so..

[ghostyouare]

a little kid just came into my room and hit me in the face with a T-rex and a flash light. I don't know what to make of this.

[chaoticXpunk]

One of my sister's dumbass friends who thinks he's cool was spraying deoderant fireballs at me yesterday.

[Crocodile Logic]

kick their asses.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I don't know what to make of this.

Jesus hates you.
:thumbsup:

[ghostyouare]

i would have pounding his face in.

[chaoticXpunk]

i would have pounding his face in.
I was about fifteen milliseconds away from it when he finally stopped.

I would have no problem bashing some 14 year old punkass' face in.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i would have pounding his face in.
en ingles, por favor?

[ArTkY_]

One of my sister's dumbass friends who thinks he's cool was spraying deoderant fireballs at me yesterday.
I would have seriously used my power over nature and thrown that fireball right back at him. Then proceeded to take a pole and beat the fuck out of him.

[ghostyouare]

en ingles, por favor?
hahaha no.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I would have seriously used my power over nature and thrown that fireball right back at him. Then proceeded to take a pole and beat the fuck out of him.
Stop lying, you would just hijack a plane.

[chaoticXpunk]

I would have seriously used my power over nature and thrown that fireball right back at him. Then proceeded to take a pole and beat the fuck out of him.
I seriously thought about taking the lighter and deoderant and burning all his "emo" hair off. He probably would have slit his wrists right then and there. ...Damn, now I really wish I had done that.

The little fucker mouths off to me like I couldn't do anything to him.

[Tanooki Suit]

You should pound him in the ass instead. Much more scarring in the long-term.

[ghostyouare]

You should pound him in the ass instead. Much more scarring in the long-term.
haha

[Crocodile Logic]

You should pound him in the ass instead. Much more scarring in the long-term.
true story.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

You should pound him in the ass instead. Much more scarring in the long-term.
....literally?

[chaoticXpunk]

....literally?
Literally and figuratively. I like that idea.

[Tanooki Suit]

Plus it would feel so good.

[ghostyouare]

Plus it would feel so good.
remember when I used to have like 15 quotes from you in my sig and one of them was
"My little brother and sister are eating frosting, I told them they were going to get fat and no one would like them in highschool"

[Crocodile Logic]

remember when I used to have like 15 quotes from you in my sig and one of them was
"My little brother and sister are eating frosting, I told them they were going to get fat and no one would like them in highschool"
hahaha

[ArTkY_]

I seriously thought about taking the lighter and deoderant and burning all his "emo" hair off. He probably would have slit his wrists right then and there. ...Damn, now I really wish I had done that.

The little fucker mouths off to me like I couldn't do anything to him.
haha, I know how it feels. Although I'm only 15 but yeah.

[chaoticXpunk]

haha, I know how it feels. Although I'm only 15 but yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty lame.

[Tanooki Suit]

remember when I used to have like 15 quotes from you in my sig and one of them was
"My little brother and sister are eating frosting, I told them they were going to get fat and no one would like them in highschool"
It was actually mayonnaise, but the point remains.

[ghostyouare]

I swear it was frosting.

"So you are telling me I rode a whale to safety?"

[Tanooki Suit]

Dude, I remember because they were dipping their fucking french fries in it.

[ghostyouare]

Dude, I remember because they were dipping their fucking french fries in it.
hahaha, that wouldn't make you fat would it?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

french fries and mayo? fattening? nawwwww

[ghostyouare]

french fries and mayo? fattening? nawwwww
i have no clue what the nutritional value of Mayo is.

[Tanooki Suit]

i have no clue what the nutritional value of Mayo is.
Mayo is like 95% fat and 5% cancer. Something like that.

[ghostyouare]

Mayo is like 95% fat and 5% cancer. Something like that.
hahahahahahaha

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

haha. I used to have a Tanooki Suit quote in my sig too. Something with Mirta saying "You'd rather have a gherkin than a porno dick?" And him going "Not a gherkin, I'm thinking more of a Yastremzski" or something along those lines. Ohhhh the good old days.

[Crocodile Logic]

Mayo is like 95% fat and 5% cancer. Something like that.
yeah, i'm pretty sure that statement has been scientifically proven to be true.

[richter915]

he wanted you to guess which one of those two objects he just pulled out from his ass.

true story.

[ghostyouare]

he wanted you to guess which one of those two objects he just pulled out from his ass.

true story.
did you get my comment earler?

[richter915]

did you get my comment earler?
yes, it was genius.

I shall reply in kind someday.

[ghostyouare]

I've been saying chazzwazzers all day

[Tanooki Suit]

what is a chazzwazzer? is it like a mozzer?

[ghostyouare]

what is a chazzwazzer? is it like a mozzer?
Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.

Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.

Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.

Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".

[Tanooki Suit]

Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.

Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.

Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.

Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".
hahah, damn it's been too long since I watched some quality simpsons.

[ghostyouare]

hahah, damn it's been too long since I watched some quality simpsons.
i haven't seen an episode in forever.