Swamp ass

[PaulsRightNut]

I have really bad swamp ass right now.

If there isn't an official thread, then, this should be it. Anyone ever suffer from a case of this before?

[jagermeister]

If swamp ass is what I think it is - this is the worst thread of 2009 so far!!!

[PaulsRightNut]

sweet.

[spansen]

um..

i don't think this deserves a thread.. it doesn't happen much unless you're doing a lot of running around..

[PaulsRightNut]

man, I knew this was gonna get hated/possibly deleted. And I think my definition of swamp ass is different than everyone elses.

[spansen]

what's yours?

[argg_xo]

swass

[samsara]

okay?

[PaulsRightNut]

what's yours?


When your ass is like a swamp. Wet, itchy and irritated. (possibly from as a result of having the runs)

[Smash Adams]

Sara has anal crabs?

[samsara]

huh? and thats sounds disgusting

[spansen]

ok. or that.

gross.

[PaulsRightNut]

Sara has anal crabs?

you know whats sad, is that I actually had a microbiology lecture and it talked about the different kinds of lice/crabs, and that was mentioned.

[PaulsRightNut]

ok. or that.

gross.

what did you think I meant?

[spansen]

when you exercise/run a lot, etc.. and you get sweaty down there, among other places.

[Smash Adams]

huh? and thats sounds disgusting
oh sorry I didn't know your name was Sara too, I meant Paul'srightnut
you know whats sad, is that I actually had a microbiology lecture and it talked about the different kinds of lice/crabs, and that was mentioned.
the wetness too?

[samsara]

oh sorry I didn't know your name was Sara too, I meant Paul'srightnut



Yeah it easily confused. I forget my own name too sometimes.

[PaulsRightNut]

when you exercise/run a lot, etc.. and you get sweaty down there, among other places.


you mean like jock itch?

[spansen]

i don't really get itchy from exercise..

[samsara]

I didnt realize that a girl made this thread until now.

[PaulsRightNut]

i don't really get itchy from exercise..

I think you mean like any sort of fungal/jock itch irritation people get...?



oh sorry I didn't know your name was Sara too, I meant Paul'srightnut

the wetness too?

nah just itchiness.

And I'm surprised at how disgusted people are of this.

I mean, there's official thread on like, titty fucking or period blood.

[samsara]

Im not disgusted just surprised.

[screamoutmyname]

swamp ass is the worst.

[Maxwell]

girls dont poo, what are you on about?

[brentkid]

I always defined swamp ass as just a sweaty ass.

[SonEric84]

:puke:

[thesafeword]

Do not want to know about this.

[ohheroine]

thats pretty disgusting. not gonna lie.

[Kbm600]

Appetite lost.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Swamp ass is awful.

[Kassie09]

Wow this has been disgusting. I thought this would be about swamp balls.

[Hyp]

Swamp ass sucks. Especially when you're sitting right next to a semi-hot chick and you have to get up to take a piss, and from previous experience, you know that little sweat droplets osmose through the barriers that are your boxers and denim (fucking ripoff shit ain't swamp ass proof...last time I buy jeans) so you get up in one weird fluent motion that you think is graceful but it's really just stupid as you try to casually wipe any visible wetness off the seat so that nobody happens to examine your chair while you're gone...

Did I mention swamp ass sucks?

[Kassie09]

Why do boys asses sweat like this?! I think you all have issues with your glands.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Why do boys asses sweat like this?! I think you all have issues with your glands.

Don't make fun of us just because you've been blessed with a sweat-less ass.

[Kassie09]

Don't make fun of us just because you've been blessed with a sweat-less ass.

I have seriously never heard guys talk about this, I dont understand why your asses are so sweaty..

[Burning Star IV]

Swamp ass? You mean Swass?

[Heart-A-Tact]

I have seriously never heard guys talk about this, I dont understand why your asses are so sweaty..

I'm not asking you to understand. I just want you to accept my sweaty ass as it is.

[Kassie09]

I'm not asking you to understand. I just want you to accept my sweaty ass as it is.

I guess I'll have to accept that..

[Heart-A-Tact]

I guess I'll have to accept that..

In all seriousness, though, I don't have an answer to your question. Some people's asses sweat, some people's asses don't.

[Hyp]

Although I try to cover it up when next to a semi-hot chick, the swamp ass is just the human variant of "leaving his scent". Let's face it, human's aren't going to sink to the social level of dogs and piss on everything in sight. No we're more subtle. And male.

If I'm on the bench press and I've got a horrible case of the swamp, you better believe I'm holding the weight above my chest for as long as possible. Not to build up my endurance, no. Only to get that bench soaking wet so the next man will know who never to spot again.

[Kassie09]

In all seriousness, though, I don't have an answer to your question. Some people's asses sweat, some people's asses don't.

Well, that must suck.

[MarsEatWorld]

Although I try to cover it up when next to a semi-hot chick, the swamp ass is just the human variant of "leaving his scent". Let's face it, human's aren't going to sink to the social level of dogs and piss on everything in sight. No we're more subtle. And male.

If I'm on the bench press and I've got a horrible case of the swamp, you better believe I'm holding the weight above my chest for as long as possible. Not to build up my endurance, no. Only to get that bench soaking wet so the next man will know who never to spot again.
made me lol

[bigblue2015]

This thread is strangely captivating. Seriously though, I always thought swamp ass was just a sweaty ass. And either way, it really sucks.

[thesafeword]

My back sweats.

[thespearkid]

Ew. This thread just made me think about every girl I know having swamp ass. Damnit.

[dissident]

Although I try to cover it up when next to a semi-hot chick, the swamp ass is just the human variant of "leaving his scent". Let's face it, human's aren't going to sink to the social level of dogs and piss on everything in sight. No we're more subtle. And male.

If I'm on the bench press and I've got a horrible case of the swamp, you better believe I'm holding the weight above my chest for as long as possible. Not to build up my endurance, no. Only to get that bench soaking wet so the next man will know who never to spot again.

god i hate that. i'm a very nervous person so i have swamp ass alot (not that ass sweat and nervousness are necessarily related, but that just happens to be one of my main sweat points unfortunately) and i always have to push in chairs quickly.

[PaulsRightNut]

I honestly had no idea that it meant a sweaty ass, I always thought it meant a sore/itchy ass from diarrhea. I guess you learn something new every day.

[sjb2k1]

summer in north carolina = mega swamp ass

[billyboatkid]

LMAO, man I hate swamp ass.

Worst.

[AP_Punk]

:-|

[the1]

Well. This was enlightening.

[Kbm600]

summer in north carolina = mega swamp ass

Never had this problem, yet lived in NC my whole life?

Guess it varies by person. I'm not sure I truly want to know.

[I'm DC]

Mud butt is never fun.

[ReadyForAction]

This is pretty much the worst thread ever created

[more heart]

sick nasty

[fadedmemories]

swamp ass?

[PaulsRightNut]

I'm glad the approval of this thread is low, makes me proud in a weird twisted way.

Mud butt is never fun.

ahhh yes, this is the term I need to use from now on.

[PaulsRightNut]

what the hell...

http://www.break.com/comic-con-san-diego-2011-nerd-machine/swamp-ass-psa-starring-nathan-fillion-2079470

[istillfeelher]

what the hell...

http://www.break.com/comic-con-san-diego-2011-nerd-machine/swamp-ass-psa-starring-nathan-fillion-2079470

Jesus this is an old thread. But that video made it worth resurrecting, though.

[SwertsOnALog]

Bbbyyaahhhhh

[mike'smannequin]

of course... anyone ever suffer from desert ass?

[karadotcollett]

I'm 12 and what is this.

[liveloud4life]

I get it real bad when I drum.

[JetpackJesus]

My buttcheeks are always the first place to sweat before anything else. Don't really know why. Although, I can't deny, the feeling of a moist buttocks is quite exquisite.

[money ultimatum]

smash adams your funny dude you made me laugh cheers

[Jennurna Gray]

lol