I am amazing...

[richter915]

at performing cunnilingus

that is all.

[apoemtothedead]

nice vocab. :thumbsup:

[IAmCountryMusic]

i've been told that too

maybe because i actually like doing it.

[btbam > you]

good to know.

[IAmCountryMusic]

at performing analingus

that is all.
:-/

[Signals Corrupted]

:-/

dj i would consider buying a memphis shirt, but i do not have an ebay account nor do i have the patience to make one - how else could one make such a transaction with you?


btw i kick ass at going down

[richter915]

:-/
jealous?

[b e L I E v e]

cunnilingus

what a fun word

excuse me sir, would you like some cunnilingus with those fries?

[A picasso blue]

sounds latin. i'll ask my latin teacher the origin of that word next time

[ghostyouare]

Ill take it that this is were the word cunt came from?

[b e L I E v e]

Ill take it that this is were the word cunt came from?

havent you ever heard of dickolingus

its the new fad

[marrost]

at performing cunnilingus

that is all.
You're better at sucking my dick.

[A picasso blue]

Ill take it that this is were the word cunt came from?
yep. the latin word is "cunna"



** The More You Know**

[richter915]

You're better at sucking my dick.
this is true too

[i like guitars]

btw i kick ass at going down



on men...

[randomgrrl2]

yep. the latin word is "cunna"



** The More You Know**Yes! I love learning things in the sex threads. :wow:

[A picasso blue]

oh and:

lingua = tongue.
so there ya go, it's pretty self-explanatory


is it weird that i've never even had a girlfriend but i know way too much about sex?

[richter915]

oh and:

lingua = tongue.
so there ya go, it's pretty self-explanatory


is it weird that i've never even had a girlfriend but i know way too much about sex?
it's usually the ones who don't date that know shit loads about sex and crap.

all my knowledge of sex and porn during my lonely years (age 0 - 17) helped become a sex god.

[SC0926]

my boyfriend does it great...and the tongue ring only makes it better. mmmhmm,

[infamous_alias]

Colonel Angus. Walken is GOD.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/02mangus.phtml

[aminorthreat55]

Colonel Angus. Walken is GOD.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/02mangus.phtml
Best sketch ever.

[b e L I E v e]

my boyfriend does it great...and the tongue ring only makes it better. mmmhmm,
i am about to go get my tongue pierced

[xglassjawx]

i am about to go get my tongue pierced
A girl in my film studies class did that and she couldn't talk after! Haha, ah well i've seen it go wrong and then turn out ok

[SC0926]

i am about to go get my tongue pierced
yeah my boyfriend has it done, and it does hurt for a few days afterwards, kinda sucks to eat...but as long as you take care of it, its fine. and lemme tell you if you do have a girlfriend, or just a lady friend whom you like to have some fun with, they will appreciate it. trust me

[nobodysmonkey]

yeah my boyfriend has it done, and it does hurt for a few days afterwards, kinda sucks to eat...but as long as you take care of it, its fine. and lemme tell you if you do have a girlfriend, or just a lady friend whom you like to have some fun with, they will appreciate it. trust me
Indeed.

[IAmCountryMusic]

jealous?
shit no

[Signals Corrupted]

yeah my boyfriend has it done, and it does hurt for a few days afterwards, kinda sucks to eat...but as long as you take care of it, its fine. and lemme tell you if you do have a girlfriend, or just a lady friend whom you like to have some fun with, they will appreciate it. trust me

a few days? you better get your vagina checked, because one is not supposed to perform oral sex for at least 10 weeks after piercing one's tongue. i had mine pierced last september, and let me tell you, those 10 weeks were tough on all my male friends.

[Juliet R Delta]

come on then, give us a demo!

[i like guitars]

a few days? you better get your vagina checked, because one is not supposed to perform oral sex for at least 10 weeks after piercing one's tongue. i had mine pierced last september, and let me tell you, those 10 weeks were tough on all my male friends.


eww.

[SC0926]

a few days? you better get your vagina checked, because one is not supposed to perform oral sex for at least 10 weeks after piercing one's tongue. i had mine pierced last september, and let me tell you, those 10 weeks were tough on all my male friends.
no no, I didnt mean going down on a girl for a few days, I meant the eating and talking funny for a few days. My boyfriend did the 10 week thing too. fear not

[richter915]

no no, I didnt mean going down on a girl for a few days, I meant the eating and talking funny for a few days. My boyfriend did the 10 week thing too. fear not
hahahahahahaha

god

I love when people miss the point.

[A picasso blue]

hahahahahahaha

god

I love when people miss the point.
don't we all..

[b e L I E v e]

you guys know i was kidding about the tongue piercing thing, right

[Jra1]

You're better at sucking my dick.
fellatio!

[SC0926]

hahahahahahaha

god

I love when people miss the point.
oi, i understand he was joking. im just pointing out my facts son

[A picasso blue]

so was your "amazing-ness" pointed out by your girlfriend?

[richter915]

so was your "amazing-ness" pointed out by your girlfriend?
oh yes, yes it was. And I'm pretty sure my suitemates and neighbors can back me up on that.

[A picasso blue]

i've never had any sort of girlfriend. but i'm only 17 and a junior so i guess that's ok