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Andy
09/21/05, 04:27 AM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I HATE going to the dentist. He better have some fucking potent tranq.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 04:28 AM
who says you're going to need surgery? but still, i'm sorry. i hate it when they make you do that flouride mouthwash... the nasty flavors make me puke every time!
Andy
09/21/05, 04:30 AM
I always need drilling. No matter how much I brush etc. I think it's a conspiracy.
actionandaction
09/21/05, 04:30 AM
I hate the dentist as well.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 04:30 AM
I always need drilling. No matter how much I brush etc. I think it's a conspiracy.ouch
infamous_alias
09/21/05, 05:15 AM
My dentist has TITS! It sucks, 'cause when she's cleaning my teeth, she moreorless just bends over you know. And I don't want it to be obvious that I'm checking her out, so I kind of have to focus on her with peripheral vision. It's awkward, but good lord is she hott.......
Doubleya2002
09/21/05, 05:18 AM
My mom is a dentist.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 05:20 AM
My dentist has TITS! It sucks, 'cause when she's cleaning my teeth, she moreorless just bends over you know. And I don't want it to be obvious that I'm checking her out, so I kind of have to focus on her with peripheral vision. It's awkward, but good lord is she hott.......i hate you... my doctor looks like conan o'brien. so every time i get a physical. i can't watch late night with conan o'brien for weeks! cuz every time i do, i just picture him clutching my balls, saying "turn your head and cough"

My mom is a dentist.so at least you've SUCKED on your dentist's tits...
Doubleya2002
09/21/05, 05:22 AM
so at least you've SUCKED on your dentist's tits...
Yeah, way back when.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 05:23 AM
Yeah, way back when.i envy you. i wish there was a dentist i knew who's tits i'd suck. is your mom available?
Katie Schmitz
09/21/05, 05:28 AM
i went to the dentist on monday and I was afraid of what he was going to say; but lucky me, NO CAVITIES!!

good luck though, I feel for you.
Doubleya2002
09/21/05, 05:29 AM
i envy you. i wish there was a dentist i knew who's tits i'd suck. is your mom available?
Yeah, if you've got $50.
Andy
09/21/05, 05:31 AM
i went to the dentist on monday and I was afraid of what he was going to say; but lucky me, NO CAVITIES!!

good luck though, I feel for you.
If that happens to me Im going to kiss him. Seriously.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 05:35 AM
Yeah, if you've got $50.pimping your mom for $50 bucks, you must REALLY be strapped for cash... or just really hate your mom.
Doubleya2002
09/21/05, 05:43 AM
pimping your mom for $50 bucks, you must REALLY be strapped for cash... or just really hate your mom.
No I was just joking, but you'd be paying her the $50 anyways.
morte
09/21/05, 05:51 AM
I always need drilling. No matter how much I brush etc. I think it's a conspiracy.The same happens to me!! And my dad is a dentist... :shake:
Andy
09/21/05, 05:53 AM
Haha, shame.

Im gonna try some roleplay today. The dentist is a North Korean torture guy and Im an undercover agent caught behind enemy lines.

Must. Not. Squeal.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 05:58 AM
Haha, shame.

Im gonna try some roleplay today. The dentist is a North Korean torture guy and Im an undercover agent caught behind enemy lines.

Must. Not. Squeal.
hawt.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 06:05 AM
Haha, shame.

Im gonna try some roleplay today. The dentist is a North Korean torture guy and Im an undercover agent caught behind enemy lines.

Must. Not. Squeal.wow, that might arouse some people around here. namely, the girlpants crowd
morte
09/21/05, 06:07 AM
Haha, shame.

Im gonna try some roleplay today. The dentist is a North Korean torture guy and Im an undercover agent caught behind enemy lines.

Must. Not. Squeal.In theaters summer 2006.
Andy
09/21/05, 06:09 AM
The dentis only has 30min at his disposal today tho, so either he goes "Fuck it" and just starts drilling shit, or I'll have to come back.

Don't really know which one I would prefer...
SkaBum14
09/21/05, 06:09 AM
The dentist will probably put you under and then molest you.
Brandon Allin
09/21/05, 06:10 AM
My dentist has TITS! It sucks, 'cause when she's cleaning my teeth, she moreorless just bends over you know. And I don't want it to be obvious that I'm checking her out, so I kind of have to focus on her with peripheral vision. It's awkward, but good lord is she hott.......
...and you don't spend more time at the dentist, why?


Haha, i'm just playing with you, man.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 06:10 AM
The dentist will probably put you under and then molest you.HA
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 06:10 AM
The dentist will probably put you under and then molest you.
that'd be the ideal scenario.
SkaBum14
09/21/05, 06:10 AM
Haha, shame.

Im gonna try some roleplay today. The dentist is a North Korean torture guy and Im an undercover agent caught behind enemy lines.

Must. Not. Squeal.

I was awake the whole time my wisdom teeth were removed and I just had novocaine. Afterwards, the oral surgeon told me I'd make a great P.O.W. Good to know.
Andy
09/21/05, 06:11 AM
that'd be the ideal scenario.
Ya. Atleast I'd be out
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 06:11 AM
Ya. Atleast I'd be out
word. and then you could have nightmares about it as your subconscience tries to deal with what happened. wow, i'm getting hot just thinking about it.
LiLxb0yxbLuE
09/21/05, 06:12 AM
Ya. Atleast I'd be out:shiver ...ew, but just KNOWING after the fact would be enough to make me puke.
IcedOpethBlind
09/21/05, 06:49 AM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I HATE going to the dentist. He better have some fucking potent tranq.

last time i went to the dentist to have something done was when i got all 4 wisdom teeth pulled. WHAT A BITCH!!