I'm An Evil Hearted Person

[Jason Tate]

I spit milk up all over my keyboard after seeing the new Ashlee Simpson promo pictures, and I just knew I just had to share them (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/browseimages.php?c=8) with you. I'm distraught knowing her new CD hits stores the same day as the new Thrice album.

[last light]

the one where shes in the tie, makes her look like the singer of cartel

[Johnny_G]

Wow, if I saw the first one and someone asked me to tell em who it was, I'd say Paris Hilton with no convictions.

[ccsmanx]

i'd tap it

[iliedmyfaceoff]

wow do i want to hate fuck her

[LPMagic]

One word: gross.

- Jeff

[mat1419]

wow do i want to hate fuck her
exactly!

[DroppedUrPocket]

Hey, it's Billy Joe with blonde hair!

[thexflamesxburn]

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ...

Wow, if I saw the first one and someone asked me to tell em who it was, I'd say Paris Hilton with no convictions.
:asshole:

[ocnightmare]

and the winner is!:



ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ...


:asshole:

[Darren McLeod]

2005 was lacking bleached blonde pop singers, so this couldn't come at a better time.

[shermanology]

for some reason I thought it said porno pictures, so when I clicked I got really really disappointed. And I agree, I would hate fuck the shit out of her.

[Melissa Johnson]

Why are those on the same page as pictures of Thrice and Cartel??

[DroppedUrPocket]

2005 was lacking bleached blonde pop singers, so this couldn't come at a better time.
What a savior.

[last light]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/8/3/Photo_IAmMe_300RGB.jpghttp://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/0/8/3/cartel_094.jpg

they look the same, id rather do cartel guy.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Why are those on the same page as pictures of Thrice and Cartel??
Because it's Jason's favorite bands. Thrice, Cartel and Ashlee Simpson.

[alexxcore]

i don't understand how any of those are alarming...

[AdamTheBomb21]

Pretty in punk;)

[DroppedUrPocket]

they look the same, id rather do cartel guy.

I keep thinking the guy on the right is a very good mix of Jack Black and Benicio Del Toro.

[last light]

I keep thinking the guy on the right is a very good mix of Jack Black and Benicio Del Toro.
he had short hair when i saw them, didnt look as sexy...:(

[topsecret]

I definitely would fuck the shit out of her. It would be out of pure hate though.

[RockVocalPower]

Jason was obviously scouring the internet for Ashlee Simpson pictures...

[Imallout007]

ashlee simpson wil be the reason thrice wont be # 1 this week.....

[donkeylips]

I spit milk up all over my keyboard after seeing the new Ashlee Simpson promo pictures.
yea, i "spit milk" all over my keyboard too.

[marbury1414]

yea, i "spit milk" all over my keyboard too.

haha

[Drew Beringer]

Sadly, this will probably outsell Thrice that week. :(

[Sureshot182]

he had short hair when i saw them, didnt look as sexy...:(
yeah, both the bassist and the lead guitarist cut their hair. i LOVE cartel, they are probably my favorite band, but those guys creeped me out in the pictures. live, i just want to take cartel and have a giant sexfest.

[DroppedUrPocket]

he had short hair when i saw them, didnt look as sexy...:(

Dissapointing.

[last light]

im sure a lot of stuff will outsell thrice, they get the recognition/money/respect they deserve at all their shows though :)

[marchfaster]

i personally think the panic! at the disco pictures look a lot more ridiculous.

and the lead singer of cartel reminds me of nick carter.

[last light]

yeah, both the bassist and the lead guitarist cut their hair. i LOVE cartel, they are probably my favorite band, but those guys creeped me out in the pictures. live, i just want to take cartel and have a giant sexfest.
minstrels prayer live. end of discussion. haha

[ChasP0780]

I personally think she looks a lot better with black hair.



http://img76.exs.cx/img76/8058/be_ashlee_shot4_81105.jpg


Anyone else agree???

[Katie Schmitz]

she's pretty fucking ugly!

[DroppedUrPocket]

I personally think she looks a lot better with black hair.

Anyone else agree???

Rawr! Daddy likey.

[CyberInferno]

Here are her personalities that are portrayed in those photos: First, she's Helena (yes, MCR Helena from the video), then she's Britney Spears, then she's a man.

[Katie Schmitz]

Rawr! Daddy likey.

It's too bad people drool over a computer manipulated image. :shake:

[DroppedUrPocket]

It's too bad people drool over a computer manipulated image. :shake:

Damn right!

[rr_thecrowing]

Ridiculous.

[xHittheWallx]

i personally think the panic! at the disco pictures look a lot more ridiculous.

and the lead singer of cartel reminds me of nick carter.
i always thought he did too, but i didnt want to get black listed on this website for saying it.

[ryanwheezy]

wow do i want to hate fuck her

hahaha.........best fucking line i've read in these forums

[el_flasho]

i personally think the panic! at the disco pictures look a lot more ridiculous.

haha, that's exactly what i was thinking. they are some odd looking motherfuckers.

too bad i'll be at my local record store when it opens to get their cd and the free poster...

[Katie Schmitz]

Damn right!

I lose some respect for you for that.

[ChasP0780]

It's too bad people drool over a computer manipulated image. :shake:
Haha at least it's not an SNL commercial break picture. I wonder if she's lip-syncing in those too...

[DroppedUrPocket]

I lose some respect for you for that.

BUT WHY :(

It's human nature, girl!

[Katie Schmitz]

BUT WHY :(

It's human nature, girl!

Maybe if she was good looking without all the computer touch ups ... then I'd call it human nature; but like images that aren't even real; it's something I just don't understand.

[Frank Giaramita]

Her nose is so fucked up, she looks like some sort of bird, like a seagull or some shit. I don't get how people find her attractive in any way.

[Katie Schmitz]

Her nose is so fucked up, she looks like some sort of bird, like a seagull or some shit. I don't get how people find her attractive in any way.
I guess because computers can do wonderful things!

[Frank Giaramita]

she's pretty fucking ugly!

I agree!!!!

[last light]

Maybe if she was good looking without all the computer touch ups ... then I'd call it human nature; but like images that aren't even real; it's something I just don't understand.
the queen of the changing avatar has spoken, you are now sent to the 3rd ring of hell...sodomize lane

[Katie Schmitz]

the queen of the changing avatar has spoken, you are now sent to the 3rd ring of hell...sodomize lane

:kneel:

[Frank Giaramita]

I guess because computers can do wonderful things!
Regardless of computers or anything, she's still disgusting in my book. Her and Paris Hilton both look like pterodactyls or something, with their hook noses... it's gross.

[YouMadeTheScene]

i think it'd be funny if her cd was kinda good.

it'd be like when a friend tells you he can do something cool you laugh it off and he does it and you just stand there kinda awkward and just shrug.

[Melissa Johnson]

I guess because computers can do wonderful things!Katie, this is why you're awesome.

[Katie Schmitz]

Regardless of computers or anything, she's still disgusting in my book. Her and Paris Hilton both look like pterodactyls or something, with their hook noses... it's gross.

Yeah, *barf*

Katie, this is why you're awesome.

Awesome-o!!! Thanks! You're not to shabby yourself ... :thumbsup:

[Doubleya2002]

I hate my best friend because he thinks she's hot. She's just a talentless and brainless bitch. Jessica needs to beat her up and teach her a lesson.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Regardless of computers or anything, she's still disgusting in my book. Her and Paris Hilton both look like pterodactyls or something, with their hook noses... it's gross.

Paris Hilton is really fucking disgusting. That's the first porno I've seen where I wanted to throw up (aside from chicks with dicks, of course.)

[i2ockbotm]

Nice ass-chin bitch!

[eagle1]

She looks good.
Does she have a single out already?

[Katie Schmitz]

Paris Hilton is really fucking disgusting.

Yeah, have you ever seen that episode of South Park ... "Stupid Spoiled Whore" pretty much sums her up.

[lostntheseethru]

Yeah, *barf*



Awesome-o!!! Thanks! You're not to shabby yourself ... :thumbsup:



i LOVE your title!!!

make us it, make us hip, make us scene

[adastra]

what the eff is the tattoo on her right wrist? i see the star on her left one.

what an asshat.

[Katie Schmitz]

i LOVE your title!!!

make us it, make us hip, make us scene

Hahaha, kudos to you for being the first to notice it!! :woot:

[DroppedUrPocket]

Yeah, have you ever seen that episode of South Park ... "Stupid Spoiled Whore" pretty much sums her up.

Oh god, that made me wanna fucking puke all over, too.

[Katie Schmitz]

Oh god, that made me wanna fucking puke all over, too.

Hahaha, it was pretty fucking gross ... but you know? I really don't believe it was that far from the truth!

[lostntheseethru]

Hahaha, kudos to you for being the first to notice it!! :woot:

haha im going into a heavy obsession with them right now this is why i noticed it...it may not be healthy. ill let you know on saturday after i see them again. haha

[weworemasks]

that is one creepy looking hooker.

[Katie Schmitz]

haha im going into a heavy obsession with them right now this is why i noticed it...it may not be healthy. ill let you know on saturday after i see them again. haha


LUCKY!!! I won't see them at the Fusion tour until November 11th....oh but I'm counting down the days! :wow:

[Spicoli hey bud]

I like milk

[Frank Giaramita]

That's the first porno I've seen where I wanted to throw up (aside from chicks with dicks, of course.)

Ew, you've seen pornos of chicks with dicks? Creep!

[Katie Schmitz]

Ew, you've seen pornos of chicks with dicks? Creep!
Yeah that's gross.....
:jackass:

[lostntheseethru]

LUCKY!!! I won't see them at the Fusion tour until November 11th....oh but I'm counting down the days! :wow:


yea im really excited. im driving to chicago for this one. i have a thing about seeing fall out boy in chicago. its never the same anywhere else after you've seen them in chicago. A-MAZING. anyway so panic is just super duper fun bonus. haha THEN ill see them again on november 18th when they are actually here in indy

[DroppedUrPocket]

Ew, you've seen pornos of chicks with dicks? Creep!

Not only seen, but enjoyed. ;)

Oh God I'm gonna make myself throw up.

[Katie Schmitz]

yea im really excited. im driving to chicago for this one. i have a thing about seeing fall out boy in chicago. its never the same anywhere else after you've seen them in chicago. A-MAZING. anyway so panic is just super duper fun bonus. haha THEN ill see them again on november 18th when they are actually here in indy

Well you just get an extra "NO FAIR!!"

;)

Not only seen, but enjoyed. ;)

Oh God I'm gonna make myself throw up.

:sick:

[Spicoli hey bud]

yea im really excited. im driving to chicago for this one. i have a thing about seeing fall out boy in chicago. its never the same anywhere else after you've seen them in chicago. A-MAZING. anyway so panic is just super duper fun bonus. haha THEN ill see them again on november 18th when they are actually here in indyI don't think I could ever go to chicago just because they call soda...pop

but yes, I'd go to see fall out boy

[lostntheseethru]

Not only seen, but enjoyed. ;)

Oh God I'm gonna make myself throw up.


YES!!! something that has effected you!!!

like all those horrible clown pictures and people with their faces painted in other posts you insist on putting up.

im thoroughly enjoying this moment.....



ok im done

[Katie Schmitz]

I don't think I could ever go to chicago just because they call soda...pop

but yes, I'd go to see fall out boy

We call it "pop" here ... but I'm trying to get in the habit of calling it "soda" ....

[Tony Pascarella]

I'm supposed to be receiving this album from Geffen when the advances go out, so I'll make sure I put the review in my sig.

[DroppedUrPocket]

I don't think I could ever go to chicago just because they call soda...pop

but yes, I'd go to see fall out boy

Haha. I call soda, soda.

[Spicoli hey bud]

Haha. I call soda, soda.that's because it is...soda :thumbsup:

We call it "pop" here ... but I'm trying to get in the habit of calling it "soda" ....DO IT!

[lostntheseethru]

I don't think I could ever go to chicago just because they call soda...pop

but yes, I'd go to see fall out boy


haha i call it pop...hahahhahaha


they truely do waaay better show in chicago. ive seen them in indy and chicago and cincinnati

[Spicoli hey bud]

haha i call it pop...hahahhahaha


they truely do waaay better show in chicago. ive seen them in indy and chicago and cincinnatisoooo road trip to chicago anyone?
who's coming to pick me up?

[Katie Schmitz]

soooo road trip to chicago anyone?
who's coming to pick me up?

ME!

[lostntheseethru]

ME!


ooooh you beat me to it!!!

[siimpx]

i like that blue dress. it's purty.
the lead singer from cartel is soo aaron carter's twin.

& for the soda pop discussion...if you live in the south, it's coke. i can't stand the other words.

[Spicoli hey bud]

ME!ooooh you beat me to it!!!alright I expect to see you both here by nighttime....alrighty then

[SLADE775]

awwww Tate was havin some milk......





"pop" Oh how I hate that.

[Ender217]

I don't get it. Why do these pictures make you spit milk onto keyboards?

[Spicoli hey bud]

"pop" Oh how I hate that.pop makes me think of this...
http://pages.cthome.net/ashfrogg/scpandb.jpg minus the snap and crackle

[theeasykill]

I don't get it. Why do these pictures make you spit milk onto keyboards?
Only because it's not "milk" that he's spilling all over. I hope his keyboard doesn't get too sticky.

[DroppedUrPocket]

YES!!! something that has effected you!!!

like all those horrible clown pictures and people with their faces painted in other posts you insist on putting up.

im thoroughly enjoying this moment.....



ok im done

Hahaha.

[piaffeprncess98]

Her nose is so fucked up, she looks like some sort of bird, like a seagull or some shit. I don't get how people find her attractive in any way.
I agree. But then again, I'm a girl.

[DroppedUrPocket]

I agree. But then again, I'm a girl.

I don't believe you.

[fsasatticus]

she is butt ugly compared to her sister.

[StrikeAnywhere9]

yea tate you should spend your time laughing at cartels pictures

[AdamTheBomb21]

We call it "pop" here ... but I'm trying to get in the habit of calling it "soda" ....
Im from CA...so I laugh everytime you get pop with your meal. Still makes me laugh

[jawkneephighv]

Hey, it's Paris Hilton but with a bigger nose...and maybe bigger tits?

[desh412]

Could she possibly look any worse?

[llwin]

I spit milk up all over my keyboard after seeing the new Ashlee Simpson promo pictures, and I just knew I just had to share them (http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/browseimages.php?c=8) with you. I'm distraught knowing her new CD hits stores the same day as the new Thrice album.
LMAO..thank u for sharing.

[Katie Schmitz]

Sort of off topic ... wtf? is up with the Alt Press' review of Cartel?? I think it was better than a 2! But that's just me.....

[bikescene]

what? she's hot.

[duffe]

:love:

[I Shoot Bands]

i'd totally hit that shit.

[CutTheStrings]

such a fucking tool.

[piaffeprncess98]

I don't believe you.
Thanks....appreciate that.

[xHittheWallx]

i like that blue dress. it's purty.
the lead singer from cartel is soo aaron carter's twin.

& for the soda pop discussion...if you live in the south, it's coke. i can't stand the other words.
what if it's pepsi?

[themookillman]

she shoulda kept the black hair, but i'd still do her

[Tony Pascarella]

I agree. But then again, I'm a girl.
Indeed. Hawt. ;)

i rather listen to ashlee simpson than thrice.
I sense some scene point rape in your future.

[jawkneephighv]

If you spilt your milk to this big-nosed ugly duckling I'd check the source of your milk. She's not hot. And she sounds like a fucking DUCK that smokes.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Thanks....appreciate that.

I was just being dumb. No offense was meant.

[uh oh smmoreo]

Am i the only one who thinks there's nothing wrong with the pictures?

[cinematic_life]

If you spilt your milk to this big-nosed ugly duckling I'd check the source of your milk. She's not hot. And she sounds like a fucking DUCK that smokes.
haha i so agree jonny!

[Big_Guy]

wow do i want to hate fuck her
preach it brother

[themookillman]

If you spilt your milk to this big-nosed ugly duckling I'd check the source of your milk. She's not hot. And she sounds like a fucking DUCK that smokes.
woah, down boy... take your anger and messed up sense of sexuality elsewhere

Am i the only one who thinks there's nothing wrong with the pictures?
im with you

[jawkneephighv]

woah, down boy... take your anger and messed up sense of sexuality elsewhere


im with youyou listen to finch. that's like a 2nd grader telling me i don't know how to read.

[themookillman]

you listen to finch. that's like a 2nd grader telling me i don't know how to read.
ha, wow, that was good... you got me there...

no, seriously, round of applause for dipshit

[adozenroses]

damn...i don't know what u assholes are talking about...she's pretty fuckin' hot.

[themookillman]

damn...i don't know what u assholes are talking about...she's pretty fuckin' hot.
amen

[MLLMillenium]

Foreal, she has an amazing body, you fuckers are pieces of shit. So who cares about her nose that's the only thing, shes still more attractive than 90% of the other chicks out their. Have you seen all of the over-weight fat ass people its gross.

Theres nothing REALLY wrong with her, not to the point to EVER call her ugly you dumb mother fuckers. Plus I'm willing to bet the majority of you assholes aren't even decent looking, so who are you to fucking judge. Jackasses.

[suchacreep]

i'm not a fan of the "hook" nose but at least she's comfortable enough with herself to not go under the knife.

jealousy is a bitch sometimes

[Colin Farrell]

wasnt ashlee simpson the reason why tbs wasnt #1 with wywtb?

[PomonaForEmpusa]

i'd fuck Ashlee Simpson sooooo hard...

[Tony Pascarella]

wasnt ashlee simpson the reason why tbs wasnt #1 with wywtb?
Haha. No, that was because that album sucked.

[kissbangkill]

you listen to finch. that's like a 2nd grader telling me i don't know how to read.

you like korn, link park, and the matches. you are in no place to insult anyones musical taste.

[StrikeAnywhere9]

Haha. No, that was because that album sucked.
ripping on tbs while you listen to cartel is retarded.

[Rufio21]

she looks like jessica...

[jawkneephighv]

you like korn, link park, and the matches. you are in no place to insult anyones musical taste.i am in the right place to insult musical tastes, dunce.

ha, wow, that was good... you got me there...

no, seriously, round of applause for dipshityeah, round of applause since yours are a bit busy masturbating to men with big noses.

[LPMagic]

i am in the right place to insult musical tastes, dunce.
There is no right place to insult anyone over anything. I wish people tried to keep that in mind, especially when debating.

- Jeff

[jawkneephighv]

There is no right place to insult anyone over anything. I wish people tried to keep that in mind, especially when debating.

- Jeff Okay, let's be realistic now.

[LPMagic]

Okay, let's be realistic now.
I was.

- Jeff

[splitsecond]

THAT WASNT MILK YOU PERV!

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

is that panic?

[themookillman]

i am in the right place to insult musical tastes, dunce.

yeah, round of applause since yours are a bit busy masturbating to men with big noses.
haha, keep going, PLEASE

you are as fun as the special olympics... its cute

[jawkneephighv]

haha, keep going, PLEASE

you are as fun as the special olympics... its cutei've never attended the special olympics. let me know when you're in them again so i can catch you this time. :thumbsup:

[themookillman]

i've never attended the special olympics. let me know when you're in them again so i can catch you this time. :thumbsup:
haha, oh man, scene points, that was good... seriously