talkshitgethit
02/04/09, 06:44 AM
walkin through the mall youl never guess what i seen
anothr super large fat chick wearin skin tight jeans
i said excuse me ma'am dont mean to nag
but them skinny jeans your wearin nearly made me gag
was kinda funny cause she walked like a slinky
damn, i nearly died when she pulled out a twinkie
the ground began to shake as she started to move
she was runnin to the foodcourt like she had sumthn ta prove
she ordered a 1, and a 2, a happy meal with a toy
then that bitch turned around and ate a little boy!
she started to groan as he started to scream
this cant be happening, it must be a dream
she looked at me with a gleam in her eye
please, oh please i dont wanna die!
then i woke up drinched in sweat and tears
got outta bed and grabbed a few beers
flipt on the news and whatd i see?
a fat chick in handcuffs tied to a tree
i started to lose it, seems like everyday
why cant the fat girls just eat at subway
anothr super large fat chick wearin skin tight jeans
i said excuse me ma'am dont mean to nag
but them skinny jeans your wearin nearly made me gag
was kinda funny cause she walked like a slinky
damn, i nearly died when she pulled out a twinkie
the ground began to shake as she started to move
she was runnin to the foodcourt like she had sumthn ta prove
she ordered a 1, and a 2, a happy meal with a toy
then that bitch turned around and ate a little boy!
she started to groan as he started to scream
this cant be happening, it must be a dream
she looked at me with a gleam in her eye
please, oh please i dont wanna die!
then i woke up drinched in sweat and tears
got outta bed and grabbed a few beers
flipt on the news and whatd i see?
a fat chick in handcuffs tied to a tree
i started to lose it, seems like everyday
why cant the fat girls just eat at subway