robot joke

[Carlo Marx]

a robot walks into a bar. the bartender looks at him and says "we don't serve your kind here." the robot says "no, but you will soon."

[afk999]

hahahahaha

[MLLMillenium]

lol nice

[marbury1414]

that was so lame that i actually laughed at how lame it was

[FstFtsVsFences]

that was so lame that i actually laughed at how lame it was
Did you give Steve that hug?

[marbury1414]

Did you give Steve that hug?

i raped his asshole, does that count?

[FstFtsVsFences]

i raped his asshole, does that count?
:shake:

[LiLxb0yxbLuE]

lol, i like that one.

Q: so, what's do a peroxide blonde and a boeing 747 have in common?
A: they both have a black box! (rimshot)

[marbury1414]

lol, i like that one.

Q: so, what's do a peroxide blonde and a boeing 747 have in common?
A: they both have a black box! (rimshot)

hot

[Carlo Marx]

Bumped, because this joke still rules.

[Smash Adams]

robots becoming self aware isn't funny
that's frightening

[Carlo Marx]

robots becoming self aware isn't funny
that's frightening

but think about how funny AND efficient robot stand-up comics would be.

[Smash Adams]

but think about how funny AND efficient robot stand-up comics would be.

they wouldn't laugh at their own jokes
so that makes them a notch above Jimmy Fallon already

[Carlo Marx]

apparently jimmy fallon is the funniest guy that he knows.

[WakingTheMisery]

A string walks into a bar,
bartender says, "we don't serve your kind."
string walks out of the bar cuts up the top of himself and ties himself up
walks back into the bar.
bartender says, "Aren't you the same string that was just in here?"
the string says, "I'm afraid not."

[Carlo Marx]

A string walks into a bar,
bartender says, "we don't serve your kind."
string walks out of the bar cuts up the top of himself and ties himself up
walks back into the bar.
bartender says, "Aren't you the same string that was just in here?"
the string says, "I'm afraid not."

that joke was in Mr. Bones for the sega saturn.

[WakingTheMisery]

My boss told me it a while back and I didn't get it.

[Carlo Marx]

i'm afraid not = i'm a frayed knot

[Smash Adams]

a man walks into a bar with 3 ducks
the man leaves to go to the bathroom and the bartender starts talking to the ducks and asks how their day was
duck 1: my name is huey and my day was great I was in and out of puddles all day
duck 2: my name is dewey and my day was great I was in and out of puddles all day
bartender to duck 3 : let me guess your name is louie
duck 3: no my name is puddles and don't ask me how my fucking day was

[WakingTheMisery]

Hahaha... I got it five minutes later. He had to explain it though.


Two toms and a symbol fall off a cliff....

[Carlo Marx]

how do you make a tissue dance?

[ThisIsNotDan]

two guys are sitting at adjascent (sp?) benches. ones a really old man and the other is a punk rocker guy with leather, spikes, colored hair, etc. the old guy keeps giving him looks, and the punk asks "what you've never done anything crazy in your life?"

the old man says "yeah sure I have, I got smashed and fucked a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son"

*ba dum tsh!*

[Carlo Marx]

i'm off to see nightmare before xmas in 3d. awesome.

[ThisIsNotDan]

a man walks into a bar with 3 ducks
the man leaves to go to the bathroom and the bartender starts talking to the ducks and asks how their day was
duck 1: my name is huey and my day was great I was in and out of puddles all day
duck 2: my name is dewey and my day was great I was in and out of puddles all day
bartender to duck 3 : let me guess your name is louie
duck 3: no my name is puddles and don't ask me how my fucking day was

hahahahaha