the price of rice in china

[youareallfreaks]

$49.22 to fill up my tank, and by tank i mean i actually drive a tank, so it wasn't too bad.

[nobodysmonkey]

Haha. Can I go for a ride in your tank sometime?

[youareallfreaks]

you can ride my tank, anytime :tredmill:



edit: i mean ride IN my tank, anytime :bazooka:

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha. i love you, and i wanna ride in your tank too ;).
i'll pay gas money.

[youareallfreaks]

hahaha. i love you, and i wanna ride in your tank too ;).
i'll pay gas money.

that's fine, there's lots of space.

you can work the turrett, :mixer:

[Vanity__Dearest]

that's fine, there's lots of space.

you can work the turrett, :mixer:
nice. this reminds me of the family guy

*aHH screw it, i was just here for the fireworks*

[pinklar]

120.9 in canada. fucking outrageous.

[youareallfreaks]

nice. this reminds me of the family guy

*aHH screw it, i was just here for the fireworks*

hahaha.


how was your day off? today is my 2nd to last day and it's crawling by.

[when 4ever ends]

120.9 in canada. fucking outrageous.
oh my god

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha.


how was your day off? today is my 2nd to last day and it's crawling by.
back to college?

ehh, i went to lunch, and was totally digging the hostess...one of those "god, if i didn't have a g/f, i would lick her ankles...and she was talking to me too..i was like fuck, i could have dated that girl.

then i packed for a little ,played some madden. it was nice.

[youareallfreaks]

back to college?

ehh, i went to lunch, and was totally digging the hostess...one of those "god, if i didn't have a g/f, i would lick her ankles...and she was talking to me too..i was like fuck, i could have dated that girl.

then i packed for a little ,played some madden. it was nice.

sounds like a nice little wednesday. you would lick ankles, haha.

yup, back to school, but we don't start untiil the 22nd. so i have a nice little vacation at school before it starts. lifting, beach, booze everyday, we keep it real bro.

[Vanity__Dearest]

sounds like a nice little wednesday. you would lick ankles, haha.

yup, back to school, but we don't start untiil the 22nd. so i have a nice little vacation at school before it starts. lifting, beach, booze everyday, we keep it real bro.
she was one of those punk girls...but not scene. you could just tell she liked good music, and she just kept walking by smiling at me. i was like wholly fuck, i want that girl. it was really unfair. if god is up there, he fucking tempts me.

[nobodysmonkey]

sounds like a nice little wednesday. you would lick ankles, haha.

yup, back to school, but we don't start untiil the 22nd. so i have a nice little vacation at school before it starts. lifting, beach, booze everyday, we keep it real bro.
Where do you go to school?

[youareallfreaks]

she was one of those punk girls...but not scene. you could just tell she liked good music, and she just kept walking by smiling at me. i was like wholly fuck, i want that girl. it was really unfair. if god is up there, he fucking tempts me.

ahhhhh, i love that type. i don't even know her and i want to "wholly fuck" her.

Where do you go to school?

northwestern

[Vanity__Dearest]

ahhhhh, i love that type. i don't even know her and i want to "wholly fuck" her.



northwestern
dude, if i could have , i would have thrown the ketchup off the table, and wholly fucked her at least a couple times. damn, that girl was too gorgeous. in highschool, that girl wouldn't have snot-rocketed me.

and now she's talking to me for 10 minutes about absolute nothing. this is unfair.

[youareallfreaks]

dude, if i could have , i would have thrown the ketchup off the table, and wholly fucked her at least a couple times. damn, that girl was too gorgeous. in highschool, that girl wouldn't have snot-rocketed me.

and now she's talking to me for 10 minutes about absolute nothing. this is unfair.

what's unfair is the fact that your girlfriend isn't down with you banging waitresses on the table, that's what's unfair.

[nobodysmonkey]

dude, if i could have , i would have thrown the ketchup off the table, and wholly fucked her at least a couple times. damn, that girl was too gorgeous. in highschool, that girl wouldn't have snot-rocketed me.

and now she's talking to me for 10 minutes about absolute nothing. this is unfair.
No, Matt, you have to utilize the ketchup.

[Vanity__Dearest]

what's unfair is the fact that your girlfriend isn't down with you banging waitresses on the table, that's what's unfair.i was there with my friend tom, and i was like..you think mindy would let me do it , if i brought her here, pointed at that girl, and was like mindy, come onnnnnnn

come onnnn. oh fine mindy, whatever lol.

then i went and saw the girl who graduated prom queen a year ahead of me, and she asked if she could get a job working with me. HAHA

No, Matt, you have to utilize the ketchup.whoa jamie...you'll have to show me how to .

[youareallfreaks]

this thread is gettin kin-kay

[Vanity__Dearest]

or ketchup-ay

[nobodysmonkey]

Or spic-ay.

[youareallfreaks]

and the pickles, the pickles. buttaseeds? no buttaseeds? buttaseeds.

Or spic-ay.

no need to hate on the mexicans now

[Vanity__Dearest]

HAAHHAHA SPIC ay.

[nobodysmonkey]

buttaseeds?

I have nothing against mexicans, I meant it like that commercial "I'm spicy" I dunno, it made sense in my head.

[youareallfreaks]

buttaseeds?

I have nothing against mexicans, I meant it like that commercial "I'm spicy" I dunno, it made sense in my head.
buttaseeds is dane cook. i was just laughing cause it didn't come out as spice-y it came out like spic . . . y. nah mean?

[nobodysmonkey]

Ya I know what you mean. I was just trying to figure out how to type it like I was thinking it.

But isn't it bunseeds?

[Vanity__Dearest]

jamie...will you be my bottle of ketchup ;)

[nobodysmonkey]

I'd be honored.

[youareallfreaks]

Ya I know what you mean. I was just trying to figure out how to type it like I was thinking it.

But isn't it bunseeds?

that would make a lot more sense, cause i don't even know what a buttaseed is. me :lolbang: you

[Vanity__Dearest]

I'd be honored.

suh-weet. noon, my place, next thursday?

[nobodysmonkey]

Next Thursday is no good, I'll be getting ready for the game :)

[Vanity__Dearest]

Next Thursday is no good, I'll be getting ready for the game :)
wait, i'm lost, what game??

[nobodysmonkey]

The Patriots game. I am quite excited about it.

[youareallfreaks]

bears game tonight.

[Vanity__Dearest]

i am more important than the pats. i thought this was known :(

[nobodysmonkey]

Yes, but before the game I get to see Bon Jovi. And no one is better than Bon Jovi.

[youareallfreaks]

you're not even more important than the rings they wear on their fingers, sowwy.

[Vanity__Dearest]

:( dammit...but but but...bon jovi has woman's hair..

[youareallfreaks]

benny, jenny? one of those enny's used to work on the docks.

[nobodysmonkey]

I love Bon Jovi. Its kinda sad, really. If they play Living on a Prayer, I just might orgasm right there.
I also heard I'm gonna get to see Kanye.

[youareallfreaks]

I love Bon Jovi. Its kinda sad, really. If they play Living on a Prayer, I just might orgasm right there.
I also heard I'm gonna get to see Kanye.
WHAT THE HELL?! kind of football game is this?

[Vanity__Dearest]

this is unfair. i feel unloved...i'm going to find that hostess.

[nobodysmonkey]

WHAT THE HELL?! kind of football game is this?
Its the big kickoff for the NFL season, and its in Foxboro becuase the Pats won the Superbowl. Again.

[youareallfreaks]

this is unfair. i feel unloved...i'm going to find that hostess.

you go pop that. and get a side salad while you're doing it.

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha, don't make salad jokes. you know me ;)

[youareallfreaks]

Its the big kickoff for the NFL season, and its in Foxboro becuase the Pats won the Superbowl. Again.
heh, after i posted i was like . . . oh yeah, it's prob the nfl season kickoff. have fun, that sounds ridic tight. how are your seats?

[nobodysmonkey]

hahaha, don't make salad jokes. you know me ;)
Gross.

heh, after i posted i was like . . . oh yeah, it's prob the nfl season kickoff. have fun, that sounds ridic tight. how are your seats?
My dad has season tickets, and they are awesome. 40 yard line, 20th row, on the Pats side :thumbsup:

[Vanity__Dearest]

i'm sorry. cuz i hate the patriots. have fun with the fact that you lost like 20 and a half players(teddy bruschi) :)

i don't actually toss salads. it's an inside joke. 0mFg NoOoOb.

[youareallfreaks]

My dad has season tickets, and they are awesome. 40 yard line, 20th row, on the Pats side :thumbsup:

that is tighter than (insert innapprop ref here)

i'm sorry. cuz i hate the patriots. have fun with the fact that you lost like 20 and a half players(teddy bruschi) :)

i don't actually toss salads. it's an inside joke. 0mFg NoOoOb.

bwahahahahha. more like, "i don't actually toss salads, but i would."

[nobodysmonkey]

i'm sorry. cuz i hate the patriots. have fun with the fact that you lost like 20 and a half players(teddy bruschi) :)

i don't actually toss salads. it's an inside joke. 0mFg NoOoOb.
I know, I was here for the asslicking poll.

And yeah, we lost some players, but we have a lot of good new ones. I think we have a good shot this year.

[Vanity__Dearest]

that is tighter than (insert innapprop ref here)



bwahahahahha. more like, "i don't actually toss salads, but i would."ahhahaha. if i was with a girl i loved, and she asked, i would think about it...there is probably one person who saw that poll on the ap, and breathed a sigh of relief that other people would do it.

I know, I was here for the asslicking poll.

And yeah, we lost some players, but we have a lot of good new ones. I think we have a good shot this year.
you don't get rid of ty law, half your wide receivers, pick up wide receiver scraps. and win again...i'll put 50 bucks on the fact that someone in the nfc wins the super bowl this year.

eagles, or rams.

[youareallfreaks]

I know, I was here for the asslicking poll.

And yeah, we lost some players, but we have a lot of good new ones. I think we have a good shot this year.

the real question is, would you?

[nobodysmonkey]

the real question is, would you?
Probably not, but who knows what the future holds.

[youareallfreaks]

Probably not, but who knows what the future holds.

i am curiously aroused.

[Vanity__Dearest]

just give jamie alcohol...she'd chew a scab of my sack.

edit: if i had scabs on my sack.

[nobodysmonkey]

just give jamie alcohol...she'd chew a scab of my sack.

edit: if i had scabs on my sack.
Matt has crabs!

[Vanity__Dearest]

Matt has crabs!
..you gave them to me.

[nobodysmonkey]

..you gave them to me.
...in your dreams

[Vanity__Dearest]

...in your pants
yes, in my pants. that's exactly where they are now that you gave them to me. it's cool tho...jamie and matt 4ever <3333

[youareallfreaks]

the funny thing about crabs is, people think they can rid themselves of them by shaving their pubic hair. but that doesn't work, so then you have a person having to use the crab shampoo on their bald eagle, that's the funny thing.

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahah.i would pay for video of that.

[nobodysmonkey]

the funny thing about crabs is, people think they can rid themselves of them by shaving their pubic hair. but that doesn't work, so then you have a person having to use the crab shampoo on their bald eagle, that's the funny thing.
And how exactly do you know this?

Personal experience?

[youareallfreaks]

And how exactly do you know this?

Personal experience?
loveline has taught me everything i've ever needed to know. i have no STDs (that i know about)

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol...jamie hates me now :(

[last light]

loveline has taught me everything i've ever needed to know. i have no STDs (that i know about)
ill take care of that...

[youareallfreaks]

ill take care of that...

you can not penetrate me

!


:duel:

[Vanity__Dearest]

ill take care of that...it's my gay buddy tyler.

so i was looking at pics of you on your myspace. what a saxy guy you are.


me, you, adam-3 way.

and then i'm going to do growls for your band :)

[youareallfreaks]

it's my gay buddy tyler.

so i was looking at pics of you on your myspace. what a saxy guy you are.


me, you, adam-3 way.

and then i'm going to do growls for your band :)

i feel like you're bi-curious, which is cool.

post some n00dz.

[Vanity__Dearest]

i feel like you're bi-curious, which is cool.

post some n00dz.feel like i'm bi,huh??
check my sig. buddy lol

[youareallfreaks]

feel like i'm bi,huh??
check my sig. buddy lol


well that explains alot, you bump sufjan


jk

[nobodysmonkey]

lol...jamie hates me now :(
I still love and your crabs :wow:

well that explains alot, you bump sufjan


jk
Haha.


me, you, adam-3 way.

and then i'm going to do growls for your band :)

I want in on that action.
And then play tambourine in your band.

[Vanity__Dearest]

I still love and your crabs :wow:


Haha.



I want in on that action.
And then play tambourine in your band.hahaha oh good ,you still love me :hug:

btw, i get the mouth if your in on it.

[youareallfreaks]

hahaha oh good ,you still love me :hug:

btw, i get the mouth if your in on it.

good call on the mouth, vag-ez are overrated.

[Vanity__Dearest]

i'm an ORAL man. you know that ;)

[nobodysmonkey]

Haha, whatever makes you happy, I suppose.

[youareallfreaks]

i'm an ORAL man. you know that ;)


oh i know it. (oh crap, that sounded gay) . . . i'm just gonna go drink some beers and play some football