About Wiping: the Great Debate

[KingJohn_654]

So for about two years now my group of friends and I have been split in half by an odd question: "When you wipe after pooping, do you stand up or stay sitting?"

This debate has sprung more questions on the subject, such as:
"Is one more feminine than the other?"
"Does squatting qualify as standing?"
"Standing up? Are you a Neanderthal?!"




Opinions?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

um...

[stayforawhile]

I don't really know what to think of this.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

there's some things you just don't talk about. This is one of them

[hockeycoshow1]

Who wipes? Just take a shower afterwards.

[emo_boo]

Stand?

[stayforawhile]

This is what you and your friends chat about? Sounds like you have some pretty awesome Friday nights.

[stayforawhile]

there's some things you just don't talk about. This is one of them
Hahah exactly!

[ActionActionFan]

Who the fuck stands?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahah exactly!

haha wtf Ashley! Who talks about this? Maybe were not cultured.

[hockeycoshow1]

Who the fuck stands?
That was my real question.

[pennie]

handstand

[hockeycoshow1]

handstand
wiping with feet?

[AP_Punk]

tongue

[raychull]

what the fuck is this?

[swt_catastrophe]

what.the.fuck

[MarsEatWorld]

right...

[phil19]

do people really stand up to wipe their arse? you stay sitting and just roll to the side abit to get access to the butthole

[caress me down]

Standing? What the fuck? What if there was excess poop... wouldn't it slide down?



edit: ew

[4N6 science]

I stand cause it allows for maximum penetration of the toilet paper between my butt cheeks.

[phil19]

Standing? What the fuck? What if there was excess poop... wouldn't it slide down?



edit: ew

yeah, thats kind of gross

[live.]

I stand cause it allows for maximum penetration of the toilet paper between my butt cheeks.

It's all in the physics, people. Squatting.

[caress me down]

yeah, thats kind of gross
Yeah. I feel kind of awkward

[phil19]

Yeah. I feel kind of awkward

hahaha

[chrisstahl]

ac slatering

[hockeycoshow1]

It's all in the physics, people. Squatting.
This man knows what's up.

[spansen]

this doesn't even make sense, kid.

[KingJohn_654]

I stand cause it allows for maximum penetration of the toilet paper between my butt cheeks.

this.

[speakhandsforme]

I'm clearly fucking out of touch with how some teenage guys spend their down time.

With that said....standing? Seems somewhat taboo.

[wuduprod]

stay sitting but lift a cheek as if you were sneaking a fart in public.

[DEAD VEGGIE]

I normally just shit in my hand and wipe it on myself G.G. Allin style.

[fadedmemories]

:popcorn:

[Roboman]

I stand cause it allows for maximum penetration of the toilet paper between my butt cheeks.

Hahahaha I must say, this is the only post of yours I have ever enjoyed, but I enjoyed it very much.

And if you're worried about excess feces sliding down your asscrack when you stand up to wipe your ass, you obviously don't know how to take a shit right. If anything, sitting is more disgusting, as your hands are a hell of a lot closer to the log you just pinched off.

[Jake Denning]

Standing? What the fuck? What if there was excess poop... wouldn't it slide down?



edit: ew


you cant poop so STFU woman.

[hockeycoshow1]

you cant poop so STFU woman.
Boomhauer ftw

[m_rue]

handstand

tongue

These made me chuckle.

[Villanova1L]

Worst debate ever, if you stand I don't want to know you

[AP_Punk]

These made me chuckle.

a cat taught me

[kwsqd]

I taught my cat.

[bigblue2015]

awkward thread is awkward

[B-Bones]

do people really stand up to wipe their arse? you stay sitting and just roll to the side abit to get access to the butthole

The "get access to the butthole part" was WTF but LOL. Horrible/good job.

[Renee]

tongue
i can't bend that far :-(

[Renee]

a cat taught me
I taught my cat.
my cats do it for each other. my dad always makes a joke along the lines of "what if humans did that?" :-d

[FallOutBoyPunch]

Definitely standing.

[kwsqd]

my cats do it for each other. my dad always makes a joke along the lines of "what if humans did that?" :-d
haha your dad knows what's up

[mutualaddiction]

standing to wipe? this is a concept I've never considered. For those who do, is this how you were taught as a child or is this a technique you just decided on one day?

[atticus1492]

I bend over and have a twelve year old boy lick it clean.

[mattmatumbo]

i remain sitting, it aids in hygiene because the poo smears less.

[phil19]

The "get access to the butthole part" was WTF but LOL. Horrible/good job.

haha thanks. i think :-p

[anamericangod]

What a shitty thread.

[KingJohn_654]

standing to wipe? this is a concept I've never considered. For those who do, is this how you were taught as a child or is this a technique you just decided on one day?

I was taught to stand.

[briankohl]

I thought everyone stood...

Weird.

[4N6 science]

Hahahaha I must say, this is the only post of yours I have ever enjoyed, but I enjoyed it very much.

And if you're worried about excess feces sliding down your asscrack when you stand up to wipe your ass, you obviously don't know how to take a shit right. If anything, sitting is more disgusting, as your hands are a hell of a lot closer to the log you just pinched off.

Thanks, I will take that with much appreciation.

[KidRobot]

What a shitty thread.

PUN!


A+

[jagermeister]

I "shit you not" that I was thinking about posting this very topic earlier today during a heinous round of the beer blasts.

And I stand. I feel as if I sit I might slip and who knows where my hand would end up...

[hockeycoshow1]

Wtf there are actually people who stand up to wipe?

[more heart]

Wow...

[SouthernCross40]

Had this discussion in high school, and out of the 20 or so people who offered an answer, it was about an even split.
Also, much like this thread, the "sitters" were all elitist about it and couldn't imagine anyone standing to wipe...
...I stand proudly.

Requesting a pic of that kid from Big Daddy with an I WIPE MY OWN ASS!! caption

[billyboatkid]

Wtf?! Who the fuck stands up to wipe their ass?!

That's the ridiculous.

[AP_Punk]

my cats do it for each other. my dad always makes a joke along the lines of "what if humans did that?" :-d

hahaha. i like the way he thinks!

[pennie]

haha there was a page 2?

[KingJohn_654]

Had this discussion in high school, and out of the 20 or so people who offered an answer, it was about an even split.
Also, much like this thread, the "sitters" were all elitist about it and couldn't imagine anyone standing to wipe...
...I stand proudly.

Requesting a pic of that kid from Big Daddy with an I WIPE MY OWN ASS!! caption

Haha. You're my favorite person here.

[live.]

Wiping is overrated.

[MADSTA]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

[more heart]

I remember there was a poll a while back about the preffered way to position the toilet paper on the roll. It was funny how passionate everyone was gettiing.

[hockeycoshow1]

I remember there was a poll a while back about the preffered way to position the toilet paper on the roll. It was funny how passionate everyone was gettiing.
Over the top all the way

[Jake Denning]

I bend over and have a twelve year old boy lick it clean.

You will stand when your on Steve Wilkos stage.

[more heart]

You will stand when your on Steve Wilkos stage.
Lol.

[SonEric84]

I can't believe I just read through all 5 pages of this thread. I now know way too much about some of you people.

[Gumbyjag]

i stand and i can't bring myself to do it any other way. do whatever you feel is natural i guess, as long as it doesn't stay lodged in your ass.

and a big "ew" to the people who don't wipe at all. what the fuck dudes?


I taught my cat.

lmao

awkward thread is awkward

indeed.

wiping with feet?

i lol'd for some reason.

[fadedmemories]

I remember there was a poll a while back about the preffered way to position the toilet paper on the roll. It was funny how passionate everyone was gettiing.
I remember that too haha

[BJW7191]

hahahahaha I love PL

[Throsby]

who the fuck would stand up off the toilet before wiping your arse, it would just make the situation alot muddier back there

[fadedmemories]

who the fuck would stand up off the toilet before wiping your arse, it would just make the situation alot muddier back there
This

[PezMullet]

shitting is overrated. Just hold it as long as you can and one day you'll end up puking your shit.

[parallelism]

Hahaha, sitting.

I didn't even know until really recently that anybody stood to wipe. My band was on tour and I was showering at a house we were staying at. The other guitarist decided to come in the bathroom and shit at the same time. Then he stood up and started wiping. I was genuinely confused.

[zion the lion]

I like how there are actually a few people who are grossed out by this whole thing. Isnt it natural? Unless this is one of those things where poop is a sin and everyone is lying and saying they do it when in fact theres only a few unlucky assholes who do drop a deuce (I call it that) and then the second they admit that they do it, they'll be publicly humiliated and burned alive.

And this sitting standing thing must be a guy thing because I dont know any girls who stand.

[PezMullet]

I like how there are actually a few people who are grossed out by this whole thing. Isnt it natural? Unless this is one of those things where poop is a sin and everyone is lying and saying they do it when in fact theres only a few unlucky assholes who do drop a deuce (I call it that) and then the second they admit that they do it, they'll be publicly humiliated and burned alive.

And this sitting standing thing must be a guy thing because I dont know any girls who stand.

Omg! You poop! So gross

[zion the lion]

Omg! You poop! So gross

Everyone knows girls dont poop, and if we do it's just glitter duh.

[parallelism]

Everyone knows girls dont poop, and if we do it's just glitter duh.

It's kind of funny and pathetic that most dudes just can't handle the idea that the fat, greasy, footlong turd they just dropped could've easily come from the pretty girl they just saw in class a little while ago.

[Cuddleworthy]

sitting, fer sure.

[CarryOn09]

i feel so wierd even posting in this thread.

[Charles777]

It's kind of funny and pathetic that most dudes just can't handle the idea that the fat, greasy, footlong turd they just dropped could've easily come from the pretty girl they just saw in class a little while ago.
Was this necessary?

:-d

[boysandbulletsx]

Ahahahaha, this is so funny that it's painful. And no, girls do not have bowel movements. The food we digest just magically disappears after passing through the small intestine.

[BJW7191]

Ahahahaha, this is so funny that it's painful. And no, girls do not have bowel movements. The food we digest just magically disappears after passing through the small intestine.
Thank you, I have been campaigning this for ages

[Duexy]

i tried standing a little while ago just to see what the hype was about.


fuck that.

[BJW7191]

Why try? Sitting down is more comfortable anyway

[Duexy]

curiosity

[Bunnies]

This is much better than the penis thread.

But anyone who stands up to wipe is fucked.

[killerswells]

I, for one, was born and raised a stander. I figure why have your hands any closer than necessary to the black death you just distributed to the toilet gods?

I was in a public bathroom recently and noticed the man in the stall next to me didn't stand...(yeah i looked) and I wondered to myself..."I wonder how many people stand? Am I one of the rare breed of standers? Why wouldn't you stand?"

I will be teaching my future children to be standers, and carry on the tradition on standing. My family will have no toilet bowl fecal matter close to their hands...

i love PL

[Charles777]

I, for one, was born and raised a stander. I figure why have your hands any closer than necessary to the black death you just distributed to the toilet gods?

I was in a public bathroom recently and noticed the man in the stall next to me didn't stand...(yeah i looked) and I wondered to myself..."I wonder how many people stand? Am I one of the rare breed of standers? Why wouldn't you stand?"

I will be teaching my future children to be standers, and carry on the tradition on standing. My family will have no toilet bowl fecal matter close to their hands...

i love PL
Standers, represent!

[CTMarshall]

I sit and wipe and then stand and wipe to make sure I captured every last bit of that fart-nugget.

[victoriasdf]

I sit and wipe and then stand and wipe to make sure I captured every last bit of that fart-nugget.

this.

[samsara]

haha this is so weird.

[zion the lion]

I, for one, was born and raised a stander. I figure why have your hands any closer than necessary to the black death you just distributed to the toilet gods?

I was in a public bathroom recently and noticed the man in the stall next to me didn't stand...(yeah i looked) and I wondered to myself..."I wonder how many people stand? Am I one of the rare breed of standers? Why wouldn't you stand?"

I will be teaching my future children to be standers, and carry on the tradition on standing. My family will have no toilet bowl fecal matter close to their hands...

i love PL

Unless you have a bunch of girls.

[victoriasdf]

girls poop.

[Smash Adams]

girls poop.
You would post this

[TMartin442]

girls poop.

dont ruin it for me

[zion the lion]

girls poop.

But when they do poop its just butterfiles and unicorns. Actually that would be worse than just poop, because unicorns are huge and they have those horns, and then I'm afraid of butterflies

[KingJohn_654]

Standers, represent!


Us standers need to stick together. It's rough out there.

[trappedintime]

For so long I was afraid to post in this thread. not because I didn't wanna say what I was, but because of it's creeper level being over the limit. But I will now proclaim myself a stander. I'm joinin the ranks.

[Throsby]

im still confused as to why anyone would think standing is a good idea in the first place in theory it would make it worse...

[Silentbob1]

Wait a minute.....no.....NO! I do not agree with this thread. It is fundamentally wrong and offensive. the true debate is do you wipe front to back or back to front? Geeze.

[phil19]

front to back

[ablueskytragedy]

I stand...I don't see why it's perceived as so weird.

[KingJohn_654]

Wait a minute.....no.....NO! I do not agree with this thread. It is fundamentally wrong and offensive. the true debate is do you wipe front to back or back to front? Geeze.

ALWAYS go front to back. That's just common sense.

[victoriasdf]

You would post this

you know what, i would.

dont ruin it for me

i'm sorry, the world has to realize it sometimee.

But when they do poop its just butterfiles and unicorns. Actually that would be worse than just poop, because unicorns are huge and they have those horns, and then I'm afraid of butterflies

hahahaha i'm gonna check my poop next time for unicorns.

[Kaleidoscope]

hahahaha i'm gonna check my poop next time for unicorns.

I can't imagine a brown unicorn.

[victoriasdf]

I can't imagine a brown unicorn.

oh, i guess it's possible..

[Kaleidoscope]

oh, i guess it's possible..
... anything is possible.

[victoriasdf]

... anything is possible.

yes, i think butterflies too.

[TMartin442]

What if there's a unicorn that can shit butterflies?

[zion the lion]

What if there's a unicorn that can shit butterflies?

Thats just gross. Do they fly out it's butt? or do they come out in their cocoons and then become the scary man eating butterflies they were destined to be?

[samsara]

random but front to back.

[TMartin442]

Thats just gross. Do they fly out it's butt? or do they come out in their cocoons and then become the scary man eating butterflies they were destined to be?

There is nothing scary about a butterfly that comes from a unicorns butt. And who says they are man eating carnivores? If anything, they are happy butterflies that sing beautiful music as the elegantly float around.

[zion the lion]

There is nothing scary about a butterfly that comes from a unicorns butt. And who says they are man eating carnivores? If anything, they are happy butterflies that sing beautiful music as the elegantly float around.

Except for when they swarm together in their butterfly gangs, and then they get violent. Why else do you think they have those crazy ass wings? Its to distract you from the evil that goes on inside their fuzzy body/brains.

[zion the lion]

random but front to back.

Which way is front and which way is back?

[samsara]

Which way is front and which way is back?

from vag/penis to butt.

[TMartin442]

Except for when they swarm together in their butterfly gangs, and then they get violent. Why else do you think they have those crazy ass wings? Its to distract you from the evil that goes on inside their fuzzy body/brains.

You are one of those conspiracy theorists arent you? You people are crazy.

[samsara]

or is it the other way around?

[zion the lion]

from vag/penis to butt.

ohh. I always just say from bottom and top but I guess front to back sounds better.

[MyWorldEntire]

There should be a limit to how personal the personal life can get.

[zion the lion]

You are one of those conspiracy theorists arent you? You people are crazy.

Haha no, my friends brother threw a dead butterfly in my face when I was a little kid because I killed a bird, and then told me that butterflies were satan and that satan gave me the kiss of death. But I'm to lazy to be a conspiricay theorist.

[samsara]

ohh. I always just say from bottom and top but I guess front to back sounds better.

Thats sounds a bit messy.lol

[zion the lion]

or is it the other way around?

dont confuse me!!! I'm sticking with top and bottom, vag/winkie being bottom, and butt crack being top! I'm a genius.

[samsara]

dont confuse me!!! I'm sticking with top and bottom, vag/winkie being bottom, and butt crack being top! I'm a genius.

but isnt the vag/"winkie" more near the top than the butt?

[zion the lion]

but isnt the vag/"winkie" more near the top than the butt?

Not if you have one of those huge butts, like this one girl I know who's butt makes her look like she's about 70 pounds heavier than she actually is. But I guess front to back sounds better, if you think of front as like where the front of the panties are and then back as your butt.

[samsara]

Not if you have one of those huge butts, like this one girl I know who's butt makes her look like she's about 70 pounds heavier than she actually is. But I guess front to back sounds better, if you think of front as like where the front of the panties are and then back as your butt.

yeah thats how i think about it.

[Mibabalou]

wtf standers

need to get rid of those kind of people

[thesafeword]

wtf standers

need to get rid of those kind of people
Says the person who listens to Underoath.

[4N6 science]

I took a huge shit today.

[.invisible ink.]

I took a huge shit today.

ewwww. why did i click on this thread???

[4N6 science]

ewwww. why did i click on this thread???

I have no idea. I thought you would no better than to venture in here.

I just feel like being lude and crude today.

[Bingham88]

depends on the poop. i have been known to do both on more than one ocassion.