Men Are Stupid

[LamarVannoy]

discuss.

[silentstar1134]

...umm...elaborate?

[Blueskyburning]

you're stupid.

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.

[desipunk7]

fail.

[Duexy]

i know you've got some skirt work to get to

[Jake Denning]

DScZ42PPIyo


Listen here woman.

[katiebaima]

what an intelligent and mentally stimulating post

[disco.tetris]

Most of them are, not all.

[Viva Sonata]

They are stupid.

But I love them~

[kaycey]

daddy issues?

[walking_by91]

hahah some of these posts are hilarious. All I'm saying is can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And that's the truth.

[kaycey]

it is scientifically proven that women have smaller brains.

case and point----->OP

[Smeee]

What'd the bad man do, Ron?

[Heart-A-Tact]

A founded generalization.

[just.Starla.]

you're stupid.

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.

hahaha

[wuduprod]

fail.

i agree. EPIC fail.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Oh, fuck men. I decided that I was just going to have fun, no more feelings.

[OdeToTheSun]

I prefer to be called mentally incapable, thanks. Stupid is such a demeaning word.

[googirl8907]

:hitself:

[live.]

dMriTkE3igY&feature=related

[drag_in_d_flat]

yeah totally.
:penis:

/sarcasm

[areyoukiddingme]

you're stupid.

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.

This.

[QueenOfHearts]

As many bad experiences I've had with them...

Not all of them are stupid
(mentally incapable)

Just a vast majority

[igetmikey]

http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/24468448.jpg

[speakhandsforme]

All I'm saying is can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And that's the truth.

So what you're saying is that you're:

A) either intolerant or intolerable

but also

B) either starved for attention or sex-crazed

Jeez, don't be so hard on yourself.

[Meenaghey Aym]

so y did the woman cross the road? who cares wat's she doin outta the kitchen???
wat do you say to a girl wih 2 blak eyes? nothing she's alredy been told twice!!
but wait wait... as far as the smaller brain thing... which IS true hehehe

a man asked god why he made women so beautiful? and god sed, so that you would love them. then he asked well y did you make them so stupid? and god sed, so that they cud love you bak! hehehehe!

yea us guys can be jakasseseses... indeed... but as long as they keep being bitches ima hav to be a dick bak lol SLAP-A-HOE no dont really just kik em in the box... :-p

[drag_in_d_flat]

you're not 24.

[paper halo]

you're not 24.

Here's hoping.

[drag_in_d_flat]

Here's hoping.

hah yeah really

[Jake Denning]

dMriTkE3igY&feature=related


way to help the cause there, champ.

[walking_by91]

So what you're saying is that you're:

A) either intolerant or intolerable

but also

B) either starved for attention or sex-crazed

Jeez, don't be so hard on yourself.
Haha woah there, a little harsh. And no, I didn't mean that phrase for it's literal definition. I wouldn't call myself sex-crazed or starved for attention, but thanks.

[limepomegranate]

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.

why don't you get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!!!! and i'm serious! or i'll bite your nipples off!

[LamarVannoy]

Most of them are, not all.
nah, im pretty sure its all.

[acfrue]

why don't you get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!!!! and i'm serious! or i'll bite your nipples off!

plz don't bite my nipples off...plzzzz

[limepomegranate]

plz don't bite my nipples off...plzzzz

i won't! promise!
but for that other guy i can't make any promises...

[acfrue]

i won't! promise!
but for that other guy i can't make any promises...

OK, just for that you get this:

http://photos.oregonlive.com/photogallery/8d67cdd7cb3fe2905f44596b3ceb24e8.jp g

Is it a cat? Is it a moose? We'll never know...

[4N6 science]

you're stupid.

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.


hahaha great...that showed her.

[more heart]

DScZ42PPIyo


Listen here woman.

This.

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha great...that showed her.
For some reason, your avatar gina baby reminded me of a spider.

[t_ashley]

you're stupid.

get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch.


haha, i should (on some remote level) be offended, but this just made my day.

[lovely864md]

It's their wee little brains.

[timbedinosaur]

Why the hell are you out of the kitchen?
But yes, guys are idiots.

[robat19]

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[lovely864md]

There were no more dishes to wash :shrug:

[timbedinosaur]

Then make me a sandwhich.
bahahaha, you're amazing mary

[MarsEatWorld]

There were no more dishes to wash :shrug:
Mary! Don't let them do this to you!!!

[lovely864md]

My three functions are pasta, cereal, and pita bread. I'm not doing shit.

[wewascontenders]

i'm awesome.

[inyoursea]

what's wrong with men =(

[timbedinosaur]

My three functions are pasta, cereal, and pita bread. I'm not doing shit.
Make me pita bread and pasta woman

[fadedmemories]

http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/24468448.jpg
hahaha

[Blueskyburning]

why don't you get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!!!! and i'm serious! or i'll bite your nipples off!

you wont be biting my nipples off, im not into that goth shit

[paper halo]

why don't you get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!!!! and i'm serious! or i'll bite your nipples off!

Kinky.

[fadedmemories]

why don't you get in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!!!! and i'm serious! or i'll bite your nipples off!
lololol

[disco.tetris]

what's wrong with men =(

This:
i'm awesome.

[limepomegranate]

OK, just for that you get this:

http://photos.oregonlive.com/photogallery/8d67cdd7cb3fe2905f44596b3ceb24e8.jp g

Is it a cat? Is it a moose? We'll never know...

oh i love you for finding that picture!! i should find that costume and put it on my cat!! i wonder if she'd wear it around!

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so hot.

you wont be biting my nipples off, im not into that goth shit

goth shit? it's not just a goth thing anymore baby! and i don't bite peoples nipples off in the bedroom. if i bite your nipples off you know you're in deep shit!

Kinky.

yea you wish you knew how kinky

[Jake Denning]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2637/oscarhp7.jpg


"Suzie, make me a sandwich"

[MarsEatWorld]

hey arnolddddd

[Blueskyburning]

goth shit? it's not just a goth thing anymore baby! and i don't bite peoples nipples off in the bedroom. if i bite your nipples off you know you're in deep shit!


sweet

[fadedmemories]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2637/oscarhp7.jpg


"Suzie, make me a sandwich"
Sweet show

[acfrue]

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what a fucking tool.
edit: holy shit!! the mobile version fucked that up. haha thats crazy.

[paper halo]

yea you wish you knew how kinky

:flirt:

[Greg]

guys may be dumb at times. but girls are bat shit crazy. like wow.

[MarsEatWorld]

guys may be dumb at times. but girls are bat shit crazy. like wow.
Guys can be nuts too.

[Greg]

Guys can be nuts too.
eh, for the most part though guys are dumb (though i don't agree with that, just going with this thread. i think guys are more horny than stupid.) while girls i know are just nuts. like totally insane when it comes to interacting with people. sure both crazy and dumb cross lines to the opposite sex, but i seems to be more rare.

[wewascontenders]

This:

ahahaha women just wish they could be as awesome as men.

totally kidding btw.

[thesollopsist]

Oh Snap Biaaaatch!

Had to be said sorry...

[SonEric84]

so y did the woman cross the road? who cares wat's she doin outta the kitchen???
wat do you say to a girl wih 2 blak eyes? nothing she's alredy been told twice!!
but wait wait... as far as the smaller brain thing... which IS true hehehe

a man asked god why he made women so beautiful? and god sed, so that you would love them. then he asked well y did you make them so stupid? and god sed, so that they cud love you bak! hehehehe!

yea us guys can be jakasseseses... indeed... but as long as they keep being bitches ima hav to be a dick bak lol SLAP-A-HOE no dont really just kik em in the box... :-p



Well, thanks for proving the OP right.


Also, if girls would stop dating douchebags like this guy here, you wouldn't have a problem.

[limepomegranate]

Well, thanks for proving the OP right.


Also, if girls would stop dating douchebags like this guy here, you wouldn't have a problem.

the problem with that is how do you tell who's a douchebag when they're not being obvious about it!!

[Greg]

the problem with that is how do you tell who's a douchebag when they're not being obvious about it!!
it's always obvious who's a dbag.

[MarsEatWorld]

it's always obvious who's a dbag.
it is NOT obvious.

[BlueFlame]

I make good sandwiches...

[SonEric84]

it's always obvious who's a dbag.


I can tell, I don't know why they can't. haha




the problem with that is how do you tell who's a douchebag when they're not being obvious about it!!



If you can't figure it out, just send me a picture of potential guy and I'll let you know. I have a sixth sense for these type of things.

[Greg]

it is NOT obvious.
maybe it's because i am a guy ..... but i am like at 95% for calling who is a dbag or not. i mean there is some room for error, but honestly i get it right almost every single time.

[MarsEatWorld]

I can tell, I don't know why they can't. haha








If you can't figure it out, just send me a picture of potential guy and I'll let you know. I have a sixth sense for these type of things.
They act all nice and caring and sweet. then BAM douche.

[Greg]

I can tell, I don't know why they can't. haha








If you can't figure it out, just send me a picture of potential guy and I'll let you know. I have a sixth sense for these type of things.
samsies

[Greg]

They act all nice and caring and sweet. then BAM douche.
i can name a dbag within the first 2-5 minutes of ever seeing him. sometimes less.

[MarsEatWorld]

i can name a dbag within the first 2-5 minutes of ever seeing him. sometimes less.
I just get fooled.

[samsara]

bahaha makes me lol

[SonEric84]

i can name a dbag within the first 2-5 minutes of ever seeing him. sometimes less.

haha Yes!



They act all nice and caring and sweet. then BAM douche.


Yeah, I understand that. It's hard to put into words, but there are signs...they usually tend to use overplayed lines and cliches to describe how they feel about you. It's almost rehearsed, you can see they've said it to 100 girls before you.

[Greg]

I just get fooled.
sometimes i can call it by the first sentence they say. it's a gift... and a curse. a curse because when i tell girls the guy they are dating is a tool, it never goes good for me, even though in the end i am right.

[SonEric84]

sometimes i can call it by the first sentence they say. it's a gift... and a curse. a curse because when i tell girls the guy they are dating is a tool, it never goes good for me, even though in the end i am right.

Yeah, no one ever believes it until it's way too late.

[Greg]

haha Yes!






Yeah, I understand that. It's hard to put into words, but there are signs...they usually tend to use overplayed lines and cliches to describe how they feel about you. It's almost rehearsed, you can see they've said it to 100 girls before you.
THIS

for sure. there are a lot of things that i can pick up on despite the actual words they are saying. honestly words mean NOTHING nowadays. you NEED to look past them and see what's really there. Eric seems to know what's up.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Yes!






Yeah, I understand that. It's hard to put into words, but there are signs...they usually tend to use overplayed lines and cliches to describe how they feel about you. It's almost rehearsed, you can see they've said it to 100 girls before you.
Teach me, doctor.

[Greg]

Yeah, no one ever believes it until it's way too late.
yep. sure they could call it off when i tell them and have some heartbreak but avoid devastation or they could ignore and get mistreated for weeks or months or years even and be hurt waaay more. they always do the later.

[googirl8907]

Yeah, I understand that. It's hard to put into words, but there are signs...they usually tend to use overplayed lines and cliches to describe how they feel about you. It's almost rehearsed, you can see they've said it to 100 girls before you.
:nod:

[Greg]

Teach me, doctor.
it can't be taught, i mean i never learned it. you can either read people or you can't. i mean there are some things you can learn i am sure. but honestly it's more about instinct than anything for me, or as eric called it a sixth sense.

[MarsEatWorld]

yep. sure they could call it off when i tell them and have some heartbreak but avoid devastation or they could ignore and get mistreated for weeks or months or years even and be hurt waaay more. they always do the later.
That is because we try to believe that they aren't douchebags...

[Greg]

That is because we try to believe that they aren't douchebags...
then girls need to learn their lesson and realize that they can NEVER truly change a guy. no girl can be a true source of change. they can shape how a guy acts but who he really is will not change. if he is smart he will just figure the girl out and act appropriately with her but drop the act when she is gone.

[MarsEatWorld]

then girls need to learn their lesson and realize that they can NEVER truly change a guy. no girl can be a true source of change. they can shape how a guy acts but who he really is will not change. if he is smart he will just figure the girl out and act appropriately with her but drop the act when she is gone.
fuck all men.

[Greg]

fuck all men.
or girls need to be patient and find a guy who is not a dbag. way easier said then done, yea. but honestly if you don't want a dbag you gotta take it slow.

[MarsEatWorld]

or girls need to be patient and find a guy who is not a dbag. way easier said then done, yea. but honestly if you don't want a dbag you gotta take it slow.
I can't wait for college.

[Greg]

I can't wait for college.
sorry to the bearer of bad news... but 90% of college freshman are dbags i have discovered.

[SonEric84]

Yeah, as much as you hope for the best, they're just going to let you down. If you set yourself up for disappointment, that's exactly what you're going to get. In these guys' minds they don't need to change because they get what they want from girls all the time. So for them it's not a problem, it's a skill.




THIS

for sure. there are a lot of things that i can pick up on despite the actual words they are saying. honestly words mean NOTHING nowadays. you NEED to look past them and see what's really there. Eric seems to know what's up.


The force is strong within us...or something. hah

[MarsEatWorld]

sorry to the bearer of bad news... but 90% of college freshman are dbags i have discovered.
I know but at least they are hotter than the boys at my school.

[Greg]

I know but at least they are hotter than the boys at my school.
so it will be easier for them to seduce you and break your heart? hmmmm

[SonEric84]

I know but at least they are hotter than the boys at my school.


haha But that's part of the problem! Guys who think they're hot shit. Not saying you should aim low in the looks department, just gotta find someone who is attractive but isn't really aware of it I guess?

[MarsEatWorld]

so it will be easier for them to seduce you and break your heart? hmmmm
I can play them too :P

[MarsEatWorld]

haha But that's part of the problem! Guys who think they're hot shit. Not saying you should aim low in the looks department, just gotta find someone who is attractive but isn't really aware of it I guess?
fuck men.
the end.

[smogs]

"Though we adore men individually, we agree, that as a group, they're rather stupid." - Mary Poppins

[SonEric84]

fuck men.
the end.


Yeah, just not literally, cause that's what they want. hah

[Greg]

fuck men.
the end.
but that's what they want you to do? see they win there.


and playing them back is not really any better of a solution.

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah, just not literally, cause that's what they want. hah
Haha.
But but.... fine.

[MarsEatWorld]

but that's what they want you to do? see they win there.


and playing them back is not really any better of a solution.
I'll just continue my quest for my own John Cusack and I won't settle for anything less than him.

[SonEric84]

Haha.
But but.... fine.


haha Sorry, I don't make the rules...only know how to play the game, and the secret to playing the game is: don't play the game at all.



I'll just continue my quest for my own John Cusack and I won't settle for anything less than him.


That's a good plan. I'm totally the John Cusack type, but I'm a little old for you. haha

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Sorry, I don't make the rules...only know how to play the game, and the secret to playing the game is: don't play the game at all.






That's a good plan. I'm totally the John Cusack type, but I'm a little old for you. haha
How about you go on a search for mini you...then you hand him to me!

[SonEric84]

How about you go on a search for mini you...then you hand him to me!


I suppose I could do that, of course this means I'll have to put my own search on hold. That's okay though, it's not leading me anywhere anyway!





*goes to post in the "women" thread*
j/k

[Greg]

yea. knowing the game and then not playing is the best decision. most guys just use the game to get ass.

[MarsEatWorld]

I suppose I could do that, of course this means I'll have to put my own search on hold. That's okay though, it's not leading me anywhere anyway!





*goes to post in the "women" thread*
j/k
Awww. I'll be sorta near NY next year for college so I'll look for a good girl for you. haha

[MarsEatWorld]

yea. knowing the game and then not playing is the best decision. most guys just use the game to get ass.
I hate this game. I wish I could read people's minds.

[SonEric84]

Awww. I'll be sorta near NY next year for college so I'll look for a good girl for you. haha


haha Good luck.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Good luck.
Hahaha. You are probably better off finding one without me.

[SonEric84]

Hahaha. You are probably better off finding one without me.


I don't know about that, apparently I can't even get anyone to hang out with me. haha

[MarsEatWorld]

I don't know about that, apparently I can't even get anyone to hang out with me. haha
Well, I just read your myspace (I know I'm a creep) and you seem like a good guy so please feel free to find your mini me's.

[SonEric84]

Well, I just read your myspace (I know I'm a creep) and you seem like a good guy so please feel free to find your mini me's.

haha Noooo not creepy at all. Thanks.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Noooo not creepy at all. Thanks.
You have to admit that is pretty creepy..... but yes, can you hold up at age 24 for 3 years? haha

[SonEric84]

You have to admit that is pretty creepy..... but yes, can you hold up at age 24 for 3 years? haha


haha I don't think so, I put the link in there for a reason! At this rate, I may not have a choice in the matter.

[Greg]

I hate this game. I wish I could read people's minds.
every guy essentially just wants to hook up. there is no need to read minds. the hard part is seeing who they are as a person to see where they put the importance of hooking up. if that makes sense.... i might have worded it weird.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha I don't think so, I put the link in there for a reason! At this rate, I may not have a choice in the matter.
Hahahaha. Or you could go back two years while I go forward two years then BAM.

[MarsEatWorld]

every guy essentially just wants to hook up. there is no need to read minds. the hard part is seeing who they are as a person to see where they put the importance of hooking up. if that makes sense.... i might have worded it weird.
Why can't guys like cuddling and doing nice things?

[SonEric84]

Hahahaha. Or you could go back two years while I go forward two years then BAM.


haha I didn't know this was possible.








Why can't guys like cuddling and doing nice things?


I do!

[Greg]

Why can't guys like cuddling and doing nice things?
eh... just because a guy wants to hook up doesn't mean he doesn't also want cuddling or other nice things... but you just have to be able to read people to know whether he is a dbag or not.

[MarsEatWorld]

eh... just because a guy wants to hook up doesn't mean he doesn't also want cuddling or other nice things... but you just have to be able to read people to know whether he is a dbag or not.
I'm bad at that...really bad.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha I didn't know this was possible.











I do!
Haha. Invent a way!


and stop it!

[Greg]

I'm bad at that...really bad.
most girls seem to be. like i said above, maybe it's because i'm a guy, but i find it super easy to read guys.

girls on the other hands, big bags of crazy that no one really understands. they defy logic haha but that's for a different type of thread i suppose.

[MarsEatWorld]

most girls seem to be. like i said above, maybe it's because i'm a guy, but i find it super easy to read guys.

girls on the other hands, big bags of crazy that no one really understands. they defy logic haha but that's for a different type of thread i suppose.
Hahaha.
I think we don't like to admit it but we look for douches

[SonEric84]

Haha. Invent a way!


and stop it!



Yeaaaah I'll get back to you on that. hah

Sorry!

[Greg]

Hahaha.
I think we don't like to admit it but we look for douches
that is why i believe girls are crazy. they say one thing and do another. and then they complain about the results. seems crazy to me haha

[SonEric84]

that is why i believe girls are crazy. they say one thing and do another. and then they complain about the results. seems crazy to me haha


haha I've personally come to the conclusion that they like the idea of a good relationship far better than actually having one. Once they have one then they turn into the d-bags and screw it up because it's too boring or something. Oi.

[Greg]

haha I've personally come to the conclusion that they like the idea of a good relationship far better than actually having one. Once they have one then they turn into the d-bags and screw it up because it's too boring or something. Oi.
yea i hear that "well a relationship with a nice would be boring" bullshit often. totally retarded. girls are indeed crazy.

[MarsEatWorld]

I want a nice guy.. =[
I won't complainnnnn. Now gimmeeee

[MarsEatWorld]

that is why i believe girls are crazy. they say one thing and do another. and then they complain about the results. seems crazy to me haha
Guys say things and mean another too!

[Greg]

Guys say things and mean another too!
not usually. guys are probably straight forward 95% of the time as long as they are mentally stable.

ps:get on skype?

[SonEric84]

Guys say things and mean another too!


Very true, but being straight males, we don't have to deal with it unless we're hearing about it through some girl who is falling for it!

[MarsEatWorld]

Fuck falling too easily/too hard for guys. =[

[Greg]

and every girl says they are the exception to things.... haha

[MarsEatWorld]

not usually. guys are probably straight forward 95% of the time as long as they are mentally stable.

ps:get on skype?
I'm watching bball with the family so no skype for me...I'm on AIM though?

[Greg]

I'm watching bball with the family so no skype for me...I'm on AIM though?
haha its all good. it's just today/tonight i could actually talk back since my room mate is gone. maybe later?

[MarsEatWorld]

and every girl says they are the exception to things.... haha
This is true.... actually I always tend to think that the guy I like is an exception to the douche specie... I'm always wrong.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha its all good. it's just today/tonight i could actually talk back since my room mate is gone. maybe later?
Sounds good!

[Greg]

This is true.... actually I always tend to think that the guy I like is an exception to the douche specie... I'm always wrong.

to be honest even the best guys can fall into the dbag guy at times. it is hard to find a good guy for any of my girl friends. they are pretty rare apparently.

Sounds good!

word. let me know on here when you can be on skype. i'm just chilling tonight so i'll be on AP off and on frequently.

[MarsEatWorld]

Very true, but being straight males, we don't have to deal with it unless we're hearing about it through some girl who is falling for it!
Guys should be more straightforward and also they should realize they aren't going to get laid at 40 if they don't pick a nice girl now and be nice back!

[SonEric84]

Guys should be more straightforward and also they should realize they aren't going to get laid at 40 if they don't pick a nice girl now and be nice back!



People are morons though, sooo unfortunately I don't see anything changing any time soon.

[MarsEatWorld]

to be honest even the best guys can fall into the dbag guy at times. it is hard to find a good guy for any of my girl friends. they are pretty rare apparently.



word. let me know on here when you can be on skype. i'm just chilling tonight so i'll be on AP off and on frequently.
Alright sounds good.
I want to rewind time and just get with John Cusack...the end.

[MarsEatWorld]

People are morons though, sooo unfortunately I don't see anything changing any time soon.
Sad world.
I've given up...officially.

[Greg]

Alright sounds good.
I want to rewind time and just get with John Cusack...the end.
haha sorry but you gotta give up the time traveling dream. we live in the real world, not on LOST! haha

don't give up, you just need to be patient.

[robat19]

Thread needs more guys.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha sorry but you gotta give up the time traveling dream. we live in the real world, not on LOST! haha

don't give up, you just need to be patient.
Haha.
http://notyouraveragevoter.files.wordpress .com/2008/07/fukitol-sml1.jpg

[Greg]

Haha.
http://notyouraveragevoter.files.wordpress .com/2008/07/fukitol-sml1.jpg
haha eh

or find good things in life that don't have to do with having a significant other?

[MarsEatWorld]

haha eh

or find good things in life that don't have to do with having a significant other?
I'm a hopeless romantic.

[robat19]

I'm a hopeless romantic.

That you are.

[Greg]

I'm a hopeless romantic.
i feel ya, believe me i do. but not everything is tied up with an S.O.

[MarsEatWorld]

i feel ya, believe me i do. but not everything is tied up with an S.O.
eh. we'll see.

[MarsEatWorld]

That you are.
You would know..lol

[robat19]

You would know..lol

I do know.

[MarsEatWorld]

I do know.
I knooooooooooooow you know

[Greg]

eh. we'll see.
no. i can honestly say not everything is wrapped up in an S.O.

there is more to life. there is nothing wrong with wanting one though. but be patient and find one that's worth it...

[BruisedxBroken]

been fat, ugly, rejected, molested by your father much?

whhhaaaaa...

but i agree, men are stupid. and women are smart. by stupid i mean smart. by smart i mean flithy whores. tomato tomaato.

[MarsEatWorld]

lol

[limepomegranate]

If you can't figure it out, just send me a picture of potential guy and I'll let you know. I have a sixth sense for these type of things.

ok i will!! like i am serious i will send you pics of guys!

They act all nice and caring and sweet. then BAM douche.

dude i know. M-(

[limepomegranate]

been fat, ugly, rejected, molested by your father much?

whhhaaaaa...

but i agree, men are stupid. and women are smart. by stupid i mean smart. by smart i mean flithy whores. tomato tomaato.

i am not a whore. so what if i enjoy sex. i figured in this day and age girls can sleep around and not be whores! if a guy sleeps around oh he's such a playaaaa FUCKING BULLSHIT! y'all can KISS MY ASS

[SonEric84]

i am not a whore. so what if i enjoy sex. i figured in this day and age girls can sleep around and not be whores! if a guy sleeps around oh he's such a playaaaa FUCKING BULLSHIT! y'all can KISS MY ASS


I think he was just kidding.


Personally, I think it's bad whether you're a guy or girl. I'm not the type to go around high-fiving guys for how many "chicks" they've scored with.

[MarsEatWorld]

I think he was just kidding.


Personally, I think it's bad whether you're a guy or girl. I'm not the type to go around high-fiving guys for how many "chicks" they've scored with.
Stopppp itttt.

[SonEric84]

Stopppp itttt.



hahaha What did I do now?!

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha What did I do now?!
:inlove:

[SonEric84]

:inlove:


Well, I know who it's going to be next time someone knocks at my door...


http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg




Seriously though, I can't help it! Just being honest. hah

[MarsEatWorld]

Well, I know who it's going to be next time someone knocks at my door...


http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg




Seriously though, I can't help it! Just being honest. hah
Hahahhaahhahaha. Perfect picture is perfect.

[disco.tetris]

ahahaha women just wish they could be as awesome as men.

totally kidding btw.
Ha, you better be kidding.

[TK]

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
biatches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

[disco.tetris]

*girls'

[TK]

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why are you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right biatch, now take off your thong

[BruisedxBroken]

i am not a whore. so what if i enjoy sex. i figured in this day and age girls can sleep around and not be whores! if a guy sleeps around oh he's such a playaaaa FUCKING BULLSHIT! y'all can KISS MY ASS

So does that mean we can fuck like asap?

I'm into some pretty weird shit, btw. So if I ask you to cry and offer to lap up your tears, just be cool about it. kthkxbai...

[limepomegranate]

So does that mean we can fuck like asap?

I'm into some pretty weird shit, btw. So if I ask you to cry and offer to lap up your tears, just be cool about it. kthkxbai...

no i have to like you first i don't do random fucks
and no i'm not going to cry and let you lap up my tears! that's weird.

[TK]

i am not a whore. so what if i enjoy sex. i figured in this day and age girls can sleep around and not be whores! if a guy sleeps around oh he's such a playaaaa FUCKING BULLSHIT! y'all can KISS MY ASS

Yes, that makes you a whore. And yes, either the guy is sleeping around with a lot of chicks because he is in fact a playa(most unlikely), or it is because he is surrounded by whores like yourself. I would say science proves it is the latter 99.9% of the time, so this results in being your fault and every other girl that sleeps around fault, since without whores, he would not have multiple girls to sleep with.

And this wasn't a sexist post, this was a scientific post.

[limepomegranate]

Yes, that makes you a whore. And yes, either the guy is sleeping around with a lot of chicks because he is in fact a playa(most unlikely), or it is because he is surrounded by whores like yourself. I would say science proves it is the latter 99.9% of the time, so this results in being your fault and every other girl that sleeps around fault, since without whores, he would not have multiple girls to sleep with.

And this wasn't a sexist post, this was a scientific post.

you're a little bitch ass piece of shit you know that? i hope you die. PAINFULLY.
and with that mindset you're going to never find anyone to be with because this is 2009! THIS ISN'T THE 1950s!! GET IN THE RIGHT TIME PERIOD DUMBASS

[Deathofarobot]

...I'm just sick of my sisters husband saying "Shut your whore mouth while the men are talking!"

so what if he got it from LOLcats, I'm still offended.

[TK]

you're a little bitch ass piece of shit you know that? i hope you die. PAINFULLY.
and with that mindset you're going to never find anyone to be with because this is 2009! THIS ISN'T THE 1950s!! GET IN THE RIGHT TIME PERIOD DUMBASS

You have excellent dialect for someone who suffers from an XX Chromosome condition. I have been thoroughly moved by your fantastically orchestrated speech. It was truly moving in so many ways.You must be one of the finest orators alive today. Now with that being said, get back in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch, before I brown your ass.


*Note: "brown" is a slang term, referring towards the beating Chris Brown inflicted on Rhianna, and implies another beating being administered to a person similar to it.

[limepomegranate]

You have excellent dialect for someone who suffers from an XX Chromosome condition. I have been thoroughly moved by your fantastically orchestrated speech. It was truly moving in so many ways. Now with that being said, get back in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch, before I brown your ass.


*Note: "brown" was a reference towards the beating Chris Brown inflicted on Rhianna.



i could kick your ass you little punk. so why don't you get your ass in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich!

oh and if i made you something i'd poison it so beware.

[TK]

i could kick your ass you little punk. so why don't you get your ass in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich!

oh and if i made you something i'd poison it so beware.

I can't believe how intellectually stimulating this conversation has been. Your low levels of intellect have really brought out how much my intelligence shines. You are a top quality poster, most definitely.

[chronomic]

men are stupid for putting up with womens shit all the time. if they all just made the sandwiches they're supposed to, we could feed everyone in India forever.

[Deathofarobot]

men are stupid for putting up with womens shit all the time. if they all just made the sandwiches they're supposed to, we could feed everyone in India forever.

Wow. Men are stupid in general, and for not just shutting up and doing as they're told.

[chronomic]

Na My Name Is Deathofarobot I Am Super Cereal Om Nom Nom Nom Dis Joke Tates So Good Because I Never Get Them Nomz Nomz Nomz

[limepomegranate]

I can't believe how intellectually stimulating this conversation has been. Your low levels of intellect have really brought out how much my intelligence shines. You are a top quality poster, most definitely.

you want an intellectually stimulating conversation? then stop being a dick and maybe you'd get one!

[Deathofarobot]

Na My Name Is Deathofarobot I Am Super Cereal Om Nom Nom Nom Dis Joke Tates So Good Because I Never Get Them Nomz Nomz Nomz

You got me with the Om Nom Nom, now I can't hate you.

[chronomic]

you want an intellectually stimulating conversation? then stop being a dick and maybe you'd get one!

daaaamn jigga she be callin you !O U T!!!!

[chronomic]

You got me with the Om Nom Nom, now I can't hate you.

:pet:

[Deathofarobot]

:pet:

:eyebrow: This doesn't mean that men aren't stupid.

[chronomic]

:eyebrow: This doesn't mean that men aren't stupid.

:pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet:

[Deathofarobot]

:pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet::pet: :pet:

:-d okay, I like you.

[TK]

you want an intellectually stimulating conversation? then stop being a dick and maybe you'd get one!

Lol, you take the internet far too seriously.

daaaamn jigga she be callin you !O U T!!!!

isa bee scared. whatsa me goin to do? ima just aa stupid man me dont no no intellectual conversation or evens howsa big of a broad generalization of tis thread iz or the ironies of makingsa broad genralization thensa being offended bi one! im to stupad to understand theee correlation duh imsa man.

[SonEric84]

Just when I thought we had made some progress in this thread..

[Deathofarobot]

Just when I thought we had made some progress in this thread..
:rotfl::penis:

[TK]

Just when I thought we had made some progress in this thread..

I make one mocking/sarcastic post, some idiot takes it literal. I like regression better though, it's more amusing.

[limepomegranate]

I make one mocking/sarcastic post, some idiot takes it literal. I like regression better though, it's more amusing.

well i am sorry that i have had to deal with a lot of assholes in my life saying the same exact shit that you said to me!

[TK]

well i am sorry that i have had to deal with a lot of assholes in my life saying the same exact shit that you said to me!

:yawn:

[inyoursea]

TK is running this thread. :thumbup:
Either way, did anyone expect to come into a thread titled "Men Are Stupid" and not find JOKING sexism and plenty of sarcasm? A girl making a thread titled "Men Are Stupid" is just asking for it. Especially since the majority of the ones I know that tell me this are pretty much 99% to blame with any of the stupid situations they got themselves in with men.

[SonEric84]

I make one mocking/sarcastic post, some idiot takes it literal. I like regression better though, it's more amusing.


haha I suppose I'll give you that. For the record, I picked up on the sarcasm.



:rotfl::penis:


I have no problem admitting guys are d-bags.

[Deathofarobot]

haha I suppose I'll give you that. For the record, I picked up on the sarcasm.




I have no problem admitting guys are d-bags.

^cool, that means I like you.

[SonEric84]

^cool, that means I like you.

:wave:

[MarsEatWorld]

everyone likes eric...he's the perfect guy

[Deathofarobot]

:wave:
:shiftyeyes: haha :-D

[SonEric84]

everyone likes eric...he's the perfect guy



You are too kind.

[MarsEatWorld]

You are too kind.
I speak the truth :-)

[SonEric84]

I speak the truth :-)



Thanks...:blush:

[argg_xo]

men, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em

[MarsEatWorld]

Thanks...:blush:
Haha.. awww..
Only one place where your myspace is wrong ... you are attractive

/creeper

[SonEric84]

Haha.. awww..
Only one place where your myspace is wrong ... you are attractive

/creeper



If this is considered creepy, I think I can live with it. haha


By the way, you're pretty cute yourself. /pedo

[MarsEatWorld]

If this is considered creepy, I think I can live with it. haha


By the way, you're pretty cute yourself. /pedo
creepers and pedos go hand in hand.. LOL

[SonEric84]

creepers and pedos go hand in hand.. LOL



haha Well, I guess I can't argue with that.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Well, I guess I can't argue with that.
Haha.
Have you found me a mini you yet?

[SonEric84]

Haha.
Have you found me a mini you yet?


No such luck my friend.

Although I would imagine I am living in too small of an area for that. hah I've failed you.

[MarsEatWorld]

No such luck my friend.

Although I would imagine I am living in too small of an area for that. hah I've failed you.
Haha.
Well, have you figured out a way to stay 24?
That could keep you from failing! lol

[SonEric84]

Haha.
Well, have you figured out a way to stay 24?
That could keep you from failing! lol


Well, most people say I don't really look my age...so I can be 24 as long as you like. hahaha


I better stop myself, that was borderline douchebaggery.

[MarsEatWorld]

Well, most people say I don't really look my age...so I can be 24 as long as you like. hahaha


I better stop myself, that was borderline douchebaggery.
Hahahaha.
I'll take it. :P

Nah, you've failed the douche test already..

[SonEric84]

Hahahaha.
I'll take it. :P

Nah, you've failed the douche test already..


haha Alright. ;-)



You know, the sad part about that is that failing the douche test is pretty much a bad thing in this day and age. Not that I would have it any other way of course. (failing, I mean.)

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Alright. ;-)



You know, the sad part about that is that failing the douche test is pretty much a bad thing in this day and age. Not that I would have it any other way of course. (failing, I mean.)
Haha.
If you fail the douche test, you fail at getting girls.

[SonEric84]

Haha.
If you fail the douche test, you fail at getting girls.


Yeah, I pretty much figured that's how it works. Oh well. haha At least I have my beliefs/standards...or something.

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah, I pretty much figured that's how it works. Oh well. haha At least I have my beliefs/standards...or something.
One day, my friend, one day.

True. The world needs more Erics

[SonEric84]

One day, my friend, one day.

True. The world needs more Erics


...and more girls that think like you, apparently. haha

[MarsEatWorld]

...and more girls that think like you, apparently. haha
I'm pretty sure my mind doesn't function correctly but I guess girls do need to realize there ARE John Cusacks out there that aren't douche assholes!

[SonEric84]

I'm pretty sure my mind doesn't function correctly but I guess girls do need to realize there ARE John Cusacks out there that aren't douche assholes!

I'm sure I have my moments as well. hah But yes, yes they do...and then they need to stop just saying they want that and actually take it when it comes their way!

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm sure I have my moments as well. hah But yes, yes they do...and then they need to stop just saying they want that and actually take it when it comes their way!
You are correct. Good thinking.

[SonEric84]

You are correct. Good thinking.


I do what I can.

[MarsEatWorld]

I do what I can.
;-)

[SonEric84]

;-)



I think we pretty much own this thread now. You've done wonders for my post count. haha (Not that I actually care about that..)

[MarsEatWorld]

I think we pretty much own this thread now. You've done wonders for my post count. haha (Not that I actually care about that..)
Hahaha. You do care! Don't try to hide it!:-p

[SonEric84]

Hahaha. You do care! Don't try to hide it!:-p


haha Yeah, so my one goal in life is having more posts than Tate himself! :shhh:

[MarsEatWorld]

we are top 2
MarsEatWorld (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=137708) 58 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=905082#) SonEric84 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=2632) 36 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=905082#)LOL

[MarsEatWorld]

haha Yeah, so my one goal in life is having more posts than Tate himself! :shhh:
Mine has nothing to do with this website :-p

[SonEric84]

we are top 2
MarsEatWorld (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=137708) 58 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=905082#) SonEric84 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=2632) 36 (http://www.absolutepunk.net/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=905082#)LOL



haha Crazy.

[4N6 science]

For some reason, your avatar gina baby reminded me of a spider.

Yeah it kind of looks like a spider...

[limepomegranate]

:yawn:

i would love killing you.

[Meenaghey Aym]

you're not 24.
ah but indeed i am. i just found the need to approach this thread with humor. as men are stupid, wat are we as men really going to say to that? sarcasm seemed to be the appropriate response. ppl will always have relationship trouble. the key to keeping a relationship is working thru the hard times. is that wat you want to hear from an adult? well damn that. bc the fact of today is ppl dont try. they fall in love, get married, have kids, hit a rocky spot and figure ah well we gave it a good try. Well thats pathetic. and who suffers? all? yes but the kids of today are suffering the most. Bc wen ur married you wont always find that ur IN love with your spouse. marraige/relationships are hard work and both must contribute a lot of themselves to make it work.

there is that better?

[SonEric84]

ah but indeed i am. i just found the need to approach this thread with humor. as men are stupid, wat are we as men really going to say to that? sarcasm seemed to be the appropriate response. ppl will always have relationship trouble. the key to keeping a relationship is working thru the hard times. is that wat you want to hear from an adult? well damn that. bc the fact of today is ppl dont try. they fall in love, get married, have kids, hit a rocky spot and figure ah well we gave it a good try. Well thats pathetic. and who suffers? all? yes but the kids of today are suffering the most. Bc wen ur married you wont always find that ur IN love with your spouse. marraige/relationships are hard work and both must contribute a lot of themselves to make it work.

there is that better?


It would be better without colored text and proper grammar/spelling. Just sayin'...

[xica_sp4ever]

Men are retarded.

[Meenaghey Aym]

i love coloured text. it gives me my own spunkiness. is it that awfully bad?? watever in effort to conform to the forum and be accepted as a member who has something important to contribute i will stifle my creativity&go to black. as far as grammar I type fast and i am @ work trying to get in as much free time on my break as possible.. so sorry.

haha I suppose I'll give you that. For the record, I picked up on the sarcasm.






I have no problem admitting guys are d-bags.

couldnt accord me the same huh? but thanks everyone for assuming that i am a douche. i am actually really fucking nice. my wife left me bc she sed i was a hopeless romantic. that i was too nice and did too much for ppl. and now I have given rooms in my house to a quite a few ppl who have hit hard times. some hav gotten bak on their feet some remain worthless. but thru and thru you cant really judge ppl but so much. wudnt you want another chance? i am realy cynical now but still try to give ppl chances to do mor with life. i know i wish that would happen for me.

[SonEric84]

i love coloured text. it gives me my own spunkiness. is it that awfully bad?? watever in effort to conform to the forum and be accepted as a member who has something important to contribute i will stifle my creativity&go to black. as far as grammar I type fast and i am @ work trying to get in as much free time on my break as possible.. so sorry.



couldnt accord me the same huh? but thanks everyone for assuming that i am a douche. i am actually really fucking nice. my wife left me bc she sed i was a hopeless romantic. that i was too nice and did too much for ppl. and now I have given rooms in my house to a quite a few ppl who have hit hard times. some hav gotten bak on their feet some remain worthless. but thru and thru you cant really judge ppl but so much. wudnt you want another chance? i am realy cynical now but still try to give ppl chances to do mor with life. i know i wish that would happen for me.


It's no problem, I could actually care less if you typed in purple text dude. I was just trying to tell you that if you don't work harder to type a little better people aren't going to take your posts seriously.


Also, I don't know you in real life, I was just making a joke based on what you said in your original post. No hard feelings, I'm sure you're a decent enough person. Sorry to hear about your wife, people are nuts.

[limepomegranate]

:-0

[kwsqd]

i love coloured text. it gives me my own spunkiness. is it that awfully bad?? watever in effort to conform to the forum and be accepted as a member who has something important to contribute i will stifle my creativity&go to black. as far as grammar I type fast and i am @ work trying to get in as much free time on my break as possible.. so sorry.



couldnt accord me the same huh? but thanks everyone for assuming that i am a douche. i am actually really fucking nice. my wife left me bc she sed i was a hopeless romantic. that i was too nice and did too much for ppl. and now I have given rooms in my house to a quite a few ppl who have hit hard times. some hav gotten bak on their feet some remain worthless. but thru and thru you cant really judge ppl but so much. wudnt you want another chance? i am realy cynical now but still try to give ppl chances to do mor with life. i know i wish that would happen for me.
who the fuck would marry you in the first place?

[Renee]

We're all stupid. Move along now.

[kwsqd]

o hai renee

[Renee]

hey ken. i found you. to answer your text: no where, i don't want to work.

[kwsqd]

hey find me in the dry humping thread!

[Renee]

no!

[kwsqd]

I'm not trying to pick you up!

[EmaleeMae]

Honestly, men are stupid. But, women are of equally "Dumbness".
They complain about men being pigs, and being stupid.
Then, they turn around and act just like them.
And after, they complain that men don't want them.
So, be careful what you post.

[kwsqd]

I just wanted you to read the good news.

[Meenaghey Aym]

so no shorthand huh? things like bc,&,ppl? that kind of stuff? cause my spelling is actually pretty decent i thot.. yea i just reread i and i spelled pretty accurately. just used shorthand. that comes from texting.. because you can only send 160 character so shorthand is a must lol, grammar, yea i dont pay much attention. on my last forum that got hacked..but all the prominent members had our own posting colours.so i was just used to posting in colour.and i was just being funny sarcastic not rude sarcastic.im real nice in real life! well..like you said decent enough. yea she's a crap head... but i wish her the best as she is all my beauiful sons have in this world now. :irule:

[QueenOfHearts]

Honestly, men are stupid. But, women are of equally "Dumbness".
They complain about men being pigs, and being stupid.
Then, they turn around and act just like them.
And after, they complain that men don't want them.
So, be careful what you post.

I hangout with mostly guys because
1. To me, they're easier to trust
2. I'm a lesbian
3. (For me) They're easier to talk to
4. They don't judge you as much

But girls...girls are CONFUSING! I mean jeeze I'll even admit it
we don't know what we want!

[Renee]

I'm not equally "dumbness"!


What news? You and Kassie are finally public?