Ok so kind of personal. but need unbiased help.

[Keri_Alysa]

Im 16. most my friends have cashed in their vs idk im thinking about it but i cant decide. theres this guy and we talk about this stuff all the time and like im prolly even getting a sexy outfit for my birthday from him. its a really serious thing to me. i really want it to be special. its weird cuz like im kind of nervous but yet im kind of excited. ive had offers befre but i wasnt ready. i feel im ready but the thing im really worried about is getting pregnant. any thoughts help me clear up the confusion?

[robat19]

I DO IT BETTER.

x

[MarsEatWorld]

just make babies!

[robat19]

ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE VIRGINS!

x

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah cool kids.. YEAHHHh.

[Keri_Alysa]

anyone with serious advice?

[JJJ]

Take it in the ass, you can't get pregnant

[robat19]

yeah cool kids.. YEAHHHh.

AM I NOT COOL?

[spansen]

you're 15. not 16. liar.

[MarsEatWorld]

Take it in the ass, you can't get pregnant
ftw.

[MarsEatWorld]

AM I NOT COOL?
yes, yes you are

[JJJ]

ftw.

this is why you're the beez neez,

[Keri_Alysa]

you're 15. not 16. liar.
i turn 16 in a couple days so why say 15?

[MarsEatWorld]

i turn 16 in a couple days so why say 15?
because you are 15...not 16

[robat19]

this is wrong

[Keri_Alysa]

because you are 15...not 16
it really doesnt matter anyways. i would like to get some actual advice someone please.

[MarsEatWorld]

it really doesnt matter anyways. i would like to get some actual advice someone please.
you already lied once..what makes you think we'll believe you when you say you are super cereal? hmm? yeah no.

[Keri_Alysa]

this is wrong
what do you mean?

[anamericangod]

Cashed in their vs? What the shit?

[Keri_Alysa]

you already lied once..what makes you think we'll believe you when you say you are super cereal? hmm? yeah no.
super cereal? areyou kidding me? i started this to get advice not griped at because i pt 16 when im atill15 for A FEW MORE DAYS.

[robat19]

SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE!

x

[MarsEatWorld]

Cashed in their vs? What the shit?
The only thing I've ever cashed in was my paycheck.

[robat19]

The only thing I've ever cashed in was my paycheck.

Direct deposit for me!

[MarsEatWorld]

super cereal? areyou kidding me? i started this to get advice not griped at because i pt 16 when im atill15 for A FEW MORE DAYS.
pt 16 when im atill 15

what does that mean?
sounds like my spanish homework.

[Keri_Alysa]

pt 16 when im atill 15

what does that mean?
sounds like my spanish homework.
put 16 when im still 15* what to dumb to spot a typo?

[MarsEatWorld]

put 16 when im still 15* what to dumb to spot a typo?
way too dumb to type right?

[anthonydarko]

Im 16. most my friends have cashed in their vs idk im thinking about it but i cant decide. theres this guy and we talk about this stuff all the time and like im prolly even getting a sexy outfit for my birthday from him. its a really serious thing to me. i really want it to be special. its weird cuz like im kind of nervous but yet im kind of excited. ive had offers befre but i wasnt ready. i feel im ready but the thing im really worried about is getting pregnant. any thoughts help me clear up the confusion?
You want some advice? Here's some advice, wait till you're 100% sure you're willing to do that. For real, if you're worried about getting pregnant, then don't do it. Plain and simple.

[Keri_Alysa]

way too dumb to type right?
my keys stick got a problem with it? well go screw yourself and get over it. i started this thread t get advice on a problem not to listen to you crap.

[MarsEatWorld]

my keys stick got a problem with it? well go screw yourself and get over it. i started this thread t get advice on a problem not to listen to you crap.
I don't believe I'm talking so I have no idea how you could be listening to me...or my crap.

[robat19]

will you guys stop bitching back and forth?

[anthonydarko]

will you guys stop bitching back and forth?
This

[Keri_Alysa]

You want some advice? Here's some advice, wait till you're 100% sure you're willing to do that. For real, if you're worried about getting pregnant, then don't do it. Plain and simple.

its odd cuz im 100% willing i just dont want to screw up my life. one of the main things though is that he leaves in june for training. hes going into the airforce. and thats kind of weighing into my decision so idk.

[MarsEatWorld]

http://www.slaphappysusan.com/files/internet_serious_business_framed.jp g

[MarsEatWorld]

will you guys stop bitching back and forth?
you're funny.

[llwilliamsll]

its odd cuz im 100% willing i just dont want to screw up my life. one of the main things though is that he leaves in june for training. hes going into the airforce. and thats kind of weighing into my decision so idk.
IF you don't want to screw up your life, then don't take the chance. It's really not that hard to figure out.

[Keri_Alysa]

will you guys stop bitching back and forth?
i dont want to be. i posted this thread as a serious post for some serious advice. and id like to get that advice.

[Keri_Alysa]

IF you don't want to screw up your life, then don't take the chance. It's really not that hard to figure out.
but when thats the case in point everyones just like use a condom.

[ashiex3]

its odd cuz im 100% willing i just dont want to screw up my life. one of the main things though is that he leaves in june for training. hes going into the airforce. and thats kind of weighing into my decision so idk.

then don't do it if you're afraid of screwing up your life.
because most likely, you will.

[bigblue2015]

OP will "cash in her V", and she will contract AIDS.

Conclusion of thread...

[spansen]

because you are 15...not 16

i turn 16 in a couple days so why say 15?

it really doesnt matter anyways. i would like to get some actual advice someone please.
you're 15.

[wroteurname]

Do it before he leaves for the Air Force, he'll be gay when he comes back.

[Kozzy333]

Don't have sex you will get Klahmidia, and die.

[anthonydarko]

its odd cuz im 100% willing i just dont want to screw up my life. one of the main things though is that he leaves in june for training. hes going into the airforce. and thats kind of weighing into my decision so idk.
Honestly then don't do it. Sex is risky business and you have to take the good with the bad. Plus I should point out that you should give up your virginity for a guy just because he's going into basic training, that's kinda of a crappy reason if you ask me, but that's my opinion.

[spansen]

but when thats the case in point everyones just like use a condom.
you don't need to have sex to feel special.. and you especially don't need to have sex to be a part of the crowd.

do it on your own terms, whenever i hear anyone really young does it i always think it reflects really poorly on them.

[Keri_Alysa]

Do it before he leaves for the Air Force, he'll be gay when he comes back.
not this guy. trust me.

[llwilliamsll]

but when thats the case in point everyones just like use a condom.
Oh wow. A device to prevent pregnancy. Who would of thought of using one of those? I don't understand why you made this thread if you're afraid of getting pregnant (which would mean no don't have sex) yet know about condoms (which would mean you use a condom when you have sex). You seem to be 100 percent ready to have sex with this guy so......what's the problem again?

[anthonydarko]

Do it before he leaves for the Air Force, he'll be gay when he comes back.
I thought that was the Navy, when did they switch?

[anamericangod]

If you have to post about it on the internet and ask total strangers, and apparently don't even know how old you really are, chances are you don't need to be putting dicks inside of you.

I really don't know what the hell is wrong with people lately. Fuck the TWLOHA chat.

[Keri_Alysa]

Honestly then don't do it. Sex is risky business and you have to take the good with the bad. Plus I should point out that you should give up your virginity for a guy just because he's going into basic training, that's kinda of a crappy reason if you ask me, but that's my opinion.
no not doing it because hes going in i just mean either it can weigh bad hes going to be gone. or weigh for me to go ahead instead of waiting because cme june i wont have the chance for awhile.

[Keri_Alysa]

Honestly then don't do it. Sex is risky business and you have to take the good with the bad. Plus I should point out that you should give up your virginity for a guy just because he's going into basic training, that's kinda of a crappy reason if you ask me, but that's my opinion.
no not doing it because hes going in i just mean either it can weigh bad hes going to be gone. or weigh for me to go ahead instead of waiting because cme june i wont have the chance for awhile.

[Keri_Alysa]

I thought that was the Navy, when did they switch?
well its definitely not navy or i wouldnt even be here. my dad was navy.

[llwilliamsll]

If you have to post about it on the internet and ask total strangers, and apparently don't even know how old you really are, chances are you don't need to be putting dicks inside of you.

I really don't know what the hell is wrong with people lately. Fuck the TWLOHA chat.
What happened with that TWLOHA chat? Anything lulz worthy? And people are morons. That is what's up.

[anthonydarko]

no not doing it because hes going in i just mean either it can weigh bad hes going to be gone. or weigh for me to go ahead instead of waiting because cme june i wont have the chance for awhile.
If he's going to come back after training, then do it then. Honestly, what he takes your virginity and then never talks to you again? Then you'll be stuck with something you'll regret. And before you say it, how do you know that guy won't do that to you?

[JJJ]

again, just take it in the ass. No pregnancy

[MarsEatWorld]

If you have to post about it on the internet and ask total strangers, and apparently don't even know how old you really are, chances are you don't need to be putting dicks inside of you.

I really don't know what the hell is wrong with people lately. Fuck the TWLOHA chat.
is that what brought all these noobies in here?

[Keri_Alysa]

Oh wow. A device to prevent pregnancy. Who would of thought of using one of those? I don't understand why you made this thread if you're afraid of getting pregnant (which would mean no don't have sex) yet know about condoms (which would mean you use a condom when you have sex). You seem to be 100 percent ready to have sex with this guy so......what's the problem again?
because condoms dont work 100% of the time?

[robat19]

you're funny.
I know. :-)

[anthonydarko]

well its definitely not navy or i wouldnt even be here. my dad was navy.
http://www.70disco.com/images/inthenavy2.jpg
This should clear things up

[robat19]

because condoms dont work 100% of the time?

triple wrap that meat

[anamericangod]

What happened with that TWLOHA chat? Anything lulz worthy? And people are morons. That is what's up.

The actual chat was a mixed bag, I guess. I couldn't pay attention for long because there was just such an influx of 14 and 15 year olds complaining about nothing. I try to be relatively compassionate towards people, but there were so many people who are bitching about nothing. It got really awkward to read. The big text and bright colors didn't help either.

Since then, there have been a bunch of threads and posts from people who found the site through that chat, and they have no idea how to conduct themselves here. It's not a big deal really, just an annoyance. I try to live in denial of how dumb most people really are and unfortunately that chat brought back a sickening dose of reality.

[MarsEatWorld]

well its definitely not navy or i wouldnt even be here. my dad was navy.
your dad was navy? that is pretty cool... I wish I was purple.

[llwilliamsll]

because condoms dont work 100% of the time?
Ok....then don't do it!

[MarsEatWorld]

http://www.70disco.com/images/inthenavy2.jpg
This should clear things up
HAHAHHA

x

[Keri_Alysa]

If he's going to come back after training, then do it then. Honestly, what he takes your virginity and then never talks to you again? Then you'll be stuck with something you'll regret. And before you say it, how do you know that guy won't do that to you?
right. and that was also part of my thoghs cuz i dont want that to happen.

[MarsEatWorld]

The actual chat was a mixed bag, I guess. I couldn't pay attention for long because there was just such an influx of 14 and 15 year olds complaining about nothing. I try to be relatively compassionate towards people, but there were so many people who are bitching about nothing. It got really awkward to read. The big text and bright colors didn't help either.

Since there, there have been a bunch of threads and posts from people who found the site through that chat, and they have no idea how to conduct themselves here. It's not a big deal really, just an annoyance. I try to live in denial of how dumb most people really are and unfortunately that chat brought back a sickening dose of reality.
you have a way with words.

[robat19]

Just don't use a condom and pull it before he blows his load and take it on the face.

[Keri_Alysa]

Ok....then don't do it!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ashiex3]

http://www.70disco.com/images/inthenavy2.jpg
This should clear things up

your dad was navy? that is pretty cool... I wish I was purple.

hey, my dad was in the navy too!
hahaha. i don't care. i just lol'd when i typed "in the navy" because the song was playing in my head.

[MarsEatWorld]

Just don't use a condom and pull it before he blows his load and take it on the face.
that is so smart! I never thought of that before!

[llwilliamsll]

The actual chat was a mixed bag, I guess. I couldn't pay attention for long because there was just such an influx of 14 and 15 year olds complaining about nothing. I try to be relatively compassionate towards people, but there were so many people who are bitching about nothing. It got really awkward to read. The big text and bright colors didn't help either.

Since there, there have been a bunch of threads and posts from people who found the site through that chat, and they have no idea how to conduct themselves here. It's not a big deal really, just an annoyance. I try to live in denial of how dumb most people really are and unfortunately that chat brought back a sickening dose of reality.
Haha. So the whole Blink reunion brought a wave of people. Then the chat brought another wave of people. Awesome! It's hard to keep my composure when surrounded by people who are unable to think/don't think before they speak.

[robat19]

that is so smart! I never thought of that before!

Or she could swallow...

[MarsEatWorld]

hey, my dad was in the navy too!
hahaha. i don't care. i just lol'd when i typed "in the navy" because the song was playing in my head.
there's a difference between being navy and being IN the navy. The OP didn't realize that.

[anthonydarko]

right. and that was also part of my thoghs cuz i dont want that to happen.
Then my best advice again is don't do it. Like do you really know this guy very well? To be honest, guys will do or say ANYTHING to get into your pants, especially if you're a virgin. For all you know, he was being nice to you just so he can take your virginity.

[ashiex3]

The actual chat was a mixed bag, I guess. I couldn't pay attention for long because there was just such an influx of 14 and 15 year olds complaining about nothing. I try to be relatively compassionate towards people, but there were so many people who are bitching about nothing. It got really awkward to read. The big text and bright colors didn't help either.

Since there, there have been a bunch of threads and posts from people who found the site through that chat, and they have no idea how to conduct themselves here. It's not a big deal really, just an annoyance. I try to live in denial of how dumb most people really are and unfortunately that chat brought back a sickening dose of reality.

and that's why their threads are now closed.

[MarsEatWorld]

Then my best advice again is don't do it. Like do you really know this guy very well? To be honest, guys will do or say ANYTHING to get into your pants, especially if you're a virgin. For all you know, he was being nice to you just so he can take your virginity.
he wanted to cash more v's into his bank account!

[anthonydarko]

he wanted to cash more v's into his bank account!
Most likely, unless he never has done that.

[Keri_Alysa]

Then my best advice again is don't do it. Like do you really know this guy very well? To be honest, guys will do or say ANYTHING to get into your pants, especially if you're a virgin. For all you know, he was being nice to you just so he can take your virginity.
ive known him for over 3 years. and up until a couple months ago he treated me like a little kid and was very protective of me. ever since i met him weve been close. hes pretty much always been there. when i dated ne of his friends and then the friend decided t make out with me in a truck one time and then just not talk to me and then came back that smmer drunk trying to talk to me he was there. protecting me. when i was in a resteraunt and a guy either high or drnk starting blowing kisses and stuff at me from outside and then came inside he was there like get behind me prtecting me.

[more heart]

Sexy outfits FTW!

[anthonydarko]

ive known him for over 3 years. and up until a couple months ago he treated me like a little kid and was very protective of me. ever since i met him weve been close. hes pretty much always been there. when i dated ne of his friends and then the friend decided t make out with me in a truck one time and then just not talk to me and then came back that smmer drunk trying to talk to me he was there. protecting me. when i was in a resteraunt and a guy either high or drnk starting blowing kisses and stuff at me from outside and then came inside he was there like get behind me prtecting me.
If he's like that with you, then why aren't you dating him? For real, what's stopping you from dating him?

[robat19]

ive known him for over 3 years. and up until a couple months ago he treated me like a little kid and was very protective of me. ever since i met him weve been close. hes pretty much always been there. when i dated ne of his friends and then the friend decided t make out with me in a truck one time and then just not talk to me and then came back that smmer drunk trying to talk to me he was there. protecting me. when i was in a resteraunt and a guy either high or drnk starting blowing kisses and stuff at me from outside and then came inside he was there like get behind me prtecting me.

Why have you waited this long? You should have got this over with 3 years ago.

[anamericangod]

you have a way with words.

I get that sometimes.
and that's why their threads are now closed.

It was fun while it lasted.
ive known him for over 3 years. and up until a couple months ago he treated me like a little kid and was very protective of me. ever since i met him weve been close. hes pretty much always been there. when i dated ne of his friends and then the friend decided t make out with me in a truck one time and then just not talk to me and then came back that smmer drunk trying to talk to me he was there. protecting me. when i was in a resteraunt and a guy either high or drnk starting blowing kisses and stuff at me from outside and then came inside he was there like get behind me prtecting me.

He treated you like a kid because you were a kid. You still are pretty much. You know why he stopped treating you like a kid?

You got tits.

[spansen]

i've read enough, and all you're doing is making yourself out as a big ol' idiot.

[ashiex3]

Why have you waited this long? You should have got this over with 3 years ago.

because three years ago she was 12?

[MarsEatWorld]

I get that sometimes.


It was fun while it lasted.


He treated you like a kid because you were a kid. You still are pretty much. You know why he stopped treating you like a kid?

You got tits.
I wish I had your talent. Fuck knowing too many languages and confusing myself grammatically way too often.

[Keri_Alysa]

If he's like that with you, then why aren't you dating him? For real, what's stopping you from dating him?
like i said he was treating me like a little kid up until a couple months ago. i mean by law im too young and my mom has this stupid 2 year rule. idk. but he really isnt a bad guy hes great.

[MarsEatWorld]

Why have you waited this long? You should have got this over with 3 years ago.
pedo bear? is that you?

[robat19]

because three years ago she was 12?

since when are we not being sarcastic in this thread?

[anthonydarko]

because three years ago she was 12?
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/nicoleskwarek/jailbait.jpg

[anamericangod]

i've read enough, and all you're doing is making yourself out as a big ol' idiot.

All you had to read was her first post.

because three years ago she was 12?

Yes.

I wish I had your talent. Fuck knowing too many languages and confusing myself grammatically way too often.

American is the only language for me.

[Keri_Alysa]

I get that sometimes.


It was fun while it lasted.


He treated you like a kid because you were a kid. You still are pretty much. You know why he stopped treating you like a kid?

You got tits.
um no ive had them since like 7th grade. so no thats not it.

[spansen]

like i said he was treating me like a little kid up until a couple months ago. i mean by law im too young and my mom has this stupid 2 year rule. idk. but he really isnt a bad guy hes great.
what's the 2 year rule?

[MarsEatWorld]

All you had to read was her first post.



Yes.



American is the only language for me.
obviously, you're an american god.
haha.

But really, learning english at age 4 then speaking portuguese at home completely fucked me over.

[anamericangod]

um no ive had them since like 7th grade. so no thats not it.

...

[MarsEatWorld]

um no ive had them since like 7th grade. so no thats not it.
ha....haha...HA

[speakhandsforme]

Wait till you find a person who is comfortable with receiving an object into their body before sticking one into yours.

If the young lad is willing to get boned, let him bone you.

[anthonydarko]

like i said he was treating me like a little kid up until a couple months ago. i mean by law im too young and my mom has this stupid 2 year rule. idk. but he really isnt a bad guy hes great.
Well in that case I have to ask, how old is this guy in question?

[Keri_Alysa]

because three years ago she was 12?
thxx. yeaa at 12 dont think i needed to be having sex. its funny though i liked him when i first met him but at the point i didnt know he was so much older because he didnt really look it. things have changed.

[spansen]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/nicoleskwarek/jailbait.jpgHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Keri_Alysa]

Well in that case I have to ask, how old is this guy in question?
18.

[MarsEatWorld]

triple wrap that meat
then they really don't work.

[ashiex3]

since when are we not being sarcastic in this thread?

got it.

[anamericangod]

18.

holy lol

[spansen]

18.
if i were 18 and i liked and wanted to have sex with a 15 year old i'd feel ultra-creepy.

[MarsEatWorld]

18.
and you said you are 16 in a couple days that is 2 years ish

[Keri_Alysa]

ha....haha...HA
you think im kidding? i seriously in 7th grade went from a trainging bra to a c cup.

[robat19]

then they really don't work.

Shows how much I know. You don't need condoms when you fly solo.

[llwilliamsll]

Now I remember why I don't frequent the Personal Life forum.

[anthonydarko]

18.
Alright that doesn't seem too terrible, somehow I was picturing at least 20. Well if you're going to be 16 in a few day or weeks or whatever, wait till then, go out with him and see where things go from there.

[Kozzy333]

18.

To far apart in age.

[Keri_Alysa]

and you said you are 16 in a couple days that is 2 years ish
yess but my moms ultra strict on those kind of things. i do think shes kind of comeing around though.

[MarsEatWorld]

you think im kidding? i seriously in 7th grade went from a trainging bra to a c cup.
I never said I thought you were kidding. I just didn't need to know that. kthxbai

[MarsEatWorld]

Now I remember why I don't frequent the Personal Life forum.
Now I start to wonder what I do here...

[Kozzy333]

yess but my moms ultra strict on those kind of things. i do think shes kind of comeing around though.

Why does she have to know if you are having sex with him?

[h23eather]

If you are holding your virginity as some precious little prize, then dont have sex. If you just want to try having sex then go for it.

[MarsEatWorld]

Shows how much I know. You don't need condoms when you fly solo.
Haha.
oh you hockey players.

[Keri_Alysa]

Why does she have to know if you are having sex with him?
not a 2 year rule on sex a 2 year rule on dating guys.

[llwilliamsll]

Now I start to wonder what I do here...
Sometimes there are lulz worthy quotes. Most of the times, it's pure fail.

If you are holding your virginity as some precious little prize, then dont have sex. If you just want to try having sex then go for it.
Just wondering here, and absolutely no judgment, but how loose are you flaps?

[MarsEatWorld]

not a 2 year rule on sex a 2 year rule on dating guys.
then just fuck him!

[anamericangod]

not a 2 year rule on sex a 2 year rule on dating guys.

Just have sex with him then. Don't date him. Have you thought about doing drugs?

[MarsEatWorld]

Just have sex with him then. Don't date him. Have you thought about doing drugs?
You are a terrible influence.
hahahaha

[Keri_Alysa]

Alright that doesn't seem too terrible, somehow I was picturing at least 20. Well if you're going to be 16 in a few day or weeks or whatever, wait till then, go out with him and see where things go from there.
and thats what we talked about doing. once i hit 16 we'll hang out alot more hes teaching me guitar so i have lessons for that up until then.

[MarsEatWorld]

Sometimes there are lulz worthy quotes. Most of the times, it's pure fail.


Just wondering here, and absolutely no judgment, but how loose are you flaps?
True. I think I stay for the epic fails mainly..

[MarsEatWorld]

you want to fuck your guitar teacher? well that's...cute

[Kozzy333]

not a 2 year rule on sex a 2 year rule on dating guys.

Then let him have his fun and then never talk to him again.

[MarsEatWorld]

got it.
ps: i love your avatar!

[robat19]

Haha.
oh you hockey players.
hockey players do it more than non-hockey players?

[Keri_Alysa]

Then let him have his fun and then never talk to him again.
yea um id rather not.

[MarsEatWorld]

hockey players do it more than non-hockey players?
get with your game, adam!!

[anthonydarko]

http://z.about.com/d/atheism/1/0/6/4/3/Protect-Her-Virginity-e.jpg

[h23eather]

Sometimes there are lulz worthy quotes. Most of the times, it's pure fail.


Just wondering here, and absolutely no judgment, but how loose are you flaps?

hah what details do you want to know haha.

[anthonydarko]

Just have sex with him then. Don't date him. Have you thought about doing drugs?
WIN

[Kozzy333]

http://z.about.com/d/atheism/1/0/6/4/3/Protect-Her-Virginity-e.jpg

That's awesome.

[Keri_Alysa]

you want to fuck your guitar teacher? well that's...cute
hes my friend/self proclaimed protector and as of today self proclaimed teacher of sexual things lol he just happens to be quite good at guitar and i told him he had to teach me.

[spansen]

Just have sex with him then. Don't date him. Have you thought about doing drugs?
lolz

[ashiex3]

ps: i love your avatar!

thanks!
i like yours too.

[anamericangod]

Self proclaimed protector, what the fuck? We aren't living in the Dark Ages. There aren't bandits and scoundrels and fucking Germanic tribes roaming around plundering our villages. You probably live in a suburb. Go read a book for fucks sake.

[anthonydarko]

and thats what we talked about doing. once i hit 16 we'll hang out alot more hes teaching me guitar so i have lessons for that up until then.
Hmmm I see, well then do that when you're 16 and if you're still not sure, then wait till he gets back from training and do it then, get married, have 3 kids and have fun.

[MarsEatWorld]

hes my friend/self proclaimed protector and as of today self proclaimed teacher of sexual things lol he just happens to be quite good at guitar and i told him he had to teach me.
so what happened today? did he touch your V without cashing it !??!?!

[llwilliamsll]

hah what details do you want to know haha.
haha. I think that sentence just answered everything I wanted to know. I'm only playin.

[ashiex3]

hes my friend/self proclaimed protector and as of today self proclaimed teacher of sexual things lol he just happens to be quite good at guitar and i told him he had to teach me.

self proclaimed teacher of sexual things?

sounds creepy to me.

[anthonydarko]

Self proclaimed protector, what the fuck? We aren't living in the Dark Ages. There aren't bandits and scoundrels and fucking Germanic tribes roaming around plundering our villages. You probably live in a suburb. Go read a book for fucks sake.
I'm guessing she read Twilight one too many times?

[Keri_Alysa]

Self proclaimed protector, what the fuck? We aren't living in the Dark Ages. There aren't bandits and scoundrels and fucking Germanic tribes roaming around plundering our villages. You probably live in a suburb. Go read a book for fucks sake.
i dont live in a suburb and i do read books. thanks anyways though! =/

[Kozzy333]

hes my friend/self proclaimed protector and as of today self proclaimed teacher of sexual things lol he just happens to be quite good at guitar and i told him he had to teach me.

This guy sounds like a creeper.

[kemichels]

Im 16. most my friends have cashed in their vs idk im thinking about it but i cant decide. theres this guy and we talk about this stuff all the time and like im prolly even getting a sexy outfit for my birthday from him. its a really serious thing to me. i really want it to be special. its weird cuz like im kind of nervous but yet im kind of excited. ive had offers befre but i wasnt ready. i feel im ready but the thing im really worried about is getting pregnant. any thoughts help me clear up the confusion?


Anal.



(Wtf kind of Forum do I participate in any more? It's been 3 pages WITHOUT someone mentioning anal? where the fuck is Dave!?)

[Keri_Alysa]

so what happened today? did he touch your V without cashing it !??!?!
um no.

[anamericangod]

i dont live in a suburb and i do read books. thanks anyways though! =/

Trailer park and the Twilight series?

amirite?

[spansen]

hes my friend/self proclaimed protector and as of today self proclaimed teacher of sexual things lol he just happens to be quite good at guitar and i told him he had to teach me.
HAHA

so, this is how you do a blowjob.

[ashiex3]

so what happened today? did he touch your V without cashing it !??!?!

your posts make me laugh.

[robat19]

get with your game, adam!!

i may or may not be confused right now

[Keri_Alysa]

This guy sounds like a creeper.
no, hes not. it was just a funny joke between us. our friendship is really open [obviously] and so we just end up talking about things.

[MarsEatWorld]

Anal.



(Wtf kind of Forum do I participate in any more? It's been 3 pages WITHOUT someone mentioning anal? where the fuck is Dave!?)
Dave is in AMERICA

[Keri_Alysa]

Trailer park and the Twilight series?

amirite?
nope wrong again! though i have read twilight and i did like it but im more of a john grisham book kind of girl.

[andrew4045]

the only answer is unprotected secks, and an "it won't happen to me" attitude!

[anamericangod]

no, hes not. it was just a funny joke between us. our friendship is really open [obviously] and so we just end up talking about things.

Or the fact that he's been wanting to stick it in you since you were 11.

[MarsEatWorld]

your posts make me laugh.
haha she makes no sense!!

[MarsEatWorld]

nope wrong again! though i have read twilight and i did like it but im more of a john grisham book kind of girl.
no way. not with that spelling.

[anamericangod]

Dave is in AMERICA

I thought I smelled something.

nope wrong again! though i have read twilight and i did like it but im more of a john grisham book kind of girl.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I refuse to believe this.

There is no way.

[Kozzy333]

Or the fact that he's been wanting to stick it in you since you were 11.

Hahaha, zing.

[MarsEatWorld]

Or the fact that he's been wanting to stick it in you since you were 11.
Hahaha.

[MarsEatWorld]

I thought I smelled something.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I refuse to believe this.

There is no way.
hahahhahahahhaah.
you are hilarious

[ashiex3]

haha she makes no sense!!

i just hope she's listening to all of our advice!

[Keri_Alysa]

I thought I smelled something.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I refuse to believe this.

There is no way.
what someone actually be smart?

[anthonydarko]

the only answer is unprotected secks, and an "it won't happen to me" attitude!

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x76/JUSTanLS/Falcon_Punch.jpg

Just in case accidents happen....

[MarsEatWorld]

i just hope she's listening to all of our advice!
I know right...

[anamericangod]

Her real favorite book:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-kid-book-fail.jpg

[MarsEatWorld]

what someone actually be smart?
being*

[anthonydarko]

i just hope she's listening to all of our advice!
Somehow I doubt she will.

[Keri_Alysa]

being*
no i meant be.

[headclub]

this thread sucks.

[Kozzy333]

no i meant be.

That does not work, it would have to be "being"

[robat19]

this thread sucks.

sup bro?

[Keri_Alysa]

Somehow I doubt she will.
well considering some ppl told me to have sex and some didnt i have to go with someones dont i? i mean you cant just half ass cashing in your v.

[robat19]

being*

picking up the slack for dave?

[Keri_Alysa]

That does not work, it would have to be "being"
im not in grammar class i dont really care. i meant be.

[ashiex3]

Somehow I doubt she will.

i think you gave her good advice.
but she constantly had to bring up something to convince herself that she's ready.
so i doubt it too.

[MarsEatWorld]

well considering some ppl told me to have sex and some didnt i have to go with someones dont i? i mean you cant just half ass cashing in your v.
give him a blowjob and let him cum on your face.
/thread

[Kozzy333]

well considering some ppl told me to have sex and some didnt i have to go with someones dont i? i mean you cant just half ass cashing in your v.

Well like others have said: "Anal"

It is sort of like "cashing in your v."

[MarsEatWorld]

picking up the slack for dave?
yes. I miss him :[
and seing my beautiful photoshop skills everywhere

[anthonydarko]

this thread sucks.
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9481/pedobear4dzya2.jpg
Pedobear disagrees!

[Keri_Alysa]

i think you gave her good advice.
but she constantly had to bring up something to convince herself that she's ready.
so i doubt it too.
and she did give me good advice i wasnt bringing things up to convince myself im ready i was just telling her those were some of the things that made me think i wanted to.

[anthonydarko]

well considering some ppl told me to have sex and some didnt i have to go with someones dont i? i mean you cant just half ass cashing in your v.
Well hopefully you'll take the advice you've been given and give the matter some serious thought. If you do that, then not all was wasted in the end.

[robat19]

give him a blowjob and let him cum on your face.
/thread

I think she should swallow.

[Kozzy333]

I think she should swallow.

Or he could tit fuck her and giver her a pearl necklace.

[MarsEatWorld]

I think she should swallow.
If he has been wanting to blow his load on her since she was 11, I'm sure there will be enough to blow everywhere on her body.

[Keri_Alysa]

Well hopefully you'll take the advice you've been given and give the matter some serious thought. If you do that, then not all was wasted in the end.
its no wasted ive been seriousl thinking about this about 2 weeks now and im gonna keep on seriously thinking about until i fully decide. all f the advice is gonna help me decide. its just hard to decide.

[anthonydarko]

and she did give me good advice i wasnt bringing things up to convince myself im ready i was just telling her those were some of the things that made me think i wanted to.
Um, I'm a dude.

[Keri_Alysa]

Um, I'm a dude.
srry.

[anamericangod]

its no wasted ive been seriousl thinking about this about 2 weeks now and im gonna keep on seriously thinking about until i fully decide. all f the advice is gonna help me decide. its just hard to decide.

Go away.

[robat19]

If he has been wanting to blow his load on her since she was 11, I'm sure there will be enough to blow everywhere on her body.

Maybe we should ask Kevin for advice here?

[ASaveSituation]

I'm confused. Why is this a thread?

[MarsEatWorld]

Maybe we should ask Kevin for advice here?
yes. Kevin

[Keri_Alysa]

thanks to all the people who did give advice. screw you to all the people who just came to be perverts and jerks.

[robat19]

I'm confused. Why is this a thread?

Girl needs advice.

[robat19]

thanks to all the people who did give advice. screw you to all the people who just came to be perverts and jerks.

You're welcome. :wave:

[anthonydarko]

its no wasted ive been seriousl thinking about this about 2 weeks now and im gonna keep on seriously thinking about until i fully decide. all f the advice is gonna help me decide. its just hard to decide.
Of course it is, to many girls, losing her virginity is a big deal. I have to applaud you that you're actually giving the matter some serious thought and not just jumping into something you might regret later. Many girls don't do this and many girl often regret doing it, wishing they'd waited just a little bit longer. The important thing here is that you do it when you think the time is right for you. Now this is just my two cents, but I think it would be best that you and him date for a while, see where it goes and if you think it's the right time to lose your virginity, then do it.

[ASaveSituation]

Girl needs advice.

but she pretty much answered it herself... if she's unsure about it, she's not ready.

[anthonydarko]

srry.
Lol it's cool, I laughed when I read that.

[robat19]

yes. I miss him :[
and seing my beautiful photoshop skills everywhere

You made his avatar?????

[Keri_Alysa]

Of course it is, to many girls, losing her virginity is a big deal. I have to applaud you that you're actually giving the matter some serious thought and not just jumping into something you might regret later. Many girls don't do this and many girl often regret doing it, wishing they'd waited just a little bit longer. The important thing here is that you do it when you think the time is right for you. Now this is just my two cents, but I think it would be best that you and him date for a while, see where it goes and if you think it's the right time to lose your virginity, then do it.
we probably will i just am worried about getting really close to him then him have to leave. im already gonna miss him enough and so if were any closer i know being away from him is just gonna kill me...

[spansen]

taking advice from a bunch of internet strangers isn't going to help your cause.

[Keri_Alysa]

taking advice from a bunch of internet strangers isn't going to help your cause.
i wanted an unbiased opinion.

[andrew4045]

Or he could tit fuck her and giver her a pearl necklace.

or even smile for the camera with a mouth full of pearls

[spansen]

i wanted an unbiased opinion.
i get that. but your friends aren't necessarily biased either. your and his opinions are the only ones that are biased.

[andrew4045]

i wanted an unbiased opinion.

my unbiased opinion is to get every orifice you have filled with semen

[Keri_Alysa]

i get that. but your friends aren't necessarily biased either. your and his opinions are the only ones that are biased.
no my friends are quite biased on these situations.

[anthonydarko]

we probably will i just am worried about getting really close to him then him have to leave. im already gonna miss him enough and so if were any closer i know being away from him is just gonna kill me...
He isn't going to be gone forever, he's only going away for eight and a half weeks and he'll be back. It'll suck sure, but you can take solace that he'll come back and you'll be together again.

[spansen]

well, then, you probably just chose the wrong venue to ask the question. huh?

[Keri_Alysa]

He isn't going to be gone forever, he's only going away for eight and a half weeks and he'll be back. It'll suck sure, but you can take solace that he'll come back and you'll be together again.
i wish it was only 8 and a half weeks. his training is like 18 weeks and then hes gonna be gone longer for some school thing. so its gonna be like 30 weeks or something.

[anthonydarko]

my unbiased opinion is to get every orifice you have filled with semen

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9481/pedobear4dzya2.jpg

[anthonydarko]

i wish it was only 8 and a half weeks. his training is like 18 weeks and then hes gonna be gone longer for some school thing. so its gonna be like 30 weeks or something.
Hmmm, interesting. Basic I know goes on for at least 8 and half weeks. What is he going into that requires 18 weeks of training?

[Keri_Alysa]

i have no clue lol hes tried to tell me but it didnt quite stick i was to busy telling him he was killing me leaving me for that long.

[robat19]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9481/pedobear4dzya2.jpg

overused picture is overused

[anthonydarko]

i have no clue lol hes tried to tell me but it didnt quite stick i was to busy telling him he was killing me leaving me for that long.
It sounds to me he's going to basic and then he's going off to a school for additional training in a particular field that in total with equal out to 18 weeks. No form of basic training last 18 weeks total.

[anthonydarko]

overused picture is overused
It still brings a smile to my face when I see it and in the end isn't that what matters? Plus that was too priceless of a chance to pass up.

[Keri_Alysa]

he may be. but like i said didnt really pay much attention. lol i know at first he wasnt going as long but then he talked to his recruiter and something changed and so he has to go longer.

[anthonydarko]

he may be. but like i said didnt really pay much attention. lol i know at first he wasnt going as long but then he talked to his recruiter and something changed and so he has to go longer.
Hmmm sounds fishy to me.

[Keri_Alysa]

it was smething about no openings in what he was gonna do an so they changed it. the only reason i dont doubt it is cuz trust him and well hes super excited about. hes been wanting to do this awhile. he feels like he hasnt done anything since he got out of high school and hes happy to be doing something and making a difference.

[OldJersey]

Just fuck the kid.

[robat19]

it was smething about no openings in what he was gonna do an so they changed it. the only reason i dont doubt it is cuz trust him and well hes super excited about. hes been wanting to do this awhile. he feels like he hasnt done anything since he got out of high school and hes happy to be doing something and making a difference.

shouldn't you be getting ready for middle school?

[Gumbyjag]

I really don't know what the hell is wrong with people lately. Fuck the TWLOHA chat.

Short recap please?

[MarsEatWorld]

You made his avatar?????
no... I just like to pretend I did............


duh...who else has skill like that??

[SonEric84]

C'mon, clearly this guy is playing up the whole "protector" and guitar teacher thing along with the "I'm leaving for 18 weeks" just to get you in the sack before he goes. If you do this, you'll probably regret it later on. The way I see it is, if he really likes you then he'll come back and you can pick up where you left off, and move forward into a normal relationship then. You're young and you have time, you should use that time to mature, not end up accidentally pregnant.

[jagermeister]

Im 16. most my friends have cashed in their vs idk im thinking about it but i cant decide. theres this guy and we talk about this stuff all the time and like im prolly even getting a sexy outfit for my birthday from him. its a really serious thing to me. i really want it to be special. its weird cuz like im kind of nervous but yet im kind of excited. ive had offers befre but i wasnt ready. i feel im ready but the thing im really worried about is getting pregnant. any thoughts help me clear up the confusion?

Usually I am a dick in here and make sarcastic remarks, but this is by far the worst way to go about this and you'll end up regretting it forever. These things don't need to be rushed at all.

[11:11]

After reading through the first 3 pages, I've come to this conclusion:

You say you're 100% sure, but anytime someone gives you a legitimate reason not to, you feel the need to defend yourself and try to prove he's a good guy. Threrefore, you're probably too unsure and too young, and he'll most likely ignore you after he sleeps with you.

[MarsEatWorld]

After reading through the first 3 pages, I've come to this conclusion:

You say you're 100% sure, but anytime someone gives you a legitimate reason not to, you feel the need to defend yourself and try to prove he's a good guy. Threrefore, you're probably too unsure and too young, and he'll most likely ignore you after he sleeps with you.
truth.

[live.]

I'm convinced somebody on gurl.com told the masses that ap.net members could solve life problems.

[raychull]

what the fuck did I miss last night

[argg_xo]

what the fuck did I miss last night
i just thought the same thing. fuck sleep.

[argg_xo]

to the OP:

i hope the sexy outfit he buys you for your birthday is of the Baby Phat, Apple Bottoms, RocaWear, Pepe, Coogi variety.

[raychull]

i just thought the same thing. fuck sleep.
fuck losers who need sleep! arggghhgh.

/fail at being an asshole.
ahah.

[argg_xo]

fuck losers who need sleep! arggghhgh.

/fail at being an asshole.
ahah.
you're an asshole that needs sleep!

[raychull]

you're an asshole that needs sleep!
true. and so are you. Wall Time? soon we'll be spamming this thread. ahah.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm convinced somebody on gurl.com told the masses that ap.net members could solve life problems.
HAHAHHAAHHA.

[robat19]

:fuck:

[anthonydarko]

I'm convinced somebody on gurl.com told the masses that ap.net members could solve life problems.
Apparently so.

[MarsEatWorld]

:fuck:
ooohh
yeahhh
mmmm oh yeahhhhhh

[anthonydarko]

Looking back on this, I hope for all the time that I spent talking to that girl, that she'll actually give this some thought. BTW I've looked into her claims of him leaving for 18 weeks, I cannot find ANY reason for why that would be. It's clear to me as to anyone else here that he's doing and saying anything to get into her pants. Basic training in the Air Force DOES NOT last 18 weeks.

[MarsEatWorld]

Looking back on this, I hope for all the time that I spent talking to that girl, that she'll actually give this some thought. BTW I've looked into her claims of him leaving for 18 weeks, I cannot find ANY reason for why that would be. It's clear to me as to anyone else here that he's doing and saying anything to get into her pants. Basic training in the Air Force DOES NOT last 18 weeks.
hahaha. pwn

[anthonydarko]

:fuck:

http://darialois.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1420807-quagmire.jpg

[robat19]

ooohh
yeahhh
mmmm oh yeahhhhhh

nice Mars, nice.

[anthonydarko]

hahaha. pwn
Exactly. You know, this whole thing reminds me of those war movies were the guy convinces the girl they should do the dirty because he's shipping off tomorrow and it's his last night to ever see her again. It has that written all over it.

[chronomic]

I'm convinced somebody on gurl.com told the masses that ap.net members could solve life problems.

it was me. this place needed a boost. and personally, I find the best way to do that is by trolling

[Michifoxx]

well if u really love him and feel ready. Go for it..
just use protection..
if he dosent want to, make him.

[raychull]

it was me. this place needed a boost. and personally, I find the best way to do that is by trolling
U JRK

[robat19]

well if u really love him and feel ready. Go for it..
just use protection..
if he dosent want to, make him.

15 year olds helping 15 year olds!

[Michifoxx]

15 year olds helping 15 year olds!

lol yepp...thas how we roll

[argg_xo]

true. and so are you. Wall Time? soon we'll be spamming this thread. ahah.
i'm back bitch. is that jared leto in your avatar?

[raychull]

i'm back bitch. is that jared leto in your avatar?
yes, that dumbass.

[argg_xo]

yes, that dumbass.
AHAHAHAHAHA! i liked jared leto when he was on my so-called life, he sucks wearing eyeliner and singing.

[raychull]

AHAHAHAHAHA! i liked jared leto when he was on my so-called life, he sucks wearing eyeliner and singing.

I KNOW. =(

requiem for a dream is where it's at, man.

that cockmongler.

question. do you have aim? Because I don't want to get bitched at for "spamming"