View Full Version : The name is Bond...Covalent Bond...
cloudscollide
09/21/05, 06:24 PM
I am hydrogen...and you're oxygen! we should get together and go out to dinner!!
when 4ever ends
09/21/05, 06:25 PM
right
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 06:25 PM
what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
i didn't finish eating the apple.
and im a peptide bond, so get the fuck out
and im a peptide bond, so get the fuck out
he speaks the truth. and this peptide bond is nothing to fuck with.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 07:01 PM
fuck, i'm just a hydrogen bond, that sucks.
fuck, i'm just a hydrogen bond, that sucks.
it's okay, i am too. together, we're something good. right?
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 07:05 PM
it's okay, i am too. together, we're something good. right?
yeah i suppose, but on our own we're weak.
YearsGoneBy
09/21/05, 07:06 PM
i watched this video in chem last year about the adventures of bond....atom bond
you know, i actually chuckled a little at the title, but it really let me down when i saw what else they wrote.
Tony Pascarella
09/21/05, 07:10 PM
I'd like a martini...shaken, not bonded.
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:20 PM
What do you do to a sick chemist?
Helium
What do you do to a dead chemist?
Barium
What do you do to a chemist on the run from the law?
Cesium
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 07:38 PM
what do you do to a chemist walking down the street?
strontium.
yeah, i just made that up its not a real joke at all.
just wanted to see if anyone would say anything.
Carlo Marx
09/21/05, 07:45 PM
what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
i don't cum all over an apple before i take a bite.
POOR TASTE!
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:46 PM
i don't cum all over an apple before i take a bite.
POOR TASTE!
pun intended?
Carlo Marx
09/21/05, 07:47 PM
pun intended?
;)
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 07:50 PM
somone told a joke a while ago that went ...a netron walks into a bar and the bartender says for you , no charge, and that helped me on a biology test
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:51 PM
what did one atom say to the other?
i just lost an electron.
are you sure?
i'm positive.
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:52 PM
I've lost an electron
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
what did one atom say to the other?
i just lost an electron.
are you sure?
i'm positive.
jinx. personal jinx. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. You owe me a coke.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:52 PM
I've lost an electron
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
haha beat you again.
I've lost an electron
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
jinx. personal jinx. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. You owe me a coke.
dammit.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 07:54 PM
haha beat you again.
dammit.
now you cant talk like forever or something like that..
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:55 PM
now you cant talk like forever or something like that..
something like that...
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:55 PM
now you cant talk like forever or something like that..
not until I say his name three times.
something like that...
cheater!
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:56 PM
not until I say his name three times.
if you check the times on the posts, you'll see that mine was a solid minute before yours, therefore yielding your attempted jinx worthless. how d'ya like them apples?
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:57 PM
if you check the times on the posts, you'll see that mine was a solid minute before yours, therefore yielding your attempted jinx worthless. how d'ya like them apples?
They were both 7:51. Then I posted again causing it to be 7:52. Same question returned to you, no-talky.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 07:57 PM
Oh Snap!!
if you check the times on the posts, you'll see that mine was a solid minute before yours, therefore yielding your attempted jinx worthless. how d'ya like them apples?
with cum, please.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 07:58 PM
now its 5 times
They were both 7:51. Then I posted again causing it to be 7:52. Same question returned to you, no-talky.
still with cum.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:58 PM
They were both 7:51. Then I posted again causing it to be 7:52. Same question returned to you, no-talky.
you're bullshit.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 07:59 PM
you're bullshit.
i'm with him on this one bud.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 07:59 PM
still with cum.
*splooge*
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 07:59 PM
you're bullshit.
actually I'm not. 8-)
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:01 PM
i'm with him on this one bud.
eat shit. :)
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:01 PM
i checked it and crocodile logic is right
he got ya by a minute
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:01 PM
actually I'm not. 8-)
say word.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:01 PM
eat shit. :)
go philosophize with a crocodile.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:01 PM
i checked it and crocodile logic is right
he got ya by a minute
brandnewtbs called it. it's official.
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:02 PM
i checked it and crocodile logic is right
he got ya by a minute
that's because I posted twice in that one post.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:02 PM
go philosophize with a crocodile.
heyooo.
that's because I posted twice in that one post.
yeah right
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:03 PM
brandnewtbs called it. it's official.
i called it the other way.
and i called it first.
its official.
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:03 PM
i love boys.
that explains it.
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:03 PM
i hate science jokess.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:04 PM
that's because I posted twice in that one post.
ohh...well i'm still siding whit the croc...he posts amazing pictures of girls
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:04 PM
i hate science jokess.
But you'll love that My Former Self is going on 4th because they have to leave early.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:05 PM
that explains it.
true story.
i hate science jokess.
and science jokes hate you.
thanks, buddy.
:thumbsup:
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:05 PM
i hate science jokess.
i hate your mom.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:05 PM
ohh...well i'm still siding whit the croc...he posts amazing pictures of girls
:headspin:
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:05 PM
what up whit all this white posting...it's annoying
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:06 PM
what up whit all this white posting...it's annoying
racist.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:06 PM
i hate your mom.
ohhhhohoh man
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:06 PM
But you'll love that My Former Self is going on 4th because they have to leave early.
i don't think i can go anymore. i dont have a ride and no one wants to go.
and science jokes hate you.
we had a bad break up.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:06 PM
ohhhhohoh man
thats what she said last night.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:06 PM
racist.
tee hee
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:07 PM
i don't think i can go anymore. i dont have a ride and no one wants to go.
we had a bad break up.
:kills self:
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:07 PM
how do you even post like that
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:07 PM
we had a bad break up.
fair enough.
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:08 PM
i hate your mom.
shes tiny and asian. thats sad.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:08 PM
how do you even post like that
quote it to find out.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:08 PM
how do you even post like that
don't do it, it annoys me.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:08 PM
shes tiny and asian. thats sad.
racist
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:09 PM
:kills self:
yeah, i know, i friggan suck. but you're going to the matches show, right?
apoemtothedead
09/21/05, 08:09 PM
yeah, i know, i friggan suck. but you're going to the matches show, right?
nope. friggen xSAT'Sx the next day.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:10 PM
don't do it, it annoys me.
this annoys you?
like this?
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:10 PM
badass (sorry shiteater)
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:11 PM
this annoys you?
like this?
yup.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:11 PM
this annoys you?
like this?
haha
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:11 PM
badass (sorry shiteater)
no need to call anyone a shiteater. we're all friends here.
Tristan Needler
09/21/05, 08:11 PM
badass (sorry shiteater)
you butt face.
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:11 PM
yup.
oh ok. my bad
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:12 PM
nope. friggen xSAT'Sx the next day.
i'm taking that psats thing in two weeks.
grosss. anyway, i think they're playing two shows before imusicast ends. one is in november, i think, or late october. i'll look it up.
i need to finish my homework and AP is not helping.
okay.
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:13 PM
the new hellogoodby bsides i got are godly, as is the new nightmare of you
Crocodile Logic
09/21/05, 08:13 PM
i need to finish my homework and AP is not helping.
okay.
word. i gotta get to sleep soon.
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:14 PM
the new hellogoodby bsides i got are godly, as is the new nightmare of you
which ones are the hgb?
brandnewtbs23
09/21/05, 08:15 PM
i have welcome to my record, all time low, i saw it on your keyboard, and if you wanna i might
swirlofhues
09/21/05, 08:17 PM
ooh okay. just wanted to check if it wasn't something i haven't heard yet.
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