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oldwirehands
09/26/05, 01:44 PM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29: * "If a man finds a young woman who is a virgin, who is not betrothed, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are found out, * then the man who lay with her shall give to the young woman's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife because he has humbled her; he shall not be permitted to divorce her all his days.
ghostyouare
09/26/05, 01:46 PM
you should see all the laws in Deut. my favorite one is:

If two men are fighting and the wife of one grabs the other man's genitiles in order to stop the fight he hand is to be cut off.
SkaBum14
09/26/05, 01:46 PM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29: * "If a man finds a young woman who is a virgin, who is not betrothed, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are found out, * then the man who lay with her shall give to the young woman's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife because he has humbled her; he shall not be permitted to divorce her all his days.

Actually, it's about $10.88. What a steal.



Thank you Google.
marbury1414
09/26/05, 01:46 PM
hahaha, "he has humbled her"
chaoticXpunk
09/26/05, 01:47 PM
Actually, it's about $10.88. What a steal.



Thank you Google.
Haha.
ghostyouare
09/26/05, 01:48 PM
Actually, it's about $10.88. What a steal.



Thank you Google.
Any chance that Marissa (french news anchor) is a virgin?
Drew Beringer
09/26/05, 01:49 PM
Actually, it's about $10.88. What a steal.



Thank you Google.

Haha
actionandaction
09/26/05, 01:50 PM
you should see all the laws in Deut. my favorite one is:

If two men are fighting and the wife of one grabs the other man's genitiles in order to stop the fight he hand is to be cut off.
wow.
SkaBum14
09/26/05, 01:50 PM
Any chance that Marissa (french news anchor) is a virgin?

It doesn't really matter for you because you aren't getting any from her if you can't get her name right. (Melissa)
Andy
09/26/05, 01:51 PM
Any chance that Marissa (french news anchor) is a virgin?
More pics of her please.
oldwirehands
09/26/05, 01:52 PM
Actually, it's about $10.88. What a steal.



Thank you Google.

Not bad. I hope her Dad takes Visa.
ghostyouare
09/26/05, 01:54 PM
It doesn't really matter for you because you aren't getting any from her if you can't get her name right. (Melissa)
I'm a stud kyle, I could get with a girl even if I didn't know her name and just got the right amount of syllables