Nick Swardson

[ghostyouare]

Is funny, watch his comedy central presents.

[The Fix]

the only funny bit he has is the one about stabbing...other than that, he's weak

[ghostyouare]

the only funny bit he has is the one about stabbing...other than that, he's weakNo.

[boysdontcry]

good lord, that part about his funeral is the greatest fucking thing ever.

[The Fix]

No.Yes.

No, but seriously

EDIT...ok i'll give you the john stamos at his funeral bit

[TJ Wells]

"Grandpa, we're going to the zoo, you wanna go to the zoo?" "What's that the zoo? Ah, fuck that. I ain't going to the fuckin' zoo...what are you gay?"

[Signals Corrupted]

"Grandpa, we're going to the zoo, you wanna go to the zoo?" "What's that the zoo? Ah, fuck that. I ain't going to the fuckin' zoo...what are you gay?"

did you purposely choose to say the most-unfunny thing possible to repel people from this guy?

[WakingTheMisery]

did you purposely choose to say the most-unfunny thing possible to repel people from this guy?
i chuckled.

[EriatarkaHRD]

"nicholas! you should fight crime!"

[TJ Wells]

i always thought that was one of his funniest bits...w/e

[shut.the.door]

He owns as Terry the gay roller skating prostitute on Reno 911.

[LiLxb0yxbLuE]

lol, dude the best bit he has is the whole schpeel on getting old, and old people in general. at least on the "comedy central presents" anyways. now for funny, check out kevin brennan or louis ramey.

[Love As Arson]

Grandma wins, man.

[trustmeimokay]

This guy needs to release an album or something. He's damn good.

[elemenohpe]

the best comedy central presents i've seen is gabriel iglasias

that guy is hilarious.

[ghostyouare]

"nicholas! you should fight crime!"

What are you doing here?

[dancelukedance]

Hey, is he releasing another album?

It's a fucken pipe dude

[Ryannn]

sick bump?

In my public speaking class we had to get up and tell a funny story that happened to us. Some asshole used the grandma flipping her corvette joke as his own story. Called that douche out

[tambam]

I love this man.

[ghostyouare]

I love this man.
you would

[Broken Parachute]

Great man, great thread, great thread starter, great everything.

[tambam]

you would

;-)

[Ryannn]

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[allisterkid]

This guy is great. Really hope he does release another album, cause the album and the skit I have from him on my iPod have pretty much identical material.

[BryterJonah]

sick bump?

In my public speaking class we had to get up and tell a funny story that happened to us. Some asshole used the grandma flipping her corvette joke as his own story. Called that douche out
Same thing happened to me like 4 times.

[dancelukedance]

Yeah 'twas a good bump...

I heard he was releasing another album. If so, thatd be fucken saweet!

[forget_december]

i'm pretty sure i've made all of my friends watch his dvd at least once.

"that is awesome, british kid!"

[Cody Nelson]

i'm pretty sure i've made all of my friends watch his dvd at least once.

"that is awesome, british kid!"

Cheerio! Yeah...cheerios. I love that cereal!

[J.C.]

EAT IT, KITTY. THE JOKE HAS TO BE REAL.
x

[joeag1985]

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''I'm recording an album.. it's called Terry, South Beeatch, Live, fuck you dad."

Album of the year right there..

[WakingTheMisery]

His grandma bit is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[joeag1985]

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[forget_december]

"I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood!?"

[shes.a.ghost]

"Fuck Iraq man. You wanna go over there? I'll fuckin' kill somebody. I'll kill anybody man... I'll kill that whole fuckin' country. Give me a fuckin' gun dude. Give me a fuckin' gun and a fuckin' plane ticket, and people will fuckin' die dude."

[oh...rly]

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[Domenic182]

WHO FUCKIN FARTED

x

[AlinA82688]

i probably quote him more than any other comedian...from the grandma impression to the john stamos at his funeral, dude's hilarious

[Miss Heartcore]

"nicholas! you should fight crime!"

One of my favorite quotes.

Love his Comedy Central episode.

[lightupthesky]

a geo metro? really? i've got... heroin!

[deadkidsean]

party.

[doomcrs04]

That's not funny Karen, you know I bone a lot of dudes.

[muttley]

EAT IT, KITTY. THE JOKE HAS TO BE REAL.
x

Hilarious.

[lightupthesky]

is that JOHN STAMOS?

[dancelukedance]

i probably quote him more than any other comedian...from the grandma impression to the john stamos at his funeral, dude's hilarious


Haha that bit is too funny


Winters coming again
We dont have much tiime
Father's got small box, hes not gonna make it i know it
WE've got to find food
Where are the horses?
I cant feel my legs
IS THERE A GOD IN THIS WORLD?

Yeah i cant dance to that, is there a remix to "i cant feel my legs?"

[lfdfforever]

funnier than you

[MKEcasey]

He did a show at my college 2 years back, right when Grandma's Boy was starting to get really popular. I don't know if I would have paid to see one of his shows, but since it was free I decided to go. Glad I went, it was a good time.

[CollectiveConfusion]

everything he does is hilarious

[jawstheme]

Saw him in state college last year with Will Farrel, Demetri Martin, and Zack Galifianakis. So funny, I thought he was the best out of all them. Will Farrel kind of sucked.

[dancelukedance]

Saw him in state college last year with Will Farrel, Demetri Martin, and Zack Galifianakis. So funny, I thought he was the best out of all them. Will Farrel kind of sucked.

Yeah Will Farrel is shit, do not like that guy a'tall, accept in "Stranger than fiction'

[dancelukedance]

The new album is too funny! anyone else heard it yet?