View Full Version : You plant a seed
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:25 PM
then fuck the plant.
Louise Heng
08/27/05, 06:27 PM
you're putting the pussy up on a pedestal man
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:27 PM
you look like a man-o-lantern
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:28 PM
Hey Montell why weren't we invited?
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:29 PM
you know why you're gay... because you like asia
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:30 PM
1 minute later...
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:31 PM
i hope you have a big trunk... because im puttin my bike in it
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:31 PM
When your baby is born is he already on parole?
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:33 PM
they felt like... bags of sand
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:35 PM
they felt like... bags of sand
Im sure you do a lot of this amy!
marbury1414
08/27/05, 06:38 PM
You know how I know you're gay....you listen to Coldplay
elemenohpe
08/27/05, 06:44 PM
you bitches. about four replies down i realized what you were talking about. although nothing was horribly spoiled, i'm sure some one liners have already lost their initial hilarity. thanks.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:45 PM
you bitches. about four replies down i realized what you were talking about. although nothing was horribly spoiled, i'm sure some one liners have already lost their initial hilarity. thanks.sorry....
stevie wonder nipples
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 06:45 PM
you bitches. about four replies down i realized what you were talking about. although nothing was horribly spoiled, i'm sure some one liners have already lost their initial hilarity. thanks.
nope there is alot of physical comedy that goes along with all the jokes.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 06:55 PM
her adams apple was as big as her balls!
elemenohpe
08/27/05, 07:00 PM
Champ, I'm sorry but I think I ate your chocolate covered squirrel.
oh... my bad.
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 07:12 PM
That sounds like my friday night
Shut up seth, you think you are so cool with your jew fro.
That sounds like my friday night
Shut up seth, you think you are so cool with your jew fro.
jew fros are entertaining to look at sometimes
Lueda Alia
08/27/05, 07:34 PM
haha someone said that a while ago on the personal forum. amusing.
Nick Lopez
08/27/05, 07:35 PM
plant the seed andy. plant it with your finger.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 07:35 PM
is it true if that you dont use it you lose it?
Nick Lopez
08/27/05, 07:36 PM
dude, i just came back from that movie.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 07:37 PM
boner jams '03
EriatarkaHRD
08/27/05, 07:37 PM
I Need Some Poooooon
Nick Lopez
08/27/05, 07:39 PM
and waht does this look like!?
"...avagina.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 07:41 PM
did you just have a daqouri? (sp?)
Nick Lopez
08/27/05, 07:41 PM
you know how i know you're gay? you have a rainbow bumper sticker on the back of your car that says "i like balls in my face".
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 07:44 PM
i don't believe in guns
i wish i had some clue as to what was going on
Louise Heng
08/27/05, 07:47 PM
i wish i had some clue as to what was going on
um. hi 40 yr old virgin
um. hi 40 yr old virgin
um i dont go to movies more than like 3 times a year usually. this year was 9. but 6 of those were episode III. the other 3 were awhile ago now...
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 07:50 PM
A condom blew up on my balls.
Adeniz19
08/27/05, 07:51 PM
betty cocker
somebody shit on the coats!
elemenohpe
08/27/05, 07:57 PM
somebody shit on the coats!
hahaha
Nick Lopez
08/27/05, 10:05 PM
i touched my friend's balls in hebrew school once.
MLLMillenium
08/27/05, 10:21 PM
I really wanted an egg omlate sandwhich.. So I went to the grocery store, and bought about.. a dozen eggs or so.. Came home.. Then I started to prepare it; chopped up the onions and put on the peprica.. I spent a lot of time cooking the eggs. It took about 2-3 hours in all.. and then, I wasn't really hungry. Plus I had no bread.
suburbn_thrills
08/27/05, 10:24 PM
You know what's a fun game? Taking 2 motrin P.M's and trying to jerk off before you fall asleep. It's great because you always win.
That sounds like my friday night
Shut up seth, you think you are so cool with your jew fro.hahah. I love the jew fro.
ghostyouare
08/27/05, 10:37 PM
dude... teach me.
Drew Beringer
08/27/05, 11:43 PM
*to the dude waxing the hotel floor* GET THE FUCK OUT!
Get Fucked
08/28/05, 12:09 AM
"What made her so freaky?"
"She just always wanted to screw ya know?"
FOBcareemo
08/28/05, 12:29 AM
"What made her so freaky?"
"She just always wanted to screw ya know?" so i said ya...imgonna..nail you...and she said ya...you're really nailing me
and...
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!!
Louise Heng
08/28/05, 12:33 AM
that ending was so awesome hahaha
ghostyouare
08/28/05, 12:59 PM
I have a friend who has sex with men.... in jail.
Adeniz19
08/28/05, 01:01 PM
you need to put your bitch on a leash
ghostyouare
08/28/05, 01:01 PM
Ya she was a ho... for sho.
Adeniz19
08/28/05, 01:03 PM
you go thinking its a girl fucking a horse... but it really is a girl fucking a horse. i felt bad for the girl... i kinda felt bad for the horse
Drew Beringer
08/28/05, 01:06 PM
you go thinking its a girl fucking a horse... but it really is a girl fucking a horse. i felt bad for the girl... i kinda felt bad for the horse
Haha, I so need to see this again.
Adeniz19
08/28/05, 01:08 PM
Haha, I so need to see this again.you got a hummer from the tranny
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