Anchorman

[WakingTheMisery]

So I have been having a pretty shitty night and decided to throw this on. Best idea ever. Huge pick me up movie.

[ThisIsNotDan]

when this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together

[WakingTheMisery]

I will smash your face into a car windshield, take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.

[Rawrr]

I should throw this on when I go to bed later.
thanks.

[mouood]

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[lfdfforever]

pornhub helps to pick me up

[ThisIsNotDan]

I have many leather-bound books

[WakingTheMisery]

It stings the nostrils.

[Smash Adams]

you pooped in the refrigerator and ate the whole wheel of cheese

[WakingTheMisery]

NOW THIS IS HAPPENING!

x

[mouood]

I will not eat cat poop!

[lindZ629]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/755.gif

[pinklipgloss]

Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck.

[ThisIsNotDan]

oooooh sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

[mouood]

I AM EXPRESSING MY INNER ANGUISH THROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG!

x

[WakingTheMisery]

Which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

[splitsecond]

this movie is much funnier now than when i first watched it.

[WakingTheMisery]

this movie is much funnier now than when i first watched it.

I agree 1000%

[ThisIsNotDan]

hard to believe it's already 5 years old

[pinklipgloss]

What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on.

[WakingTheMisery]

Well like they say, "When in Rome..."

[J.C.]

http://funnymovieshirts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/anchorman-funny-shirt-i-love-lamp-300x240.gif

[WakingTheMisery]

Literally just happened.

[mouood]

And I'm Tits...I'm Ron Burgundy.

[ThisIsNotDan]

I'm...Ron Burgundy?

[Keagan Ilvonen]

Hay Aqualung

[splitsecond]

yes, there were horses and a man on fire. and i killed a guy with a trident.

[scenopath]

60% of the time, it works every time.




A comedic masterpiece, clearly.

[mouood]

Milk was a bad choice!

[what_ever]

I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a thousand..

[eraserhead]

Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...my motto's always been when it's right it's right, so why wait until the middle of a cold dark night

[circatbs]

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

[WakingTheMisery]

Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...my motto's always been when it's right it's right, so why wait until the middle of a cold dark night

This song actually just made me want to put on Arrested Development.

[eraserhead]

This song actually just made me want to put on Arrested Development.
hahahah..."I didn't know the lyrics"

[PtMKiLlZ]

great odins raven

[circatbs]

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

[BauerFTW]

The bears can smell their menstruation.

[Drew Beringer]

And I'm Tits...I'm Ron Burgundy.
one of the best lines

[Drew Beringer]

Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Great story. Compelling, and rich.

[Drew Beringer]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

[batmannj]

You ate the whole cheese wheel? And pooped in the refrigerator? No I'm not mad, in fact, I am pretty impressed.

[WakingTheMisery]

Boo at the move.

[polock]

its the pattern on the pants, i was actually going to return them

[polock]

and how could anyone forget

"YOU SCORPION WOMAN!"

[SingleDoubt]

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.

[ThisIsNotDan]

where'd you get THOSE clothes...

[SingleDoubt]

where'd you get THOSE clothes...

...from the toilet... store?

[Dirty Ernie]

You have to keep your head on a swivel when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cock fight.

[PtMKiLlZ]

Im In A Glass Case Of Emotion!!

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

[Kaleidoscope]

Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

[TBSowns524]

Brian, I'm not going to lie to you... that smells like pure gasoline

[hydraulicheart]

This is one big feel-good thread full of win.

[WakingTheMisery]

And your probably wanted for murder.

[Batman138]

Its terrible, she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like CINNAMON!

[Keagan Ilvonen]

Let's dance dickweed. "You want to dance Ronny? I wanna polka."

[brittluvsmusic]

haha i love this movie, my friend and are love the part when jack black's character punted baxter over the bridge.
best scene in the movie

[AshesAshes]

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

[TalkShowsOnMute]

I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do have a nickname for my penis.

[MyWorldEntire]

BAXTER! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

[DroppedUrPocket]

it's up there with old school for my favorite "frat pack" movie. so hilarious.

[a speedo model]

Now I want to watch the movie, THANKS

[Andy K]

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: ...The party ...the pants ...party with the pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Mm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No-yes, he did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No I don't want to go to a party in your pants...
Brick Tamland: Very well. (Turns to crew member) Ian! Would you like to go to a party in my pants?

[SlappedActor]

This burrito is delicious but it is FILLING!

[itsmesean0630]

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet!

YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY?!? I'm sorry.

[itsmesean0630]

Its quite pungent. Stings the nostrils. Brian I'm not gonna lie that smells like pure gasoline.

[Charles777]

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

[fenderkid212]

What's the latest on the sequel? I heard they were writing it a while ago. Seems like a bad idea to me, its hard to follow up a movie like anchorman.

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gunshow and see if she like's the goods.

[ActorInThisPlay]

one of my favorite comedies ever...I love it and I've probably seen it around 20 times.

[Charles777]

one of my favorite comedies ever...I love it and I've probably seen it around 20 times.
Once, I watched this movie about that many times in a week. No lie broseph

[itsmesean0630]

Ed: "Ron, are you paying attention?"
Ron: "Nope."
Ed: "Well, this concerns all of us."
Ron: "...okay..."

[ActorInThisPlay]

Once, I watched this movie about that many times in a week. No lie broseph
haha nice...I think it was TBS like 3 times in one day and I watched it all 3 times while I was doing homework.

[musiclovr89]

hahah so funny.

[KillTheMusic]

"it smells like big foot's dick!"
"it smells like shit covered in burnt hair!"

[Charles777]

haha nice...I think it was TBS like 3 times in one day and I watched it all 3 times while I was doing homework.
This movie also made me over use the word "broseph" in everyday conversation

[ActorInThisPlay]

This movie also made me over use the word "broseph" in everyday conversation
haha yeah, me2

[colorlesscliche]

Going to this next week;

http://drafthouse.com/movies/action_pack_the_anchorman_quote-along/winchester

[Smash Adams]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/coco/release/sites/default/files/CONAN_TWITPIC_RON_BURGANDY_POST_rea l.jpg

[colorlesscliche]

Interesting. Announcing a sequel I hope.

[irthesteve]

I was going to post that! He'll be on the show tonight

[Smash Adams]

MrNA7RjU91I
"Me and Paramount have come to an agreement ... There will be a sequel to Anchorman"
http://www.deadline.com/2012/03/will-ferrell-returns-for-anchorman-2/#utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[irthesteve]

oooh lordy

[LivingTheLyrics]

Made a thread for this before I saw this discussion in here lol. Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant believe it

[irthesteve]

Anchorman is probably my favorite comedy of all time, sooooooooooooo I hope this lives up to the original

[Charles777]

Awwwwwwww shit.

[LivingTheLyrics]

Anchorman is probably my favorite comedy of all time, sooooooooooooo I hope this lives up to the original

Definitely mine. I probably quote it hourly to this day lol

[Drew Beringer]

goddamn yes

[irthesteve]

Definitely mine. I probably quote it hourly to this day lol
Possibly the most quotable film in the history of the world

[jwicklun]

Weird that this and Step Brothers 2 are coming up haha.