smart-ass remarks: post here

[Carlo Marx]

no, really. go for it.

[ArTkY_]

haha, wow. Cunt.

[b e L I E v e]

fuck you?

i dont get it

[ghostyouare]

i could shit a better thread than this

[Slurps]

i could shit a better thread than this

got proof?

[b e L I E v e]

i could shit a better thread than this
i just did

[duffe]

i could shit a better thread than this
GO FOR IT !

[b e L I E v e]

your mom goes to college

[ghostyouare]

you guys are all weird for wanting to see my shit

[Carlo Marx]

i just did
what was that like

[FstFtsVsFences]

I wish there was some way I could be cryogenically frozen before the 7 hour drive to SoCal and then be unfrozen when we get there so I don't have to suffer in a car with my family for that long. :suicide:

[b e L I E v e]

what was that like
quite exhilerating

[apoemtothedead]

your mom goes to college
The title of the thread is "smart-ass remarks," not "constantly over-quoted lines from quite possibly the worst movie of last year remarks"

[b e L I E v e]

The title of the thread is "smart-ass remarks," not "constantly over-quoted lines from quite possibly the worst movie of last year remarks"
is it that time of month already?

[IcedOpethBlind]

i could shit a better thread than this

do your worst.

[Carlo Marx]

The title of the thread is "smart-ass remarks," not "constantly over-quoted lines from quite possibly the worst movie of last year remarks"
i caught you a delicious bass

[apoemtothedead]

is it that time of month already?
The time of month where you make an intelligent post? Guess you haven't started menstruating yet.

[b e L I E v e]

i caught you a delicious bass
damn straight nikka

[actionandaction]

i wish my creative juices were running.

[b e L I E v e]

The time of month where you make an intelligent post? Guess you haven't started menstruating yet.
that was as dry as your moms pussy

you've got to come up with something better

[FstFtsVsFences]

that was as dry as your moms pussy

you've got to come up with something better
So let me get this straight... You want HIM to think of something better, but then you say "that was as dry as your moms pussy." I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

[apoemtothedead]

that was as dry as your moms pussy

you've got to come up with something better
You mean like the extreme amount of wit and cleverness it takes to discover the word 'lie' in the word 'believe?' Then showing your new-found discovery to the world.

[b e L I E v e]

So let me get this straight... You want HIM to think of something better, but then you say "that was as dry as your moms pussy." I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
hey dumbass the "you've got to think of something better" was me talking to myself...supposed to be funny...you know, haha....guess not

You mean like the extreme amount of wit and cleverness it takes to discover the word 'lie' in the word 'believe?' Then showing your new-found discovery to the world.
remind me when i said it took an extreme amount of wit and cleverness to discover the word lie in believe

[apoemtothedead]

hey dumbass the "you've got to think of something better" was me talking to myself...supposed to be funny...you know, haha....guess not


remind me when i said it took an extreme amount of wit and cleverness to discover the word lie in believe
Well you seem pretty proud of it. Seeing as it is your name and all.

Or maybe we should dwell on the cleverness of "Louiea without the a"

[ArTkY_]

i just did
kay

You mean like the extreme amount of wit and cleverness it takes to discover the word 'lie' in the word 'believe?' Then showing your new-found discovery to the world.
GG

[Stereo Mike]

A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.

[b e L I E v e]

Well you seem pretty proud of it. Seeing as it is your name and all.

Or maybe we should dwell on the cleverness of "Louiea without the a"
wow...your quite out there, arent you?

b e L I E v e is the slogan for a movie.....first of all

second of all....the Louiea without the a was an inside joke on the forum


0/4...

[Carlo Marx]

kay


GG
Allin?

he was pretty clever. especially in that song about fucking girls in the ass, or the one about fucking a girls brains out.

[apoemtothedead]

wow...your quite out there, arent you?

b e L I E v e is the slogan for a movie.....first of all

second of all....the Louiea without the a was an inside joke on the forum


0/4...
It's hard to understand you Italians without the hand motions.

[b e L I E v e]

It's hard to understand you Italians without the hand motions.
wow

look how insulted i am

[ArTkY_]

wow

look how insulted i am
I think he's blushing.

[b e L I E v e]

I think he's blushing.
no doubt

[apoemtothedead]

wow

look how insulted i am
Well you've been on defense in this thread about as much as the 49ers.

[FstFtsVsFences]

So how's everyone's day been so far? Anyone have some advice on how to get through this marathon drive I have ahead of me tonight?

[Carlo Marx]

So how's everyone's day been so far? Anyone have some advice on how to get through this marathon drive I have ahead of me tonight?
are you the one doing the driving?

[b e L I E v e]

Well you've been on defense in this thread about as much as the 49ers.
you're that desperate?

Tell me...how many super bowls did your team win?

[ArTkY_]

So how's everyone's day been so far? Anyone have some advice on how to get through this marathon drive I have ahead of me tonight?
DO NOT TALK ABOUT LONG DRIVES TO ME

[ghostyouare]

So how's everyone's day been so far? Anyone have some advice on how to get through this marathon drive I have ahead of me tonight?
knowing that you are closer to me should comfort you

[apoemtothedead]

you're that desperate?

Tell me...how many super bowls did your team win?
...I'm a niners fan.

[FstFtsVsFences]

are you the one doing the driving?
Thats the thing, whenever I drove back and forth from school in LA to back up here it wasn't a problem because it was me and a friend, but 7 hours with family and not doing the driving.... Maybe I'll fall asleep for a lot of it. I'm gonna try to go on oink and get some new music too.

DO NOT TALK ABOUT LONG DRIVES TO ME
7 hours ahead of me tonight. Kthx.

[b e L I E v e]

...I'm a niners fan.
I'd better get going

[FstFtsVsFences]

knowing that you are closer to me should comfort you
Go to Disneyland with us on Saturday.

[ArTkY_]

Thats the thing, whenever I drove back and forth from school in LA to back up here it wasn't a problem because it was me and a friend, but 7 hours with family and not doing the driving.... Maybe I'll fall asleep for a lot of it. I'm gonna try to go on oink and get some new music too.


7 hours ahead of me tonight. Kthx.
See: My "Evactuation was insane" thread

[apoemtothedead]

See: My "Evactuation was insane" thread
That's what you get for living in Texas.

[ArTkY_]

That's what you get for living in Texas.
I guess, but I love it.

[apoemtothedead]

I guess, but I love it.
...up the ass.

[ArTkY_]

...up the ass.
Only with a jew.

jaykay

[apoemtothedead]

Only with a jew.

jaykay
Well then you'll have to ask Sam.

[FstFtsVsFences]

Any good new leaks out there?

[ArTkY_]

Well then you'll have to ask Sam.
I guess.

[ghostyouare]

New ryan adams leaked :)

[FstFtsVsFences]

I can see that according to your audioscrobbler Trevor.. I've never heard him, what's he sound like?

[Slurps]

I can see that according to your audioscrobbler Trevor.. I've never heard him, what's he sound like?
i never heard him either

[Crocodile Logic]

smart ass remarks?

can i get a burger to go with that shake?

[FstFtsVsFences]

smart ass remarks?

can i get a burger to go with that shake?
So thaaat's how you get the ladies.... *breaks out my handy dandy notebook*

[Crocodile Logic]

So thaaat's how you get the ladies.... *breaks out my handy dandy notebook*
works like a charm.

[Get Fucked]

Any good new leaks out there?Thrice.

I wish.

[FstFtsVsFences]

works like a charm.
Yeah my creepy stare from across the room doesn't really go over that well. And then when I follow them to their cars later, it just gets worse. :(

Thrice.

I wish.
Yeah, that would seriously make the trip awesome. I've got new HORSE and Cartel though along with the Thursday demos and Straylight EP, so it shouldn't be too bad. I'm thinkin of gettin some old Death Cab and Blood Brothers though.

[Adeniz19]

I wish there was some way I could be cryogenically frozen before the 7 hour drive to SoCal and then be unfrozen when we get there so I don't have to suffer in a car with my family for that long. :suicide:ipods are wonderful things

[Crocodile Logic]

Thrice.
liar liar.

[FstFtsVsFences]

liar liar.
This pen is REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee............... ......

[Adeniz19]

smart ass remarks?

can i get a burger to go with that shake?little rascals own

[Crocodile Logic]

Thrice.

I wish.
true story.

[FstFtsVsFences]

ipods are wonderful things
Oh I love it dearly. And I'm bringing my PSP so I can watch Dodgeball and Super Troopers. :thumbsup:

[Crocodile Logic]

little rascals own
http://images.allposters.com/images/153/2054rascals.jpg

[apoemtothedead]

Yeah my creepy stare from across the room doesn't really go over that well. And then when I follow them to their cars later, it just gets worse. :(


Yeah, that would seriously make the trip awesome. I've got new HORSE and Cartel though along with the Thursday demos and Straylight EP, so it shouldn't be too bad. I'm thinkin of gettin some old Death Cab and Blood Brothers though.
So it's only been 3 weeks, do you still want Spitalfield?

[FstFtsVsFences]

So it's only been 3 weeks, do you still want Spitalfield?
Haha yeah, but I don't see any way of getting it from ya since I can't get on messenger... :(

[apoemtothedead]

Haha yeah, but I don't see any way of getting it from ya since I can't get on messenger... :(
oh. Try oink?

[FstFtsVsFences]

oh. Try oink?
I can do oink. I'm probably gonna hit that up on my laptop some time in the next couple hours.

Ps. Thanks for being awesome Mark.

[marrost]

http://bestbuygeorge.com/onlinecatalog/smartass/Smart%20Ass%20101.jpg

And fuck yea on The Little Rascals. I could watch those all day.

[apoemtothedead]

I can do oink. I'm probably gonna hit that up on my laptop some time in the next couple hours.

Ps. Thanks for being awesome Mark.
np

[FOBcareemo]

I guess, but I love it. too bad God and everyone else hates it

[Rebs]

And fuck yea on The Little Rascals. I could watch those all day.
your avatar is incredible

[apoemtothedead]

too bad God and everyone else hates it
shutup fatty

[FOBcareemo]

shutup fatty
ouch Farva...ouch

[FstFtsVsFences]

ouch Farva...ouch
Good one? :doof: