fucking

[RyRyY]

fucking brians coming

[EnderDove]

Just give him wrong directions.

[when 4ever ends]

effinbrian?

[Greg]

thats his real name fucking brian is coming

when he was born i heard the doctor said fucking brians coming!

[SC0926]

Karen is ALWAYS a douche bag. Every group has a Karen, and shes ALWAYS a bag of douche

[Greg]

but when she comes around.... its like... hey kare! hows it going kare!

[SC0926]

The other day I got the itchiest asshole Ive ever gotten. On record. Get outta here old, itchy asshole!!!

[TJ Wells]

and i keep a record of my itchy assholes

just rename this thread the dane cook quote thread :)

[SC0926]

and i keep a record of my itchy assholes

just rename this thread the dane cook quote thread :)
haha pretty much...hes just so fucking hilarious...

[Crocodile Logic]

naughty, naughty kool-aid.

[FstFtsVsFences]

what the hell?

[Greg]

what the hell?
dane cook.... duh

[Nick Lopez]

You will remember me for-EVER!

[Greg]

You will remember me for-EVER!
and he added "fucking" to make the story better. i did NOT say "fucking"!

[FstFtsVsFences]

dane cook.... duh
Ohhh, it makes sense now.

[YouMadeTheScene]

Because hes a lying 50 year old man

[RyRyY]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[Greg]

one thing i dont like is a stinky pussy

[RyRyY]

one thing i dont like is a stinky pussy
haha i had that part of the cd on in the car when my gfs mom was with us, it was awesome.

[Greg]

haha i had that part of the cd on in the car when my gfs mom was with us, it was awesome.
oh man.... i was driving with a girl in my car when the first bj story came on. we listened to it and she thought it was so funny. i thought she was gonna hate me after that.... haha but it was all good


whrs th hndle???

[YouMadeTheScene]

I got some laundry i wanna pack!

[Greg]

is there any jelly in the house!

[YouMadeTheScene]

you're very rude, enjoy your spagetti.

[RyRyY]

i have one thing to say....................... I AM NOT A TWAT

[Greg]

if i could give you one super power what would it be?

uh jesus.

[YouMadeTheScene]

you guys wanna go up on the roof and break dance?

if i could give you one super power what would it be?

uh jesus.
you egotistical bastard

[RyRyY]

christ

no not you

[Greg]

if you say sour apple is good i will stab you in the jaw

[YouMadeTheScene]

great atmospher in here. its like daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table.

if you say sour apple is good i will stab you in the jaw
i'll be the one outside stabbing jaws. just come up say hi and ill stab you in the jaw.

[RyRyY]

some sounds make you just wanna punch a baby

[Greg]

its okay daddy just got a lil angry

[RyRyY]

fucking just fucking doing the dishes

[YouMadeTheScene]

is anyone on the hoses? i would say there are a 1000 of us if i were to guesstimate.

[RyRyY]

you took a coma

[The Silencer]

fucking brians coming
"are you out of your FUCKING mind?!?! He just lit off fireworks in his pants!!! You really are OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!"

[YouMadeTheScene]

i don't even like jelly. i get hives if i even look at jelly

[SC0926]

we turn off all the lights in the room, and we play, whos in my mouth? its addicting, like Jenga.

[DownAndOut]

I hate it when you're the banker grandma, where'd you get those pink 50's? Dont touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE!

[YouMadeTheScene]

God Damn Jewss!!

[SC0926]

you wanna make the woman feel comfortable. never lock the door, and go "hahahahaha wrong move sucka!!!"

[YouMadeTheScene]

I Said No Cookes Lgrrrrrrrr

[DownAndOut]

I wish my dad would check for rocks before laying it down... slip n bleed from the ANUS

[YouMadeTheScene]

thanks for the candy

[RyRyY]

you were rude, enjoy your spaghetti

[nobodysmonkey]

Helllooooo, I'm a caaarrrrrr.

[YouMadeTheScene]

gas-o-line makes me run

[brandnewtbs23]

Monkey Where Are You?

I"m In The Closet.

Holy Shit You Just Talked.

I Taught Myself To Talk.

[nobodysmonkey]

Shoes? Fuck shoes.

[brandnewtbs23]

i kicked my shoes in a fit of joy

all guys want is sex

finish blowing me and we'll talk about this later

[nobodysmonkey]

My dick feels like corn.

[brandnewtbs23]

hey guys want to get the fuck out of the breakroom

[RyRyY]

hey, thanks for the candy

[de la sympathie]

once someone says "fuck you", that's it. you can't say "oh yeah? fuck me? you... you gaylord!"

[Greg]

seriously how pumped would you be to know there is a monkey somewhere in your house waiting to fight you

[guesswhodied]

Drive around, get some sauce.. Drive around mam! Sauce! SAUCE! SAUCE! She want's it HER WAY!

[YouMadeTheScene]

lets kill these bitches

[de la sympathie]

the movie Dune is in my chocolate-y drink!

[marrost]

fuckingis my middle name.