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bopst
08/08/05, 06:48 AM
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

Ritalin
08/08/05, 06:50 AM
lmao... wow...

The_Crowing
08/08/05, 06:50 AM
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
Haha I sincerely hope not.

when 4ever ends
08/08/05, 06:53 AM
haha could you imagine going to a hospital and having a locksmith there removing a lock off your testicles?

The_Crowing
08/08/05, 06:56 AM
haha could you imagine going to a hospital and having a locksmith there removing a lock off your testicles?
Yea and trying to get it off with a hacksaw before the emergency team came over lol.

elemenohpe
08/08/05, 06:56 AM
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

it's a message about chastidy, i'm sure of it.

bopst
08/08/05, 07:32 AM
balls are nothing to fool around with....

elemenohpe
08/08/05, 07:35 AM
balls are nothing to fool around with....

unless you're
a) a pro sports player
b) a juggler.