how to get your girlfriend to...

[music Life.]

swallow??

any ideas... she wants to but she spits it out everytime she tries cuz she says that it shoots out down her throat to fast, and shes not used to the texture..

[Kassie09]

Tell her to finish what she started, in the proper way.
Uhh, tell her to block it from shooting down the back of her throat, like not having it pointing at the back of her throat..it's as simple as that.

[robat19]

hmmmm.

[HoustonCalling]

oh ok

[TheJuntster]

I cant believe I'm replying on this, but how about just hold her head down "accidentally on purpose"


;-)

[INhopewefail]

I cant believe I'm replying on this, but how about just hold her head down "accidentally on purpose"


;-)

Hahaha, nice! But seriously, you need to make her understand that if she really loved you she would swallow. You don't spit after you give her oral, right?

[AP_Punk]

make the semen taste more edible.

[Trevor Sostarich]

My girl just does it. I'll tell you how she does it. I tell her when I'm about to finish and she deep throats it. Not only does it feel amazing for you, but she wont have to worry about the texture.

[Sventhegreat]

swallow??

any ideas... she wants to but she spits it out everytime she tries cuz she says that it shoots out down her throat too fast, and shes not used to the texture..

That sounds like a personal problem.

[anthonydarko]

:lurking:

[music Life.]

Hahaha, nice! But seriously, you need to make her understand that if she really loved you she would swallow. You don't spit after you give her oral, right?

no i dont lol but its different

My girl just does it. I'll tell you how she does it. I tell her when I'm about to finish and she deep throats it. Not only does it feel amazing for you, but she wont have to worry about the texture.

:rape:

[kaycey]

tell her to add some ketchup.

[PaulsRightNut]

Does it really make a difference? I mean, aren't you honestly already lucky/happy enough to have a female put it in her mouth?

[love_american_style]

drink pineapple juice like the porn stars. apparently it makes it taste good.

[andrew4045]

My girl just does it. I'll tell you how she does it. I tell her when I'm about to finish and she deep throats it. Not only does it feel amazing for you, but she wont have to worry about the texture.

:appl:

[live.]

drink pineapple juice like the porn stars. apparently it makes it taste good.

true story.

[live.]

Actually, eat asparagus.

[caress me down]

I think it's good for skin and hair... maybe that would convince her?

[pilot_light_out]

tell her to add some ketchup.

Rodney C. Caught it.

[pennie]

Ive never had a girl who doesnt swallow. Would it not be messy if she didnt?it would get on the sheets,curtains,ceiling,her face,windows,pets if there in the room,maybe your face,seems way more awkward not to swallow:shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

Ive never had a girl who doesnt swallow. Would it not be messy if she didnt?it would get on the sheets,curtains,ceiling,her face,windows,pets if there in the room,maybe your face,seems way more awkward not to swallow:shrug:
and pillows
and then your mom tells you that you need to wash your sheets the next day ><

[stayforawhile]

Eck I hate thinking about this, makes me gag a little.

[hockeycoshow1]

She made an account to say this.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you know when your throat is sore so you gargle salt water? Now, imagine swallowing that but it's thick.

[pennie]

She made an account to say this.


She must feel strongly about keeping semen out of her hair ?

[hockeycoshow1]

Hahaha why in hell would I make an account for that?
This just happened to be the first forum that struck my interest.

But yes, I do feel strongly about keeping semen out of my hair.
It's an annoyance. Anywhere else is fine and much easier to clean/hide.
I was just commenting that it was your first post lol it's all good.

[pennie]

and pillows
and then your mom tells you that you need to wash your sheets the next day ><

Sounds like you have experience in this !

[MarsEatWorld]

Sounds like you have experience in this !
Haha. Yeah but I did swallow on other occasions.

[music Life.]

to the girls in here -- do you like to swallow?

[MarsEatWorld]

to the girls in here -- do you like to swallow?
if you taste good.

[pennie]

you know when your throat is sore so you gargle salt water? Now, imagine swallowing that but it's thick.

Eck I hate thinking about this, makes me gag a little.

Theres your answer

[OldJersey]

Honestly, what better to first on?
haha

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=775652

[MarsEatWorld]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=775652
Haha.

[live.]

I snowball.

[4N6 science]

This has been done before.


/epic fail.

[spansen]

Hahaha, nice! But seriously, you need to make her understand that if she really loved you she would swallow. You don't spit after you give her oral, right?
heh.

because women secrete their cum all the time.

[spansen]

This has been done before.


/epic fail.
this.

[INhopewefail]

heh.

because women secrete their cum all the time.

Apparently you haven't meant my ex. But seriously, have you ever met a squirter?

[spansen]

Apparently you haven't meant my ex. But seriously, have you ever met a squirter?
no, i haven't meant your ex, lolz.

anyway, no, i haven't.

[Dumpweed]

I don't care where it goes. Just don't get none in my hair.


I fuck bitches anywhere, leave my autograph in their hair.

[Jake Denning]

I had a smart idea; Just politely ask them to put on a blindfold.

[Villanova1L]

I don't care where it goes. Just don't get none in my hair.

Well done

[sweetforever]

Great thread, would read again

[bigblue2015]

Oh no not another one of these threads.

[atticus1492]

Quit being a pussy and anal her.

[joe.boy.fresh.]

Quit being a pussy and anal her.

well put

[MarsEatWorld]

This has been done before.


/epic fail.
nice avatar.

[FueledByFrodo]

Quit being a pussy and anal her.
Love the phrasing. Love the PL forum.

[sweetforever]

:popcorn:

[MarsEatWorld]

:popcorn:
Can I join you?

[briankohl]

Quit being a pussy and anal her.


This.

[4N6 science]

nice avatar.

Thanks, I'd like to think that's how I entered this world.

[MarsEatWorld]

Thanks, I'd like to think that's how I entered this world.
haha. Cute...

[4N6 science]

haha. Cute...

yeah...pretty much, that's how I roll.

[sweetforever]

Can I join you?

Only if we can spoon

[MarsEatWorld]

Only if we can spoon
sounds good. lol

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah...pretty much, that's how I roll.
I don't like to imagine how I entered this world but I think that is a good way to imagine it.
Apparently, the anesthesiologist and my dad couldn't even make it cuz I popped out so fast.

[more heart]

From anal to swallowing

[MarsEatWorld]

From anal to swallowing
You mean from facials to anal to swallowing?

[more heart]

You mean from facials to anal to swallowing?

True

Only in the PL...

[MarsEatWorld]

True

Only in the PL...
Amazing how long that thread was too.... crazy to think someone could talk about that stuff for so long.

[fadedmemories]

you know when your throat is sore so you gargle salt water? Now, imagine swallowing that but it's thick.
It seems as if you're speaking from experience ;-)

[trappedintime]

I got some good head last night. :flirt:

[MarsEatWorld]

I got some good head last night. :flirt:
That's it?

[trappedintime]

That's it?

Yeah, I guess. haha
Think you could do better? :-p

[fadedmemories]

I got some good head last night. :flirt:
Obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" post

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah, I guess. haha
Think you could do better? :-p
Yes. lol

[music Life.]

I got some good head last night. :flirt:
did she swallow?

[trappedintime]

Obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" post

It was around 11 at night, in my car, in front of her parent's house. Do you really think I would have turned on a light and shot pictures of that? And since when did AP allow porn? :-d

[trappedintime]

did she swallow?

Oooooooooooo yea! Best part about it is, she wanted this! I didn't even ask for any.

[trappedintime]

Yes. lol

Then maybe we should move this conversation somewhere more PRIVATE, where we can MESSAGE each other more PERSONALLY. hint hint. ;-)

[MarsEatWorld]

Then maybe we should move this conversation somewhere more PRIVATE, where we can MESSAGE each other more PERSONALLY. hint hint. ;-)
Hahahahahaa.

[robat19]

Mars will sext with you. (sex text)

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars will sext with you. (sex text)
no way.

[blinkme]

I cant believe I'm replying on this, but how about just hold her head down "accidentally on purpose"


;-)

hahaha I love that term.

[robat19]

no way.

;-)

[MarsEatWorld]

;-)
...

[blinkme]

Does it really make a difference? I mean, aren't you honestly already lucky/happy enough to have a female put it in her mouth?

your avatar is awesome, i love that film so much.

[robat19]

...

... I was joking. I'm never serious. Nothing I say is to be taken seriously.

[MarsEatWorld]

... I was joking. I'm never serious. Nothing I say is to be taken seriously.
Hahaha. And I was being serious?? haha

[robat19]

Hahaha. And I was being serious?? haha

Oh, so you're down for sexting?

[MarsEatWorld]

Oh, so you're down for sexting?
no

[robat19]

no

oh, ok.

[music Life.]

so who else loves when the girl looks at you while she is doing her job down there?
why do us guys love this?

[robat19]

so who else loves when the girl looks at you while she is doing her job down there?
why do us guys love this?

couldn't tell you.

[MarsEatWorld]

couldn't tell you.
/fail

[music Life.]

couldn't tell you.
isnt it great though?

[MarsEatWorld]

isnt it great though?
He hasn't had any experience...lol

[music Life.]

He hasn't had any experience...lol


oh i took it as he doesn't know why we like it.

[MarsEatWorld]

oh i took it as he doesn't know why we like it.
lul

[music Life.]

lul


Do you do that to guys? and do you like it?

[MarsEatWorld]

Do you do that to guys? and do you like it?
I do and it keeps me going, actually.

[samsara]

tell her it tastes good.

[MarsEatWorld]

tell her it tastes good.
lulwut?

[music Life.]

tell her it tastes good.


she knows what it tastes like already. she has tried, but then she spits it out.

[samsara]

lulwut?

idk I was just throwing ideas out there...

[samsara]

she knows what it tastes like already. she has tried, but then she spits it out.

oh I guess your out of luck then.

[MarsEatWorld]

Just close your eyes while she spits.... and pretend it is going down her throat.

[music Life.]

oh I guess your out of luck then.


its not the taste that bothers her its the texture and she says its hard to swallow when it shoots out into her mouth, she will eventually be able to , practice makes perfect and she will be practicing. lol

shes only tried to do it like 3 times so i guess it takes time to learn, did you girls just swallow ur first time a guy came in ur mouth or did you have to build up to it????

[MarsEatWorld]

its not the taste that bothers her its the texture and she says its hard to swallow when it shoots out into her mouth, she will eventually be able to , practice makes perfect and she will be practicing. lol

shes only tried to do it like 3 times so i guess it takes time to learn, did you girls just swallow ur first time a guy came in ur mouth or did you have to build up to it????
I did. :shrug:

[samsara]

oh well then I guess that may work.

[music Life.]

dammit

[robat19]

fuck you guys

[thesollopsist]

fuck you guys
lmao,
...Scissoring anyone?

[Dumpweed]

i fuck sandwiches.

[fadedmemories]

It was around 11 at night, in my car, in front of her parent's house. Do you really think I would have turned on a light and shot pictures of that? And since when did AP allow porn? :-d
Of course.

PM me a link duh.

[trappedintime]

I did. :shrug:

You're just racking up points with me. Haha.

[limepomegranate]

its not the taste that bothers her its the texture and she says its hard to swallow when it shoots out into her mouth, she will eventually be able to , practice makes perfect and she will be practicing. lol

shes only tried to do it like 3 times so i guess it takes time to learn, did you girls just swallow ur first time a guy came in ur mouth or did you have to build up to it????

i never had to practice

[Fallinto_rhythm]

It seems as if you're speaking from experience ;-)

haha, maybe.

[robat19]

i never had to practice
That's cuz you're a pro.

[fadedmemories]

haha, maybe.
:explode:

[MarsEatWorld]

You're just racking up points with me. Haha.
Haha. You racked your points with the positive outlook on stupid relationships... I think that was you.

[acfrue]

i never had to practice

This post = win

http://www.nlmotel.com/aimages/MacMoose1.jpg

silly moose. you cant order mcdonalds!! you have no money to pay for it!!

[trappedintime]

Haha. You racked your points with the positive outlook on stupid relationships... I think that was you.

Yeah that was me. You're really cool.

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah that was me. You're really cool.
All things aside let's recall this:
The girl thinks you are cool because you gave her a positive outlook after a stupid relationship
The guy thinks you are cool because you can take cum on the face and swallow

hahaha :]

[robat19]

Mars isn't cool. At all.

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars isn't cool. At all.
Which is why you talk to me everyday...hahahaah

[robat19]

Which is why you talk to me everyday...hahahaah

No, you talk to me. I don't initiate.

[MarsEatWorld]

No, you talk to me. I don't initiate.
....ohright.

[limepomegranate]

That's cuz you're a pro.

yea i should be in the olympics

This post = win

http://www.nlmotel.com/aimages/MacMoose1.jpg

silly moose. you cant order mcdonalds!! you have no money to pay for it!!

haha!! that's so cute!!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/terbear2708/2003c7q.jpg

[robat19]

....ohright.

It's true...

[acfrue]

yea i should be in the olympics


And the gold medal in BJ's goes to.....LIME!!

[MarsEatWorld]

It's true...
ok we won't talk then.

[robat19]

ok we won't talk then.

Good. Don't call me anymore.

[MarsEatWorld]

Good. Don't call me anymore.
Good.

[robat19]

Good.

Thank you. I can live MY life now.

[MarsEatWorld]

Thank you. I can live MY life now.
yeahokay

[robat19]

yeahokay

:-/

[MarsEatWorld]

:-/
Hush...

[trappedintime]

All things aside let's recall this:
The girl thinks you are cool because you gave her a positive outlook after a stupid relationship
The guy thinks you are cool because you can take cum on the face and swallow

hahaha :]

That's really not why I think you're cool. But if you wanna take it that way, that's cool too.

[MarsEatWorld]

That's really not why I think you're cool. But if you wanna take it that way, that's cool too.
I'm just messin :-p

[limepomegranate]

And the gold medal in BJ's goes to.....LIME!!

thankyou thankyou!! i would like to thank my parents for giving me the swallowing genes and everyone who's dick i have sucked for helping me perfect my art!

[robat19]

I don't think you're cool, but if there was one reason, it would be because you take it on the face and swallow.

[acfrue]

thankyou thankyou!! i would like to thank my parents for giving me the swallowing genes and everyone who's dick i have sucked for helping me perfect my art!

:appl:

[MarsEatWorld]

I don't think you're cool, but if there was one reason, it would be because you take it on the face and swallow.
fuck youuu

[robat19]

thankyou thankyou!! i would like to thank my parents for giving me the swallowing genes and everyone who's dick i have sucked for helping me perfect my art!

ur durttty

[acfrue]

fuck youuu

:bluesad:

[argg_xo]

she's a ho, fo sho

[MarsEatWorld]

she's a ho, fo sho
lul

[robat19]

fuck youuu

:-|

[argg_xo]

i speak nothing but the truth

[acfrue]

she's a ho, fo sho

:rotfl:

[acfrue]

:-|

:efu:

[argg_xo]

:rotfl:
i'm glad you enjoyed that

[trappedintime]

I'm just messin :-p

haha. okay. :stickout:

[acfrue]

:efu:

:efu:

Because I like flipping people off.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha. okay. :stickout:
;-)

[robat19]

:bathroom:

[anthonydarko]

Tell her you poisoned her food and your cum is the antidote.

[samsara]

Tell her your dying

[ReadyForAction]

Ladies don't spit

[sweetforever]

Tell her it will help her lose weight

[blinkme]

Ladies don't spit

that's a good point

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I threaten guys so they won't cum in my mouth. Besides head is just foreplay. Why would someone want to cum in their going to rendevous.

[stayforawhile]

I threaten guys so they won't cum in my mouth. Besides head is just foreplay. Why would someone want to cum in their going to rendevous.
Hahahha you're an ass.

[4N6 science]

I don't like to imagine how I entered this world but I think that is a good way to imagine it.
Apparently, the anesthesiologist and my dad couldn't even make it cuz I popped out so fast.

hahah popped out.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahah popped out.
yup lol

[ReadyForAction]

that's a good point
I was told that a few months ago and I'm still not sure how to react to it lol

[Deathofarobot]

Wow. Just wow.

Swallowing is nasty, you shouldn't be offended.
Or put off.
It's gross.
Bottom line.

[robat19]

Wow. Just wow.

Swallowing is nasty, you shouldn't be offended.
Or put off.
It's gross.
Bottom line.

How lame.

[AdamChildress]

Wow.

[fadedmemories]

Ladies don't spit
Indeed.

[Deathofarobot]

How lame.

Your mom is lame.

[robat19]

Your mom is lame.

Good one. Why don't you just woman up and swallow.

[Deathofarobot]

Good one. Why don't you just woman up and swallow.

Why don't you find somewhere else to stick your dick?

[robat19]

Why don't you find somewhere else to stick your dick?
Did I ask you to suck it?

[Deathofarobot]

Did I ask you to suck it?

Saying that in general.
If you don't like that some girls don't swallow and you're going to complain about it then find somewhere else to put it...your hand preferably.

[Villanova1L]

Why don't you find somewhere else to stick your dick?

because i don't want whatever diseases are in your other holes.

[zion the lion]

This whole thread reminds me of that part in Willy Wonka (the old version) where that asshole kid who watched too much tv was getting in the boat and he says "spitting is a nasty habit" and willy wonka says "I know a worse one"

[Villanova1L]

And I don't want whatever's in your cum going down my throat.

you'd rather it in your ass or vag?

[phil19]

This whole thread reminds me of that part in Willy Wonka (the old version) where that asshole kid who watched too much tv was getting in the boat and he says "spitting is a nasty habit" and willy wonka says "I know a worse one"

:rotfl:I love that movie...

my favourite childhood movie!!

[fadedmemories]

And I don't want whatever's in your cum going down my throat.
admit it!

[xica_sp4ever]

My girl just does it. I'll tell you how she does it. I tell her when I'm about to finish and she deep throats it. Not only does it feel amazing for you, but she wont have to worry about the texture.

honestly, he's right.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahahha you're an ass.

hahaha you're just figuring this out! Get on yooo rain jacket and boots! Were going to dig up Abe and Sam!

[stayforawhile]

hahaha you're just figuring this out! Get on yooo rain jacket and boots! Were going to dig up Abe and Sam!
Oh shat okay come pick me up! I;m readyy!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

No, I'd rather my partner wore a condom...that is if he's a guy.

condoms? I like it raw.

[stayforawhile]

condoms? I like it raw.
And that's why you had to take a visit to PP last week.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Oh shat okay come pick me up! I;m readyy!

oh shit Friday is going to be a blasssst

[Fallinto_rhythm]

And that's why you had to take a visit to PP last week.

that trip was totally worth it

[Gumbyjag]

so who else loves when the girl looks at you while she is doing her job down there?
why do us guys love this?

i love that, and i always ask my girl to do that.

couldn't tell you.

ouch. hahaha. you'll have your time man.

I threaten guys so they won't cum in my mouth. Besides head is just foreplay. Why would someone want to cum in their going to rendevous.

sometimes guys just love to get head. it's no work, and it's something just for you. why go into sex after you've got a warm and wet mouth?

Ladies don't spit

amen.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i love that, and i always ask my girl to do that.



ouch. hahaha. you'll have your time man.



sometimes guys just love to get head. it's no work, and it's something just for you. why go into sex after you've got a warm and wet mouth?



amen.

A guy has never finished in my mouth. Thank God because I'd probably gag. I always move onto sex, or I jerk them off. I have yet to hear complaints.

[4N6 science]

A guy has never finished in my mouth. Thank God because I'd probably gag. I always move onto sex, or I jerk them off. I have yet to hear complaints.


Really? I wish I could've been the first. But I have my own girl now for these sorts of things.

[Gumbyjag]

A guy has never finished in my mouth. Thank God because I'd probably gag. I always move onto sex, or I jerk them off. I have yet to hear complaints.

That's fair. As far as no complaints, guys tend to not bring things up like that. We don't want to ruin the opportunity to get blowjobs in the first place.

[BJW7191]

Ladies who dont swallow make me realize that there will be single ladies in the world

[storeworth]

wakkkkakkakaa totally :)

[fadedmemories]

:shrug:erm...


How has this not been used in this thread yet?:puke:
:shrug:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Really? I wish I could've been the first. But I have my own girl now for these sorts of things.
haha, PICTURE IT
That's fair. As far as no complaints, guys tend to not bring things up like that. We don't want to ruin the opportunity to get blowjobs in the first place. you're right. I actually did get a complaint once because I didn't give head at all. Bastard.

[Gumbyjag]

you're right. I actually did get a complaint once because I didn't give head at all. Bastard.

haha it's more special than you think. it's not just foreplay to guys, it's like the equivalent of actual sex if you get good enough head.

[zion the lion]

Serious question. Why do guys even give a shit about swallowing?

[BJW7191]

Serious question. Why do guys even give a shit about swallowing?
Think of it this way:

You tell a guy youre going to cook for him. He sits and tells you he cant wait to eat and it smells so good. He says it looks delicious and he is starving. You slaved over the stove for hours trying not to mess up on the meal. Whenever its time to eat, he takes his plate and throws your meal in the trash, without even taking a bite.

He spent all that time and effort not blowing his load the least you could do is act like youre doing this for him.

[zion the lion]

Think of it this way:

You tell a guy youre going to cook for him. He sits and tells you he cant wait to eat and it smells so good. He says it looks delicious and he is starving. You slaved over the stove for hours trying not to mess up on the meal. Whenever its time to eat, he takes his plate and throws your meal in the trash, without even taking a bite.

He spent all that time and effort not blowing his load the least you could do is act like youre doing this for him.

The funny part is I imagined myself getting super pissed at someone throwing my cooking in the trash. I guess it makes sense though.

[BJW7191]

The funny part is I imagined myself getting super pissed at someone throwing my cooking in the trash. I guess it makes sense though.
Its a slap in the face. You would never spit out food your parents made for you infront of them. No you swallow it and say thank you. Dont disrespect your parents cooking or your boyfriend or loadblowers load

[zion the lion]

Its a slap in the face. You would never spit out food your parents made for you infront of them. No you swallow it and say thank you. Dont disrespect your parents cooking or your boyfriend or loadblowers load

Plus its cleaner than just letting the guy blow his load anywhere. But I think guys should know what it tastes and feels like before they really ask someone to swallow it.

[BJW7191]

Plus its cleaner than just letting the guy blow his load anywhere. But I think guys should know what it tastes and feels like before they really ask someone to swallow it.
No, no they dont. Its like going to a resturant. You hear what it tastes like, but youre the one who ordered it. If you dont like the taste dont order

[music Life.]

hhaha greatest analogies ever

[Richard Maxim]

My girl just does it. I'll tell you how she does it. I tell her when I'm about to finish and she deep throats it. Not only does it feel amazing for you, but she wont have to worry about the texture.

That is by far the best answer i have ever heard. having a girlfriend that can deep throat is truly a life to be enjoyed.

:thumbup:

[AllenLee]

Think of it this way:

You tell a guy youre going to cook for him. He sits and tells you he cant wait to eat and it smells so good. He says it looks delicious and he is starving. You slaved over the stove for hours trying not to mess up on the meal. Whenever its time to eat, he takes his plate and throws your meal in the trash, without even taking a bite.

He spent all that time and effort not blowing his load the least you could do is act like youre doing this for him.
you are my hero.

[BJW7191]

hhaha greatest analogies ever

you are my hero.

Thanks to both

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I still won't finish a guy in my mouth even after hearing all of these replies.

[caress me down]

I still won't finish a guy in my mouth even after hearing all of these replies.
Haha lucky you! I started swallowing awhile ago so if I randomly stopped my boyfriend would be all what the f

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Haha lucky you! I started swallowing awhile ago so if I randomly stopped my boyfriend would be all what the f


and that is why you should have never started.

[Juxtapose]

I must be one of the only guys in the world that think its kinda fucked up and gross to blow in your GF's mouth, I wouldnt eat it, why should I expect her to?

I also think its degrading and no matter what would always feel like I could taste it each time I would kiss her, not for me.

[music Life.]

hm.........

[thesafeword]

Wowzers, you sure are one swell fella, respecting women and all.

[ellie117]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

[thesafeword]

He's fucking weird.

[Kassie09]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

He sounds kinda dumb, I don't understand why he doesnt want to finish in your mouth..ask him about it. It doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with you, it's alll him.

[caress me down]

and that is why you should have never started.
Maybe. It makes him happy and it's rarely that big of an inconvenience. But there are some days where I would love to just spit that load out

[fadedmemories]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?
Leave him right now.

[bigblue2015]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

Definitely something wrong with him....he won't eat you out. Jesus, the least the guy could do is return the favor every once in a while.

[limepomegranate]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

leave him! the least he could do is return the favor! that's just plain rude.

[Villanova1L]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

He doesn't ask you to blow him, so if you stopped no biggie. You're blowing him as a favor to him, but upset he isn't giving something in return? Seems a little odd.

I think guys should return the favor, but he seems pretty upfront about the whole situation.

You're a champ for doing it for him frequently though.

[zion the lion]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

It's all him, in fact youre being an awesome girlfriend. I think if you like being on the receiving end then you should tell him that you do this because you want him to feel good so he should return the favor. And if it's just the taste, then you could change your diet a little bit.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?

I've never heard anything so absurd. I expect oral. You need to stop wetting his piece. Who cares how " good it makes him feel"

[quarterhorse101]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?


wrong with him.
talk to him and if it doesn't change, leave. you deserve something if he is getting some. fair's fair.

[anthonydarko]

So I don't post in the regular forums but after reading all of these I had to add in my own personal conundrums.

So my boyfriend doesn't finish in my mouth. Ever. He almost did, once. (I knew because I could taste some of it, but I knew it could not have been all of it...) But he held back and pulled me away from him. Granted, I'm the first girl he's ever gotten to first base with, so he's never ever had a girl even look at his cock let alone put her mouth on it before me.

But he won't finish. I want him to, because obviously it feels good for the guy and I want to make him feel good. But he just won't do it. On the other hand, he refuses to give me oral. He did it once over the summer for a fleeting moment, but stopped. I suck him nearly every time I see him (at college - i see him every weekend or so) and get nothing in return. He said it was gross, and he doesn't expect me to suck him as often as I do. But, like I said, I want to because I know he enjoys it. Is there something wrong with him, or me?
What a selfish dude. You deserve something if he's getting all that.

[zion the lion]

I must be one of the only guys in the world that think its kinda fucked up and gross to blow in your GF's mouth, I wouldnt eat it, why should I expect her to?

I also think its degrading and no matter what would always feel like I could taste it each time I would kiss her, not for me.

Officially in love

[xica_sp4ever]

i think she tells you that cuz she just doesn't
want to do it..

[ellie117]

Whoa I didn't expect so many replies...

He sounds kinda dumb, I don't understand why he doesnt want to finish in your mouth..ask him about it. It doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with you, it's alll him.

I don't think he's dumb, I think he's just inexperienced. I mean, he's had girlfriends before, but they were both really religious and wouldn't do anything past making out, at all. So when he started dating me, he admitted he was "terrified" that within the first week we had already seen each other naked. He's also had a crush on me for 2 and a half years before I finally went out with him, so I'm sure he's fantasized about me for a while before we started dating, so that could be part of the issue too. But that's just a wild assumption.

Leave him right now.
Definitely something wrong with him....he won't eat you out. Jesus, the least the guy could do is return the favor every once in a while.
leave him! the least he could do is return the favor! that's just plain rude.
wrong with him.
talk to him and if it doesn't change, leave. you deserve something if he is getting some. fair's fair.

Well, I really like the kid. And it's not all about sex all the time. Sure, I want him to return the favor, but it's not crucial enough to make me want to leave him (..yet) And I haven't tried talking to him about it because he just does not seem interested at all. He wants to have sex all the time, which is great, because that's usually what me giving him a blowjob leads to anyway since he doesn't finish and well, needs a way to finish. I don't want to leave him just because of this, because not to sound cheesy and romantic, there are really great things about the guy, too.

He doesn't ask you to blow him, so if you stopped no biggie. You're blowing him as a favor to him, but upset he isn't giving something in return? Seems a little odd.

I think guys should return the favor, but he seems pretty upfront about the whole situation.

You're a champ for doing it for him frequently though.

I did it once or twice, then didn't for months. He brought it up in conversation one night about how I don't do it anymore, so I started doing it again. So he has asked, I don't just throw myself down there all the time. He just doesn't finish, which is why it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever had to deal with.

It's all him, in fact youre being an awesome girlfriend. I think if you like being on the receiving end then you should tell him that you do this because you want him to feel good so he should return the favor. And if it's just the taste, then you could change your diet a little bit.

Yeah, I was thinking that could probably be the problem. But even if I did, he wouldn't notice anyway since he never does it.

I've never heard anything so absurd. I expect oral. You need to stop wetting his piece. Who cares how " good it makes him feel"

Maybe it's just me, but I like it when I turn a guy on. He goes crazy when I kiss/lick his ear, so I do that a lot, too. It makes me feel good and turns me on knowing he's enjoying what I'm doing to him.

[fadedmemories]

Well, I really like the kid. And it's not all about sex all the time. Sure, I want him to return the favor, but it's not crucial enough to make me want to leave him (..yet) And I haven't tried talking to him about it because he just does not seem interested at all. He wants to have sex all the time, which is great, because that's usually what me giving him a blowjob leads to anyway since he doesn't finish and well, needs a way to finish. I don't want to leave him just because of this, because not to sound cheesy and romantic, there are really great things about the guy, too.

He wants to have sex all the time but he doesn't finish in your mouth? Weird...

[ellie117]

He wants to have sex all the time but he doesn't finish in your mouth? Weird...

When he takes the condom off, he never ceases to say something along the lines of "..gross" as he throws it out. I now kind of think he just thinks semen is gross period, no matter where it's going?

[fadedmemories]

When he takes the condom off, he never ceases to say something along the lines of "..gross" as he throws it out. I now kind of think he just thinks semen is gross period, no matter where it's going?
He was probably raised to believe that sex is a dirty thing. Poor dude.

[SonEric84]

Whoa I didn't expect so many replies...



I don't think he's dumb, I think he's just inexperienced. I mean, he's had girlfriends before, but they were both really religious and wouldn't do anything past making out, at all. So when he started dating me, he admitted he was "terrified" that within the first week we had already seen each other naked. He's also had a crush on me for 2 and a half years before I finally went out with him, so I'm sure he's fantasized about me for a while before we started dating, so that could be part of the issue too. But that's just a wild assumption.






Well, I really like the kid. And it's not all about sex all the time. Sure, I want him to return the favor, but it's not crucial enough to make me want to leave him (..yet) And I haven't tried talking to him about it because he just does not seem interested at all. He wants to have sex all the time, which is great, because that's usually what me giving him a blowjob leads to anyway since he doesn't finish and well, needs a way to finish. I don't want to leave him just because of this, because not to sound cheesy and romantic, there are really great things about the guy, too.



I did it once or twice, then didn't for months. He brought it up in conversation one night about how I don't do it anymore, so I started doing it again. So he has asked, I don't just throw myself down there all the time. He just doesn't finish, which is why it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever had to deal with.



Yeah, I was thinking that could probably be the problem. But even if I did, he wouldn't notice anyway since he never does it.



Maybe it's just me, but I like it when I turn a guy on. He goes crazy when I kiss/lick his ear, so I do that a lot, too. It makes me feel good and turns me on knowing he's enjoying what I'm doing to him.




Don't listen to these people, leaving someone over that would be fucking ridiculous. There are more important things in a relationship than oral sex, damn. And since he doesn't expect you to it's not like he's being unfair about it or anything. I imagine it's not for everyone...fucking people are idiots sometimes.

[bigblue2015]

Don't listen to these people, leaving someone over that would be fucking ridiculous. There are more important things in a relationship than oral sex, damn. And since he doesn't expect you to it's not like he's being unfair about it or anything. I imagine it's not for everyone...fucking people are idiots sometimes.

I agree, it's absolutely not something to leave someone over.

[limepomegranate]

Don't listen to these people, leaving someone over that would be fucking ridiculous. There are more important things in a relationship than oral sex, damn. And since he doesn't expect you to it's not like he's being unfair about it or anything. I imagine it's not for everyone...fucking people are idiots sometimes.

I agree, it's absolutely not something to leave someone over.

well i'm sorry but if oral sex is the only way you can get off (which is depressing and sad and makes me upset...) i would so fucking leave him! if my boyfriend thought going down on me was disgusting i'd be like sorry but bye! it would make me feel terrible if someone said going down on me was disgusting!

[bigblue2015]

well i'm sorry but if oral sex is the only way you can get off (which is depressing and sad and makes me upset...) i would so fucking leave him! if my boyfriend thought going down on me was disgusting i'd be like sorry but bye! it would make me feel terrible if someone said going down on me was disgusting!

I don't think she ever said that oral sex was the only way she could get off...in fact I think she said they have sex all the time? If I'm not mistaken.

[Laural666]

Just make her choke on it,
thats what my bf does.
It works everytime!

[bigblue2015]

Just make her choke on it,
thats what my bf does.
It works everytime!

...

[jusscali]

Yeah, that was awkward haha

[Kassie09]

Just make her choke on it,
thats what my bf does.
It works everytime!

lol comic relief, thanks. this post was getting too serious.

[bigblue2015]

lol comic relief, thanks. this post was getting too serious.

hahah What's ironic about it is that even though it's comic relief, I bet she was being completely serious.

[Kassie09]

hahah What's ironic about it is that even though it's comic relief, I bet she was being completely serious.

She was, I'm sure. Maybe she'll come back to tell us some more of her S&M adventures!

[SonEric84]

I agree, it's absolutely not something to leave someone over.


Good to see someone has some brains. Unlike..



well i'm sorry but if oral sex is the only way you can get off (which is depressing and sad and makes me upset...) i would so fucking leave him! if my boyfriend thought going down on me was disgusting i'd be like sorry but bye! it would make me feel terrible if someone said going down on me was disgusting!


:hitself:


I don't think he means JUST her, he probably means in general. So therefore he's not insulting her. And clearly you need to set your priorities in a relationship straight, it's no wonder you end up with d-bags...but that's a different story.

[ellie117]

well i'm sorry but if oral sex is the only way you can get off (which is depressing and sad and makes me upset...) i would so fucking leave him! if my boyfriend thought going down on me was disgusting i'd be like sorry but bye! it would make me feel terrible if someone said going down on me was disgusting!

I don't think she ever said that oral sex was the only way she could get off...in fact I think she said they have sex all the time? If I'm not mistaken.

It's not the only way I get off, but it's an alternative to having sex without a condom, or if we don't have time to go all the way, or he could do it just because he wants me to feel good. I mean, before I started dating I used to think giving head was repulsive and derogatory towards women. But now I don't because I see the reasoning behind it. I'm not asking for him to want to do it every day, but christ, more than one time in our 10 month relationship, ya know?

It did turn me off when he told me that, because it really made me feel like shit or like I wasn't good enough for him or something. But I tried to push that to the side, hoping that wasn't really the truth.

Don't listen to these people, leaving someone over that would be fucking ridiculous. There are more important things in a relationship than oral sex, damn. And since he doesn't expect you to it's not like he's being unfair about it or anything. I imagine it's not for everyone...fucking people are idiots sometimes.

Yeah, I'm not going to leave him over something so trivial. All I meant was that it would be nice to return the favor. If I never gave him head, then yeah I'd never expect him to do it to me. But since I do, he should have to put up with it too. Every once in a while. I'm not going to leave him, but just in retrospect, I'm on the shit end of the stick.

[bigblue2015]

My girlfriend won't even let me give her head, even though I ask her. So it's the opposite for me. I actually want to return the favor and she doesn't want me down there.

[zion the lion]

Just make her choke on it,
thats what my bf does.
It works everytime!

I'm 90% sure you were serious, but I hope to god you werent because you can totally die that way (joking). But seriously I dont think any guy does that...wait no I'm lying nevermind I know way too many guys who do that which is funny because it doesnt make the blower happy because then they start gagging and then fighting back the vomit and then they pull away just as he starts shooting his load and then all of the sudden theres stuff in the mouth and stuff on the girls brand new shirt and she starts crying a little bit and then she never talks to the guy again eventhough she shares a room with the guy (and no theyre not related).

the end.

[bigblue2015]

I'm 90% sure you were serious, but I hope to god you werent because you can totally die that way (joking). But seriously I dont think any guy does that...wait no I'm lying nevermind I know way too many guys who do that which is funny because it doesnt make the blower happy because then they start gagging and then fighting back the vomit and then they pull away just as he starts shooting his load and then all of the sudden theres stuff in the mouth and stuff on the girls brand new shirt and she starts crying a little bit and then she never talks to the guy again eventhough she shares a room with the guy (and no theyre not related).

the end.

...

for the hundredth time in this thread so far.

[zion the lion]

...

for the hundredth time in this thread so far.

True story.

[bigblue2015]

True story.

Haha that story sounds like it was told from experience...

[zion the lion]

Haha that story sounds like it was told from experience...

And its a good story right? Like you would read it again if it was a book.

[stayforawhile]

My girlfriend won't even let me give her head, even though I ask her. So it's the opposite for me. I actually want to return the favor and she doesn't want me down there.
Haha wtf?!

[bigblue2015]

Haha wtf?!

Pretty much my reaction.

[stayforawhile]

Pretty much my reaction.
That's just weird, who would turn that down.

[bigblue2015]

That's just weird, who would turn that down.

I don't know, I'm thinking it stems from some kind of insecurity she has. Nothing that can't be fixed though.

[Posthardcore]

I don't know, I'm thinking it stems from some kind of insecurity she has. Nothing that can't be fixed though.
She has atleast showed it to you, right? Don't want to find out later she has a cock

[bigblue2015]

My ex was like this. I could get bj's all the time but she was only comfortable with fingering.

At least I know I don't have the only girlfriend in the world who doesn't like getting head.

[music Life.]

she probably has a stinky vagina

[bigblue2015]

she probably has a stinky vagina

False, thanks for showing up though.

[chainmaster]

Swallowing doesn't "take practice" per-say... it just takes some getting used to. It's really weird at first but if tell your girl to just swallow fast and don't think about it, it'll make it a lottttt easier.

[Duexy]

Haha lucky you! I started swallowing awhile ago so if I randomly stopped my boyfriend would be all what the f


oh. you're 16..what is "awhile ago"?