Seven Days Of June- Day 6

[Frank Giaramita]

Seven Days Of June (www.junerock.com)- Once again, the band will be giving away their new album, If You Speak Any Faster, a poster and a t-shirt to whoever wins the following contest: Explain a way that Sutor (drummer) could get 5 of the 6 people in June's van tickets (citations) within a half hour period.... Closest to the truth wins (this really happened).

All winners will be announced on Wednesday

[hamboy23]

I wonder if they all had some booze in the van, and only one was of age.
hamboy23

[takingback2005]

air drumming while driving.

or going to slow

[OveriseFan]

Once upon a time, Sutor was wearing a seatbelt, he drove of the road.

The rest of the people weren't wearing seatbelts.

They get tickets.

He doesn't.

He laughs.

I win the contest.

True story.

I wonder if they all had some booze in the van, and only one was of age.
hamboy23
another good explanation.

[SePaMc]

the booze one would get the guy over 21 in trouble, cuz hes most likely providing it.....

I was gonna say no seatbelts for everyone, but someone beat me to it.

[Mad_Hatter]

The six van members are driving down the highway when they're pulled over for speeding, the driver gets a ticket but the passenger mouths off to the cop. the cop says he detects the scent of alcohol and makes everybody get out of the van. he searches each one of them and on one of them finds that two of them are carrying pocketknives. they are cited for carrying a concealed weapon. the cop then says that he will give each of them a breathalizer test to see if they are intoxicated after checking their ID's. three of them, obviously not intoxicated whatsoever, refuse to take the test and therefore are written up with citations for being intoxicated in public...hence, 5 of 6 members recieved tickets...

[vague___]

[1] speeding
[2] not wearing a seatbelt
[3] open beer or wine bottles or drug paraphernalia, hahaha
[4] flashing/mooning someone
[5] putting your head or other body parts out the window


Yeah, watch me have no idea.

[Dolphin1124]

sutor was driving the van while talking on his cell phone, which is illegal in whatever state they were in at the time.

...... so the cop pulls them over, gives sutor a ticket and finds alcohol in the van.

he gives them all a breathalizer test and finds out that they were all drinking, minus bobby bo (sXe).

Therefore Kevin, AJ, and Palacz get tickets for issuing alcohol to tim, who also gets a ticket for illegaly drinking under the age of 21.

5 tickets= all sutor's fault!

[not_important]

sutor is driving the van and speeding. he get's pulled over, but the rest of the band have their airsoft guns out and are shooting each other. the cop sees the guns, searches the car, sees that they are arisoft guns, and gives them tickets for shooting air guns in a moving car.

[giantasinrobot]

they were driving down the highway and saw a female hitchhiker... needless to say, etcetera, etcetera.... "this is how porno begins", etcetera, etcetera.... there is a video camera in the car, etcetera, etcetera... and you can now find the video at http://www.bangbus.com/june ... including the cops pulling them over, i think farva pulled them over.

[upherskirt]

they were driving down the highway and saw a female hitchhiker... needless to say, etcetera, etcetera.... "this is how porno begins", etcetera, etcetera.... there is a video camera in the car, etcetera, etcetera... and you can now find the video at http://www.bangbus.com/june ... including the cops pulling them over, i think farva pulled them over.
a story like that has got to be true!

[giantasinrobot]

a story like that has got to be true!
yeah especially the farva part... hey, car ram rod, get it? im rod farva and youre ramathorn. dare me to call them chicken fuckers?