2009 Razzies (Official Thread)

[domotime2]

Here are this years nomineees for the 29th annual razzie awards...

WORST PICTURE
- Disaster Movie/Meet the Spartans
- The Happening
- Love Guru
- Hottie and the Nottie
- In the Name of the King

WORST ACTOR:
- Larry the Cable Guy (Witless Protection)
- Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave)
- Mike Myers (Love Guru)
- Al Pacino (Righteous Kill)
- Mark Whalberg (Happening and/or Max Payne)

WORST ACTRESS:
- Jessica Alba (Love Guru and Eye)
- Annette Benning, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Meg Ryan, Jada Pinkett (entire cast of "THE WOMEN")
- Cameron Diaz (What Happens in Vegas)
- Paris Hilton (Hottie and the Nottie)
- Kate Hudson (Fools Gold)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
- Uwe Boll (Postal)
- Pierce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!)
- Ben Kingsley (Love Guru, War Inc, Wackness)
- Burt Reynolds (Deal, In the name of the King)
- Verne Troyer (Love Guru)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
- Carmen Electra (Disaster Movie/Meet the Spartans)
- Paris Hilton (REPO)
- Kim Kardashian (Disaster Movie)
- Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection)
- Leelee Sobieski (In the name of the king)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE:
- Uwe Boll & Any Actor, Camera or Screenplay (LOL)
- Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutchner (What Happens in Vegas)
- Paris Hilton & Joel Moore (Hottie and the Nottie)
- Larry Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection)
- Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave)

WORST REMAKE, PREQUEL, SPINOFF, OR SEQUEL:
- Day Earth Stood Still
- Disaster movie/meet the spartans
- Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
- Speed Racer
- Star Wars: Clone Wars

WORST DIRECTOR:
- Uwe Boll (Postal & In the Name of the King)
- Friedberg & Seltzer (meet the spartans, disaster movie)
- Tom Putnum (Hottie and Nottie)
- Marco Schnabel (Love Guru)
- M Night Shamalyn (Happening)

WORST SCREENPLAY:
- Disster Movie/Meet Spartans
- The Happening
- Hottie and Nottie
- In the Name of the King
- Love Guru

WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT:
- Uwe Boll.

[colorlesscliche]

Haha, fucking Uwe Boll.

[TMS2787]

Some of these are so damn hard to chose, haha.

[Smash Adams]

As long as Mark Whalberg or Ben Kingsley doesn't win I'm okay

[fadedmemories]

Worst career achievement LOL

[narcoleptic953]

Seven Pounds should be up for some of these, namely worst screenplay.

[Petzl]

Larry the Cableguy should win in all categories, even the ones that don't apply to him...he's just that awful.

[Foosimoo]

I have one thing to say...Ben Kingsley was not bad in The Wackness at all.

[Why Bother?]

lol Shamalyn.

[domotime2]

I have one thing to say...Ben Kingsley was not bad in The Wackness at all.
I want to know how Eddie Murphy continuously finds his way to the Razzie's every year.

[AsItFallsApart]

makes me happy to know i've only watched one of any of the movies nominated and i knew full well that it was bound to be a failure pile in a sadness bowl when i walked into it (Day The Earth Stood Still)

[Prestonxsmith]

Ben Kingsley was great in The Wackness, assholes.

[Undue Noise]

Haha Uwe Boll is awful.

[bootsydan]

Haha. Very glad that I haven't seen any of those movies.

[Inaction]

Uhh, I've seen way too many of those for my liking. And yes, all were absolutely awful.

[tait]

proud to say i haven't seen any of those movies

[drudo182]

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.... wtf.

[just.Starla.]

Larry the Cableguy should win in all categories, even the ones that don't apply to him...he's just that awful.

Agreed.

I have one thing to say...Ben Kingsley was not bad in The Wackness at all.

Ben Kingsley was great in The Wackness, assholes.

I was surprised to see him up there too.

[domotime2]

i would love to see Al Pacino get a Razzie.

[Anderson]

Haha. Very glad that I haven't seen any of those movies.Agreed. Anyone who went to see |Meet The Spartans off the back of a "comedy" trailer without a single laugh in it had fair warning and only themsleves to blame.

[doyouhas?]

NO!!!!! how dare they nominate speed racer, that movie is amazing.

[Adeniz19]

Winners:

Worst Picture- The Love Guru
Worst Actor- Mike Myers (The Love Guru)
Worst Actress- Paris Hilton (The Hottie & The Nottie)
Worst Supporting Actor- Peirce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!)
Worst Supporting Actress- Paris Hilton (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
Worst Screen Couple - Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel- Indiana Jones
Worst Director- Uwe Boll (1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Uwe Boll's Postal)
Worst Screenplay- The Love Guru
Worst Career Achievement - Uwe Boll

[drudo182]

I can't believe Indiana Jones won one. That's disgusting.

[batmannj]

Its sad to see how far M. Night has fallen.

And I hope that Disaster Movie/Meet The Spartans sweeps every single one of these. The fact that people go out and watch that garbage is disgusting.

[batmannj]

i would love to see Al Pacino get a Razzie.
lol, I might get killed for this, but I think he just about deserved one for Scarface. That is by the most overrated film ever.

[WakingTheMisery]

IJ was the worst movie I saw last year by far.

[TheHoldSteady]

Hahaha, way to go Disaster Movie/Meet the Spartans. Then again they are always the worst movies.

[cscwell107]

Picks:

WORST PICTURE
- Disaster Movie/Meet the Spartans

WORST ACTOR:
- Larry the Cable Guy (Witless Protection)

WORST ACTRESS:
- Paris Hilton (Hottie and the Nottie)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
- Uwe Boll (Postal)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
- Kim Kardashian (Disaster Movie)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE:
- Larry Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection)

WORST REMAKE, PREQUEL, SPINOFF, OR SEQUEL:
- Disaster movie/meet the spartans

WORST DIRECTOR:
- Friedberg & Seltzer (meet the spartans, disaster movie)

WORST SCREENPLAY:
- Disster Movie/Meet Spartans

All these should have won

[Ailite]

Congratulations Uwe Boll!

uTEUHUrGsn8

[drudo182]

If Indiana Jones is the worst movie a person sees in a year, they need to see more movies.

[PenThrive]

Agreed. Anyone who went to see |Meet The Spartans off the back of a "comedy" trailer without a single laugh in it had fair warning and only themsleves to blame.

I watched it on TV recently. It was suppose to be a stupid/funny movie, but fell all the way into the stupid pool.

[Anderson]

That's a couple of hours of your life you won't get back, but at least you didn't pay to see it.

[WakingTheMisery]

Uwe Boll boxes his competition. He wins every award for me.

[domotime2]

meet the spartans and eddie murphy avoid awards this year? Im shocked....

poor Mike Myers.

[heartbeatdrop]

What, no Twilight? That movie sucked hard