yesterday night.

[kaycey]

our exams got over yesterday so everyone decided to get wasted, anyway after the booze dried up i went to take a piss outside (below our hostel there's this big ass house i wanted to piss on) and i tripped and fell like 4 feat below clutching a branch, i live on a hill station so as you can imagine there are hills and mountains everywhere. so after screaming bloody help for about 5 minutes a friend of mine named emran finally came over and tried to help me out, then another guy ravinder came over gave me his hand, so i pulled on his hand and he fell in with me, by the time he got grounded thankfully everyone else had come to help us out. i got out a minute later, and he got out too, so now my ribs were fucked, my legs were cut everywhere, i also had a cold so every time i sneezed it felt like my ribs were cutting into my flesh, but i was finally out so i was happy about that and all i wanted to do was just sleep so i went into my room just to find my roommate passed out on the floor and puke on my bed, so i carry him to his bed and went to sleep on the floor. i then took out my cell and yes, i drunk dialed my ex, i spoke to that bitch for about an hour, and by the end of the conversation i apologized to her(the bitch) for everything(she did). i went to sleep after that, thank god.

[tl ; dr is an accepted response.]

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

No drunk sex with the aforementioned bitch? Damn. >:

[fadedmemories]

Wow. That is quite a story.

[raychull]

holy shit.

[j-ham]

fuck alcohol, smoke weed!

[asteria]

haha. wow. that's all i got to say.

[SpiritFilledRev]

thank god u went to sleep! Lolz

[caress me down]

What exactly did you fall into?

[bigblue2015]

Too long, did read. You should get your ribs checked out because you can have a broken rib for weeks and not even know it. Also I have a craving for BBQ ribs right now.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Sounds like a rough night. Get your ribs checked out, duder.

[robat19]

you a crazy mofo

[MarsEatWorld]

Too long, did read. You should get your ribs checked out because you can have a broken rib for weeks and not even know it. Also I have a craving for BBQ ribs right now.
bbq after that story?? GROSS

[bigblue2015]

bbq after that story?? GROSS

There's never a bad time for BBQ ribs.

[speakhandsforme]

I'm surprisesd no one has said anything about the titular paradox.

[billyboatkid]

Wouldn't it be last night?!

[speakhandsforme]

Well that was quick.

[disco.tetris]

Daaamn. Crazy night.

[Willy McFurgle]

You should have pissed on the ex....

[Charles777]

Too long, did read. You should get your ribs checked out because you can have a broken rib for weeks and not even know it. Also I have a craving for BBQ ribs right now.
Cannibal?

[bigblue2015]

Cannibal?

I prefer the pork or beef varieties, I'm not really into human ribs.

[kaycey]

fuck alcohol, smoke weed!
amen.

What exactly did you fall into?
i'll post a pic later.

Wouldn't it be last night?!
or yesterday night.

[takemyhand]

There's never a bad time for BBQ ribs.

I agree.

[hockeycoshow1]

I third the notion about BBQ ribs yummy.

[.invisible ink.]

i'm glad you're not dead!

[Charles777]

I prefer the pork or beef varieties, I'm not really into human ribs.
They're quite nice, actually