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Klatzke
02/21/09, 09:56 PM
Foxy Shazam - Introducing...
Release Date: January 22, 2008
Record Label: Ferret Records

I have a story to tell. Not a bad story, by any means, but also not one that you'd want your children experiencing. I'll set the stage: late one night, I'm up, studying in a most studious way with a new album I'd recently purchased playing in the background when I begin to drift off to sleep...

Much to my surprise, a man storms into my room. He starts cheering, and exclaims: "I always knew there was something special about that boy, and the way he stuck his hand out the window and flew it like an aeroplane!" I, startled, instantly jump up from the warm depths of my computer chair whilst the stranger drops the microphone that seemed to appear from nowhere and begins to plead his case.

He says: "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to startle you. My name's Eric Nally, and all I can really say is that I like to make one hell of an entrance. You see, I'm from a land of nonsenical names and off-the-wall antics that accomplish more than most people that try the same things because, well, I don't really draw the line."

Still attempting to make sense of the whole situation, I sit down and he exclaims: "No, don't sit down! Some would say I'm a dangerous man -- and knowing how prone I am to changing my mood I wouldn't dare take a seat." I finally muster up the courage to speak, squeeking out only "Well, uhh, what are you.."

"..doing here?" He says, finishing my sentence. "Well, young lad, I'm here to escort you to a festival of sorts. It's not the normal kind of festival, you see. In fact, it's a musical festival." Before I know it, I'm swept out of my room and I'm standing in a crowded club. I can make out neon glowing from the entrance, and looking around, I spot a stage where my newfound cohort is standing on stage with a cigarette doing the "asking for a light" motions with his hand. Someone grants him a lighter, and he continues to take a few puffs of his newly lit cig before promptly turning it around, opening his mouth, and casting the cigarette into it. Suddenly, a man storms the stage. Multi-colored beard flailing, he takes his place besides a keyboard, climbs upon it and slams out notes that seem random at first, but I quickly notice that there's quite a bit of melody to this seemingly random assortment, and the man can, in fact, play much better than you'd expect from his fervent look.

My newly found friend, Nally, then speaks up, softly explaining something about a fight with a grizzly bear, and some kinds of "Ghost Animals." At this point, he's basically screaming at me, though his voice isn't distorting, and you can clearly hear him yelling "They took my arms and they threw em over there, they took my legs and they threw em over there, grind your booty til' you get some heat friction!"

Wondering what kind of madman I've run into this time, I quickly turn to leave before I hear the tortured screaming and see Nally leap from the stage to be magically caught by a crowd that must have just turned from the ethereal to the corpreal. They throw him back on stage, and he turns around, looks straight into my eyes, grabs the mic, and begins to sing in a way that (hearing his previous ventures) I didn't fully expect. This time he seems, well, almost sane as he proclaims "Say, that you love me, say, that you're mine" once again supported by his trusty, beard-full friend. This doesn't last long, however, and before too long, I see the swagger beginning to well back up behind his eyes. He looks at me, stares deep into my eyes and asks "Are you ready to roll?" Before I could answer, he yells "Wait! I don't wanna know!" and suddenly there's a full band behind him; there's a drummer furiously beating away at his set, obviously trying to overcome the hold that both the vocals and the piano have over their frenetic music, while the guitarist and bass player throw out lines that weave in and out of the cacophinic sound that they're crafting. At this point, I was basically lost in the music, trying to keep my head, all I heard was him screaming something about a bonfire before I ran for the door, as I reached it, I was expecting the cool, fresh air of a not-so-inner-city-but-still-in-a-bad-neighborhood street to meet me. Darting out, expecting a cool breeze--I find myself dead center of the playing band, with them all staring dead at me. Nally looks at me and says "I know what you're thinking Andrew, but you gotta believe me. The only people out at this time of the night are the cops."

Once again, I see the wild glint in his eyes and before I can even react, he's got me moving my feet right along with his; dancing the steps of his insanity. But that's just it, he wasn't making me. It was so hard to resist that well, I just went right along with it, because it was, well... fun. I felt like I was playing right into this madman's hands, but there was nothing I could do, sometimes, it just feels right.

In the last nonsensical words that I would ever hear from him, Nally looks me straight in the eyes, and in his most serious of tones declares: "Tell my mamma that I loved her, tell my pappa the same thing."

Suddenly--I wake up in my computer chair, falling straight forward into my computer desk that I'd somehow pushed away from in my sleep. Before getting up, I examined the nonsense dream I reasoned I'd awoken from. Though it was odd, it was one of those dreams that you wish you could have again and again; one that you miss when it's over. As I start to get up, I hear a door slam behind me. Jolting upright, I look towards the door and see nothing. Upon closer examination, I look towards my dresser where there's a single basketball spinning with only one simple word inscribed upon it: "Introducing..."

punk gone soul

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TriangularDuck
02/27/09, 08:58 AM
Hell yeah, awesome review.

Broclee
02/27/09, 09:25 AM
I love this album, but that review...well, it was interesting!

Klatzke
02/27/09, 10:17 AM
I love this album, but that review...well, it was interesting!
haha ya digg?

Broclee
02/27/09, 12:36 PM
haha ya digg?
It was a very interesting style, and the use of narrative was clever. For my own personal tastes, I would have preferred more comments on the good and not-so-good things about the album, but everyone's style is different.

Klatzke
02/27/09, 12:43 PM
It was a very interesting style, and the use of narrative was clever. For my own personal tastes, I would have preferred more comments on the good and not-so-good things about the album, but everyone's style is different.
More for fun than anything really. Older release, so.

Broclee
02/27/09, 12:45 PM
More for fun than anything really. Older release, so.
True, and it was a lot of fun, the imagery was great.

Klatzke
02/27/09, 12:49 PM
True, and it was a lot of fun, the imagery was great.
Thank you, thank you.

Jeremy Aaron
02/27/09, 12:57 PM
I thought this was great on your blog. Glad to see it get posted.

Klatzke
02/27/09, 01:06 PM
I thought this was great on your blog. Glad to see it get posted.
Thank you

sargentlgfuad
02/27/09, 01:39 PM
love it so much. (this album/your review)
his voice is brilliant and their music is bountiful.

zombie!pirate!
02/27/09, 04:39 PM
too tedious of a review. I respect you trying to change things up, but I felt I was reading more of a story then an actual CD review

Klatzke
02/27/09, 09:28 PM
too tedious of a review. I respect you trying to change things up, but I felt I was reading more of a story then an actual CD review
kinda the point brah. But, if you're intelligent at all I'd say you could walk away with this with the feel of the album, obviously others think so as well. No reason to slight me in this thread/ the dgd one.

hockeyguitar99
02/27/09, 11:29 PM
Finally. This was genius Klatzke.

Klatzke
02/28/09, 09:08 AM
Finally. This was genius Klatzke.
:blush:

zombie!pirate!
03/02/09, 05:09 PM
kinda the point brah. But, if you're intelligent at all I'd say you could walk away with this with the feel of the album, obviously others think so as well. No reason to slight me in this thread/ the dgd one.
Oh my bad brah. I just was expecting to read a music review on a music website made for music reviews that had some actual feedback instead of metaphors and imagined experiences...

And the fact that you're challenging my intelligence after I attempted to give you constructive criticism on you're review... Well that speaks for itself.

I love this CD and I understand what you're trying to do, but all I was saying was tie some more actual analysis into your work.

brah.

Klatzke
03/02/09, 05:46 PM
Oh my bad brah. I just was expecting to read a music review on a music website made for music reviews that had some actual feedback instead of metaphors and imagined experiences...

And the fact that you're challenging my intelligence after I attempted to give you constructive criticism on you're review... Well that speaks for itself.

I love this CD and I understand what you're trying to do, but all I was saying was tie some more actual analysis into your work.

brah.
if you've read a single other of my reviews on this site you know that I often do that. This was switching it up. It's not like I'm new to this whole thing, I understand that most reviews capture analytical experience. This is an older album, and it wasn't for the "press" as most reviews are. This was for fun, because I felt like writing it up.

And wasn't really directly attacking your intelligence, just said that it's easy to walk away with what the album is like, and I'm sure as you've read the comments you can see that everyone else feels that way as well. "too tedious of a review" and then commenting and making fun of me in the DGD review did, in no way, seem "constructive."

Brah.

Klatzke
03/03/09, 06:12 PM
You actually get sent albums to review? I guess that explains your abundance of awesome review
hah, thank you. and yes, like 75% of my reviews are based off of albums sent to me probably. The others are just because I feel like it. Anything that's coming out that's modern is most likely one I've been sent. And i do it for a couple other sites as well.

Klatzke
03/03/09, 06:44 PM
Thats cool. I always figured you just liked reviewing but I guess this explains why most of what you review is in a similar genre
Well i request what I want from the lists here. And if i didn't like reviewing I wouldn't do it ;-)

kevinAIWW
10/15/09, 08:32 AM
:rape:

Klatzke
10/15/09, 11:02 AM
:rape:
...?

kevinAIWW
10/19/09, 08:26 AM
as in, you sir, raped the interview.


its a good thing.

kevinAIWW
10/19/09, 08:26 AM
not interview. review.. my bad.

Klatzke
10/19/09, 08:37 AM
as in, you sir, raped the interview.


its a good thing.
lol well thank you