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HolyCrapola
09/27/05, 09:32 PM
Anyone have any fucked up sex stories they'd like to share?
Note: No, I am not jerking off to these stories, nor am I using them for my own personal enjoyment. I am just in the mood for a laugh.
i had sex on a pool table. that should be entertaining for you.
apoemtothedead
09/27/05, 09:34 PM
One time during sex I called Lois "Frank." Your move Sherlock.
actually i think these kind of stories are funny too... someone find a site with a bunch and link it
haha
pinkerton
09/27/05, 09:50 PM
i'm hungry.
Crocodile Logic
09/27/05, 09:52 PM
i'm hungry.
bad story.
http://www.thatsembarrassing.com/sex.php
bad story.
i'm hungry for your body.
chaoticXpunk
09/27/05, 09:54 PM
I was doing this girl in the butt and she shat on my penis.
YourLatestVicti
09/27/05, 09:54 PM
actually i think these kind of stories are funny too... someone find a site with a bunch and link it
haha
http://tuckermax.com/ In theory that should be what you're looking for.
www.eroticmishaps.com/wronghole (www.lemonparty.com)
Louise Heng
09/27/05, 09:56 PM
http://tuckermax.com/ In theory that should be what you're looking for.
HAH yessssssss!!
tucker max is so awesome
pinkerton
09/27/05, 09:56 PM
www.eroticmishaps.com/wronghole (http://www.lemonparty.com/)
THANK JESUS THAT THAT LINK TOOK LONG TO LOAD.
i got lucky.
When I was 17 I was at my girlfriends house and her mom was in the room adjacent to the living room and we had sex right there on her couch.
Want to know the best part? She told her mom that and apparently she wasn't mad about it at all. Of course she told her mom two years later.
THANK JESUS THAT THAT LINK TOOK LONG TO LOAD.
i got lucky.
damnit.
seconds
09/27/05, 09:58 PM
this place has some pretty nifty stories about kissing... http://www.virtualkiss.com/
Alexandra
My worst kiss was when I was going out with this boy and we went to kiss, and he nearly enhaled my lip and I almost got chocked. The other time was when he sneezed in my face and snot blew all over my face [yuck!]
Crocodile Logic
09/27/05, 10:00 PM
damnit.
just for future linking reference, it's lemonparty.org. :thumbsup:
apoemtothedead
09/27/05, 10:01 PM
just for future linking reference, it's lemonparty.org. :thumbsup:
pwnthxc
just for future linking reference, it's lemonparty.org. :thumbsup:
ah okay. that'll help.
i like your sneaky style, Derek. and even though i'm too scared to look for myself, i don't have a problem trying to get others to look.
pinkerton
09/27/05, 10:07 PM
pussybitch.
pussybitch.
yeah, i know this.
Anton Djamoos
09/27/05, 10:13 PM
Embarassing story for me...hmm...
Nope, none. I don't have embarassing sex but I've done a lot of freaky kinky sex woo hoo!
Embarassing story for me...hmm...
Nope, none. I don't have embarassing sex but I've done a lot of freaky kinky sex woo hoo!
anything that has to do with chains, butter or animal suits?
Anton Djamoos
09/27/05, 10:17 PM
Wait, I have a good story.
One of my good friends was giving oral to a girl and when she orgasmed she farted.
anything that has to do with chains, butter or animal suits?
None of that. Furries rule though haha.
Wait, I have a good story.
One of my good friends was giving oral to a girl and when she orgasmed she farted.
None of that. Furries rule though haha.
whoops.
Spicoli hey bud
09/27/05, 10:18 PM
Tucker Max has been my hero for a long time
I can read his stories for days
Adeniz19
09/27/05, 10:19 PM
Wait, I have a good story.
One of my good friends was giving oral to a girl and when she orgasmed she farted.i would knock a bitch out
YourLatestVicti
09/27/05, 10:21 PM
Tucker Max has been my hero for a long time
I can read his stories for days
I checked out his site last night for the first time in a while and decided that I want to be him.
ghostyouare
09/27/05, 10:35 PM
damnit.
It's .org!
Anton Djamoos
09/27/05, 10:36 PM
http://www.relationship-woes.com/stories (www.tubboy.net)
Adeniz19
09/27/05, 10:39 PM
tub boy? i have no desire to find out what that is
It's .org!
yeah, Derek already corrected me. i haven't ever been to it, so i didn't know.
Anton Djamoos
09/27/05, 10:41 PM
check this out for all you tubgirl fans...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/ted5168/tubgirl2.jpg
A new one? The same old one?
Haha my roommate and I are looking up the most messed up pictures tonight.
Spicoli hey bud
09/27/05, 10:44 PM
I checked out his site last night for the first time in a while and decided that I want to be him.I went into barnes and noble last winter to ask for his book and they looked at me like I was retarded
merv the perv
09/28/05, 12:08 AM
I have one... It was the very first time my girlfriend or myself had ever had sex, and she was in pain because I've got a huge donger. Okay, not really, but she was still in pain. It was taking me a long time to finish because I knew how much it was hurting her. We were still in high school and we were at my house after school. After she finally started getting over the pain, my phone rang. I had to pick it up in case it was my mom and she said she was almost home or something. So she answers and says, "I'm at the store right now, do you want me to get you anything?" Without ever pulling out, I answered, "Yeah....get me some Dr. Pepper" and hung up.
InvisibleNinjas
09/28/05, 12:18 AM
I have one... It was the very first time my girlfriend or myself had ever had sex, and she was in pain because I've got a huge donger. Okay, not really, but she was still in pain. It was taking me a long time to finish because I knew how much it was hurting her. We were still in high school and we were at my house after school. After she finally started getting over the pain, my phone rang. I had to pick it up in case it was my mom and she said she was almost home or something. So she answers and says, "I'm at the store right now, do you want me to get you anything?" Without ever pulling out, I answered, "Yeah....get me some Dr. Pepper" and hung up.hahaha! that's paris hilton style shit right there, son! (scuse me, i'm drunk)
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