sex positions

[IAmNietzche]

name one and how its done

[Fullcollapse3k]

Doggystyle - Man enters the woman from behind.

[marrost]

Good band.

Reverse Cowgirl - Bitch on top AND you get to look at the ass.

[IAmNietzche]

Good band.yup

Good band.

Reverse Cowgirl - Bitch on top AND you get to look at the ass.love it

[Signals Corrupted]

excellent band - i like the chick on top, facing me.

[shane hennessey]

congress of the cow-
When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull

[marrost]

congress of the cow-
When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull
Best In Show?

[Crocodile Logic]

http://www.emotionalbreakdown.com/public/images/recensioni/SexPositions-SelfTitledLarge.jpg

[shane hennessey]

Best In Show?
fo'sho

[marrost]

fo'sho
Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

[AreTwoKay]

I thought this was going to be about the band haha
I prefer hitting it from the back.

[shane hennessey]

Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?
guess how much i can bench press

[sundaysetsashes]

making a girl queef after sex is the most humiliating thing ever (for her) but one of the funniest things ive ever heard

[Hey Mr. Destiny]

Mark... what is the name of the guy in your avatar? It's killing me. Isn't it Terry something the Office Linebacker? Sorry if this has been asked and I missed it.

[shane hennessey]

Mark... what is the name of the guy in your avatar? It's killing me. Isn't it Terry something the Office Linebacker? Sorry if this has been asked and I missed it.
terry tate

[Hey Mr. Destiny]

terry tate
Ahh thank you sir

[KarolaBloch]

wow i was going to make a thread on them today.. awesome band.

[ArTkY_]

Masturbation - hand on penis. rub. repeat.

[Lueda Alia]

I'll make one up one of these days..

[Crocodile Logic]

I'll make one up one of these days..
i'll help you out.

[Skatetopunk]

I'll make one up one of these days..
i will help you practice it... :)

[SkaBum14]

Mexican Avalanche - You jizz in the girl's hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.

[Tristan Needler]

fat chance guys, fat chance.

[Crocodile Logic]

Mexican Avalanche - You jizz in the girls hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
hahahaha

angry pirate - bust in her eye, then kick her in the leg.

[ghostyouare]

Mexican Avalanche - You jizz in the girl's hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.
i cant count the number of times I (mike tyson) has done that.

[chaoticXpunk]

You guys are forgetting about the Houdini.

It's not really a position, but if Kyle's counts, so does the Houdini. ;)

[Crocodile Logic]

It's not really a position, but if Kyle's counts, so does the Houdini. ;)
yeah, that's what i was thinking with the pirate.

[chaoticXpunk]

yeah, that's what i was thinking with the pirate.
Haha, the pirate's a good 'un.

Houdini - doing her from behind, pull out and say you're jizzing on her back (but really, you spit on it), then when she turns around, bust it in her face.

[Crocodile Logic]

Haha, the pirate's a good 'un.

Houdini - doing her from behind, pull out and say you're jizzing on her back (but really, you spit on it), then when she turns around, bust it in her face.
ah, i know that as the philly fake-out.

[chaoticXpunk]

ah, i know that as the philly fake-out.
I think I like that name better.

[apoemtothedead]

Donkey punch.

[Crocodile Logic]

I think I like that name better.
haha yeah, go with that one.

[ghostyouare]

Donkey punch.
rebs?

[Crocodile Logic]

Donkey punch.
quality.

rebs?
haha

[apoemtothedead]

rebs?
she looks like it's been done too many times already.

[chaoticXpunk]

haha yeah, go with that one.
I think I will from now on.

she looks like it's been done too many times already.
brnt.

[Crocodile Logic]

I think I will from now on.
:headspin:

[IAmNietzche]

Buckin Bronco - start fucking a girl, then tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can hold on.

Alaskan Pipe Line - take a shit, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

[chaoticXpunk]

Buckin Bronco - start fucking a girl, then tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can hold on.
I've heard different variations of that one.

But the second one... just, no.

[Crocodile Logic]

Buckin Bronco - start fucking a girl, then tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can hold on.

Alaskan Pipe Line - take a shit, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
haha yeah, i've heard both of these. but the buckin' bronco, you tell her you fucked her sister.

[ghostyouare]

loveswing.com/SPINNER.gif

[Crocodile Logic]

sit on it. and rotate.

[IAmNietzche]

Edit:

Come on now, you know that won't fly.

[chaoticXpunk]

haha yeah, i've heard both of these. but the buckin' bronco, you tell her you fucked her sister.
That's the one I'd heard, along with saying your ex's name instead of her's.

[im_random]

Haha okay so this is what I don't miss about going to school with boys.

[IAmNietzche]

That's the one I'd heard, along with saying your ex's name instead of her's.yeah but the AIDS would get her really going

[Crocodile Logic]

yeah but the AIDS would get her really going
true.

[chaoticXpunk]

yeah but the AIDS would get her really going
Very true.

[youcomebeforeyo]

Dirty Sanchez/Hitler = Finger up asshole whilst engaging in intercourse. The finger then is wiped under the nose to create a moustache hence the Hitler.

Sandstorm = When you grab a handfull of sand on the beach and throw it up the girls vagina.


I will try out the bronco sometime.

[Crocodile Logic]

gorilla mask - this one involves some pre-meditative procedures. shave your pubes, bust on her face, then blow your pubes at her.

[IAmNietzche]

Dirty Sanchez/Hitler = Finger up asshole whilst engaging in intercourse. The finger then is wiped under the nose to create a moustache hence the Hitler.

Sandstorm = When you grab a handfull of sand on the beach and throw it up the girls vagina.


I will try out the bronco sometime.its a relationship ender... believe me

[chaoticXpunk]

gorilla mask - this one involves some pre-meditative procedures. shave your pubes, bust on her face, then blow your pubes at her.
Hahahah.

[IAmNietzche]

coming up: a pig that refuses to eat jews???