Penis size

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Do women think it is relevant? Or is it equivalent to rubber garble?

[jagermeister]

You'd probably have a very hard time finding a girl into a really tiny dick. A very hard time.

[anthonydarko]

Most girls could honestly care less about the size of your remember, unless you hang like a tic-tac, then you might have a problem.

[BlueFlame]

size doesn't really matter, as long as you know what to do with it.

[.invisible ink.]

Most girls could honestly care less about the size of your remember, unless you hang like a tic-tac, then you might have a problem.

:-d maybe that's what they tell you, but it's not true. Size does matter, but yeah, if you're at least average, it shouldn't be an issue, typically. Size is as much of a visual thing to a girl as it is a physical thing. Bigger dicks just look better generally.

btw, "your remember"? hahaha, that's unintentionally hilarious.

[reckoner]

my friend was telling a story... "he took it out and it was huge, so i had to."

[anthonydarko]

:-d maybe that's what they tell you, but it's not true. Size does matter, but yeah, if you're at least average, it shouldn't be an issue, typically. Size is as much of a visual thing to a girl as it is a physical thing. Bigger dicks just look better generally.

btw, "your remember"? hahaha, that's unintentionally hilarious.
Eh I've never had a girl complain once about me so I don't know. I actually misspelled that, go public eduction! :thumbup:

[silvercyanide]

It can be too small, such as a micropenis. And anything the size of a newborn child is way way too big.

[live.]

Let's put it this way. I read an article about the guy with the biggest dick in the world (http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-Man-Has-the-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-13-5-in-34-29-cm-erect-76722.shtml), and he can't find a woman.

[limepomegranate]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

[paper halo]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

:-0

Gutted.

[remedyeli]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

eww

[TMartin442]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

3 whole days? That must have been hard for you.

[spansen]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!
3 whole days? That must have been hard for you.
HAHAHA

[Villanova1L]

3 whole days? That must have been hard for you.

haha

[timbedinosaur]

3 whole days? That must have been hard for you.
holy shit, hahahaha!

[oldwirehands]

Its all about girth.

[anthonydarko]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!
Ouch.

[jkaminallen]

Its all about girth.

Which can be translated as, "I have a small wide penis".

[MarsEatWorld]

this thread brings the lulz

[limepomegranate]

3 whole days? That must have been hard for you.

yes in fact it was!
:-0

Gutted.

thanks

Ouch.

mmhmm

[robat19]

this is why i still have problems believing lime is real.

[limepomegranate]

this is why i still have problems believing lime is real.

yea ok whatever if you don't think i'm real by now then you can kiss my ass.

[Villanova1L]

Which can be translated as, "I have a small wide penis".

CHODES!!!

[nosaviornosaint]

I'm going to talk like a sex educator for you all -- the average penis size is like 5-7 inches, a females vaginal wall is about 6 inches or total, anything past the average size of 5-7 inches is going to hurt and probably scare the woman away unless she's freaky deeky and into that.


So yes, size matters.

[wewascontenders]

so putting the handle of a shovel up this girl i know's vag is out of the question?

[nosaviornosaint]

so putting the handle of a shovel up this girl i know's vag is out of the question?

Probably not a good idea, unless she likes that sorta stuff.... D:

[MarsEatWorld]

Probably not a good idea, unless she likes that sorta stuff.... D:
bloody vaginas? I think just periods are enough..

[oldwirehands]

Which can be translated as, "I have a small wide penis".

Chode.

[anamericangod]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

...

[nosaviornosaint]

bloody vaginas? I think just periods are enough..

Hey, it's probably a fetish - as gross as that is.

[bobby runs]

Wow

[robat19]

yea ok whatever if you don't think i'm real by now then you can kiss my ass.

I want to think you're real...

[MarsEatWorld]

Hey, it's probably a fetish - as gross as that is.
Nasty. There are some sick people in this world.

[nosaviornosaint]

Indeed. :|

[.invisible ink.]

I'm going to talk like a sex educator for you all -- the average penis size is like 5-7 inches, a females vaginal wall is about 6 inches or total, anything past the average size of 5-7 inches is going to hurt and probably scare the woman away unless she's freaky deeky and into that.


So yes, size matters.

haha, okay Ms. Sex Educator. You keep telling yourself that a normal woman can't handle above 7" unless she's a freak. I'm sure there will be plenty of chicks willing to take your cast-offs since you know so much about the human body and are sure it will hurt above that size. Think about it - a woman can push an 8 lb BABY out of her, you don't think the average vagina could handle a large penis? Think again.

btw, the average male penis is actually 5.1 to 5.9 inches long and the girth is approximately 4.85" when fully erect.

[limepomegranate]

I want to think you're real...

i don't think you do. i gave you fucking proof.
i'm annoyed by this shit. if you don't think i'm real then just don't talk to me or comment about what i say.

[Charles777]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!
Extremely gross, but informative

[trappedintime]

Some fetishes just go way too far.

[nosaviornosaint]

haha, okay Ms. Sex Educator. You keep telling yourself that a normal woman can't handle above 7" unless she's a freak. I'm sure there will be plenty of chicks willing to take your cast-offs since you know so much about the human body and are sure it will hurt above that size. Think about it - a woman can push an 8 lb BABY out of her, you don't think the average vagina could handle a large penis? Think again.

btw, the average male penis is actually 5.1 to 5.9 inches long and the girth is approximately 4.85" when fully erect.

Typically you will run across men who are along the lines of five in a half to six inches, but it varies greatly - bigger, smaller, that is obvious. Women can take a couple inches extra like eight inches, but from statistics many women say they'd rather have an average size penis than something of ridiculous size. There is a difference between your uterus and your vaginal wall, the penis does not enter your uterus which is obviously where the fetus is created, the vaginal wall stretches when the baby is being pushed out, this is mostly width wise not length. Also, having a baby is not painless.

The reason large penises can be painful is because they hit against the cervix, which I don't think that move is popular with the ladies. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

[chronomic]

There is no such thing as a penis that is too small. Only a vagina that is too big. YOU HEAR THAT?! YOUR VAGINA IS HUGE YOU HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[bigblue2015]

My penis wears a top hat like T-Pain.

[nosaviornosaint]

Hahahahha.

[kianacarly]

This thread made my shitty day a little less shitty.

[chronomic]

My penis wears a top hat like T-Pain.

so does mine. do we have the same penis?

[dumhed01]

This thread just made my penis smaller.

[chronomic]

This smaller just made my penis thread

[MarsEatWorld]

This smaller just made my penis thread
lul

[chronomic]

lul

love you love? yes, love you love

[MarsEatWorld]

love you love? yes, love you love
yes.

[robat19]

My dick bigger than a bridge.

[chronomic]

My dick bigger than a bridge.

http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toothpick-golden-gate-bridge.jpg

[robat19]

http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/toothpick-golden-gate-bridge.jpg

lulz

-Oc3O7M6oUk

[.invisible ink.]

Typically you will run across men who are along the lines of five in a half to six inches, but it varies greatly - bigger, smaller, that is obvious. Women can take a couple inches extra like eight inches, but from statistics many women say they'd rather have an average size penis than something of ridiculous size. There is a difference between your uterus and your vaginal wall, the penis does not enter your uterus which is obviously where the fetus is created, the vaginal wall stretches when the baby is being pushed out, this is mostly width wise not length. Also, having a baby is not painless.

The reason large penises can be painful is because they hit against the cervix, which I don't think that move is popular with the ladies. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

i agree with what you're saying here. I certainly would turn down a 13 incher, that shit is ridiculous, but a woman can handle (and enjoy) 9" generally. Women's vaginas are not all equal either, some women can handle more than others, and vaginas are pretty flexible. Hitting the cervix is painful, but that can happen with a 6" dick as well as a 10", it's all about the angle it's at. That was what I was getting at with the baby comment.

[SgtSmegma]

CHODES!!!

Choads** ftw

[acfrue]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

hahaha, you are my favorite.

[4N6 science]

haha, okay Ms. Sex Educator. You keep telling yourself that a normal woman can't handle above 7" unless she's a freak. I'm sure there will be plenty of chicks willing to take your cast-offs since you know so much about the human body and are sure it will hurt above that size. Think about it - a woman can push an 8 lb BABY out of her, you don't think the average vagina could handle a large penis? Think again.

btw, the average male penis is actually 5.1 to 5.9 inches long and the girth is approximately 4.85" when fully erect.

Thank you E for that. I now know I'm above average.

[argg_xo]

My dick bigger than a bridge.
yo dick looks like a little kids

[robat19]

yo dick looks like a little kids

My dick rush like the chargers

[argg_xo]

My dick rush like the chargers
your shit looks like you're 14

[limepomegranate]

hahaha, you are my favorite.

thankyou :-) you're very sweet!

yo dick looks like a little kids

haha i love mickey avalon

[4N6 science]

thankyou :-) you're very sweet!



haha i love mickey avalon

I just saw your picture and I must say you're very pretty.

[argg_xo]

thankyou :-) you're very sweet!



haha i love mickey avalon
mr. right!

[spansen]

I just saw your picture and I must say you're very pretty.
creepin'!... but i agree. ha

[4N6 science]

creepin'!... but i agree. ha

yeah what can I say....

[limepomegranate]

I just saw your picture and I must say you're very pretty.

creepin'!... but i agree. ha

thanks both of you! :wave:

[robat19]

who that dude sleepin' with yo girlfriend...

[argg_xo]

gettin nude and rude in your bed. the same dude that your sister likes , mickey avalon, call me mr right!

[4N6 science]

thanks both of you! :wave:

you're welcome.

[argg_xo]

MOAR mickey avalon!

[robat19]

gettin nude and rude in your bed. the same dude that your sister likes , mickey avalon, call me mr right!

:-d

[acfrue]

thankyou :-) you're very sweet!


:blush:

[samsara]

bahaha this is great

[argg_xo]

:-d
<3 please tell me you know more!

[robat19]

<3 please tell me you know more!

romeo had juliet, but gimmie three sweeties and a new corvette

[spansen]

thanks both of you! :wave:
:giverose:

[argg_xo]

romeo had juliet, but gimmie three sweeties and a new corvette
:inlove:

i had a baby named jane, she could shake that thing, said her daddy used to hang woth johnny coltrane

[acfrue]

:inlove:

i had a baby named jane, she could shake that thing, said her daddy used to hang woth johnny coltrane

She sang the soul train with a friend named Jen, her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz.

[robat19]

:inlove:

i had a baby named jane, she could shake that thing, said her daddy used to hang woth johnny coltrane

she sang the soul train with her friend named jen, her booty was bigger than a mercedes benz

[robat19]

She sang the soul train with a friend named Jen, her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz.

gtfo

[argg_xo]

She sang the soul train with a friend named Jen, her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz.
jen was a herdy gerdy dirty little girly i heard if from a birdy she could make a mean turkey with gravy baby baby baby

[acfrue]

gtfo

:efu:

[robat19]

I like a girl with caked up makeup

[argg_xo]

I like a girl with caked up makeup

are you just googling mickey avalon lyrics now?


in the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time. who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand

[robat19]

are you just googling mickey avalon lyrics now?


in the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time. who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand

haha, no, i used to listen to it a lot.

[argg_xo]

haha, no, i used to listen to it a lot.
hahahah. jane fonda, mr.right and my dick are always played whenever i'm in the car with my bff.

[ReadyForAction]

5 inches, but its thick


/30 rock

[robat19]

hahahah. jane fonda, mr.right and my dick are always played whenever i'm in the car with my bff.

haha, i don't really like it at all anymore. it's funny once in a while though.

[acfrue]

5 inches, but its thick


/30 rock

hahaha, win.

[Gumbyjag]

this shouldn't be important as long as you hit the right spots. my girl don't complain, and i'm fairly average.

[.invisible ink.]

Thank you E for that. I now know I'm above average.

you've always been above average in my book, baby.

[The Database]

lol

[The Database]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!
I love your stories.

[fadedmemories]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!
Sig'd
Best new user by far
Its all about girth.

Which can be translated as, "I have a small wide penis".
:crackup:
this thread brings the lulz
Indeed.
yea ok whatever if you don't think i'm real by now then you can kiss my ass.
ooh kinky

[4N6 science]

you've always been above average in my book, baby.

lol...That's the best answer. That's going straight to my signature.

[xica_sp4ever]

yea ok whatever if you don't think i'm real by now then you can kiss my ass.

touche.
haha.
<3

[limepomegranate]

:inlove:

i had a baby named jane, she could shake that thing, said her daddy used to hang woth johnny coltrane

i had to test it it tasted like chicken and was lemon scented!
^--love that line lol

I love your stories.

lol thanks! i don't know why all this crazy stuff happens to me!

Sig'd
Best new user by far
ooh kinky

lol thanks and yea to an extent :-p

[TheByrus]

if a girl told you size doesn't matter she's either lying or doesn't know any better

[limepomegranate]

if a girl told you size doesn't matter she's either lying or doesn't know any better

i've been with guys from 5-9inches and the only one to ever make me orgasm was one with a 5 1/2 inch dick so it doesn't matter

[The Database]

lol thanks! i don't know why all this crazy stuff happens to me!
i've been with guys from 5-9inches and the only one to ever make me orgasm was one with a 5 1/2 inch dick so it doesn't matter
If this is the case, you must have had some shitty boyfriends, juss sayin'

[theguilt engine]

Let's put it this way. I read an article about the guy with the biggest dick in the world (http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-Man-Has-the-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-13-5-in-34-29-cm-erect-76722.shtml), and he can't find a woman.
haha holy shit

[The Database]

Domenic is friends with that guy on MySpace... let me find his page.

[jusscali]

You're 18 and you sound like you've had a great deal of sex with a great variety of males...sexologist in the making

[The Database]

www.myspace.com/jonahfalcon (http://absolutepunk.net/www.myspace.com/jonahfalcon)

He also has a twitter:
www.twitter.com/jonahfalcon

[The Database]

Wednesday, September 12, 2007
http://x.myspace.com/images/spacer.gif Yes, I’m horny
Current mood: http://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/horny.gif horny
Category: Life
You may notice that my mood has been "horny" for a few days. It's not me being cute. It's not some preteen joke. I'm just looking for someone hot, shorter than me, and cute to let me fuck them silly.
If you want me to fuck you silly, you have to be in New York City, hot, short and cute.
Oh, and I should have new pics on this site in a few hours.

[The Database]

Thursday, May 18, 2006
http://x.myspace.com/images/spacer.gif Another magazine interview?
Current mood: http://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/horny.gif horny
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Yet another mainstream magazine (I won't say which) wants to do a feature on my penis. I'll tell you, doing all these interviews on that is like getting blue balls. Talk about it a ton, but not get to use it. Usually, I'll cruise for some hot young size queen after something like that. Or hot not-so-young size queen. Whatever. http://x.myspace.com/images/blog/smileys/drunk.gif

[anthonydarko]

Classy. Just pure class.

[jusscali]

Hahah the guy is awesome

[limepomegranate]

If this is the case, you must have had some shitty boyfriends, juss sayin'

yes i'm sad :-(
now i'm afraid i'll only ever orgasm by myself:-(

[The Database]

yes i'm sad :-(
now i'm afraid i'll only ever orgasm by myself:-(
Pfft, must be something in the NC water. We know what we're doin' over here.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

yes i'm sad :-(
now i'm afraid i'll only ever orgasm by myself:-(
a post like this is begging for someone to "introduce" themself to you.

yeah, i've spent too long on AP to know whats going to happen before it happens

[The Database]

lol Jerry for the logical response.

[mybreakingpoint]

what's a penis?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

lol Jerry for the logical response.
lolque

[MarsEatWorld]

what's a penis?
that thing you sucked last night :]

[mybreakingpoint]

that thing you sucked last night :]

go back to texas.

[limepomegranate]

Pfft, must be something in the NC water. We know what we're doin' over here.

actually i only moved back to NC lately and this is where i found the guy who was able to make me orgasm!

[The Database]

lolque
This is Personal Life, all reason goes out the window here.

[The Database]

actually i only moved back to NC lately and this is where i found the guy who was able to make me orgasm!
lol found the one guy. Sounding like you found Danny Devito in that movie The OH in Ohio.

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/oh_in_ohio_ver2.jpg

You shouldn't have to "find" a guy to be able to do what he's naturally supposed to be able to do, haha.

[limepomegranate]

lol found the one guy. Sounding like you found Danny Devito in that movie The OH in Ohio.

http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/oh_in_ohio_ver2.jpg

You shouldn't have to "find" a guy to be able to do what he's naturally supposed to be able to do, haha.

now i'm sad :-(

[MarsEatWorld]

go back to texas.
you mean Brazil?

[The Database]

now i'm sad :-(
Why so?

[The Database]

you mean Brazil?
Just go somewhere, please.

[limepomegranate]

Why so?

because apparently i only find people who are lame in the sack :-(

[mybreakingpoint]

you mean Brazil?

anywhere but AP.


















...:-)

[MarsEatWorld]

Just go somewhere, please.
I wasn't talking to you.

[MarsEatWorld]

anywhere but AP.


















...:-)
Haha.

inyourpants? o wait I don't have a flaming vag

[robat19]

Nathan does like that penis.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

because apparently i only find people who are lame in the sack :-(
you just picked guys who don't know their shit, obv. you gotta study that track record before givin it up.

[mybreakingpoint]

Haha.

inyourpants? o wait I don't have a flaming vag

i'll only bang you if you wear an SOA shirt the whole time.

[robat19]

i'll only bang you if you wear an SOA shirt the whole time.

BRUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarsEatWorld]

i'll only bang you if you wear an SOA shirt the whole time.
Hahahahahahahahhaa.
Sexyyyyyy!

[limepomegranate]

you just picked guys who don't know their shit, obv. you gotta study that track record before givin it up.

what do you mean? how many people they've fucked?

[robat19]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2347/41/112/1260930042/n1260930042_30311543_9271.jpg

[mybreakingpoint]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2347/41/112/1260930042/n1260930042_30311543_9271.jpg

wooooooooooooooooooooooould.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

what do you mean? how many people they've fucked?
if there's past experiences then obviously you're going to know whether they have an inability to deliver the O.

also if he's inept at the foreplay, why would you think he can perform when it comes (no pun intended) to the real thing?

[robat19]

wooooooooooooooooooooooould.

same.

[The Database]

because apparently i only find people who are lame in the sack :-(
That is a common plight amongst women, do not fret.

[MarsEatWorld]

wooooooooooooooooooooooould.
so sexy... Nathan... you should grow your hair like that :]

[limepomegranate]

That is a common plight amongst women, do not fret.

ok i'll try :-(

if there's past experiences then obviously you're going to know whether they have an inability to deliver the O.

also if he's inept at the foreplay, why would you think he can perform when it comes (no pun intended) to the real thing?
so should i just be like you're not getting in my vagina because i know you can't make me orgasm because you suck at foreplay?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

ok i'll try :-(


so should i just be like you're not getting in my vagina because i know you can't make me orgasm because you suck at foreplay?
you should say you're not getting in my vagina because you fail at the O

[limepomegranate]

you should say you're not getting in my vagina because you fail at the O

ok i'll say that! and i really will.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

The guy I recently had as with had a small dick, but he was sooo fucking good. I was high though, so maybe that's why. Regaurdless size does not matter.

[kwsqd]

Thanks for telling everyone.

[lp57blackbeauty]

penis size don't matter.

it's all about the nipples, bro.

[argg_xo]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2347/41/112/1260930042/n1260930042_30311543_9271.jpg

you're so hot adam ;-)

[robat19]

you're so hot adam ;-)

you like my hair?

[stayforawhile]

I prefer it to be rather large.

[Charles777]

penis size don't matter.

it's all about the nipples, bro.
How do you put people's posts in your signature? I thought this was funny

:-d

[robat19]

How do you put people's posts in your signature? I thought this was funny

:-d

Quote them and then copy and paste it into your signature.

[phil19]

if you got a lil wang make sure you're good at oral

[Villanova1L]

I prefer it to be rather large.

How large?

[Charles777]

Quote them and then copy and paste it into your signature.
Thanks!

[argg_xo]

you like my hair?
extra greasy is how i like my men!

[robat19]

extra greasy is how i like my men!

Well I'm the guy for you!

[argg_xo]

Well I'm the guy for you!
hubba hubba!
look me up in the phone book next time you're on my side of the state ;-)

[robat19]

hubba hubba!
look me up in the phone book next time you're on my side of the state ;-)

fo sho'. i'll hook you up with some backstage passes to one of our shows.

[argg_xo]

fo sho'. i'll hook you up with some backstage passes to one of our shows.
awesome!!! can i get a shirt with your band's name airbrushed on it too?

[robat19]

awesome!!! can i get a shirt with your band's name airbrushed on it too?

heccck yea. i might sign it if you're lucky.

[argg_xo]

heccck yea. i might sign it if you're lucky.
oh don't tease me like that!

[robat19]

oh don't tease me like that!

look deep into my eyes...

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/l_c7a7cbf70aad446bada624c540a44993. jpg

[argg_xo]

look deep into my eyes...

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/l_c7a7cbf70aad446bada624c540a44993. jpg
my retinas burn.

and why would you
1. zoom in to take that picture
2. braid tiny braids like that
3. think this was a good look?

[robat19]

my retinas burn.

ouch.

[argg_xo]

ouch.
indeed!

[fadedmemories]

lol thanks and yea to an extent :-p

i've been with guys from 5-9inches and the only one to ever make me orgasm was one with a 5 1/2 inch dick so it doesn't matter
More posts like these and you'll be a PL legend in no time.

[stayforawhile]

How large?
About the size of my boyfriend.

[showstopper]

Typically you will run across men who are along the lines of five in a half to six inches, but it varies greatly - bigger, smaller, that is obvious. Women can take a couple inches extra like eight inches, but from statistics many women say they'd rather have an average size penis than something of ridiculous size. There is a difference between your uterus and your vaginal wall, the penis does not enter your uterus which is obviously where the fetus is created, the vaginal wall stretches when the baby is being pushed out, this is mostly width wise not length. Also, having a baby is not painless.

The reason large penises can be painful is because they hit against the cervix, which I don't think that move is popular with the ladies. But hey, whatever floats your boat.Who said to you that having a baby is painless?Do you think you are a doctor?

[limepomegranate]

More posts like these and you'll be a PL legend in no time.

i take it you mean that as a bad thing! but whatever. wooo people all over the internet talk about me BIG WOOP

[staywhatyouare_]

My dick looks like a baby carrot with an afro.:-(

[Villanova1L]

About the size of my boyfriend.

Which is how many inches, it'll be interesting to see what you consider large.

[nosaviornosaint]

Who said to you that having a baby is painless?Do you think you are a doctor?

The way the reply read it sounded as though the person whom replied to me said that the birthing process was painless -- but it was cleared up as to what exactly she meant. As to the doctor thing, I never claimed I was a doctor, nor am I claiming that I know everything -- I just clearly stated that giving birth isn't normally painless unless of course, you get something called an epidural.

Also I come from a very medical background and medical stuff is basically shoved down my throat by my family, so yeah. :P I, myself am very interested in medical education and research. I don't see what the big deal is, I was just having a short conversation with the other poster.

In my first reply I had said that I was going to act like a sex educator, which was suppose to taken as a joke. ;)

[MarshmallowHobo]

I'm a lesbian so I wouldn't know for sure. But I think, if I were to sleep with a man; I'd rather have a man with an average or small penis. A large one would certainly hurt me.

[4N6 science]

I just love the plethora of commercials on late night television telling men to get free samples to increase there size and what not. I didn't know america was a nation of small penises.

[inyoursea]

My dick looks like a baby carrot with an afro.:-(

best post in thread :rotfl:

[stayforawhile]

Which is how many inches, it'll be interesting to see what you consider large.
I;m gunna go with about 9. He's very well endowed

[4N6 science]

I;m gunna go with about 9. He's very well endowed

Have you always had a boyfriend?

[stayforawhile]

Have you always had a boyfriend?
Well we aren't going out anymore, we're just kind of hooking up.

[pennie]

i take it you mean that as a bad thing! but whatever. wooo people all over the internet talk about me BIG WOOP

lolz e-ego

[anthonydarko]

Well we aren't going out anymore, we're just kind of hooking up.
That would make him a booty call.

[fadedmemories]

i take it you mean that as a bad thing! but whatever. wooo people all over the internet talk about me BIG WOOP
It was actually a compliment

[stayforawhile]

That would make him a booty call.
You have that right. It's mutual though.

[anthonydarko]

You have that right. It's mutual though.
Those kinds of things never end well, well at least for me it didn't.

[stayforawhile]

Those kinds of things never end well, well at least for me it didn't.
Yeah we've ended it then started it back up about 3 times in the last 2 months. It's pretty muchlike whenever we hangout or party we do shit when I drive his pathetic ass home.

[anthonydarko]

Yeah we've ended it then started it back up about 3 times in the last 2 months. It's pretty much like whenever we hangout or party. We do shit when I drive his pathetic ass home.
Fixed. He doesn't drive? How old is this guy?

[stayforawhile]

Fixed. He doesn't drive? How old is this guy?
He's 18, but he never got his permit or license.

[anthonydarko]

He's 18, but he never got his permit or license.
That's actually kind of sad.

[nosaviornosaint]

That's actually kind of sad.

That's actually not too bad, my sister is like 23 and doesn't have a license - my brother is the same and he's 20. So, it could be worse.

[stayforawhile]

That's actually kind of sad.
Not really, he coudl get it if he wanted to. he just prefers to get me to chauffer him around.

[anthonydarko]

That's actually not too bad, my sister is like 23 and doesn't have a license - my brother is the same and he's 20. So, it could be worse.
True, a former friend of mine is 21 and has never tried to either get a job or a license. He is what I call a man child.
Not really, he coudl get it if he wanted to. he just prefers to get me to chauffer him around.
That would make him a mooch.

[mattplayscheap]

jahahahhahahaha

[stayforawhile]

True, a former friend of mine is 21 and has never tried to either get a job or a license. He is what I call a man child.

That would make him a mooch.
It's only when we are going to/from the same place. I don't really mind, I always get a little reward, I guess.

[anthonydarko]

It's only when we are going to/from the same place. I don't really mind, I always get a little reward, I guess.
Eh if it works for you, then go for it. It's something I personally would never do for any of my ex-girlfriends.

[stayforawhile]

Eh if it works for you, then go for it. It's something I personally would never do for any of my ex-girlfriends.
Yeah it's not for everyone. But for now its cool.

[4N6 science]

Well we aren't going out anymore, we're just kind of hooking up.

Ahh I gotcha now. I did not know that.

[spansen]

i take it you mean that as a bad thing! but whatever. wooo people all over the internet talk about me BIG WOOP
that's a good attitude.

it doesn't matter. it's only the internet. you don't know any of us.

[limepomegranate]

that's a good attitude.

it doesn't matter. it's only the internet. you don't know any of us.

lol lol lol
i don't know why this is funny.

[spansen]

it wasn't meant to be.

[AlkalineAshes]

lol lol lol
i don't know why this is funny.

haha baked....

[TakenByCars]

it can't look like it's going to rip me apart! and it can't look like my pinky finger! average is ok i'm fine with average! anything from 5-8 1/2! one time a boy with a 9inch dick wounded my vagina. i couldn't have sex for 3 days because he like bruised my uterus!

oooh.. that must've hurt

haha

[xcatharticxlove]

Just as long as its not a vagina I'm fine.

[TakenByCars]

i'm asian, but i'm pretty sure i'm above average.

it's not the size of the tide but the motion of the ocean!

[showstopper]

The way the reply read it sounded as though the person whom replied to me said that the birthing process was painless -- but it was cleared up as to what exactly she meant. As to the doctor thing, I never claimed I was a doctor, nor am I claiming that I know everything -- I just clearly stated that giving birth isn't normally painless unless of course, you get something called an epidural.

Also I come from a very medical background and medical stuff is basically shoved down my throat by my family, so yeah. :P I, myself am very interested in medical education and research. I don't see what the big deal is, I was just having a short conversation with the other poster.

In my first reply I had said that I was going to act like a sex educator, which was suppose to taken as a joke. ;)No hard feelings because i am a doctor and so i was amused when you said giving birth to a baby is painless.I also know about epidural,spinal and general anaesthesia.Once again i don't want any hard feelings,just got amused by that statement.

[limepomegranate]

it wasn't meant to be.

i was being sarcastic before with my BIG WOOP comment! lol
i love you avatar by the way! BUCKY FOR THE WIN! <---he's so funny!

haha baked....
yeaaaa i was...it was great shit too! :-d

[limepomegranate]

No hard feelings because i am a doctor and so i was amused when you said giving birth to a baby is painless.I also know about epidural,spinal and general anaesthesia.Once again i don't want any hard feelings,just got amused by that statement.

my dad's a doctor and i hardly ever get to see him. especially now that i live in NC. and most times when i call he's working and i have like 2 minute conversations with him. :-( what kind of doctor are you?

[fadedmemories]

legendary thread is legendary

[showstopper]

my dad's a doctor and i hardly ever get to see him. especially now that i live in NC. and most times when i call he's working and i have like 2 minute conversations with him. :-( what kind of doctor are you?I have just finished my graduation and am going to do my post graduation,so for the time being i am free.I have no reason to bluff about my profession.If you have doubt check my profile on this site.

[LENS!E.love.]

i'm asian, but i'm pretty sure i'm above average.

it's not the size of the tide but the motion of the ocean!

hahahaha,. niice.

[bigblue2015]

hahahaha,. niice.

you like?

[LENS!E.love.]

you like?

ha. i just thought that was funny. :)

[headclub]

i've been with guys from 5-9inches and the only one to ever make me orgasm was one with a 5 1/2 inch dick so it doesn't matter

sweet! i have a chance to make a girl o!

[thebestkylever]

I prefer it to be rather large.

that's what she said.

[bigblue2015]

sweet! i have a chance to make a girl o!

Everyone gets their day in the sun.

[headclub]

Everyone gets their day in the sun.

lol! i finally have a reason to live!

[nosaviornosaint]

No hard feelings because i am a doctor and so i was amused when you said giving birth to a baby is painless.I also know about epidural,spinal and general anaesthesia.Once again i don't want any hard feelings,just got amused by that statement.

Well you misread it, I said the birthing process is not painless. :P But hey.

[stayforawhile]

Ahh I gotcha now. I did not know that.
Yeah, he's a tool.

[stayforawhile]

that's what she said.
That doesn't really amuse me seeing as this thread is actually asking what size I prefer a guys dick to be.

[4N6 science]

Yeah, he's a tool.

Does he need to go to the Tool Academy?

[stayforawhile]

Does he need to go to the Tool Academy?
Haha no he does not. He goes to the all I do is sit hoem and play Halo academy. Search Connor in my facebook friends and you can see for yourself.

[jusscali]

Halo is so fucking overrated. I'd sit at home and have sex with you instead of that shit if he has all the access he wants

[limepomegranate]

sweet! i have a chance to make a girl o!

haha i'm glad that made you happy!

[4N6 science]

Haha no he does not. He goes to the all I do is sit hoem and play Halo academy. Search Connor in my facebook friends and you can see for yourself.

Halo is so fucking overrated. I'd sit at home and have sex with you instead of that shit if he has all the access he wants

Agreed. I'd quit the halo scene and be all over your scene Ashley.

[stayforawhile]

Halo is so fucking overrated. I'd sit at home and have sex with you instead of that shit if he has all the access he wants
Hahaha thanks?

[stayforawhile]

Agreed. I'd quit the halo scene and be all over your scene Ashley.
Haha thanks Jon!

[4N6 science]

Haha thanks Jon!

You're welcome.

Where's Nikki been?

[jusscali]

I'm just saying I used to be a gaming herb back in the day as well, but once the pussy came around it was time to play with a whole new set of buttons. I guess I just don't get dudes some times.

[stayforawhile]

You're welcome.

Where's Nikki been?
Hmm she's pops in PL every now and then.

[phil19]

I'm just saying I used to be a gaming herb back in the day as well, but once the pussy came around it was time to play with a whole new set of buttons. I guess I just don't get dudes some times.
:lol:

[spansen]

i was being sarcastic before with my BIG WOOP comment! lol
i love you avatar by the way! BUCKY FOR THE WIN! <---he's so funny!yeah, i read the sarcasm.. which is why i was saying it was good of you to shrug it off. because it shouldn't matter.

and, thanks. get fuzzy r00lz

[HCO SF 87]

do women think the thing about shoe size is true?

[thebestkylever]

That doesn't really amuse me seeing as this thread is actually asking what size I prefer a guys dick to be.

that's fine. it amused me, and in the end that's all that really matters.

[lfdfforever]

8 inch punisher

[stayforawhile]

that's fine. it amused me, and in the end that's all that really matters.
Haha yeah you're right.

[4N6 science]

Hmm she's pops in PL every now and then.

I might have to randomly call her and see what she's doing.

[showstopper]

Well you misread it, I said the birthing process is not painless. :P But hey.Ok no problem,i had conducted many deliveries during my internship and seen how much they suffer.Yes what you said about epidural is correct and then delivery is painless.

[limepomegranate]

busted out the tape measure eh? he could have totally been 5.51"

who fucking cares about .01 of an inchhh loll

[anthonydarko]

i've been with guys from 5-9inches and the only one to ever make me orgasm was one with a 5 1/2 inch dick so it doesn't matter
One of the best posts in this thread. :appl:

[storeworth]

mine is around 8" :) :-p

[piglet]

8 1/2"

I can make you cum without my larger than average dick.

[fadedmemories]

:popcorn:

[stayforawhile]

I might have to randomly call her and see what she's doing.
Call her tomorrow. It's her birthday!

[4N6 science]

Call her tomorrow. It's her birthday!

Do you mean today?

[mattplayscheap]

One of the best posts in this thread. :appl:
agreed

[stayforawhile]

Do you mean today?
No tomorrowwww

[4N6 science]

No tomorrowwww

Ok I will do that. Thanks.

[stayforawhile]

Ok I will do that. Thanks.
You're welcome! We're partying it up in the city tomorrow to celebrate.

[limepomegranate]

haha!

[spansen]

8 1/2"

I can make you cum without my larger than average dick.
yeah, oral is easy.
haha!
you're one of my favorites in the personal life.

[limepomegranate]

yeah, oral is easy.

you're one of my favorites in the personal life.

i'm pretty difficult sometimes it takes me over an hour to orgasm.
and thankyou lol

[spansen]

i'm pretty difficult sometimes it takes me over an hour to orgasm.
and thankyou lol
an hour to cum even when it's oral?

it depends on the guy, i guess. it took me a while to figure it out-- but when i first started it'd take twenty/thirty minutes, but i learned a way to make it take about ten, or however long i wanted it to take. i rule.

[limepomegranate]

an hour to cum even when it's oral?

it depends on the guy, i guess. it took me a while to figure it out-- but when i first started it'd take twenty/thirty minutes, but i learned a way to make it take about ten, or however long i wanted it to take. i rule.

haha yea and i can't get distracted like there can't be any music. i have to concentrate to be able to cum. being me sucks :-( the last guy i dated though was able to make me cum faster than that and like 3 times. needless to say even if i didn't still like him i'd miss him!