Ideas?

[trustmeimokay]

Well, in my geometry class, at the beginning of class everyday, a different kid does something to entertain the rest of us (jokes, games. etc.) and today it's my turn. So does anyone have any good ideas? Last time I did some Mitch Hedberg jokes and that was a real hit. Any other ideas?

[Andy]

Make out with the teacher

[punkrockcasual]

Things with poop are always funny.

[IAmNietzche]

drop trow, bend over, and tell your class if they can fit their cock in your ass without touching the sides.... they're gay

[sundaysetsashes]

thats a weird intro to your class. i dunno i went to catholic school my whole life, i dunno if thats something public school kids so or not but again thats weird....for a geometry class

[Crocodile Logic]

thats a weird intro to your class. i dunno i went to catholic school my whole life, i dunno if thats something public school kids so or not but again thats weird....for a geometry class
yeah. all public schools do that. we also sodomized a virgin everyday at lunch.

[elemenohpe]

tell dead baby jokes.

or bring lots of watermelons, a sledgehammer, and suspenders.

if you can't figure out what to do with those three things, give the class the watermelons, make a noose with the suspenders, put it around your neck, break a window with the hammer, tie the other end of the suspenders to the sledgehammer, sit on the floor by the window and throw that sledgehammer out.

[sundaysetsashes]

yeah. all public schools do that. we also sodomized a virgin everyday at lunch.

hahaha. i know public school is more lenient and relaxed but i didnt know that was acceptable

[elemenohpe]

hahaha. i know public school is more lenient and relaxed but i didnt know that was acceptable

...sometimes with the lunch.

[Crocodile Logic]

tell dead baby jokes.

or bring lots of watermelons, a sledgehammer, and suspenders.

if you can't figure out what to do with those three things, give the class the watermelons, make a noose with the suspenders, put it around your neck, break a window with the hammer, tie the other end of the suspenders to the sledgehammer, sit on the floor by the window and throw that sledgehammer out.
gallagher, eh?

...sometimes with the lunch.
hot lunch, that is. ;)

[SkaBum14]

Balance a broom on your hand for about 5 seconds.

[ghostyouare]

Make out with the teacher
hahahahahahahahahaha

Balance a broom on your hand for about 5 seconds.
that would entertain me and kyle and that's about it.

[ArTkY_]

tell dead baby jokes.

or bring lots of watermelons, a sledgehammer, and suspenders.

if you can't figure out what to do with those three things, give the class the watermelons, make a noose with the suspenders, put it around your neck, break a window with the hammer, tie the other end of the suspenders to the sledgehammer, sit on the floor by the window and throw that sledgehammer out.
haha, wtf???? hhahaha

[Spicoli hey bud]

see how many geometric equations you can fit into your teacher's vagina

[ArTkY_]

see how many geometric equations you can fit into your teacher's vagina
hahaha

[ghostyouare]

tell dead baby jokes.

or bring lots of watermelons, a sledgehammer, and suspenders.

if you can't figure out what to do with those three things, give the class the watermelons, make a noose with the suspenders, put it around your neck, break a window with the hammer, tie the other end of the suspenders to the sledgehammer, sit on the floor by the window and throw that sledgehammer out.
You guys ready to smash some fruit

[elemenohpe]

haha, wtf???? hhahaha

what? i'd be entertained.

[Crocodile Logic]

what? i'd be entertained.
i still don't know how that man built a career on smashing shit with a sledgehammer.

[ArTkY_]

what? i'd be entertained.
So would I.

Your avatar is awesome.