Who was your first..

[xica_sp4ever]

person that you masturbated to..?
Seriously.

[MarshmallowHobo]

Haha. My current girlfriend. She likes to watch.

[kwsqd]

masturbated*

[trappedintime]

Some girl in the 7th grade. She was SO hot.

[Freeride]

My dad

[The Summer Ends]

xica_sp4ever

Her profile picture just got me riled up.

[xica_sp4ever]

My dad

okk.....?

[raychull]

Threads like this are the the reason why nobody takes you seriously. Congratulations.

[Michifoxx]

You already know...

[xica_sp4ever]

Threads like this are the the reason why nobody takes you seriously. Congratulations.

Shut yo ugly ass up fool!

[raychull]

Shut yo ugly ass up fool!
That was such a devastating insult.
I don't know what I'm going to do with my life now.

[trappedintime]

That was such a devastating insult.
I don't know what I'm going to do with my life now.

masturbate?

[OdeToTheSun]

The war between xica_sp4ever and rachel continues...

[raychull]

The war between xica_sp4ever and rachel continues...
>=(

[xica_sp4ever]

:boxing:
:stick:
mwahaha!

[raychull]

:boxing:
:stick:
mwahaha!

Ouch. I'm pretty sure I felt that in my side.

[MarshmallowHobo]

lol.

[xica_sp4ever]

Ouch. I'm pretty sure I felt that in my side.

It was in your eye doof.

[raychull]

It was in your eye doof.
:lol:

Once again, why people don't take you seriously.

[Michifoxx]

hahaha...! Goo Carrie..!:bounce:

[OdeToTheSun]

>=(
Well everytime I see you and her post in the same thread your both going at it :shrug:
I'M ROOTING FOR YOU!!! YOU SHALL PWN THE NOOB!!!

[xica_sp4ever]

:lol:

Once again, why people don't take you seriously.

:hug: :explode:
haha.

[trappedintime]

in what way will she pwn her if all she does is pretend like "the n00b's"comeback made no sense?

[OdeToTheSun]

in what way will she pwn her if all she does is pretend like "the n00b's"comeback made no sense?
Just because she's rachel and she can.

[trappedintime]

Just because she's rachel and she can.

:eyebrow:

[caress me down]

Baaaaaa I love internet fights

[MarshmallowHobo]

So much power at the tips of your fingers *eyeroll*

[raychull]

Well everytime I see you and her post in the same thread your both going at it :shrug:
I'M ROOTING FOR YOU!!! YOU SHALL PWN THE NOOB!!!
haha.
THANKYOU

[inyoursea]

This is sad.

[raychull]

in what way will she pwn her if all she does is pretend like "the n00b's"comeback made no sense?
that's because they DON'T make any sense, or it's just nonsense.

[MarshmallowHobo]

that's because they DON'T make any sense, or it's just nonsense.

... or loads of emoticons?

[raychull]

... or loads of emoticons?
exactly.

[bigblue2015]

The internet is serious business.

[Kaleidoscope]

Yep.

[jagermeister]

pete wentz

[robat19]

ur mom

[more heart]

Why would you want to know? jeez....

Oh, how did your whole "sexism on AP' thing work out?

[Burning Star IV]

You. Right now.

[raychull]

Oh, how did your whole "sexism on AP' thing work out?
not well.

[anamericangod]

This is the same genius that brought us the sexism thread.

[more heart]

Semi-necessary bump

[zion the lion]

There was a sexism thread and I missed it? I would have just said something about getting back in the kitchen anyway. As for the actual question...nobody. Is that normal?

[anamericangod]

Millard Filmore, 13th President of the United States of America.

[limepomegranate]

ur mom

i fixed my xbox live! go be my friend!

[Eleven:Ten]

This thread is so full of fail.

[more heart]

This thread is so full of fail.

Wrong

[robat19]

i fixed my xbox live! go be my friend!

hello, friend.

[limepomegranate]

hello, friend.
hurray!!

[Charles777]

This thread makes me laugh

[Charles777]

Millard Filmore, 13th President of the United States of America.
Good choice. I'm an Honest Abe man myself

[wewascontenders]

who actually remembers this?

[spansen]

who would actually remember this?>

[limepomegranate]

Good choice. I'm an Honest Abe man myself
aaron burr! he was such a bad boy haha

[BJW7191]

Who wouldnt actually remember this?

[BJW7191]

Martin Van Buren was my fave actually

[insideabox]

It was probably some anime character.

Seriously :/

[limepomegranate]

It was probably some anime character.

Seriously :/

don't be ashamed! i used to have a crush on inuyasha! lol he was so crazy and he had those cute little ears!

[BJW7191]

Anime Porn is not something i would admit publicly

[insideabox]

Anime Porn is not something i would admit publicly
Good thing this is the internet then...

[bluecrunchy]

Qarasaqqal (also, Karasakkal) is a village and municipality in the Kurdamir Rayon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdamir_Rayon) of Azerbaijan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan).

[BJW7191]

Good thing this is the internet then...
Youre still admitting it. Not good either way

[insideabox]

Youre still admitting it. Not good either way
But I was just a child who loved Dragonball Z a little too much! You can't blame me for that...plus Bulma was hot :/

[BJW7191]

No, Bulma was a cartoon

[caress me down]

No, Bulma was a cartoon
lawllllllllllllllllllll

[phil19]

Anime Porn is not something i would admit publicly

in japan i saw all these anime porn mags in like the general store. the funniest shit ive ever seen

[acfrue]

i fixed my xbox live! go be my friend!

You should be my XBL friend, I'm A FrooZLE.

[BJW7191]

in japan i saw all these anime porn mags in like the general store. the funniest shit ive ever seen
Eff that

[itsreciprocal]

This girl in 6th or 7th grade. Oh man. She was a cheerleader and in one of my classes she leaned way over this table to talk to a girl across the table from her. She was facing away and I saw up her skirt for a decent length of time. That gave me fuel for weeks at that age.

[fly_guy]

This girl in 6th or 7th grade. Oh man. She was a cheerleader and in one of my classes she leaned way over this table to talk to a girl across the table from her. She was facing away and I saw up her skirt for a decent length of time. That gave me fuel for weeks at that age.

I kind of feel bad when a girl leans over to do something and you see a good percentage and they have no idea

[Duexy]

Good thing this is the internet then...


is this not a public forum?

[Duexy]

in japan i saw all these anime porn mags in like the general store. the funniest shit ive ever seen


yeah japan is pretty strange with that shit.


i was in a 7-11 out in town the other day (yes they have 7-11s) and like half the fucking magazine rack consisted of porn magazines. they make no effort to hide it from kids either.

[zion the lion]

yeah japan is pretty strange with that shit.


i was in a 7-11 out in town the other day (yes they have 7-11s) and like half the fucking magazine rack consisted of porn magazines. they make no effort to hide it from kids either.

Same thing in Greece, I went with my friend and her 7 year old brother to get cigarettes at a kiosk and right next to the spongebob comic thing/whatever there was 8 different porn magazines. The funny part is that he got his spongebob thing and didnt even notice the two naked girls.

[BJW7191]

Same thing in Greece, I went with my friend and her 7 year old brother to get cigarettes at a kiosk and right next to the spongebob comic thing/whatever there was 8 different porn magazines. The funny part is that he got his spongebob thing and didnt even notice the two naked girls.
Well hell, you can see naked chicks on any website. But SB, well he only comes on at certain times of the day. He made the right choice at 7 yrs old

[zion the lion]

Well hell, you can see naked chicks on any website. But SB, well he only comes on at certain times of the day. He made the right choice at 7 yrs old

And thats why I love the internet.

[Duexy]

Same thing in Greece, I went with my friend and her 7 year old brother to get cigarettes at a kiosk and right next to the spongebob comic thing/whatever there was 8 different porn magazines. The funny part is that he got his spongebob thing and didnt even notice the two naked girls.



yeah you would think those racks would be crowded by kids but they never are

[BJW7191]

And thats why I love the internet.
Girls your age shouldnt be looking at porn... or do they? I dont know whats socially acceptable for girls

[zion the lion]

yeah you would think those racks would be crowded by kids but they never are

Its like the porn repells them, or people buy them secretly because I kept going to that kiosk and those magazines kept disappearing slowly.

[zion the lion]

Girls your age shouldnt be looking at porn... or do they? I dont know whats socially acceptable for girls

That was me being sarcastic kind of. The only times I look at porn are when I type something into google and get something perverted. I dont masturbate, which means I probably dont belong in this thread but whatever. But I do think in certain countries I'm old enough to look if I wanted to.

[limepomegranate]

You should be my XBL friend, I'm A FrooZLE.
okiedokie! sending the request right now!

[pilot_light_out]

http://catwoman.iquebec.com/catwoman/pfeiffer/pfeiffer_catwoman-017.jpg

[acfrue]

okiedokie! sending the request right now!

:thumbup:

[timbedinosaur]

Jason Tate.

[Charles777]

Jason Tate.
roflcopter

[phil19]

yeah japan is pretty strange with that shit.


i was in a 7-11 out in town the other day (yes they have 7-11s) and like half the fucking magazine rack consisted of porn magazines. they make no effort to hide it from kids either.

i know hey, its insane! its just there for everyone to see!

[ablueskytragedy]

Some girl in an ad for Hookup Skateboards in Transworld Skateboarding when I was in like 6th grade.

[nosaviornosaint]

Girls your age shouldnt be looking at porn... or do they? I dont know whats socially acceptable for girls

Let's face it, girls (who like porn) and guys under the age of 18 look at porn online - no one follows the rules. :P

[sexxy]

My dad

you are the coolest person ever.

[insideabox]

Let's face it, girls (who like porn) and guys under the age of 18 look at porn online - no one follows the rules. :P
I remember going to my cousin's house one day after school when I was a freshman and caught my female cousin and her friend looking at porn...in the kitchen :/
I think they were in the 7th grade or something at the time.

[xica_sp4ever]

don't be ashamed! i used to have a crush on inuyasha! lol he was so crazy and he had those cute little ears!

i did too.

[TheSkyline]

...I don't remember.

Rachel Ray

[Ailite]

Rosa Parks

[Charles777]

Rosa Parks
I thought I was the only one!

[Kbm600]

Threads like this are the the reason why nobody takes you seriously. Congratulations.

Rachel's angry because the first person she masturbated to was:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/2940850920_60789781ec.jpg?v=0

it's okay rachel, we all felt the urge occasionally too.


As for me.

Britney Spears.

Oops, I did it again era makes it okay.

[dissident]

fuck it. i'll answer. summer between 6th and 7th grade, one late lonely night watching softcore porn on showtime - Lady Chatterly's Stories if i remember right - i will never forget that first orgasm to simulated sex by chatterly with her EE fake tits and butch boy haircut. i think i jacked off 6 times that next day.

[billyboatkid]

How the hell do you expect me to remember something like that.

[zion the lion]

Jesus definitely, blasphemy is fun.

[dissident]

after all these "how should i remember this?" posts i feel semi creepy for remembering vividly my first masturbatory experience.

[bigblue2015]

after all these "how should i remember this?" posts i feel semi creepy for remembering vividly my first masturbatory experience.

Yeah I remember it too and I just figured everyone did. I mean isn't the first time you have an orgasm something that would stick in your mind, considering after that first one sex becomes like 95% of what you think about for the next 70 years?

[denissuxx]

But I do think in certain countries I'm old enough to look if I wanted to.

What? Someone actually follows these rules?

Rosa Parks

I lol'd

Jesus definitely, blasphemy is fun.

You said a few posts above that you'd never masturbated...?

[zion the lion]

What? Someone actually follows these rules?

You said a few posts above that you'd never masturbated...?

Oooh you caught me. I used to think jesus was hot so I just said that because if I did masturbate it would be to him...and now I think I'm going to hell.

[denissuxx]

Oooh you caught me. I used to think jesus was hot so I just said that because if I did masturbate it would be to him...and now I think I'm going to hell.

There is no way you are a real person.

Hell awaits.

[zion the lion]

There is no way you are a real person.

Hell awaits.

haha yeah I'm a total fake, I'm a 30 year old man with a huge beard who lives in the mountains of India. No really though I had this thing for middle eastern guys when I was younger. And its not like I've never masturbated, I just dont do it anymore.

[more heart]

Rachel's angry because the first person she masturbated to was:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/2940850920_60789781ec.jpg?v=0

it's okay rachel, we all felt the urge occasionally too.

I lol'd

[denissuxx]

haha yeah I'm a total fake, I'm a 30 year old man with a huge beard who lives in the mountains of India. No really though I had this thing for middle eastern guys when I was younger. And its not like I've never masturbated, I just dont do it anymore.

I was suggesting you were a long serving member's fake account.

[zion the lion]

I was suggesting you were a long serving member's fake account.

That would take too much effort, and I'm not that creative. But why would you think that?

[denissuxx]

That would take too much effort, and I'm not that creative. But why would you think that?

Because you take the piss.

[zion the lion]

Because you take the piss.

I had a friend who used to live in England so I actually know what that means, but I cant remember if its a bad thing or a good thing.

[denissuxx]

I had a friend who used to live in England so I actually know what that means, but I cant remember if its a bad thing or a good thing.

Bad.

[zion the lion]

Bad.

knew it. But no I'm not a fake account but its not like I take this too seriously half of the time.

[fadedmemories]

I think it was the girls in the nude wrestling scene in Old School.

[Duexy]

some lesbian porn i found in our house

[Kbm600]

Oooh you caught me. I used to think jesus was hot so I just said that because if I did masturbate it would be to him...and now I think I'm going to hell.


I used to look like Jesus.

*Ahem*

[more heart]

The OP if you can believe it

[Bruised26]

person that you masturbated to..?
Seriously.

why do you even want to know? Does it turn you on to know other people's fantasies?
And I find it strange a girl posted this... I expected it would be a guy, But whatever floats your boat.

[samsara]

haha I dont know.

and that little spat was funny.

[xica_sp4ever]

why do you even want to know? Does it turn you on to know other people's fantasies?
And I find it strange a girl posted this... I expected it would be a guy, But whatever floats your boat.

So just becuz i'm a girl i can't post stuff?

[limepomegranate]

why do you even want to know? Does it turn you on to know other people's fantasies?
And I find it strange a girl posted this... I expected it would be a guy, But whatever floats your boat.

girls can't masturbate?

[live.]

girls can't masturbate?

Nope. And they don't poop either.

[limepomegranate]

Nope. And they don't poop either.

i masturbate frequently and i definitely poop and both are satisfying! so there!

[kwsqd]

such a dumb thread

[Bruised26]

So just becuz i'm a girl i can't post stuff?

No I just said I would expect a guy to ask this kind of question, but it cool.

[kemichels]

In response to OP, I'm pretty sure it was the chic in Wayne's World. Looking back on it, I have no idea why I thought she was that hot. But I remember printing her picture off and wackin it.

[Mibabalou]

In response to OP, I'm pretty sure it was the chic in Wayne's World. Looking back on it, I have no idea why I thought she was that hot. But I remember printing her picture off and wackin it.

win

[chronomic]

If only I remembered.

[bigblue2015]

This thread was the first thing I ever jerked it to. I remember reading through every post and flogging the molly.

[xica_sp4ever]

well that's good for you.

[MyNameIsRoss]

The russian girl from Goldeneye that crushes people with her legs. Damn, she was hot.

[SLoT]

My 1st grade teacher. She was bangin' holy shit. I saw her breasts and rocketed into manhood that afternoon at 6 years old.

[jagermeister]

parents doing it in the next room

[fadedmemories]

My 1st grade teacher. She was bangin' holy shit. I saw her breasts and rocketed into manhood that afternoon at 6 years old.
I lol'ed

[AlexEnglish]

some chick on GGW.

[wroteurname]

6th grade, to an Anna Kournikova poster I bought at the school bookfair.

[wroteurname]

I'm interested to know how people found out about masturbating. I had heard older kids on my baseball team talking about it in 6th grade and was like "what the hell? how would that even work?" and then they told us how in health class, so I did.

[BryterJonah]

I don't think I've masturbated to a person yet.

[4N6 science]

Joan Rivers.

[Srsly]

A Sears flyer, I think.