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penis pump under his robe while presiding over two murder trials and a civil trial in 2003. (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/09/20/national/a153835D50.DTL&type=printable)
Tristan Needler
09/22/05, 07:32 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
without even reading the article, thats one of the best ones yet.
okay, you have to post the update on this after its over.
YoungNastyMan
09/22/05, 07:40 AM
You can't masterbate with a penis pump!
Not that I've tried or anything
dead&broken
09/22/05, 07:42 AM
All Rise
Crocodile Logic
09/22/05, 07:47 AM
All Rise
oh snap.
ZING! Count it!
I love that it's called "Jurors Will See Judge's Alleged Sex Toy", as if it's like a museum or something
Doubleya2002
09/22/05, 08:55 AM
You always post the best headlines. I love it.
failurbydesign
09/22/05, 08:55 AM
Jesus Christ
Drew Beringer
09/22/05, 09:10 AM
Hahahahahah
chaoticXpunk
09/22/05, 09:25 AM
Wow.
Tristan Needler
09/22/05, 09:31 AM
Wow.
whats your avatar? its fairly scary.
chaoticXpunk
09/22/05, 09:32 AM
whats your avatar? its fairly scary.
It's part of the artwork from the booklet in the new Coheed CD.
Tristan Needler
09/22/05, 09:36 AM
It's part of the artwork from the booklet in the new Coheed CD.
oh sweet, i still need to get that.
chaoticXpunk
09/22/05, 09:36 AM
oh sweet, i still need to get that.
It's definitely worth it.
ActorInThisPlay
09/22/05, 10:57 AM
haha wow...and yes the new Coheed is definitely worth it.
Trainsaw
09/22/05, 11:03 AM
this was recently published in a stuff magazine article
Tony Pascarella
09/22/05, 02:14 PM
"Tuesday's hearing offered a glimpse at the lurid details jurors can expect to consider and even see if the judge decides prosecutors can admit a photo they say will be used by a witness to identify Thompson's penis."
What? If no one saw him jacking off, why would identifying his penis do a damn thing?
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