Nosce Te Ipsum?

[Russia08]

i know that it's latin for know yourself, but does anyone know any other meanings behind this? is that it?

[raychull]

lux aeterna.

[robat19]

I woulda just googled it.

[raychull]

:shrug: I gave a bogus answer.

[thespearkid]

What?

[.invisible ink.]

this is my favorite Latin quote, perhaps even my favorite quote of all time:
Percidere, puer, moneo;
futuere, puella;barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellasmentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.

i dare you to translate it.yes, it's dirty.

[Russia08]

I woulda just googled it.
yea..already have plentely of times..i wanted more opinions about it though

[kaycey]

this is my favorite Latin quote, perhaps even my favorite quote of all time:
Percidere, puer, moneo;
futuere, puella;barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellasmentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.

i dare you to translate it.yes, it's dirty.
sounds just like something you'd say.
;-)

[.invisible ink.]

sounds just like something you'd say.
;-)

did you google/translate it? lol, if so, you should share with the rest what the translation is...or i will be happy to. :)

[kwsqd]

I took Latin in high school! yay

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

this is my favorite Latin quote, perhaps even my favorite quote of all time:
Percidere, puer, moneo;
futuere, puella;barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellasmentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.

i dare you to translate it.yes, it's dirty.

That's similar to what my girlfriend says to me our during late-night phone conversations. Needless to say I sleep feeling terribly aroused. :B

[.invisible ink.]

That's similar to what my girlfriend says to me our during late-night phone conversations. Needless to say I sleep feeling terribly aroused. :B

wow. you and your girlfriend are kind of kinky.

Percidere, puer, moneo; futuere, puella;barbatum furem tertia poena manet. Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates. Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellasmentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.it translates to:
I warn you, boy, you will be sodomized; girl, you will be fucked;a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,but with bearded men it will aim only for the top

This was said by Priapus, the Greek god portrayed with a permanently erect penis.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica6.jpg/400px-Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica6.jpg
He was the son of Aphrodite and Pan (my other favorite Greek god). From wikipedia: Hera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hera) cursed him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb, in revenge for the hero Paris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_%28mythology%29) having the temerity to judge Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera. The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Olympus) and threw him down to Earth, where he was brought up by shepherds.

Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr) as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. He attempted to rape the nymph Lotis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotis) but was thwarted by an ass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey), whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_tree) plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them killed in his honour. In the end, his lust gave him a permanent erection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection) and his penis grew so large that he was unable to move.

People used to have little garden gnomes of this dude and they had signs hung outside of their homes with the above quote on it to ward away strangers.

On a somewhat related note, I have been planning on getting a tattoo of Pan for ages, and if I can figure out how to do it tastefully, I'd also like a tattoo of Priapus,somewhere discreet, hehe. And before anyone asks, no, i'm not Greek, I've just really been into mythology for as long as I can remember.

Anyway, here's some links about Priapus and Pan, if you care: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(mythology) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_%28mythology%29)

[4N6 science]

wow. you and your girlfriend are kind of kinky.

Percidere, puer, moneo; futuere, puella;barbatum furem tertia poena manet. Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates. Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellasmentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.it translates to:
I warn you, boy, you will be sodomized; girl, you will be fucked;a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy,
let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls,but with bearded men it will aim only for the top

This was said by Priapus, the Greek god portrayed with a permanently erect penis.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica6.jpg/400px-Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica6.jpg
He was the son of Aphrodite and Pan (my other favorite Greek god). From wikipedia: Hera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hera) cursed him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb, in revenge for the hero Paris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_%28mythology%29) having the temerity to judge Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera. The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Olympus) and threw him down to Earth, where he was brought up by shepherds.

Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr) as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. He attempted to rape the nymph Lotis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotis) but was thwarted by an ass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey), whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_tree) plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them killed in his honour. In the end, his lust gave him a permanent erection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection) and his penis grew so large that he was unable to move.

People used to have little garden gnomes of this dude and they had signs hung outside of their homes with the above quote on it to ward away strangers.

On a somewhat related note, I have been planning on getting a tattoo of Pan for ages, and if I can figure out how to do it tastefully, I'd also like a tattoo of Priapus,somewhere discreet, hehe. And before anyone asks, no, i'm not Greek, I've just really been into mythology for as long as I can remember.

Anyway, here's some links about Priapus and Pan, if you care: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(mythology) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_%28mythology%29)

Thank you for this wonderful history lesson E. This is probably the most I've ever learned from AP.

I would like to nominate this for Post of the Year on AP.net!

[.invisible ink.]

Thank you for this wonderful history lesson E. This is probably the most I've ever learned from AP.

I would like to nominate this for Post of the Year on AP.net!

haha, why thank you. i enjoy educating the young, pliable minds of PL with things that they can take with them in life, like which Greek God has the biggest cock. i'm glad you appreciate it.

[4N6 science]

haha, why thank you. i enjoy educating the young, pliable minds of PL with things that they can take with them in life, like which Greek God has the biggest cock. i'm glad you appreciate it.

Now if you could just inform me on how to get my penis that big and permanently erect I will hold you in such high regard.

[atticus1492]

It means 'anal.'

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

wow. you and your girlfriend are kind of kinky.

Indeed.





This lad with the constantly active penis reminds me of this dream I had where Toby McGuire was running around in my fortress of solitude. He was screaming words out of Lucky by Britney Spears without making adequate sense. He halted and scanned the environment. Instantaneously, he grabbed my marker with firm determination reflecting off his eyeballs and stuffed it within his pantaloons so as to make it seem as if he had a constantly active penis.

He then got back to his usual activity of prancing about on my terrain shouting, "SHE'S LUCKY! ...SHE'S A STAR!". Only this time with an ostensibly constantly active penis.

Which was ostensibly as long as a marker. :\

Needless to say, I'd imagined Spider-Man's dick to be close to, if not equal to or greater than, the length of mine. Again, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed for Spider-Man had been my hero since forever. I had grown in and out of several underpants with patterns of this fictional character on them.

A marker.

I was stupefied.

[Roboman]

That's similar to what my girlfriend says to me our during late-night phone conversations. Needless to say I sleep feeling terribly aroused. :B

Indeed.





This lad with the constantly active penis reminds me of this dream I had where Toby McGuire was running around in my fortress of solitude. He was screaming words out of Lucky by Britney Spears without making adequate sense. He halted and scanned the environment. Instantaneously, he grabbed my marker with firm determination reflecting off his eyeballs and stuffed it within his pantaloons so as to make it seem as if he had a constantly active penis.

He then got back to his usual activity of prancing about on my terrain shouting, "SHE'S LUCKY! ...SHE'S A STAR!". Only this time with an ostensibly constantly active penis.

Which was ostensibly as long as a marker. :\

Needless to say, I'd imagined Spider-Man's dick to be close to, if not equal to or greater than, the length of mine. Again, needless to say, I was thoroughly disappointed for Spider-Man had been my hero since forever. I had grown in and out of several underpants with patterns of this fictional character on them.

A marker.

I was stupefied.

I hate you so much.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I hate you so much.

:aware:

Oooh. Let's make this a game. Why don't you measure the amount you hate me in words and re-phrase that and spit it at me. <:

E.g. I hate you so much that I could take a piss in your ass crack.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

I shall go to sleep, now. Perhaps when I awake you'd have thought of something to say.

I'll be dreaming about the height of the bitterness your words will contain. <3

[.invisible ink.]

I hate you so much.

jealous much?

[Roboman]

jealous much?

Yeah, jealous of some toolbag who thinks there's something cool/special/funny/redeeming in making up complete bullshit stories and never making any sense, on purpose. Not to mention his attempts at using a more "sophisticated" vocabulary fail horribly. Actually, I could've just said: who would ever be jealous of someone that uses the word "pantaloons"?

And if you weren't actually accusing me of being jealous, I apologize.

[.invisible ink.]

Yeah, jealous of some toolbag who thinks there's something cool/special/funny/redeeming in making up complete bullshit stories and never making any sense, on purpose. Not to mention his attempts at using a more "sophisticated" vocabulary fail horribly. Actually, I could've just said: who would ever be jealous of someone that uses the word "pantaloons"?

And if you weren't actually accusing me of being jealous, I apologize.

hehehe, i was kidding sort of. i just don't really understand getting your pantaloons in a bunch over silliness on the internet.

http://www.ephemera-inc.com/images/products/4076.gif

[Roboman]

hehehe, i was kidding sort of. i just don't really understand getting your pantaloons in a bunch over silliness on the internet.

http://www.ephemera-inc.com/images/products/4076.gif

It's not like I'm actually getting super worked-up over this douchestick, it's just internet shit-talking. And I like calling people names.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Yeah, jealous of some toolbag who thinks there's something cool/special/funny/redeeming in making up complete bullshit stories and never making any sense, on purpose. Not to mention his attempts at using a more "sophisticated" vocabulary fail horribly. Actually, I could've just said: who would ever be jealous of someone that uses the word "pantaloons"?

My, my. :U

I'm here to waste my time and pump absurdity into threads. I'm here to make things more surreal. I'm here to relieve you of all the overused posts that contain the string "anal". I'm like minty chewing gum! Enjoy me before the administration turns into the Singapore police and bans me. (Which will happen soon enough, then you can make a celebration thread and spit hate-posts at me together.)

Also, you forgot to play the game. </3

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

And I like calling people names.

Me too! "Distempered ill-nurtured minimus" is my personal favourite.