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Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:22 PM

Dude last night I drank like 67 shots and threw up all on this girl I Was nailing.
haha you wouldnt believe... but some kids actually try to say they can drink that much. :shake:

it is always the kids that cant drink that much that say these statements.

marrost

09/21/05, 11:23 PM

haha you wouldnt believe... but some kids actually try to say they can drink that much. :shake:

it is always the kids that cant drink that much that say these statements.
True, but everyone has a friend that can outdrink everyone else and never puke.

Shit give me 10 shots and I'm diving head first into nasty muff.

FstFtsVsFences

09/21/05, 11:24 PM

haha you wouldnt believe... but some kids actually try to say they can drink that much. :shake:

it is always the kids that cant drink that much that say these statements.
Hahaha thank you for saying that. I've got a friend that goes to Chico State and he's totally like that. "Dude over the weekend I drank like 30 beers and then did 10 shots, past out then woke up and hit a few beer bongs and woke up at some place I didn't recognize." Then whenever I've drank with him, he has like a couple beers and a few shots and he's hammered and throwing up. Funny shit.

Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:26 PM

True, but everyone has a friend that can outdrink everyone else and never puke.

Shit give me 10 shots and I'm diving head first into nasty muff.
haha.. i drink beers. i have been drinking pabst blue ribbon every day since ive been out here and i love that beer. i drank quite about six tonight and did two whip its.. i feel great. i only puke when i mix liquor, beer, and weed.. if you puke off of beer, you're a fa.ggot and deserve to be stomped.. sorry.

Hahaha thank you for saying that. I've got a friend that goes to Chico State and he's totally like that. "Dude over the weekend I drank like 30 beers and then did 10 shots, past out then woke up and hit a few beer bongs and woke up at some place I didn't recognize." Then whenever I've drank with him, he has like a couple beers and a few shots and he's hammered and throwing up. Funny shit.
haha.....
yeah...fucking...right

I don't know why kids say that shit?? It's crazy, but oh well.

ghostyouare

09/21/05, 11:26 PM

my record is around 23 shots, Paul and Louise witnessed it. I also drank about 7/8 of a 750ml bottle of that Smirnoff Strawberry vodka both were great days :)

Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:26 PM

I have a few friends like that as well.. we call em "rookie ass dicks" haha.

marrost

09/21/05, 11:27 PM

haha.. i drink beers. i have been drinking pabst blue ribbon every day since ive been out here and i love that beer. i drank quite about six tonight and did two whip its.. i feel great. i only puke when i mix liquor, beer, and weed.. if you puke off of beer, you're a fa.ggot and deserve to be stomped.. sorry.

haha.....
yeah...fucking...right

I don't know why kids say that shit?? It's crazy, but oh well.
If you like Pabst Blue Ribbon, you need to see the movie Blue Velvet if you haven't already. Smoke and watch this film, you'll thank me.

Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:28 PM

but.. with the beer statement said.. i'll take shots but not as much as i used to... i just love a cold beer. especially pabst.. that shit is good..

i hate vodka and tequilla. gewwwww i hate that shit.. i can handle everclear but it has to be mixed.. strongly.

If you like Pabst Blue Ribbon, you need to see the movie Blue Velvet if you haven't already. Smoke and watch this film, you'll thank me.
haha i will check it out.. we have our wall decorated with pabst blue ribbon cases.. it's amazing looking haha. it's funny as shit to get drunk and yell out chicago bums.

FstFtsVsFences

09/21/05, 11:30 PM

marrost

09/21/05, 11:32 PM

My stomach doesn't hold beer too well since I never really burp. Shit just builds up right away. I've was raised on shitty vodka. It's cheap and quick. Old habits die hard.

My roommate last year was 400 pounds and chugged a half a liter of Jack, then chugged the other half a minute later.

FstFtsVsFences

09/21/05, 11:33 PM

My roommate last year was 400 pounds and chugged a half a liter of Jack, then chugged the other half a minute later.
That's fucking intense.

Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:34 PM

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I can drink a lot if it's a personal goal. I'm kinda a big guy so that helps, but one time my friend and I split a 5th of rum and didn't even feel buzzed. That was fuckin weird. He's a lightweight too and he was straight after that as well and we were just confused.

The most I've done in a night was 16 double shots of bacardi o with no chaser. That wasn't fun.
no i know dude.. im not that big.. about 175 and i can drink a pretty good amount. about 12 beers and a few shots and im set to go.. no puking.

i just cannot stand obnoxious douche bags that seriously mess up typing on purpose.. let everyone know they are drunk.. and do other stupid shit like that. that's just fucking rookie ass shit.

we only used to drink vodka.. but ive just grown a hatred for it. i try to keep it to beers only.

FstFtsVsFences

09/21/05, 11:36 PM

no i know dude.. im not that big.. about 175 and i can drink a pretty good amount. about 12 beers and a few shots and im set to go.. no puking.

i just cannot stand obnoxious douche bags that seriously mess up typing on purpose.. let everyone know they are drunk.. and do other stupid shit like that. that's just fucking rookie ass shit.

we only used to drink vodka.. but ive just grown a hatred for it. i try to keep it to beers only.
Lol yeah dude. All that "OmGgsa i'm mm soaooOoo Wasted!!!!" That's bullshit. I can type fine when I'm hammered. It's not like you're flailing around going into convulsions while you're sittin there at a keyboard. It's just fucking alcohol, haha.

marrost

09/21/05, 11:38 PM

It's just funny how kids think they're bad ass posting drunk. I call that a waste of alcohol. You'll find me drunk here pretty rarely.

Pat Marquez

09/21/05, 11:45 PM

It's just funny how kids think they're bad ass posting drunk. I call that a waste of alcohol. You'll find me drunk here pretty rarely.
haha, exactly.. i never type like that when im drunk... wait........

when i'm drunk you will never find me near a computer :shake:

haha..... tylers new post is so much more fitting.

marrost

09/21/05, 11:46 PM

haha, exactly.. i never type like that when im drunk... wait........

when i'm drunk you will never find me near a computer :shake:

haha..... tylers new post is so much more fitting.
Unless I'm coppin wops on my computer chair. In that case it would be thread city. I think I'm going to accomplish that for all you guys by the end of next week. Start a trend of worthwhile drunk posting.

ghostyouare

09/21/05, 11:48 PM

helol imaa ro0ki dranker imss0 drnk!!1bbq?

FstFtsVsFences

09/21/05, 11:51 PM

haha..... tylers new post is so much more fitting.
Oh man you're good. You sly dog you.

marrost

09/21/05, 11:51 PM

Hahaha

workinclasshero

09/22/05, 12:00 AM

haha the same thing i was thinking.. rookie ass dicks.
fuck you byatch. you just wish you were cool enough to be on the same level. quit hating pud.

Dude last night I drank like 67 shots and threw up all on this girl I Was nailing.
haha, nice lie you fucking tard.

FstFtsVsFences

09/22/05, 12:05 AM

fuck you byatch. you just wish you were cool enough to be on the same level. quit hating pud.

haha, nice lie you fucking tard.
Dude he wasn't lying. I was that girl he was railing.

ghostyouare

09/22/05, 12:07 AM

haha, nice lie you fucking tard.Wow right over your head... 67 shots would kill a man that weighs 155.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 12:40 AM

haha...... tards make that mistake.

FstFtsVsFences

09/22/05, 12:41 AM

Wow right over your head... 67 shots would kill a man that weighs 155.
Yeah if UR a fucking r00kie mannnnn.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 12:51 AM

Yeah if UR a fucking r00kie mannnnn.
haha fUUk rookz.

ima 2 yeer startaer.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:06 AM

Wow right over your head... 67 shots would kill a man that weighs 155.
Yeah we were drunk as fuck. You say you've been drunk, so I'm sure you know what that's like...? Haha, you guys are fucking tools. I think it's dumb when people get drunk and type at AP, and this was the first time I did it. Yeah I feel like a retard, but, I started drinking early and got drunk fast, came to my place to pass out and for no reason at all got on AP. Pat, I'm a rookie? You're drunk off 12 beers? Haha. Quit being such a hardass and holding yourself in such a high position. And Trevor, I like you, but don't try giving me shit. I don't know when you have time to get drunk, you're on this site every night. And Morgan, maybe you can type fine when you're drunk, cause you don't drink enough. Jesus, you people make me sick.

no i know dude.. im not that big.. about 175 and i can drink a pretty good amount. about 12 beers and a few shots and im set to go.. no puking.

i just cannot stand obnoxious douche bags that seriously mess up typing on purpose.. let everyone know they are drunk.. and do other stupid shit like that. that's just fucking rookie ass shit.

we only used to drink vodka.. but ive just grown a hatred for it. i try to keep it to beers only.
Haha, you're such an idiot. Have you never been really drunk before?

workinclasshero

09/22/05, 11:09 AM

Wow right over your head... 67 shots would kill a man that weighs 155.
exactly

Lueda Alia

09/22/05, 11:18 AM

Oh dear. I think I may have to close this thread.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:27 AM

Yeah we were drunk as fuck. You say you've been drunk, so I'm sure you know what that's like...? Haha, you guys are fucking tools. I think it's dumb when people get drunk and type at AP, and this was the first time I did it. Yeah I feel like a retard, but, I started drinking early and got drunk fast, came to my place to pass out and for no reason at all got on AP. Pat, I'm a rookie? You're drunk off 12 beers? Haha. Quit being such a hardass and holding yourself in such a high position. And Trevor, I like you, but don't try giving me shit. I don't know when you have time to get drunk, you're on this site every night. And Morgan, maybe you can type fine when you're drunk, cause you don't drink enough. Jesus, you people make me sick.

Haha, you're such an idiot. Have you never been really drunk before?
dude sweet you came to a forum and posted wasted, sweet. it was like 12 at night too, haha. roooooookie

exactly
he was joking... thats why it was right over your head.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:30 AM

dude sweet you came to a forum and posted wasted, sweet. it was like 12 at night too, haha. roooooookie

he was joking... thats why it was right over your head.
Haha, Pat, you obviously have never starting drinking really early and drank alot really fast. It's alright, bud. And maybe you've never gotten drunk to the point where you don't know what you're really doing...? I'm not sure.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:31 AM

Haha, Pat, you obviously have never starting drinking really early and drank alot really fast. It's alright, bud. And maybe you've never gotten drunk to the point where you don't know what you're really doing...? I'm not sure.
haha tyler..... come on man. stop trying to one up me when you have no clue what you're talking about.

you're the only joke around here.

When I'm drunk dude... you will never ever find me near a computer. trust me.

yeknom

09/22/05, 11:31 AM

i wish i was a lightweight, i would save so much money.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:32 AM

don't get all defensive dude... but i can't take you to serious if you are going to come into a forum and post about how your wasted. that's stupid

workinclasshero

09/22/05, 11:33 AM

dude sweet you came to a forum and posted wasted, sweet. it was like 12 at night too, haha. roooooookie

he was joking... thats why it was right over your head.
I was drunk and my brain was not functioning. Is it that big of a deal that you have to quote me and make that response just to be a prick?

Adeniz19

09/22/05, 11:33 AM

Yeah we were drunk as fuck. You say you've been drunk, so I'm sure you know what that's like...? Haha, you guys are fucking tools. I think it's dumb when people get drunk and type at AP, and this was the first time I did it. Yeah I feel like a retard, but, I started drinking early and got drunk fast, came to my place to pass out and for no reason at all got on AP. Pat, I'm a rookie? You're drunk off 12 beers? Haha. Quit being such a hardass and holding yourself in such a high position. And Trevor, I like you, but don't try giving me shit. I don't know when you have time to get drunk, you're on this site every night. And Morgan, maybe you can type fine when you're drunk, cause you don't drink enough. Jesus, you people make me sick.

Haha, you're such an idiot. Have you never been really drunk before?12 beers is alot for alot of people. im fucking gone at like 9 but i dont drink every weekend either haha.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:35 AM

don't get all defensive dude... but i can't take you to serious if you are going to come into a forum and post about how your wasted. that's stupid
But you don't understand... I think it's dumb posting wasted too. But I was rocked, came to my place to pass out, I've got a ticket now that I don't have enough money to pay, I didn't want to get in anymore trouble by passing out in the grass or something, so I went into my place, and posted drunk. I was drunk, do you understand that? When you're drunk do you know what you're doing? I'll get defensive as long as you act like you're the drinking God.

aminorthreat55

09/22/05, 11:35 AM

I love you Tyler.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:35 AM

12 beers is alot for alot of people. im fucking gone at like 9 but i dont drink every weekend either haha.
na i think it'd be a good time to drink with tyler. i'd like to see how much the kid can handle. we can all talk shit on the internet.. but in real life it's a different story. i'll out drink him.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:36 AM

12 beers is alot for alot of people. im fucking gone at like 9 but i dont drink every weekend either haha.
My point was he thinks he is a badass, and for someone like me and him, that drink alot, 12 is not alot at all.

na i think it'd be a good time to drink with tyler. i'd like to see how much the kid can handle. we can all talk shit on the internet.. but in real life it's a different story. i'll out drink him.
Haha, I would enjoy drinking with you, you've got some good stories, and maybe you could out drink me, but I would rock your face if you stepped and talked shit like you do on here.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:37 AM

But you don't understand... I think it's dumb posting wasted too. But I was rocked, came to my place to pass out, I've got a ticket now that I don't have enough money to pay, I didn't want to get in anymore trouble by passing out in the grass or something, so I went into my place, and posted drunk. I was drunk, do you understand that? When you're drunk do you know what you're doing? I'll get defensive as long as you act like you're the drinking God.
trust me im no drinking god.. if you ever met my friends you would look at them and wonder how they are going to have kids the way they drink. they dont stop. no offense to bryan coz hes a good guy but when he would come in here and not even get a real sentence out.. that's ridiculous.. and the same with that girl.. no types like that .. and if they do.. i find it hard to believe they are going to make it to a computer.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:37 AM

I love you Tyler.
I love you too, Petey.

yeknom

09/22/05, 11:38 AM

who cares. im the fucking drinking GOD. ok?

workinclasshero

09/22/05, 11:38 AM

na i think it'd be a good time to drink with tyler. i'd like to see how much the kid can handle. we can all talk shit on the internet.. but in real life it's a different story. i'll out drink him.
And I could almost guarantee that I could give you a run for your money, if not beat you, in a drinking contest. But I guess there is really no way to prove that.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:38 AM

My point was he thinks he is a badass, and for someone like me and him, that drink alot, 12 is not alot at all.

Haha, I would enjoy drinking with you, you've got some good stories, and maybe you could out drink me, but I would rock your face if you stepped and talked shit like you do on here.
haha :shake: alright man.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:38 AM

trust me im no drinking god.. if you ever met my friends you would look at them and wonder how they are going to have kids the way they drink. they dont stop. no offense to bryan coz hes a good guy but when he would come in here and not even get a real sentence out.. that's ridiculous.. and the same with that girl.. no types like that .. and if they do.. i find it hard to believe they are going to make it to a computer.
Haha, dude I totally understand. And like I said, I feel like a retard now that it happened. I don't really remember it, so I can't feel too bad about it. But whatever, its over now.

Adeniz19

09/22/05, 11:39 AM

we need to have like one big AP party. make it happen pat

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:40 AM

And I could almost guarantee that I could give you a run for your money, if not beat you, in a drinking contest. But I guess there is really no way to prove that.
one day man, one day.

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:40 AM

And I could almost guarantee that I could give you a run for your money, if not beat you, in a drinking contest. But I guess there is really no way to prove that.
Do you remember doing the drunken retard walk last night? Or trying to push those guys' bikes over?

we need to have like one big AP party. make it happen pat
That would be sweet.

yeknom

09/22/05, 11:41 AM

id go if it were in chicago. well, no i wouldn't because some of you people are probably going to rape ther rest of us if i show up at a AP.net party

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:43 AM

who cares. im the fucking drinking GOD. ok?
no its me.

id go if it were in chicago. well, no i wouldn't because some of you people are probably going to rape ther rest of us if i show up at a AP.net party
im not rapist and i live in chicago.. where is rockton? is that considered suburbs? i have a sweet two floor apartment. if you want to see a kid that can drink like a champ it's my roomate. he can pound beers like no tomorrow.

...and i wouldn't let any rapists over.. or hipsters/scenesters... i already got stuck at one of those partys and all i could think about was stabbing people.

SkaBum14

09/22/05, 11:45 AM

I've been drunk twice. I'll drink all of you under the table!

Tyler Revolution

09/22/05, 11:48 AM

Pat what school do you go to?

I've been drunk twice. I'll drink all of you under the table!
You're an alcoholic.

SkaBum14

09/22/05, 11:49 AM

You're an alcoholic.

I know. They're trying to take my kids away from me!

yeknom

09/22/05, 11:49 AM

im not rapist and i live in chicago.. where is rockton? is that considered suburbs? i have a sweet two floor apartment. if you want to see a kid that can drink like a champ it's my roomate. he can pound beers like no tomorrow.

...and i wouldn't let any rapists over.. or hipsters/scenesters... i already got stuck at one of those partys and all i could think about was stabbing people.

Good, i would come under those conidtions... Rockton is more of a suburb of Rockford, I'm about 1.5 hours from chicago, but im there a lot. My town sucks, it has 1 cop for like every 3 citizens.

Pat Marquez

09/22/05, 11:52 AM

Good, i would come under those conidtions... Rockton is more of a suburb of Rockford, I'm about 1.5 hours from chicago, but im there a lot. My town sucks, it has 1 cop for like every 3 citizens.
dude there is a lot of cops around here.. but i hear they dont care about little things.. i dono though.

tyler.. i dont go to school yet... eventually i'll go to columbia which is an art school right here in chicago. i already got in.. everyone does.. but it's just a really really long story as to why im not going.. yet.. so my parents sent me out here anyways and i just work and pay rent.. the three kids that i live with all go to columbia.. my one friend from back home is a crazy italian that drinks all the time and the other two will drink every weekend.. and im somewhere in between.

www.colum.edu .. where are you going now?