Let's Make Babies! <:

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I'm curious about the responses I'd receive if I asked you to pick two forumers, mash them up and describe their babies.

E.g. kaycey + HelpMeSleep = Insomniac obsessed with anal.

[MarsEatWorld]

oh wow.

[OdeToTheSun]

Ahahahahaha nice.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I'm curious about the responses I'd receive...

oh wow.

Ahahahahaha nice.

My curiosity did not wish to be quenched with that. >: So I'll just mash you two up.

HPinmypants32 + Venom452 = Concealing extremist; spitting invitations at buddies. :B

[MarsEatWorld]

My curiosity did not wish to be quenched with that. >: So I'll just mash you two up.

HPinmypants32 + Venom452 = Concealing extremist; spitting invitations at buddies. :B
bahahahahhaahaha

[MarsEatWorld]

davezerozero + breaking news= super prostitute sandwich maker

[OdeToTheSun]

This thread shall bring the lulz.

[raychull]

for reals.

[Kbm600]

lol. Should be interesting.

[jagermeister]

I dibs that slut, breakingnews!

[kwsqd]

mary + ian = future child predator

[argg_xo]

i love the examples given in the first post.

[kwsqd]

kemichels + breaking news = porn star

[argg_xo]

kemichels+breaking news=charmander loving porn star

[kwsqd]

kemichels+breaking news=charmander loving porn star
and loves facials

[MarsEatWorld]

and loves facials
and breaks bodyparts while attempting to dance...and drunk by age 6

[argg_xo]

that might be an entertaining baby!

[kwsqd]

it might cure cancer!

[argg_xo]

or not.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Chris Fallon + Tristan Needler = Super control freak depriving everyone of irrelevance. >:

[kwsqd]

or build a bomb

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Or not.

[Heart-A-Tact]

argg_xo + Heart-A-Tact = Libra.

[googirl8907]

haha This is going to be good.

[MarsEatWorld]

:popc:

[thespearkid]

Mars + Erik = A new 10k thread every hour.

[thespearkid]

Rachel (raychull) + Jeremy (God rest his soul) = Self-deprecating asshole with a since of humor

[thespearkid]

Hermux-Tantamog + lil_slut = "Whether or not it can be reasonably proved that any of us exist, much less having snakebites, I would still like you to consider the thought of my snakebites on your dick."

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars + Erik = A new 10k thread every hour.
i don't post that often anymore..and by anymore I mean at all

[hockeycoshow1]

Interesting thread is interesting.

[raychull]

Rachel (raychull) + Jeremy (God rest his soul) = Self-deprecating asshole with a since of humor

Die Hard jeremy?

[brandnew=love]

Mars + Erik = A new 10k thread every hour.
:appl:

[kwsqd]

I'm glad no one has done me! :whistle:

[jagermeister]

I'm glad no one has done me! :whistle:

Me too, but I don't really know anyone on here.

[MarsEatWorld]

:appl:
X-)

[Chris Fallon]

So where are these lulz we were all promised?

[thesafeword]

Dave + Mars = 100 new 'prestigous' members

[MarsEatWorld]

Dave + Mars = 100 new 'prestigous' members
haha I'm not even prestigious! I'll get the 2 year prestigious before 10k I think...

[lovely864md]

mary + ian = future child predator

I AM a child, dickwad.

I'm glad no one has done me! :whistle:

Oh god it's too good. This is going in the top of my signature immediately!

[thesafeword]

haha I'm not even prestigious! I'll get the 2 year prestigious before 10k I think...
Shit, you're a bad example, make it; Dave + (chat thread post whore of your choice) = 100 new 'prestigious' members

[MarsEatWorld]

Shit, you're a bad example, make it; Dave + (chat thread post whore of your choice) = 100 new 'prestigious' members
hahaha

[lovely864md]

Shit, you're a bad example, make it; Dave + (chat thread post whore of your choice) = 100 new 'prestigious' members

See the part about this that no one is going to believe is the part where Dave is making babies.

[MarsEatWorld]

how about dave+erik=1000000000000000000000000 000000 new prestigious members

[brandnew=love]

X-)
What's wrong?

[MarsEatWorld]

What's wrong?
me and you? gross!

[argg_xo]

argg_xo + Heart-A-Tact = Libra.
awwww! a betsey johnson lovin' libra!

[brandnew=love]

how about dave+erik=1000000000000000000000000 000000 new prestigious members
I didn't see this coming... ;-)

[MarsEatWorld]

I didn't see this coming... ;-)
by this did you mean dave coming on your back?

[brandnew=love]

me? gross!
*fixed

[MarsEatWorld]

*fixed
yup..you are gross.

[thesafeword]

See the part about this that no one is going to believe is the part where Dave is making babies.
I thought about that as I decided that she was a bad example. You know what, just fuck my example all together.

[MarsEatWorld]

See the part about this that no one is going to believe is the part where Dave is making babies.
win win win win

[kemichels]

kemichels + breaking news = porn star

lol wtf

kemichels+breaking news=charmander loving porn star

most likely.

and loves facials

If my baby is a boy, no. If it is a girl, yes. It will also send noodz to people, even if they don't ask for them.

and breaks bodyparts while attempting to dance...and drunk by age 6

LOL @ age 6.

that might be an entertaining baby!

most def.

it might cure cancer!

and breathe fire.

or not.

probably right.

or build a bomb

possible.

Mars + Erik = A new 10k thread every hour.

Mars + Erik = LAST

wut.


So where are these lulz we were all promised?

Damnit Chris.

[kemichels]

If Dave has a baby, it will have bad teeth. With anyone.

[kemichels]

If crit has a baby, it will be a shark. With anyone.

edit: A Shark with a beard.

[acfrue]

kemichels + breaking news = porn star

...that drunk psots on ap.net and loves Charmander, char CHAARRRR!!!

[acfrue]

If crit has a baby, it will be a shark. With anyone.

edit: A Shark with a beard.

lololol, sooooooo true.

[googirl8907]

This has been a big let down.

[takemyhand]

me + kirbie =hawttest bby evr.

;*

bahaha jk.

hai guise.

[kemichels]

This has been a big let down.

psh. You are a letdown. You should probably post something funny before you get all boo hoo thread didn't bring the lulz oh my god ap.net epic fail

[kemichels]

This has been a big let down.

kemichels + googirl 8907 = would not occur because I would punch your uterus so we didn't have a depressing child.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Lethal Weapon era Mel Gibson + Madden '09 = God.

[acfrue]

kemichels + googirl 8907 = would not occur because I would punch your uterus so we didn't have a depressing child.

Hahaha. Oh Kevin, you're the height of just to muchery.

[kemichels]

Lethal Weapon era Mel Gibson + Madden '09 = God.

I have no idea where this came from, but if it involves Jet Li with a steel rod through his stomach, I'm all for it.

[takemyhand]

well fine, I see how it is.

I don't want to make babies with any of you anyway.

[kemichels]

well fine, I see how it is.

I don't want to make babies with any of you anyway.


well you do have a boyfriend...what kind of whore are you!?

[takemyhand]

well you do have a boyfriend...what kind of whore are you!?

your right.

I was actually serious about that post.
lmao.

[thesafeword]

well fine, I see how it is.

I don't want to make babies with any of you anyway.
Curt + takeyhand = no babies because I would use a condom, but let's fuck anyways because if that's really you I'd hit it

[kemichels]

Curt + takeyhand = no babies because I would use a condom, but let's fuck anyways because if that's really you I'd hit it

rofl.

[takemyhand]

eh, I have a probably with people calling me a whore.

So.

bai.

[takemyhand]

and that is me.

but I'd never touch you.

[kemichels]

your right.

I was actually serious about that post.
lmao.

whatever, you would love to have a fire breathing drunk lizard coming out of your vag any day.

[kemichels]

eh, I have a probably with people calling me a whore.

So.

bai.


j-o-k-e. I don't actually think you're a whore. Sarcasm, my Michigan rival.

[takemyhand]

j-o-k-e. I don't actually think you're a whore. Sarcasm, my Michigan rival.

better be a joke.

[kemichels]

better be a joke.


because 95% of what I say on this site is bullshit...yeah it's a joke. I personally think you are nice. So there.

[kemichels]

now let's get back on topic. BABIES!

[takemyhand]

because 95% of what I say on this site is bullshit...yeah it's a joke. I personally think you are nice. So there.

:) k. I'm not mad anymore.
I'm just stoked that Denny's is giving out free breakfast tomorrow, woooo

[thesafeword]

and that is me.

but I'd never touch you.
But why? We chatted it up in Craig Owens Suicide Attempt thread. It's not like I'm some stranger...

[thespearkid]

:roll eyes:

Edit: There should really be a smiley for that.

[AP_Punk]

:roll eyes:

Edit: There should really be a smiley for that.

:rolleyes:

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm curious about the responses I'd receive if I asked you to pick two forumers, mash them up and describe their babies.

E.g. kaycey + HelpMeSleep = Insomniac obsessed with anal.
that baby doesn't get the anal from me.

i love the examples given in the first post.
me too.

argg_xo + Heart-A-Tact = Libra.
I'm a libra too!

Mars + Erik = A new 10k thread every hour.
there was definitely a point in time where that would have been very true.

See the part about this that no one is going to believe is the part where Dave is making babies.
win.

yup..you are gross.
hahaha, nice.

:roll eyes:

Edit: There should really be a smiley for that.
oh, but there is as Kirbie demonstrated!

[Chris Fallon]

OP promised to deliver... what the fuck, where is it?

[HelpMeSleep]

OP promised to deliver... what the fuck, where is it?
there was a good dave/virgin joke in there lol. but maybe I'm impartial because I liked this thread before I even opened it since my name's in the first post.

[Chris Fallon]

there was a good dave/virgin joke in there lol. but maybe I'm impartial because I liked this thread before I even opened it since my name's in the first post.
True. Anytime a joke is made at Dave's expense, it has to be good. But still... OP hasn't fulfilled their promise -- it's all been done by Mary!

[HelpMeSleep]

True. Anytime a joke is made at Dave's expense, it has to be good. But still... OP hasn't fulfilled their promise -- it's all been done by Mary!
haha, very true.

[fadedmemories]

necessary thread is necessary

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

OP promised to deliver... what the fuck, where is it?

Damnit, man. I'll deliver a baby if I must. I made no promises to, though, if I remember correctly. >:V You're making me push before my little one has even developed. >:

Hermux-Tantamoq + Chris Fallon = Distorted sophisticate who expects too much from people he fucks.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Hermux-Tantamog + lil_slut = "Whether or not it can be reasonably proved that any of us exist, much less having snakebites, I would still like you to consider the thought of my snakebites on your dick."

My fetish full of confuzzlement! Brought to life! :'D
I'm glad no one has done me! :whistle:
Me too, but I don't really know anyone on here.

kwsqd. Haaaaaaaaave you met jagermeister? I personally believe your babies would make happy celibates who crack bad Yo Mama jokes.


What's wrong?
me and you? gross!

Grossness is next to Godliness. <:

brandnew=love + HPinmypants32 = Popular chocolate brand constantly sprouting out AP.net forum posts. In record time. :S

necessary thread is necessary
Interesting thread is interesting.

fadedmemories + hockeycoshow1 = Personification of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

that baby doesn't get the anal from me.
You should...get a penis. :U There's not a feeling in the world that compares to giving babies anal. Except for maybe having babies. Which is equally painful.

[Charles777]

I wish I knew people on this site. I am so left out

[OdeToTheSun]

I wanna make babies. Any of you fine PL girls interested???

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I wish I knew people on this site. I am so left out


Aww. I permit you, by all and any means, to rape me.

[raychull]

I wanna make babies. Any of you fine PL girls interested???
totally, mitch.
eye w4nt yoo.

[OdeToTheSun]

totally, mitch.
eye w4nt yoo.
We n33dz to pl4n fo a tim3 & pl4c3 ;-)

Yeah, that was totally overkill with the numberz.

[raychull]

We n33dz to pl4n fo a tim3 & pl4c3 ;-)

Yeah, that was totally overkill with the numberz.

ahaha, I think everytime I type like that, I lose brain cells.


F3r sUr3.

[MarsEatWorld]

We n33dz to pl4n fo a tim3 & pl4c3 ;-)

Yeah, that was totally overkill with the numberz.
zomgz j00 2 l!v3 cl053!!!!

make bebehzzz

[raychull]

zomgz j00 2 l!v3 cl053!!!!

make bebehzzz

hahahah mars.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahah mars.
love you rach!

[OdeToTheSun]

ahaha, I think everytime I type like that, I lose brain cells.


F3r sUr3.
I actually feel like I did. I'm feeling kinda lightheaded.

Ohs y35!!!

zomgz j00 2 l!v3 cl053!!!!

make bebehzzz
Nah, reallyz? :-d

[raychull]

I actually feel like I did. I'm feeling kinda lightheaded.

Ohs y35!!!


Nah, reallyz? :-d

=(! OH NOES! hahah.

l3tz g3+ !t 0n

oh, i'm listening to that song. it's pretty sweet. i like it.

love you rach!

you too! hahah

[Charles777]

Aww. I permit you, by all and any means, to rape me.
Yay! Anal or Oral?

[raychull]

Yay! Anal or Oral?
knowing him, both.

[OdeToTheSun]

=(! OH NOES! hahah.

l3tz g3+ !t 0n

oh, i'm listening to that song. it's pretty sweet. i like it.
I just thought of that Feel Like Making Love song by Bad Company (I think), haha.

Lyk3 I s4yz, w3 n33dz pl4nz.
Okay, I think that's enough. I feel all spaced out.

[raychull]

I just thought of that Feel Like Making Love song by Bad Company (I think), haha.

Lyk3 I s4yz, w3 n33dz pl4nz.
Okay, I think that's enough. I feel all spaced out.

ahah, I think I know what you're talking about.

ahaha, it's cool.
we really should hang sometime. it keeps being averted.
did you go to that show saturday?

[OdeToTheSun]

ahah, I think I know what you're talking about.

ahaha, it's cool.
we really should hang sometime. it keeps being averted.
did you go to that show saturday?
We definitely should.
Nope, I didn't. Maybe i'll go to one on the 8th. Aperture's playing :-d

[raychull]

We definitely should.
Nope, I didn't. Maybe i'll go to one on the 8th. Aperture's playing :-d
tooooootally.
do you ever go to busch gardens?


haha, sweet. hope you have a swell time

[Chris Fallon]

Damnit, man. I'll deliver a baby if I must. I made no promises to, though, if I remember correctly. >:V You're making me push before my little one has even developed. >:

Hermux-Tantamoq + Chris Fallon = Distorted sophisticate who expects too much from people he fucks.
It's like you're in my head.

[lovely864md]

True. Anytime a joke is made at Dave's expense, it has to be good. But still... OP hasn't fulfilled their promise -- it's all been done by Mary!

:penis:

[Chris Fallon]

:penis:
Smileys are sexist -- there's no "Down with Boobs" one.

I would never use it, but still... principle.

[Charles777]

knowing him, both.
Hazzah!

[raychull]

Hazzah!
you've totally reached the jackpot! haha.

[lovely864md]

Smileys are sexist -- there's no "Down with Boobs" one.

I would never use it, but still... principle.

You are staff! Make it happen, bucko.

[.invisible ink.]

i'm torn as to whether to feel sad that I wasn't matched up, or relieved that I didn't get thought of immediately for this disaster of a game.

[Chris Fallon]

You are staff! Make it happen, bucko.
Headed to the library now to find books on "How to Create Internet Smileys"

[lovely864md]

Headed to the library now to find books on "How to Create Internet Smileys"

Books on the internet. Oh, irony.

[Chris Fallon]

Books on the internet. Oh, irony.
Dude, this is my chance to look smart -- don't blow this for me!

[lovely864md]

Dude, this is my chance to look smart -- don't blow this for me!

Do you really think the subject merits a whole book?

[fadedmemories]

fadedmemories + hockeycoshow1 = Personification of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

lol fucking lol

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

eye w4nt yoo.
We n33dz to pl4n fo a tim3 & pl4c3 ;-)
zomgz j00 2 l!v3 cl053!!!!

Oooh. Threesome.

Venom452 + HPinmypants32 = A pair of pantaloons with a little kid with a scar on its forehead inside them; covered in black symbiote.

Venom452 + raychull = 53X 60D!

Venom452 = Slut.

Yay! Anal or Oral?
knowing him, both.

You heard the lady. Gimme my baby. NAO. D:<

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

It's like you're in my head.

Each hypothesis lurks into the ritual! The backed telescope coughs throughout the past advance. The piece of staff sees the words in front of him twist and turn. He returns to Gandalf, and unites with the rest of his long stick.

[Chris Fallon]

:jackoff:

[HelpMeSleep]

I love that whacking off smiley.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

:jackoff:


Please don't waste your sperm.

Make babies instead. :B

[hockeycoshow1]

I like this guy.

[OdeToTheSun]

Venom452 = Slut.
Shit, you found out my secret.

[raychull]

Oooh. Threesome.

Venom452 + HPinmypants32 = A pair of pantaloons with a little kid with a scar on its forehead inside them; covered in black symbiote.

Venom452 + raychull = 53X 60D!

Venom452 = Slut.




You heard the lady. Gimme my baby. NAO. D:<


lolwut. ahahah.

[OdeToTheSun]

lolwut. ahahah.
I didn't really get it either, but it's getting sig'd later.

[MarsEatWorld]

lolwut. ahahah.
no idea...wtf is up with a scar on the forehead? maybe its the HP in my name but that is the wrong HP haha

[raychull]

no idea...wtf is up with a scar on the forehead? maybe its the HP in my name but that is the wrong HP haha

hahahah. I forgot about your username, I'm so used to seeing it now. But everytime I first saw you, it was the first thing that came to mind.

[raychull]

I didn't really get it either, but it's getting sig'd later.
I agree, haha.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahahah. I forgot about your username, I'm so used to seeing it now. But everytime I first saw you, it was the first thing that came to mind.
haha yeah.... I'm going to switch it sometime soon

[raychull]

haha yeah.... I'm going to switch it sometime soon
i want to switch mine too. but i kind of like it, because it's neutral.

[kemichels]

haha yeah.... I'm going to switch it sometime soon


if you think about it hard enough, your avatar looks like a technicolor vaginal opening

[fadedmemories]

if you think about it hard enough, your avatar looks like a technicolor vaginal opening
lololol

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

lolwut. ahahah.

I didn't really get it either, but it's getting sig'd later.

no idea...wtf is up with a scar on the forehead? maybe its the HP in my name but that is the wrong HP haha

Scrutinization aid! My favouritest part! Imagine a little Harry Potter in oversized trousers, covered in the symbiote that made Peter Parker emo like a kid from the new millennium!

I hope all the coal is crystal now. <:

[raychull]

Which one am I?
aw. you changed your icon.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Which one am I?
aw. you changed your icon.

Oh, no. You and Venom created a 1337itified sex god.

I finally decided which portion of which painting I was going to extract. So I did. :v

[raychull]

Oh, no. You and Venom created a 1337itified sex god.

I finally decided which portion of which painting I was going to extract. So I did. :v

Oh I Just realized. I can't believe I didn't catch that before, but I totally took it literally.
ahaha, sweet.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Oh I Just realized. I can't believe I didn't catch that before, but I totally took it literally.
ahaha, sweet.

Don't worry, now that I'm here, everything will be dandier than usual.

Hermux-Tantamoq + AbsolutePunk.net (http://www.absolutepunk.net) > Forums (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forum.php?) > Discussion (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=1) > Personal Life (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=39) = Free swifter post scrutinization exercises for all members.

[raychull]

Don't worry, now that I'm here, everything will be dandier than usual.

Hermux-Tantamoq + AbsolutePunk.net (http://www.absolutepunk.net) > Forums (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forum.php?) > Discussion (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=1) > Personal Life (http://www.absolutepunk.net/forumdisplay.php?f=39) = Free swifter post scrutinization exercises for all members.


i know! ahha. i missed you.

[kaycey]

I'm curious about the responses I'd receive if I asked you to pick two forumers, mash them up and describe their babies.

E.g. kaycey + HelpMeSleep = Insomniac obsessed with anal.
wow!!!:-d
how the fuck did i miss this thread.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

i know! ahha. i missed you.

how the fuck did i miss this thread.

As you two have a keyword in common, I see huge potential of a baby.

kaycey + raychull = A kid alive with keyframing mechanism... obsessed with anal, of course.

[raychull]

As you two have a keyword in common, I see huge potential of a baby.

kaycey + raychull = A kid alive with keyframing mechanism... obsessed with anal, of course.

keyframing as in flash? ahahha.

[kaycey]

best thread ever.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

best thread ever.

Make a baby. Keep it spinning.

[Willy McFurgle]

Haha, interesting thread.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Haha, interesting thread.

Interesting Under-username-statement-thingamajig. :v

[BJW7191]

I dibs that slut, breakingnews!


negative... i claimed her ages ago

hell look at my user title and sig


she is mine

[AP_Punk]

AP_Punk + BJW7191 = breakingnews!

then we have a threeway

[googirl8907]

Kirbie have my babies plz?

[AP_Punk]

Kirbie have my babies plz?

i thought you would never ask!

[googirl8907]

i thought you would never ask!
Those are going to be some badass kids.

[BJW7191]

AP_Punk + BJW7191 = breakingnews!

then we have a threeway


im always down for an incestial devils threesome

[kaycey]

hermux-tantamoq + .invisible ink. = some crazy sexual being

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

hermux-tantamoq + .invisible ink. = some crazy sexual being

kaycey + .invisible ink. = Some sane sexual being who gets drunk and falls into ditches periodically.

[raychull]

kaycey + .invisible ink. = Some sane sexual being who gets drunk and falls into ditches periodically.

hahah.

[BJW7191]

kaycey + .invisible ink. = Some sane sexual being who gets drunk and falls into ditches periodically.


your posts are pure enjoyment

i would like to see them more often

[OdeToTheSun]

Nice to see that this thread is still going.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

your posts are pure enjoyment
i would like to see them more often

A fangirl. :'D

Nice to see that this thread is still going.

It's going. Yep.

I WANT IT TO COME, BITCH! D:<

[kaycey]

kaycey + .invisible ink. = Some sane sexual being who gets drunk and falls into ditches periodically.
lololololol.

[swt_catastrophe]

wtf is this thread? i'm so confused...

[BJW7191]

wtf is this thread? i'm so confused...
htbt i guess

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

htbt i guess

Hermux Tantamoq breeding trouble? D:

[fadedmemories]

This thread gets better everyday.

[.invisible ink.]

hermux-tantamoq + .invisible ink. = some crazy sexual being

kaycey + .invisible ink. = Some sane sexual being who gets drunk and falls into ditches periodically.

wow, thank you! i hadn't checked back at this thread until now. Our babies sound delightful, although I think I would like my baby with Hermux-Tantamog to be with Hermux-Tantamog version 1.0 rather than 2.0 because I think we would have the best/cutest robot babies ever. I'm not sure where my robot friend went but I kind of want him back sometimes.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

wow, thank you! i hadn't checked back at this thread until now. Our babies sound delightful, although I think I would like my baby with Hermux-Tantamog to be with Hermux-Tantamog version 1.0 rather than 2.0 because I think we would have the best/cutest robot babies ever. I'm not sure where my robot friend went but I kind of want him back sometimes.

Aww. Hermux-Tantamoq v3.0, though non-existent as of now, thanks the gods of the mouse pad. Hermux-Tantamoq v2.0 is eternally grateful that someone would consider him worthy of piercing their burrow inducing squeals of ecstasy. Hermux-Tantamoq v1.0, though dormant as of now, prepares to awaken himself as his examinations tumble before his pair of corneas.

You can find him today at www.oldversion.com. Install him!