Dr. Balls Is Amazing

[Frank Giaramita]

Ok, I'm not sure how many of you read Dr. Balls' Underground Music Review blog (http://drballs.blogspot.com/), but it's ridiculously funny. Jared and I found one of his most recent updates to be extremely hilarious, and although it could be taken as a bit offensive, we wanted to share it with you all. He pokes fun at a few popular song titles in an EXTREMELY perverted manner. Enjoy! (Note: It's a total joke, he doesn't really have an album coming out):

----Do not click the replies if you are easily offended----

The world is abuzz with news of Dr. Balls entering the world of musical recording! Who doesn't want to hear Dr. Balls do his shit on the mic like you're really so smart that you don't need to be schooled like you're some bedwetting teenage loner who needs her diaper changed! People don't need that! So here is the tracklisting to my album, titled "9/11 Sucked, But This Fucking Rules":

Disc 1:
1. The Blowjob Blues
2. It's Raining Milfs
3. Oops The Condom Broke, Have A Nice Life!
4. Your Vagina Smells Like Throw Up
5. George Bush Wants Me Dead ('Cause I Stole His Oil)
6. C.U.M. (You're Gonna Need A Towel)
7. Oh My Beautiful Fartface
8. Welcome To The "Dr. Balls Cummed On Me" Club
9. The Night I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife
10. Nice Cross, Jesus
Bonus Track. The Night I Farted While Having An Orgasm (Coincidentally The Same Night That I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife)

Disc 2:
1. You're Gonna Need To Open Wider Than That
2. Inspired By The :
3. I'm In Love With That Milf
4. You Suck At Sucking
5. On The Wings Of Love duet with Macy Gray
6. Darth Vagina
7. I Want To Be In An Indie Rock Band (So I Can Be Poor)
8. Shoe
9. Cume Without The 'e' (Cumulated From The Team)
10. I'll Do Anything Once, But Not A Pussy That Looks Like That
11. The Day Mr. Fingers' Stupid Father Died
12. The Night I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife (Four Fingered Acoustic Remix)

[magnezia]

... interesting.

[Jared Kaufman]

Disc 1:
1. The Blowjob Blues
2. It's Raining Milfs
3. Oops The Condom Broke, Have A Nice Life!
4. Your Vagina Smells Like Throw Up
5. George Bush Wants Me Dead ('Cause I Stole His Oil)
6. C.U.M. (You're Gonna Need A Towel)
7. Oh My Beautiful Fartface
8. Welcome To The "Dr. Balls Cummed On Me" Club
9. The Night I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife
10. Nice Cross, Jesus
Bonus Track. The Night I Farted While Having An Orgasm (Coincidentally The Same Night That I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife)

Disc 2:
1. You're Gonna Need To Open Wider Than That
2. Inspired By The :
3. I'm In Love With That Milf
4. You Suck At Sucking
5. On The Wings Of Love duet with Macy Gray
6. Darth Vagina
7. I Want To Be In An Indie Rock Band (So I Can Be Poor)
8. Shoe
9. Cume Without The 'e' (Cumulated From The Team)
10. I'll Do Anything Once, But Not A Pussy That Looks Like That
11. The Day Mr. Fingers' Stupid Father Died
12. The Night I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife (Four Fingered Acoustic Remix)
HAHAHA!

[Frank Giaramita]

"Cume without the E"

[when 4ever ends]

Omg!

[Brand New Shoe]

L to the O L

[SLADE775]

:sealed:

[IwishIwasCool]

i just laughed so hard i crapped my pants

[Dr Balls]

Oh yeah this is a real joke isn't it! Oh yeah Dr. Balls doesn't really have an album coming out! Oh yea Dr. Balls doesn't really have a contract with Milf Records to release this shit! Oh no it is one huge joke right! Oh no Dr. Balls is just making this up while sitting at his keyboard farting with his pants down! Oh yeah he is some evil genius a la Karl Rove! Well we will just have to see who is the fucking jokester when this album drops into your pants really fucking soon ****** and then we will see who is really laughing their balls off!
- Dr. Balls

[Jared Kaufman]

Oh yeah this is a real joke isn't it! Oh yeah Dr. Balls doesn't really have an album coming out! Oh yea Dr. Balls doesn't really have a contract with Milf Records to release this shit! Oh no it is one huge joke right! Oh no Dr. Balls is just making this up while sitting at his keyboard farting with his pants down! Oh yeah he is some evil genius a la Karl Rove! Well we will just have to see who is the fucking jokester when this album drops into your pants really fucking soon ****** and then we will see who is really laughing their balls off!
- Dr. Balls
Are you anti-question mark, Dr.!

[theGrue]

I wish my office didn't block BlogSpot. I'd have so much more to read.

Also, question marks are overrated.

[SLADE775]

AWWWW, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT PETE?

[weaknights]

7. I Want To Be In An Indie Rock Band (So I Can Be Poor)

clearly the best part.

[aminorthreat55]

AWWWW, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT PETE?
What the hell are you talking about?

[XpunkXroutineX]

"9/11 Sucked, But This Fucking Rules"

That would have been an appropiate title for Leftover Crack's last album, but I like "Fuck World Trade" better.

And those were hilarious! My favorite title is track 5 (George Bush Wants Me Dead ['Cause I Stole His Oil])

[musical monkey]

m'eh.

[Jared Kaufman]

m'eh.
u;gh

[pnkrckprncss]

GAHAHAHHA
REALLY should have been warned not read this at work hahah...although i probably should have known lol

[Name]

that was niether funny or offensive. it was blah

[Jared Kaufman]

that was niether funny or offensive. it was blah
http://www.cardyologies.com/images/Party-Pooper.jpg

[SLADE775]

What the hell are you talking about?

IVE DONE THE MATH!

you keep sneaking away my points......fucker!


If its not you then - I suck at math, and someone else is a coward.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

Cume Without The 'e'

:lol:
hahahahahaha thats great

[atownplaya]

That's nothing as bad as Anal Cunt:
"i became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they deserved it"
"i sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos"
"you rollerblading ***got"
"sweatshops are cool"
"woman: nature's punching bag"
"i snuck a retard into a sperm bank"
"you're pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach"

[aminorthreat55]

IVE DONE THE MATH!

you keep sneaking away my points......fucker!


If its not you then - I suck at math, and someone else is a coward.
Last time I took them away was at least a few days ago and I only did it like twice. And the reason I don't leave my name? You already assume it's me, so why make the effort. Even the ones that aren't me you assume are me.

[SLADE775]

That's nothing as bad as Anal Cunt:
"i became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they deserved it"
"i sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos"
"you rollerblading ***got"
"sweatshops are cool"
"woman: nature's punching bag"
"i snuck a retard into a sperm bank"
"you're pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach"


AHHAHAAHAHHHA OH MY GOD!


i typed it out for that.

[SLADE775]

Last time I took them away was at least a few days ago and I only did it like twice. And the reason I don't leave my name? You already assume it's me, so why make the effort. Even the ones that aren't me you assume are me.


why do you have such a problem with me anyway?

Ive tried to figure this out before......so lets solve it.

[Jared Kaufman]

why do you have such a problem with me anyway?

Ive tried to figure this out before......so lets solve it.
This is a message board; not an epsiode of Dr. Phil (or Dr. Balls).

[aminorthreat55]

why do you have such a problem with me anyway?

Ive tried to figure this out before......so lets solve it.
I don't. You flipped out at the staff the one time when everyone took away your points and it was quite entertaining so myself and several others have been doing it ever since and clearly you haven't gotten over it.

[ForeverInADay]

That's nothing as bad as Anal Cunt:
"i became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they deserved it"
"i sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos"
"you rollerblading ***got"
"sweatshops are cool"
"woman: nature's punching bag"
"i snuck a retard into a sperm bank"
"you're pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach"
10. Nice Cross, Jesus
hahahahaha so awful.

[bledwhite09]

I don't. You flipped out at the staff the one time when everyone took away your points and it was quite entertaining so myself and several others have been doing it ever since and clearly you haven't gotten over it.

Wow, you're cool?

But you are most certainly a prick.

[SonEric84]

Wow, you're cool?

But you are most certainly a prick.

Oh yeah what a prick, I mean that bastard...taking all those scene points, why I just can't believe the nerve! Shame on you Pete, SHAME! :shake:

[bledwhite09]

Oh yeah what a prick, I mean that bastard...taking all those scene points, why I just can't believe the nerve! Shame on you Pete, SHAME! :shake:

He is a prick because he and his friends on this forum get together, and plan out assaults against other users.

Edit : It doesn't get much gayer than that.

[SLADE775]

Oh yeah what a prick, I mean that bastard...taking all those scene points, why I just can't believe the nerve! Shame on you Pete, SHAME! :shake:


whatever.....I thought we resolved all this.


how silly.

[ForeverInADay]

whatever.....I thought we resolved all this.


how silly.
this was worse then watching two retards attempting to have sex.

not that i ever have, but i bet if i were to id blow a load in my pants.
any one else feeling sick now?

[SonEric84]

whatever.....I thought we resolved all this.


how silly.


I haven't taken points from you in a loooong ass time. I just think that dude's post was stupid.

[SLADE775]

I don't. You flipped out at the staff the one time when everyone took away your points and it was quite entertaining so myself and several others have been doing it ever since and clearly you haven't gotten over it.
lame....so lame.

[GAD_guy]

those song titles aren't really that funny but the thing he wrote about connor oberst is absolutely hilarious.

[SLADE775]

this was worse then watching two retards attempting to have sex.

not that i ever have, but i bet if i were to id blow a load in my pants.
any one else feeling sick now?

I know I dont wanna see Pete and boyfriend have sex.





BA - ZING.

[[Brendan]]

*Dances*
http://www.iconoclast.ca/images/GEORGEBUSH%20DANCES.gif

[Augustine Rock]

I wish my office didn't block BlogSpot. I'd have so much more to read.

Also, question marks are overrated.
Haha me to. Websense sucks ass.

[robdobi]

yo, someone review the new fight paris album.

[Pat Marquez]

i like Dr. Teeth better.

[SLADE775]

yo, someone review the new fight paris album.

yeah.

[MidniteVulture]

These guys are no SHAT, that's for sure.

[Handsome&Smart]

I don't. You flipped out at the staff the one time when everyone took away your points and it was quite entertaining so myself and several others have been doing it ever since and clearly you haven't gotten over it.*Starts singing* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

[aminorthreat55]

I know I dont wanna see Pete and boyfriend have sex.





BA - ZING.
Aw, your middle school insults really hit me where it hurts Slade.

He is a prick because he and his friends on this forum get together, and plan out assaults against other users.

Edit : It doesn't get much gayer than that.
You make it sound like I actually put any effort into it.

lame....so lame.



I still don't get why you care at all.

*Starts singing* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
I've got nothing against him. Scene points are a joke, they mean nothing. And there's nothing funnier than people complaining about them and bringing them up all the damn time.

I'm done with this stuff.

[SLADE775]

Aw, your middle school insults really hit me where it hurts Slade.


You make it sound like I actually put any effort into it.


I still don't get why you care at all.


I've got nothing against him. Scene points are a joke, they mean nothing. And there's nothing funnier than people complaining about them and bringing them up all the damn time.

I'm done with this stuff.
1 - thats all you could come up with huh?

2 - from a guy with so many posts, its hard to take your non shalant attitude seriously

oooo, owned so owned that I cant stand it.

[aminorthreat55]

from a guy with so many posts, its hard to take your non shalant attitude seriously
That's the way I go about through my entire life. The more you worry about, the more stressed out you get, the less you just enjoy your life. I don't really care about that much at all. Ask Whitney (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=33664), I went to high school with her and have been friends with her for a while, she'll tell you.

[mydreamrewrite]

that's retarded.

[Sink2TheBeat]

\

I've got nothing against him. Scene points are a joke, they mean nothing. And there's nothing funnier than people complaining about them and bringing them up all the damn time.

I'm done with this stuff.

thhaaaaaaaaaaank you
i just hate SLADE because he thinks mae is amazing and said BANE sucks

[GAD_guy]

are you guys seriosuly arguing about scene points? i didn't realize anyone gave a shit about those.

[SLADE775]

That's the way I go about through my entire life. The more you worry about, the more stressed out you get, the less you just enjoy your life. I don't really care about that much at all. Ask Whitney (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=33664), I went to high school with her and have been friends with her for a while, she'll tell you.

thats fine, I live by similar means. Just don't get too carried away. you obviously made some kind

of effort to have my points cut down.:thumbsup: So just chill out on the whole kewlguy attitude.

and I dont really give a fuck about what anyone you know or knew thinks of you.

the funny thing is, look at all the effort you just put into that post. Just to prove that you're lazy and stress-free.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the irony is overwhelming.

*your rebudle* ( so I cant spell...... )

[aminorthreat55]

thats fine, I live by similar means. Just don't get too carried away. you obviously made some kind

of effort to have my points cut down.:thumbsup: So just chill out on the whole kewlguy attitude.

and I dont really give a fuck about what anyone you know or knew thinks of you.

the funny thing is, look at all the effort you just put into that post. Just to prove that you're lazy and stress-free.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the irony is overwhelming.

*your rebudle* ( so I cant spell...... )
You clearly underestimate how easy it is to post here. It's part of my job to spend a good amount of my time on this site, so I'm already here, all over the forums. Second, with my ridiculously insane post count, I've got it down to a science. It takes me no time or effort whatsoever to throw together a post.

[Dr Balls]

Fuck! This post is supposed to be about ME! Stop talking about your totally unmilfalicious scene pointies and get back to talking about my fucking bombastic CD a.k.a. the soundtrack to the end of the world a.k.a. you pissed off god and now he wants to put civilization in a metaphorical boston crab leglock!
- Dr. Balls

[bf_nk]

Dude, that is awesome. What is it like to live in Antarctica City? That has got to be pretty ridonculous

[idlewillkill]

this clearly should not be funny to anyone who has completed the fifth grade......

[autumnthursday]

probably the dumbest shit i've ever read...

[BaldMountainDNR]

who is the webmaster that let this idiotic post slip beneath his radar and make it on to his popular music site? this is, by no means, funny.

[Nate_RAWKS]

8. Welcome To The "Dr. Balls Cummed On Me" Club
1. You're Gonna Need To Open Wider Than That
2. Inspired By The :
4. You Suck At Sucking
9. Cume Without The 'e' (Cumulated From The Team)
10. I'll Do Anything Once, But Not A Pussy That Looks Like That
12. The Night I Fucked Mr. Fingers' Wife (Four Fingered Acoustic Remix)


hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! genius.....

[Frequency]

I only got the cume without the 'e'. I don't know any other songs.