have you ever...

[pinklar]

almost got your head kicked in by a bunch of metal heads for making fun of slayer on stage, after they tried to give you a hard time?

[Mark is God]

yes.

[Drew Beringer]

No, but it sounds fun

[pinklar]

its fucking scary being a little dude, with big hairy metal heads wanting to sweat all over you and make you bleed. but, i have an attitude when i get on stage, and i can't help myself. crazy fuckers.

[Crocodile Logic]

when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
well, when rob halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today were one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
i wanna be
i wanna be a homosexual
statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there's a forty percent chance that one of the guys in pantera likes men
HEY! so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available
see I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I haven't seen the proof so far that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
oooh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable

[SockMonkeyRiot]

i <3 atom and his package

[elemenohpe]

i don't blame them for wanting to kick your ass. slayer owns.

[marrost]

Don't make fun of Slayer next time dumbass.

[Drew Beringer]

Don't make fun of Slayer next time dumbass.

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