Classic LB...

[merv the perv]

So I don't know if anyone caught last night's episode of Laguna Beach, but something was said that made my girlfriend and myself laugh harder than anything on that show ever has.

As we all saw, Casey had on a slutty dress. Hey, anything to take away from that freakish mouth of hers. Well, at the end of the episode, one of Kristen's friends said something really stupid and makes me realize why people hate people around here.

"Just the way she does her makeup is so like....Mission Viejo....you know, like inland, not Laguna."

Mission Viejo is literally right next to Laguna Beach. I didn't know that girls did their makeup differently in different states, let alone adjacent cities. What a dumb bitch.

I attatched a map. I live in the purple area, Mission Viejo is red, and Laguna is yellow. Am I right to be annoyed??

[i like guitars]

So I don't know if anyone caught last night's episode of Laguna Beach, but something was said that made my girlfriend and myself laugh harder than anything on that show ever has.

As we all saw, Casey had on a slutty dress. Hey, anything to take away from that freakish mouth of hers. Well, at the end of the episode, one of Kristen's friends said something really stupid and makes me realize why people hate people around here.

"Just the way she does her makeup is so like....Mission Viejo....you know, like inland, not Laguna."

Mission Viejo is literally right next to Laguna Beach. I didn't know that girls did their makeup differently in different states, let alone adjacent cities. What a dumb bitch.

I attatched a map. I live in the purple area, Mission Viejo is red, and Laguna is yellow. Am I right to be annoyed??


thank you.

[shane hennessey]

is this show actually real? i havent figured it out yet

[merv the perv]

thank you.
Just representing the "inland" I guess.

[btbam > you]

hahahaha i laughed so hard. from laguna to mission, all you do is take crown valley up from p.c.h. for about 10 minutes. when they said i was like "oh wow you are so fucking ridiculous" im glad someone else picked up on this.

[merv the perv]

is this show actually real? i havent figured it out yetThey're all real residents, the places are real, but some of it is undoubtedly scripted. I don't think they tell them who to "tOtAlLy CrUsH oN!!!", but I think that they spice it up by adding events. I'm sure they pay for all their trips to Mexico and stuff. It's really forced a lot of the time when they are all sitting around on a couch and one of them says, "So, Talan, who. are. you. going. to ask. to the....prom?"

[last light]

haha ive given up watching that show, its fake, i think kristen said something about it being fake in rolling stone, i dont remember i read it somewhere...the whole jason and LC angle they are going to use is ridiculous...hahah my favorite is how jason beat up jason from broadway...only adam will know what im talking about

[nobodysmonkey]

is this show actually real? i havent figured it out yet
I think its half and half.
And I heard they use fake names for some of the people.

[merv the perv]

hahahaha i laughed so hard. from laguna to mission, all you do is take crown valley up from p.c.h. for about 10 minutes. when they said i was like "oh wow you are so fucking ridiculous" im glad someone else picked up on this.Dayuuum Jigga, you're quite familiar with this area. I don't even know where Calabasas is. Well, I could guess, but I'd probably look stupid.

[punkrockcasual]

Yeah.. and where are the parents when all of them are drinkin?

[merv the perv]

Yeah.. and where are the parents when all of them are drinkin? Probably working to buy their little babies new beamers.

[apoemtothedead]

Do you think maybe it's there to portray their idiocy and the jokes on you for taking it seriously?

[merv the perv]

Do you think maybe it's there to portray their idiocy and the jokes on you for taking it seriously?
No, I think some of those girls are just that stupid.

[apoemtothedead]

No, I think some of those girls are just that stupid.
Yet you still take them seriously?

[merv the perv]

Yet you still take them seriously?
Yes, I take very seriously their stupidity. I'm not really mad about it or anything, just amused.

[ghostyouare]

So I don't know if anyone caught last night's episode of Laguna Beach, but something was said that made my girlfriend and myself laugh harder than anything on that show ever has.

As we all saw, Casey had on a slutty dress. Hey, anything to take away from that freakish mouth of hers. Well, at the end of the episode, one of Kristen's friends said something really stupid and makes me realize why people hate people around here.

"Just the way she does her makeup is so like....Mission Viejo....you know, like inland, not Laguna."

Mission Viejo is literally right next to Laguna Beach. I didn't know that girls did their makeup differently in different states, let alone adjacent cities. What a dumb bitch.

I attatched a map. I live in the purple area, Mission Viejo is red, and Laguna is yellow. Am I right to be annoyed??
What a fucking bitch, I'm from Inland.

Oh ya while you have the map out, look at the 5 freeway I was on it for over 5 1/2 hours on sunday.

[apoemtothedead]

What a fucking bitch, I'm from Inland.

Oh ya while you have the map out, look at the 5 freeway I was on it for over 5 1/2 hours on sunday.
It's such an easy drive though.

[FstFtsVsFences]

Am I right to be annoyed??

I'm not really mad about it or anything, just amused.

:huh:

[apoemtothedead]

:huh:
yah.

[swirlofhues]

norcal > socal

[FstFtsVsFences]

norcal > socal
You're hella right.

[apoemtothedead]

norcal > socal
It's true. I read it in a magazine.

[Kid Kilowatt]

No heterosexual male watches Laguna Beach.

[swirlofhues]

You're hella right.
word, lets grab a slurpee from 7/11 and head down to the gay pride parade.

It's true. I read it in a magazine.
therein lies the difference between the state; the north can read.

[marrost]

This is the only "Classic" LB you should be talking about:

http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos10/Taylor,Lawrence30.jpg

Him and Terry Tate.

[FstFtsVsFences]

No heterosexual male watches Laguna Beach.
What about The OC?

word, lets grab a slurpee from 7/11 and head down to the gay pride parade.


therein lies the difference between the state; the north can read.
Don't they have slurpees too down there? The bros in San Diego love them.

[apoemtothedead]

therein lies the difference between the state; the north can read.

The whole country in general.

[FstFtsVsFences]

The whole country in general.
It's true. I read it in a magazine.

[swirlofhues]

Don't they have slurpees too down there? The bros in San Diego love them.

:( They do.



But they don't have...

EASTXBAYXHXC!!!!

[Kid Kilowatt]

What about The OC?
The OC is okay, because Seth namedrops indie bands, and it's awesome. lol.

[AreTwoKay]

This is the only "Classic" LB you should be talking about:

http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos10/Taylor,Lawrence30.jpg

Him and Terry Tate.
Haha

[FstFtsVsFences]

The OC is okay, because Seth namedrops indie bands, and it's awesome. lol.
I do enjoy the Ben Folds poster on his wall and I think he had a Death Cab one at one point too. :thumbsup:

:( They do.



But they don't have...

EASTXBAYXHXC!!!!
Lol sorry Christine, but San Diego is big into the metal and hardcore scene.

[punkrockcasual]

This is the only "Classic" LB you should be talking about:

http://www.sportsattic.com/nflphoto/photos10/Taylor,Lawrence30.jpg

Him and Terry Tate.




Get that picture where he fucked up that guy form the Redskins.

[marrost]

Hahaha. I watched The OC a few times in the first season when there were fights and that girl was an alcoholic. Anything remotely interesting about the show hasn't been displayed in anything I have seen of these last two seasons.

[merv the perv]

What a fucking bitch, I'm from Inland.

Oh ya while you have the map out, look at the 5 freeway I was on it for over 5 1/2 hours on sunday.
That sucks.

[swirlofhues]

Lol sorry Christine, but San Diego is big into the metal and hardcore scene.
I won't let them win.




I bet we have more bridges.

[apoemtothedead]

Lol sorry Christine, but San Diego is big into the metal and hardcore scene.

But does San Diego have 300 Christian hardcore bands that all sound the same? I don't think so.

[FstFtsVsFences]

I won't let them win.




I bet we have more bridges.
Hmmm, I'll give you that. We'll go hang out on a hella sweet bridge.

[merv the perv]

:huh:
Alright, I'm not amused, I'm irate.

[FstFtsVsFences]

But does San Diego have 300 Christian hardcore bands that all sound the same? I don't think so.
Touuuuuuuuuche.

Alright, I'm not amused, I'm irate.
It's ok to be honest.

[merv the perv]

But does San Diego have 300 Christian hardcore bands that all sound the same? I don't think so.
You guys gotst XjesusXcoreX?!?

[apoemtothedead]

You guys gotst XjesusXcoreX?!?
unfortunately.

[merv the perv]

unfortunately.
If there's one thing I dislike more than shitty hardcore, it's Jesus.

[btbam > you]

Dayuuum Jigga, you're quite familiar with this area. I don't even know where Calabasas is. Well, I could guess, but I'd probably look stupid.



last year, i dated a girl from laguna hills for a year. i was down there almost every day.

[merv the perv]

last year, i dated a girl from laguna hills for a year. i was down there almost every day.
Cool.... so where exactly is Calabasas?

[marrost]

Cool.... so where exactly is Calabasas?
What, do you think he's lying?

[merv the perv]

What, do you think he's lying?
Not at all.... I just don't know where it is and I'm too lazy to look on a map.

[InvisibleNinjas]

you are far overthinking this. get over it, watch the show if you want and enjoy it. ok? alright...

[merv the perv]

you are far overthinking this. get over it, watch the show if you want and enjoy it. ok? alright...
Hey, shut up.

[BigD]

i need to see the replay of the one where alex (i think its her, the one with the tits that was with jason) is running on the beach

[LoserlyFirefly]

Lol sorry Christine, but San Diego is big into the metal and hardcore scene.
Really? I did not know that...

[btbam > you]

Cool.... so where exactly is Calabasas?



a little north of la. it's in the valley.