staid
02/11/09, 06:42 PM
By now Interpol was alerted. And Michael was finally tracked down eating burger in a cheap café. Michael begged the policemen to let him finish his burger before they handcuffed him, but as soon as the last bit went inside his mouth, he ran out the window beside which he was sitting and hopping onto a bike made off. Swerving at the curve, he chewed at the burger in slow motion, as the flabbergasted cops looked on.
Now Michael knew he was being hunted for everywhere, so the best option, he thought would be to hide in the thickest tropical forest in the world, the Amazon.
When Michael first entered the Amazon, he saw a large ugly bear in a hat (probably named CTMarshall) , tantalizingly doing a bamboo pole dance in a pink Pooh “Love me” underwear. Michael delivered such a fierce karate chop to his humongous ass that one half flew to Nigeria(where it was used as low-grade fuel) and the other was discovered frozen in Alaska. Next he saw a giraffe warming himself by a bonfire, with his legs crossed neatly before him, and a Cuban cigar in his mouth, whose billowing smoke made his face look bizarre. No wait, it was not the smoke, his face WAS bizarre. When Michael asked him how, he just replied, “the ravages of war”, but it was only too clear that he was using war as a lame excuse for his amazing ugliness. The giraffe went on, “I was in the English army”. Suddenly he realized he was in the Amazon and his lie would be caught so he said, “ of course, before I joined the South American army” and saying this he slowly took out a shiny black revolver from the inner pocket of his tuxedo and aimed it straight at Michael’s belly button. Just as Michael was about to shout for help, the giraffe said “ Don’t worry. Its ‘made in China’ so it probably doesn’t work”. And then he let out such a loud guffaw that he involuntarily farted. He was so embarrassed by this impolite gesture that he straightaway tried to divert Michael’s attention by doing the samba on his 5-inch heeled Chanel stilettos.CLICK, CLACK, CLICK. CLACK.CLICK.
To be continued soon.
Now Michael knew he was being hunted for everywhere, so the best option, he thought would be to hide in the thickest tropical forest in the world, the Amazon.
When Michael first entered the Amazon, he saw a large ugly bear in a hat (probably named CTMarshall) , tantalizingly doing a bamboo pole dance in a pink Pooh “Love me” underwear. Michael delivered such a fierce karate chop to his humongous ass that one half flew to Nigeria(where it was used as low-grade fuel) and the other was discovered frozen in Alaska. Next he saw a giraffe warming himself by a bonfire, with his legs crossed neatly before him, and a Cuban cigar in his mouth, whose billowing smoke made his face look bizarre. No wait, it was not the smoke, his face WAS bizarre. When Michael asked him how, he just replied, “the ravages of war”, but it was only too clear that he was using war as a lame excuse for his amazing ugliness. The giraffe went on, “I was in the English army”. Suddenly he realized he was in the Amazon and his lie would be caught so he said, “ of course, before I joined the South American army” and saying this he slowly took out a shiny black revolver from the inner pocket of his tuxedo and aimed it straight at Michael’s belly button. Just as Michael was about to shout for help, the giraffe said “ Don’t worry. Its ‘made in China’ so it probably doesn’t work”. And then he let out such a loud guffaw that he involuntarily farted. He was so embarrassed by this impolite gesture that he straightaway tried to divert Michael’s attention by doing the samba on his 5-inch heeled Chanel stilettos.CLICK, CLACK, CLICK. CLACK.CLICK.
To be continued soon.