i don't know what to do...

[beatin_hearts]

i got drunk over the weekend, and the beer goggles came on. well i had sex with a fat chick
my brother's friend told me you have to go through the pyramid
you start with fat chicks to get practice because they'll let you do anything with them. then you move up the pyramid until you finally get to the slimmer nice looking girls
well i already got past the fat chick stage a while back, so i wasn't desperate for anything. it's the damn beer goggles that made her seem so slim.
what should i do? deny it every time it's brought up and hopefully forget about it or just kill myself?

[allelish]

hahahahahaha you fucked a fatty.

You're probably best off killing yourself. Knowing fat people, she'll be mithering you for a relationship soon, stud.

[b e L I E v e]

exactly how big was she

are we talking like tubgirl fat or like Oprah fat?

[beatin_hearts]

let's just say she has more rolls on her body than i do on my dinner plate

[SonEric84]

hahaha....The pyramid? I have never fucking heard that before.

hahahahahaha you fucked a fatty.

You're probably best off killing yourself. Knowing fat people, she'll be mithering you for a relationship soon, stud.


hahahaha

[Andy]

Hahaha, Rescue Me

[SonEric84]

Hahaha, Rescue Me

I love that show. I guess I must have missed something? haha

[Katie Schmitz]

what's the problem here; you live you learn. Get over it, it's not the end of the world.

[brianthomas7]

who cares? admit to it...whats the big fucking deal? and anyone who talks like that with the pyramid and stuff has been watching too many "teen" movies and is a big dork

[pinkerton]

fat fucker.

[Anton Djamoos]

Personal Life threads have been very good today.

[b e L I E v e]

who cares? admit to it...whats the big fucking deal? and anyone who talks like that with the pyramid and stuff has been watching too many "teen" movies and is a big dork
coming from a person who gets an orgasm from shoving a finger up their ass...i dont think he will take that too bad

[A picasso blue]

hahahahahaha you fucked a fatty.

You're probably best off killing yourself. Knowing fat people, she'll be mithering you for a relationship soon, stud.yeah. haven't you ever read the children's book "If You Give A Fat Chick Head..." ? basically it ends up being just like the one where you give a mouse a cookie.

[b e L I E v e]

yeah. haven't you ever read the children's book "If You Give A Fat Chick Head..." ? basically it ends up being just like the one where you give a mouse a cookie.
hahahahahhaha

[beatin_hearts]

coming from a person who gets an orgasm from shoving a finger up their ass...i dont think he will take that too badhahahahaha true
and yes i am fat and a dork
i play halo, go to online forums to talk shit, post things from my personal life, and read comics. i also spend my days studying and beating off because i never get out of the house

[b e L I E v e]

hahahahaha true
and yes i am fat and a dork
i play halo, go to online forums to talk shit, post things from my personal life, and read comics. i also spend my days studying and beating off because i never get out of the house
well if you put it that way

[SC0926]

Personal Life threads have been very good today.
i concur hahaha

[randomgrrl2]

I think its time for a Family Guy quote: "Hey, fat chicks need love too."

[Darren McLeod]

"But they gotta pay!"

[randomgrrl2]

"But they gotta pay!"Its true.

[allelish]

If you're fat, then it doesn't matter. Fatty's stick together.

[b e L I E v e]

If you're fat, then it doesn't matter. Fatty's stick together.
literally

[Andy]

I love that show. I guess I must have missed something? haha
One of the guys ends up having sex with a fat chick and she's great in the sack.

[SonEric84]

One of the guys ends up having sex with a fat chick and she's great in the sack.


haha Oh, I did miss that. I kept forgetting to watch it but I solved that problem with my trusty DVR.

[pnkifymecaptain]

more cushin for the pushin!@

[Moatilliatta085]

wow, such a concept: the pyramind. I feel enlightened for some reason.

[Jra1]

well i started off great... fucked 2 really hot girls, standard slipped after that - reverse pyramid for me. gimem a few years and ill come back tell you my fatty-fucking experience

[I am all talk]

more cushin for the pushin!@
if you can't find a hole, stick it in a roll.

[pnkifymecaptain]

if you can't find a hole, stick it in a roll. haha nice one!!!!

[Crocodile Logic]

slap the fat and ride the wave.

[PunkDrums182]

hahahahahaha you fucked a fatty.

You're probably best off killing yourself. Knowing fat people, she'll be mithering you for a relationship soon, stud.
Yea dying is the best idea.