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PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.
Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333
Mercy Medical
08/04/05, 11:46 AM
Hahaha, holy shit!
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 11:48 AM
Where do these people come from.
elemenohpe
08/04/05, 11:49 AM
whoa... that's uh... disturbing.
Fullcollapse3k
08/04/05, 11:50 AM
I like sports more than music, seriously, but still: Women > Sports.
aminorthreat55
08/04/05, 11:50 AM
Where do these people come from.
The South.
Fullcollapse3k
08/04/05, 11:52 AM
Women = Sports > Music
I'd much rather spend time with a girl than watch sports.
I might be hooked on sports, but even i'm not THAT bad.
elemenohpe
08/04/05, 11:54 AM
The South.
yeah, thanks for that.
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 11:55 AM
God its hard to still love the Giants. They are just so...bad.
That's kinda funny cause the last time I had sex I watched sportscenter afterwards hahaha.
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 11:57 AM
I act like I am asleep when I don't want to cuddle, I dont murder her.
Fullcollapse3k
08/04/05, 11:58 AM
That's kinda funny cause the last time I had sex I watched sportscenter afterwards hahaha.
I've been looking for a girl like you.
I've been looking for a girl like you.
Hahaha I am one of a kind.
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 12:12 PM
:thumbsup:
I think you may have just become the first person ever to be quoted in my sig.
Owwowowow what an honor!
I'd much rather spend time with a girl than watch sports.
I might be hooked on sports, but even i'm not THAT bad.
same
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 12:15 PM
I once got head while watching sportscenter. It was a great moment of my life. Stuart Scott, Rich Eisen and a BJ, what more could a guy want.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest
"Barkeep - Oh barkeep - you know, I just happened to slaughter my dear wife with a hammer, and I could really use a pint of bitter"
Heh, that sounded so british.
"what are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? what a ***!"
"what are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? what a ***!"
I think it went more like:
"What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? CUDDLE? WHAAAAAAA!" *splat splat splat*
I think it went more like:
"What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? CUDDLE? WHAAAAAAA!" *splat splat splat*
its a quote from a movie
Oh, haha.
Damn, of course, Boondock Saints
Fullcollapse3k
08/04/05, 12:32 PM
Hahaha I am one of a kind.
There has to be another girl out there who would want to watch Sportscenter after sex.
Not as awesome as me. Haha.
Fullcollapse3k
08/04/05, 12:37 PM
Not as awesome as me. Haha.
Yeah, probably not. Sucks for the rest of the guys in the world who don't hook up with you.
brianthomas7
08/04/05, 12:47 PM
Yeah, probably not. Sucks for the rest of the guys in the world who don't hook up with you.
Already did man, she is good.
Drew Beringer
08/04/05, 02:51 PM
"what are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? what a ***!"
Ha, gotta love Will Dafoe and Boondock Saints. :thumbsup:
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