What's the one thing you'd say to Samuel L Jackson if you had the chance? [Archive]

JackStands

01/27/09, 10:27 AM

This blogger is looking for tips. I'm still thinking of my answer but I know it'd say MotherFucker in it

http://www.lasnark.com/2009/01/27/samuel-l-jackson-afro-samurai/2669/

WakingTheMisery

01/27/09, 10:30 AM

y0isvS19AGs

MADSTA

01/27/09, 10:31 AM

WHAT'S UP MUTHAFUCKA.
- Ludacris

JackStands

01/27/09, 01:01 PM

"Kangol hats are pretty cool, eh?"

canadianloon

01/27/09, 01:23 PM

"Wut up, dawg?"

DaveFeelsRight

01/27/09, 01:28 PM

whats in the mysterious briefcase

GoWaitInTheCar

01/27/09, 01:29 PM

Hello.

JIMMYateEARTH

01/27/09, 03:37 PM

I would attempt to anger him and have him call ME a mother fucker. What an honor it would be

fluke182

01/27/09, 03:46 PM

Are you able to grow hair but choose not to because you look really bad ass with the bald top?

JIMMYateEARTH

01/27/09, 04:07 PM

Are you able to grow hair but choose not to because you look really bad ass with the bald top?

okay I might steal this instead.

fluke182

01/27/09, 04:22 PM

okay I might steal this instead.
The good thing about my question is it might accomplish your goal and be informational. A true double whammy.

JIMMYateEARTH

01/27/09, 04:30 PM

The good thing about my question is it might accomplish your goal and be informational. A true double whammy.

HAHa, very true.

I might have to actively seek him out now to give this a go

Silvia

01/27/09, 05:16 PM

"You're the man!" And I'd point at him with both my index fingers!

anthonydarko

01/28/09, 12:19 AM

"Why in your movies do you seem to get eaten by a large creature?"

anthonydarko

01/28/09, 12:21 AM

whats in the mysterious briefcase
Good question.

JustSway

01/28/09, 02:16 AM

How do you respond to rumors that you're forced to play a watered down version of the true bad-assed ness that is the real Samuel L Jackson because if the world were exposed to pure, unadulterated SLJ it would likely create a supernova of bad-assery that would destroy all matter in the universe?

SKx2

01/30/09, 07:00 PM

Umm how about:
"I've had it with these goddamn snakes on these goddamn planes"

First thing that comes to my mind when I hear his name

drudo182

01/30/09, 07:02 PM

"Can you please stop making movies."

JustSway

01/30/09, 07:03 PM

"Can you please stop making movies."

WHAT? The man is awesome. Fair enough, The Spirit was one of the worst films I've ever seen though...

drudo182

01/30/09, 07:06 PM

WHAT? The man is awesome. Fair enough, The Spirit was one of the worst films I've ever seen though...

Ehhh..... His choices are pretty bad most the time.

How about this one.

"Can you please stop accepting every offer and actually do a good movie again."

JustSway

01/30/09, 07:09 PM

Ehhh..... His choices are pretty bad most the time.

How about this one.

"Can you please stop accepting every offer and actually do a good movie again."

Very fair point actually...I can't think of a recent film of his I enjoyed. In his defence Mace Windu was one of the very few good things about the new Star Wars trilogy.

drudo182

01/30/09, 07:11 PM

Last movie with him that I really enjoyed was Resurrecting the Champ in 2007. Then Changing Lanes in 2002 before that and Unbreakable in 2000.

JustSway

01/30/09, 07:13 PM

Last movie with him that I really enjoyed was Resurrecting the Champ in 2007. Then Changing Lanes in 2002 before that and Unbreakable in 2000.

I never saw ressurecting the champ. worth a look?

drudo182

01/30/09, 07:15 PM

It's a decent movie. Nothing great but I enjoyed it. I'd say it's worth a rental at some point.

TheHoldSteady

01/30/09, 08:10 PM

"How 'bout a Royale with cheese, muthafucker."