Favorite Insults!!

[Bloodsucker II]

What are some of your favorite/funny insults you like to call people.

Mine are...

Douche-Platoon
Cum Donut
Cunt Muffin
Cunk
Cunt Waffle
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzling Whore

:drew:

[Dicebox]

Bloodsucker II

[briankohl]

Cunt Rocket
Cocktard

[jagermeister]

Why would I want to insult people like that, let alone have favourites?

[Bloodsucker II]

Why would I want to insult people like that, let alone have favourites?

I don't seriously call people those names, I just think they are all really funny.

[MarsEatWorld]

Fucktard

[jagermeister]

Fucktard
BOSTON?! SRSLY?

[MarsEatWorld]

BOSTON?! SRSLY?
yes. why?

[robat19]

lul. GO TIGERS!

[Mike Smith]

Fucknuts
Cum Sizzler
Cum Guzzler
Jizz Monkey
Carpet Muncher

Those are just a few some of my friends call each other haha

[MarsEatWorld]

lul. GO TIGERS!
fucktard

[robat19]

fucktard

skank.

[jagermeister]

yes. why?
Ha, I just have a passionate dislike against the Red Sox because my old roommate was obsessed with them.
Cubs FTW.

[robat19]

Ha, I just have a passionate dislike against the Red Sox because my old roommate was obsessed with them.
Cubs FTW.

Oh God, don't let Erin see this.

[MarsEatWorld]

Ha, I just have a passionate dislike against the Red Sox because my old roommate was obsessed with them.
Cubs FTW.
I hope you win a game post season this year. [if you make it]. I do have a bit of sympathy for Cubs and wish they would just win the WS already.

[MarsEatWorld]

skank.
from the famous words of Mike Smith
"JIZZ MONKEY"

[Mike Smith]

from the famous words of Mike Smith
"JIZZ MONKEY"

Lol i'm not sure if u used that to be a dick, or if you used that b/c you thought it was funny :P

My friend JB(He's black) used to call all the white kids that last year lmao

[MarsEatWorld]

Lol i'm not sure if u used that to be a dick, or if you used that b/c you thought it was funny :P

My friend JB(He's black) used to call all the white kids that last year lmao
Why are white people Jizz Monkeys? What are black people?

[Dicebox]

Why are white people Jizz Monkeys? What are black people?
regular monkeys

[Mike Smith]

Why are white people Jizz Monkeys? What are black people?

I have no idea lmfao

[robat19]

MARS IS A BOY!

x

[jagermeister]

I hope you win a game post season this year. [if you make it]. I do have a bit of sympathy for Cubs and wish they would just win the WS already.
Same here. I'm not obsessed with baseball, but I try to follow it. I also have a spot in my heart for the Blue Jays because I live 45 minutes away from Toronto. But I want my 1992-1993 Jays back!

[MarsEatWorld]

regular monkeys
That's cute.

[MarsEatWorld]

Same here. I'm not obsessed with baseball, but I try to follow it. I also have a spot in my heart for the Blue Jays because I live 45 minutes away from Toronto. But I want my 1992-1993 Jays back!
Hahaha.
Yeahhh... I'm a pretty die hard Sox fan but unlike most Sox fans I also feel for other teams. Like this past year... Rays should've won.

[MarsEatWorld]

MARS IS A BOY!

x
check out my p33n

[robat19]

check out my p33n

did you send Mike Smith picz?

[MarsEatWorld]

did you send Mike Smith picz?
Duh.

[Dicebox]

That's cute.
I wasn't expecting cute... I thought maybe, racist, offensive, derogatory. Cute works though.

[jagermeister]

Hahaha.
Yeahhh... I'm a pretty die hard Sox fan but unlike most Sox fans I also feel for other teams. Like this past year... Rays should've won.
Absolutely. It pissed me off so much, especially since Matt Stairs (a friend's cousin) left the Jays for the Phillies like, weeks before the playoffs.

I wasn't expecting cute... I thought maybe, racist, offensive, derogatory. Cute works though.
Hahaha, don't be so hard on yourself man! It was very clever.

[Burning Star IV]

Wow. Awesome thread.

[MarsEatWorld]

Absolutely. It pissed me off so much, especially since Matt Stairs (a friend's cousin) left the Jays for the Phillies like, weeks before the playoffs.


Hahaha, don't be so hard on yourself man! It was very clever.
Haha. Oh damn. That must've sucked for him.

[MarsEatWorld]

I wasn't expecting cute... I thought maybe, racist, offensive, derogatory. Cute works though.
It was a sarcastic cute and like jagermeister said very clever of you. So cute worked somehow.

[robat19]

Duh.

good, cuz I do not want.

[MarsEatWorld]

good, cuz I do not want.
Good, cuz you would not get.

[robat19]

Good, cuz you would not get.
GOOD.

[lovely864md]

Asshat.

[hockeycoshow1]

Cuntnugget.

[Broclee]

My friend uses ass goblin.

[silentstar1134]

cock juggling thunder cunt

[fadedmemories]

Motherfucker
Loser
Retard

[phil19]

i dont get too original when it comes to this. i use dickhead and cunt alot

[limepomegranate]

Fucktard
i love cock sucking fucktard!
and cumguzzling gutterslut

[MarsEatWorld]

i love cock sucking fucktard!
and cumguzzling gutterslut
I just like fucktard.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Prick

[MADSTA]

Ugly human being.

[samsara]

Cunt Biscuit

[xfantabulousx]

I recently called someone the prime minister of Douchebaggia.

So yeah, I'm not very good with insults. This thread has given me some good ideas though.

[nosaviornosaint]

I commonly use dickface as an insult.

[robat19]

Not really insulting, but my friends overuse tool. Pretty much everyone is a tool to them.

[argg_xo]

fagtits

[fadedmemories]

:popcorn:

[Charles777]

Necropedophile, dick rag, human tampon, cock monger, and of course, poophead

[Duexy]

i'm trying to ween myself off of calling people ****, ******s, etc because i honestly don't have a problem with homosexuals so its not really a valid insult.

dick-mouth and dick-knees are two of my norms

[Michifoxx]

Fart smeller

[trappedintime]

Douche nozzle

[xica_sp4ever]

What are some of your favorite/funny insults you like to call people.

Mine are...

Douche-Platoon
Cum Donut
Cunt Muffin
Cunk
Cunt Waffle
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzling Whore

:drew:

why are they all things you'd call a woman mostly?

[xica_sp4ever]

anamericangod.

[jawstheme]

Douche-Platoon
Cum Donut
Cunt Muffin
Cunk
Cunt Waffle
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzling Whore
xica sp4ever

[4N6 science]

cuntrag

[PezMullet]

Cock Breath
Worthless piece of shit

[Gumbyjag]

twat
douche-nozzle
cock monger
piece of shit

[vivian_vitality]

jizz muffin
dick face

[xica_sp4ever]

Douche-Platoon
Cum Donut
Cunt Muffin
Cunk
Cunt Waffle
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzling Whore
jawstheme

thanks.
i know you are.

[raychull]

thanks.
i know you are.

that was such a clever comeback.

[xica_sp4ever]

that was such a clever comeback.

i know.
it took me forever to come up with.

[raychull]

i know.
it took me forever to come up with.

I bet it did.

[xica_sp4ever]

I bet it did.

you'd know.

[raychull]

you'd know.
what's your point? was that supposed to be another "witty" comeback? Honestly?

[OdeToTheSun]

Stop fighting fellow floridians, geez.

[jawstheme]

thanks.
i know you are.

Damn. I didn't know that you knew that I was. You win.

[SgtSmegma]

When directed at a female, "cunt" is perhaps the most scathing insult imaginable.

Also, "douche nozzle" as a general defamatory remark.

[igetmikey]

i called someone a jerk the other day..
you should have seen the look on their face

[fadedmemories]

i called someone a jerk the other day..
you should have seen the look on their face
Really? So hardcore.

[SomedayTheFire]

waste of sperm?
I'm really bad at insults haha.

[silentstar1134]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvfqpCqGII

still...

[xica_sp4ever]

Damn. I didn't know that you knew that I was. You win.

haha.

[ohheroine]

yeah i find ugly always gets a reaction.

[kelevra]

fuck you.

[fadedmemories]

Less talk, more insults

[xica_sp4ever]

what's your point? was that supposed to be another "witty" comeback? Honestly?

no.
it's so you'll eventually stfu.

[Bloodsucker II]

meany!

[Kaleidoscope]

Ass Warlock.

[Richard Maxim]

Dick nugget is one of my faves.

[circatbs]

Dick nugget is one of my faves.

God damn, that is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever fucking heard. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN?

[Richard Maxim]

God damn, that is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever fucking heard. DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN?

No? :wave:

[circatbs]

No? :wave:

Oh, that must suck not to have a brain. I feel for you, man.

[Richard Maxim]

Oh, that must suck not to have a brain. I feel for you, man.


Ohhhh, I see what you did there.

Mega burn man. :clap:

[circatbs]

Ohhhh, I see what you did there.

Mega burn man. :clap:

haha

[SeeYouSeptember]

Doucheachusetts

[circatbs]

Doucheachusetts

gayhio

[Plodbax]

Cum Breath

[circatbs]

cunt-tron

[thesafeword]

Wow, plenty of really cool people in here. Especially OP and his friends, fuck with a br00tal name like Bloodsucker II and all of those really cool insults, he must be really popular.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

Not really insulting, but my friends overuse tool. Pretty much everyone is a tool to them.

My friends love "douche" a bit too much. I feel your pain.

I'm gonna have to go with ignorant slut though.

[dropdead_julia]

I get called 'Douchefag' all the time from my friend Brian, not funny but it's okay I guess.

[oncedarkness]

Gym bag

[kaycey]

madaar chote.

[phil19]

I get called 'Douchefag' all the time from my friend Brian, not funny but it's okay I guess.

i like that

[Hamlet]

Comparing the appearance of something to an abortion.

"Dude, you look like an abortion."

"You painted that? It looks like an abortion."

[killerswells]

cock smuggler
donkey raping shit eater-----courtesy of south park

and yes, comparing anything to an abortion is classy

[4N6 science]

vagina breath and cock sucking cum guzzling dirty whore with aids that looks like an abortion happened on your face.

[Charles777]

Haha

[llwilliamsll]

I get called 'Douchefag' all the time from my friend Brian, not funny but it's okay I guess.
I'd bang you

[Sventhegreat]

Cock-ass is pretty simple, but effective.

[Charles777]

Goatse loving chode-boy

[joeag1985]

Eejit
Pleb
Muppet
Gobshite
Langer
Knacker
Gobdaw
Gimp
Munter
Dirtbird
Gee bag
Header
Head the Ball
Wreck the Head
Spa
Waffler
Poxbottle
Bollix
Biffo
Jackeen
Sleeveen
Póg mo thóin

[billyboatkid]

Eat shit + Shit licker = Eat shit licker.

Say it fast, it's fun.

[anthonydarko]

Thickheaded bastard, fucktard, dumbass, etc.

[Charles777]

Eejit
Pleb
Muppet
Gobshite
Langer
Knacker
Gobdaw
Gimp
Munter
Dirtbird
Gee bag
Header
Head the Ball
Wreck the Head
Spa
Waffler
Poxbottle
Bollix
Biffo
Jackeen
Sleeveen
Póg mo thóin


I like that one

[joeag1985]

I like that one

Ha, nice choice. It's mainly used in Ireland to desribe a female of a less than respectable reputation.

[BryterJonah]

Take it in the ass you dirty whorefuck. Oh, oh you like that? Uh-mmmm...

[JoeStro]

fartwaffle
cunt muffin
cock dumpster
tit tickler
fetus fondler

just the usual..

[BryterJonah]

Saggggggot

Saagggggggooottt

Saggott

[MADSTA]

I've been watching too much Skins... now I call people wankers and tossers all the time.

[BryterJonah]

Calling people pissers is fun.

[Kozzy333]

Cuntbag is a personal favourite.