, 03:40 PM

nobody likes a sweaty pussy. that is fucking gross

Nate_RAWKS

08/02/05, 04:48 PM

Ten bucks says some sick fuck in these forums was turned on by those pictures.

giggity giggity......

:shake:

theGrue

08/02/05, 04:52 PM

A better pun would have been Black Eyed Pees.

Flags of Dawn

08/02/05, 05:02 PM

Don't Phunk With My Heart is quite possibly the worst 'summer hit' of the year. That and Lifehouse. Puke city.
that song isnt that great but most of the rest of the cd is really good.

Greg Dona

08/02/05, 05:05 PM

Don't Phunk With My Heart is quite possibly the worst 'summer hit' of the year. That and Lifehouse. Puke city.
that song, 'la tortura' by shakira, and 'la gasolina' by daddy yankee are like the only songs anyone uner 25 listens to in spain. and they play it in all the clubs. and they serve absinth. yea!

Darren McLeod

08/02/05, 05:06 PM

she is ugly, dude. you've got to be kidding me. have you seen pics of her close up? nasty.
I'm glad you see it too. I'm tired of people that seem to think she's an attractive female. She is simply the proof that advertising, airbrushing, and makeup can make someone seem glamorous, even if she really is not so attractive.

RX Bandits got it right... someone sold her "beautiful" (if people consider her beautiful)

Ruggiero2oo8

08/02/05, 05:33 PM

hahahahahahaha

A_Passing_Hero

08/02/05, 05:36 PM

well that was delightful:shake:

ethicka

08/02/05, 05:37 PM

Yeah... this makes no sense.

schumach5

08/02/05, 05:38 PM

A better pun would have been Black Eyed Pees.hahahahaha:thumbsup:

fsasatticus

08/02/05, 06:04 PM

i wonder if she asked the crowd if they minded seeing a golden shower?!?!

Chemical Love

08/02/05, 06:15 PM

Oh man thats funny

aminorthreat55

08/02/05, 06:17 PM

Yeah... this makes no sense.
It makes perfect sense. It's sweat. Those stage lights are hot as all hell, she's moving around a lot, and often wearing tight clothes.

slickwataris

08/02/05, 06:25 PM

craziness

ShoeSh1ne

08/02/05, 06:53 PM

Justin Timberlake lost his virginity with her... what a fucker.

It was Britney.

cheeruptheEmo

08/02/05, 07:04 PM

eww...the sad part is it is sweat...how do u sweat that bad there to where it shows through your shorts...blah!

1.8Nate

08/02/05, 09:08 PM

What the fuck, anyone that has a REAL sense of fashion knows you don't play shows in khakis. :trustme:

BrandNew20

08/02/05, 09:41 PM

this is so gross to think about.

knux

08/02/05, 09:44 PM

haha, when i saw the thread title i had no idea what to expect hehe. good find :)

monkeyboyrock

08/02/05, 10:13 PM

I don't know why, but that's totally hot...am I out of my mind, or just stupid for Fergie??? No matter where she sweats!!!

ForeverInADay

08/02/05, 10:48 PM

I think my penis just shot itself.

How many guys are still straight after viewing those pictures? hahaha
yep. I get it pretty bad when I play drums, and because she's up on stage dancing under uncredibly hot lights, I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
that could have possibly been the dirtiest thing ive heard anyone confess. lol

falsefiction

08/02/05, 11:36 PM

I don't know why, but that's totally hot...am I out of my mind, or just stupid for Fergie??? No matter where she sweats!!!

your out of your mind.