Milford, Delaware. the Disney World for Alcoholics

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

spent the weekend at my aunt n uncles house in Milford, De this weekend and let me tell u i had the best time of my life in a town that has nothing to do in it. Me n a few of my buddies went down jsu to have something different to do.My uncle lives on a god damn farm n by chance he was throwin a get together at his house. Score.
3 underage fucks n a beer buying freak getting rowdy on a farm = bad news.

fuck that equation, i had the best god damn time of my life. Drank two cases of beer bhetween the for of us,not to shabby, But the thing is every person down there is a redneck, n they completely changed my vocabulary. My uncle drank more beer then me n my buiddies combined, i see where i get it from, n i see where my futrure is headin.

ne1 ever been there, or even better yet ever hear of htis god damn town?


great time

[Mark is God]

who are you?

[when 4ever ends]

who are you?
:ditto:

[Trainsaw]

awesome, i think the dude posted about another mad drunken time before. you need to make yourself more established esp if you have some cool drinking stories

[Dirty Ernie]

hahaha giterdone

[Ritalin]

Umm i'm glad you found your version of disney world?

[merv the perv]

I don't know, but one of his favorite songs is "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips and that makes him A-OK in my book.

[aminorthreat55]

I've been there before. I have a friend who lives there.

[charly horse]

That was sort of difficult to read.

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

awesome, i think the dude posted about another mad drunken time before. you need to make yourself more established esp if you have some cool drinking stories


what u mean by making myself more established

[when 4ever ends]

what u mean by making myself more established
by ttelling us your name would be a good start

[mat1419]

i love delaware and drinking.

[Letsfireitup]

I used to live in Milford. It's true that there's fuck-all to do there. Imagine my surprise at finding a whole thread on it here. Did you go down to the beaches at all?

[Adam We]

hahaha giterdone
"I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk."....That's another one of my personal favorites.




Oh great time though.

[theESCO]

"I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk."....That's another one of my personal favorites.




Oh great time though.
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Nick Lopez]

I spent the weekend at my aunt and uncle's house in Milford, DE this weekend and let me tell you i had the best time of my life in a town that has nothing to do in it. Me and a few of my buddies went down just to have something different to do. My uncle lives on a goddamn farm and, by chance, he was throwin a get together at his house. Score.
3 underage fucks and a beer-buying freak getting rowdy on a farm = bad news.

fuck that equation, i had the best goddamn time of my life. Drank two cases of beer between the four of us. not too shabby. But the thing is, every person down there is a redneck and they completely changed my vocabulary. My uncle drank more beer then me and my buiddies combined. i see where i get it from, and i see where my future is heading.

anyone ever been there, or even better yet, ever hear of this goddam town?

great time.
fixed.





nope. have you used, or even better yet, ever hear of using punctuation?

[Throwback]

Haha, me and my friend always make fun of Milford. We just say stupid shit like I can't wait to vacation in MILFORD! Not really funny, but we both drive through there when we head to Tuckahoe Acres in Delaware. That place is tits. Yeah, um, I'm drunk so sorry if I'm rambling.

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

fixed.





nope. have you used, or even better yet, ever hear of using punctuation?

obviously, you beat off at you computer too much to notice/ care about punctuation

[nobodysmonkey]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Judging by his phrase, I'd guess he kisses her open mouth style.

[smallbutfeisty]

i have a friend who is from milford

[Nick Lopez]

obviously, you beat off at you computer too much to notice/ care about punctuation
aww maan, you caught me. :thumbsup:

[waggy]

ok, i live in rehoboth, de which people drive hours to vacation at and i still want to kill myself more often than not, so i can only imagine what it's like in milford. i'm not sure they even have a post office. my former orthodontist's office was there, that's about the only reason i ever had for stopping there. if there's something in milford i'm missing out on, i'd like to hear about it though, cuz the second september rolls around it's gonna be a ghost town here.