The spider vs me.

[ghostyouare]

I went to let my dogs inside and out of the corner of my eye I see this huge ass black widow so I decided to make a picture thread about it.

So I see this:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/0KC0mputer/asd/1.jpg

and I decide to grab something from the garage and come back.
when I return I find him still chilling out.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/0KC0mputer/asd/4.jpg

and I'm tired of looking at how huge this thing is and I get to work. (that's a "blow-torch")

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/0KC0mputer/asd/2.jpg

-The end

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/0KC0mputer/asd/3.jpg

[a typicalcliche]

shoot it

[Tyler Revolution]

Damn, that was a close fight. Good work though.

[ghostyouare]

I already burnt it with a blow torch :(

[apoemtothedead]

Shit, get a fuckin gardener or something.

[swirlofhues]

hahaha i killed three spiders in the past three days.

[a typicalcliche]

I already burnt it with a blow torch :(
aww lucky

[ghostyouare]

Shit, get a fuckin gardener or something.
vince lives far away :(

[a typicalcliche]

hahaha i killed three spiders in the past three days.
yeah, you kill spiders in your spare time

[apoemtothedead]

yeah, you kill spiders in your spare time
that's hawt.

[ghostyouare]

hahaha i killed three spiders in the past three days.
Karmas gonna be a bitch.

that's hawt.
Yes, yes I am.

[apoemtothedead]

Karmas gonna be a bitch.


Yes, yes I am.
Billy will protect her from the King of Spiders.

[ghostyouare]

Billy will protect her from the King of Spiders.
I would kick the scorpion kings ass.

[swirlofhues]

dude, i woke up to a spider 2 inches away from my face in the car. i feel like i should deserve a medal for killing it instead of being devoured by in in the near future.

[ghostyouare]

dude, i woke up to a spider 2 inches away from my face in the car. i feel like i should deserve a medal for killing it instead of being devoured by in in the near future.
...you were sleeping while driving? you are hardcore.

I hear people eat 7 spiders in their sleep in the course of their life.

[apoemtothedead]

...you were sleeping while driving? you are hardcore.

I hear people eat 7 spiders in their sleep in the course of their life.
it's per year actually.

dude, i woke up to a spider 2 inches away from my face in the car. i feel like i should deserve a medal for killing it instead of being devoured by in in the near future.
Sleeping around in cars? I feel so e-betrayed. :(

[swirlofhues]

...you were sleeping while driving? you are hardcore.

I hear people eat 7 spiders in their sleep in the course of their life. haha, no. i can't drive yet. :redface:


i heard that about the sleeping thing, too. ive trained myself to sleep with the blanket around my mouth. im really freaked out by them.


it's per year actually.


Sleeping around in cars? I feel so e-betrayed. :(

i was drugged.

[ghostyouare]

it's per year actually.


Sleeping around in cars? I feel so e-betrayed. :(oh I mixed that up with the jews eat 7 first borns in their life time.

[a typicalcliche]

dude, i woke up to a spider 2 inches away from my face in the car. i feel like i should deserve a medal for killing it instead of being devoured by in in the near future.ill give you more then a medal, ill give you the key to mark's heart

[ghostyouare]

haha, no. i can't drive yet. :redface:


i heard that about the sleeping thing, too. ive trained myself to sleep with the blanket around my mouth. im really freaked out by them.you can't drive yet? I thought you were like 32

ill give you more then a medal, ill give you the key to mark's heart
hahahaha

[Anton Djamoos]

Spiders freak me out. I think if I ever saw a spider like that, I'd run away and get my sister to kill it. I am such a *****.

[apoemtothedead]

you can't drive yet? I thought you were like 32


hahahaha
silly, asians can never drive.

oh I mixed that up with the jews eat 7 first borns in their life time.
We don't eat them. We drown them at birth. We save ourselves time.

[ghostyouare]

Spiders freak me out. I think if I ever saw a spider like that, I'd run away and get my sister to kill it. I am such a *****.
******?

silly, asians can never drive.


We don't eat them. We drown them at birth. We save ourselves time.
it makes sense

[apoemtothedead]

Spiders freak me out. I think if I ever saw a spider like that, I'd run away and get my sister to kill it. I am such a *****.
and your sister is such a butch.

[swirlofhues]

you can't drive yet? I thought you were like 32


hahahaha

my mom holds my hand while we cross the street.


ill give you more then a medal, ill give you the key to mark's heart
:wow:!

[ghostyouare]

my mom holds my hand while we cross the street.
My mom holds my hand period


:wow:!you do realize mark is jewish right?

[a typicalcliche]

my mom holds my hand while we cross the street.



:wow:!
can i be yo momma?

[ghostyouare]

can i be yo momma?
shake what yo momma gave ya

[a typicalcliche]

My mom holds my hand period


you do realize mark is jewish right?
can i be yo momma ??

[ghostyouare]

can i be yo momma ??
uhh sure, but im not going to do any breast feeding again.

[swirlofhues]

can i be yo momma?
since we already share the same grandmother.. why not.


My mom holds my hand period


you do realize mark is jewish right?
haha. its ok, god created us the way we are. :)




and jesus.

[Drew Beringer]

good job

[apoemtothedead]

good job
gj

[ghostyouare]

since we already share the same grandmother.. why not.



haha. its ok, god created us the way we are. :)




and jesus.
Mark hates jesus, he even had him crucified :(


your G-g-g-g-g-ma! is hot.

[apoemtothedead]

Mark hates jesus, he even had him crucified :(


your G-g-g-g-g-ma! is hot.
Him and his crazy ideas of peace and love. Those morals don't belong on Earth.

[ghostyouare]

Him and his crazy ideas of peace and love. Those morals don't belong on Earth.
you just hated him because he was white :)

[apoemtothedead]

you just hated him because he was white :)
He probably wasn't. Jesus was a sand ******.

[ghostyouare]

He probably wasn't. Jesus was a sand ******.
i was kidding he was jewish :( Lineage of daivd :(

[hXc_pwnage]

Good job Trevor.

We are riding the world of spiders, one nasty fucker at a time.

[ghostyouare]

Good job Trevor.

We are riding the world of spiders, one nasty fucker at a time.
i hxc pwned that spider

[hXc_pwnage]

i hxc pwned that spider
Do you want a merit badge now?

Spider Owner.

[ghostyouare]

Do you want a merit badge now?

Spider Owner.
that would be sweet

[hXc_pwnage]

I sucked up 4 spiders at once the other week with my shop vac.

I fucking hate spiders.

[tRigGerFinGeR]

fucking giganticon, that is freaking huge! too big to squish, i think blow-torch was a fine choice!

[ghostyouare]

fucking giganticon, that is freaking huge! too big to squish, i think blow-torch was a fine choice!
thank you :)

[Andy]

Shit man, do you live in the Amazon or something?

[ghostyouare]

yes, Southern California is in the amazon

[Alex Djaferis]

fuck thats crazy. black widows. eew.

i hate spiders. i hate being slightly arachnophobic

[ghostyouare]

haha I love blow torches.

[SkaBum14]

You should have harvested its deadly poison first to coat the tips of your arrows for when you're hunting wild bison in the plains.

[Andy]

You should have harvested its deadly poison first to coat the tips of your arrows for when you're hunting wild bison in the plains.
Dude, this isnt the manly man thread.

Plus, it's Trevor.

[SkaBum14]

Dude, this isnt the manly man thread.

Plus, it's Trevor.

I don't care. I cannot be contained by puny threads!


And true. I didn't think about that. We never actually see a picture of him taking the blowtorch to the spider. He probably just dropped his Easy Bake Oven on it.

[Andy]

His mom did the killing, Trevor did the cooking.

[Anton Djamoos]

and your sister is such a butch.
Umm...definitely not.

http://myspace-481.vo.llnwd.net/00210/18/49/210989481_m.jpg

[Andy]

Umm...definitely not.

http://myspace-481.vo.llnwd.net/00210/18/49/210989481_m.jpg
Phone #

[Anton Djamoos]

Phone #
(732) 439-2349

[Tristan Needler]

oh fuck, when i go home this afternoon i'll have to see if this picture of this spider that was in my yard is still on it.

its intense. there was like a family of them, and it looked like they should only live in some weird tropical jungle or something.

[marrost]

Can't one of those kill you?

[IcedOpethBlind]

I hear people eat 7 spiders in their sleep in the course of their life.

hey, that was my snapple fact of the day yesterday! though i think its 8, not 7. anywhooo....

[VeloriumCamper]

I went to let my dogs inside and out of the corner of my eye I see this huge ass black woman
That's what i was expecting.