My Girlfriend's Snatch...

[mattmatumbo]

Well, i know that you guys are quite knowledgeable on many subjects so i thought i'd throw this at you. I woke up this morning after having sex with my gf. I went to the bathroom after she left only to find she left me grayish brown crusties in my pubes. Naturally i wanted to barf because i have no clue what they are. So i completley shaved myself and showered and now i'd like to see if anyone knows the source of the problem.

[robat19]

fucking gross.

[thesafeword]

Oh fucking shit. That's disgusting.

[COTA]

I wish I hadn't clicked this thread.

[mattmatumbo]

yeah but what the fuck is it!!!!

[apresnuledeluge]

the clap.

[mattmatumbo]

what's that?

[robat19]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+clap

[mattmatumbo]

you've got to be kidding...

[argg_xo]

it's her way of saying i love you.

[JJJ]

I'm so grossed out but I can do nothing but laugh at you.

[robat19]

does it burn when you pee?

[mattmatumbo]

k i don't think its gonorrhea... at least i pray

no, but its the first time we've fucked in like a week.

[JJJ]

how could you not shower after having sex?
like really, between the smell of latex and vagina, I need to shower.

[TheHoldSteady]

Oh. My. God.
That's just plain sickening.

[mattmatumbo]

how could you not shower after having sex?
like really, between the smell of latex and vagina, I need to shower.

Well i was a little drunk and just wanted to sleep. Regardless i showered immediately after i woke up.

[thehereaway]

grayish brown crusties?

I love your profile pic btw

[mattmatumbo]

grayish brown crusties?

yeah, like caked into my pubes, more gray than brown though.

[JJJ]

Well i was a little drunk and just wanted to sleep. Regardless i showered immediately after i woke up.

terrible. A shower is a must right after sex, seriously.

[mattmatumbo]

terrible. A shower is a must right after sex, seriously.

but then i wouldn't have discovered the problem.

[robat19]

and if you wouldnt have discovered the problem we wouldnt have this thread.

[JJJ]

but then i wouldn't have discovered the problem.

but then you would have rid yourself of that nasty shit instead of letting it fester on your body and quite possibly get into your system.

Women are more like to get std's than guys because they are open, guys aren't. Shit can be avoiding by simply showering afterwards.

[mattmatumbo]

and if you wouldnt have discovered the problem we wouldnt have this thread.

and i wouldn't be shitting my pants over maybe having gonorrhea

but then you would have rid yourself of that nasty shit instead of letting it fester on your body and quite possibly get into your system.

Women are more like to get std's than guys because they are open, guys aren't. Shit can be avoiding by simply showering afterwards.

true true, no argument there.

[thehereaway]

pubic dandruff

[JJJ]

and i wouldn't be shitting my pants over maybe having gonorrhea



true true, no argument there.

simple precautions man. You really need to go get checked, because gray/brown shit could not mean anything good.

Do you like look at her vagina at all? does something look wrong?

[mattmatumbo]

simple precautions man. You really need to go get checked, because gray/brown shit could not mean anything good.

Do you like look at her vagina at all? does something look wrong?

Nah it was dark and she's pretty shy so i don't get to peek. Gah yeah i have to go to doctor... FML

[JJJ]

Nah it was dark and she's pretty shy so i don't get to peek. Gah yeah i have to go to doctor... FML

tisk tisk, you always gotta check the vagina out first man.


fmylife.com is all you

[KillyourIdols88]

What don't you just fucking ask her?

[timbedinosaur]

She shit on your dick.

[JJJ]

She shit on your dick.

girls don't poop you crazy.





but a grey shit?

[timbedinosaur]

girls don't poop you crazy.





but a grey shit?
His girlfriend is an exception.

[JJJ]

His girlfriend is an exception.

how ridiculous would it be to see a grey shit?

[timbedinosaur]

how ridiculous would it be to see a grey shit?
old shit?

[thehereaway]

how ridiculous would it be to see a grey shit?

Isn't baby poop green? thats way more a ridiculous colour for poop if you ask me.

[ArmedROBery]

It's fairy dust. You should have put it in your cereal that morning.

[JJJ]

old shit?

hmmm old people shit grey?

Isn't baby poop green? thats way more a ridiculous colour for poop if you ask me.

true, but we are accustomed to seeing green baby poop. Grey is not a normal color, so I think it's more ridiculous.

[timbedinosaur]

hmmm old people shit grey?



true, but we are accustomed to seeing green baby poop. Grey is not a normal color, so I think it's more ridiculous.
I wouldn't know.

[JJJ]

I wouldn't know.

me either. hmmmmm


maybe his girlfriend is an old woman and it's just an old person's shit in his pubes !



case closed.

[timbedinosaur]

me either. hmmmmm
This is disgusting.

[JJJ]

This is disgusting.

way to quote me before I added more. damn

[argg_xo]

i like how everyone is getting all nancy drew in this thread.

[GetWellBoss]

you're fine. it's girl lubrication that has dried up over night.

[timbedinosaur]

way to quote me before I added more. damn
I'd say you gotta be quick with me, but considering we're in PL, that would be taken sexually.

[JJJ]

I've never seen a girl that has cum grey....

[JJJ]

I'd say you gotta be quick with me, but considering we're in PL, that would be taken sexually.

hahahaha

[mattmatumbo]

you're fine. it's girl lubrication that has dried up over night.

you're sure?

that it still gross as hell.

[Heart-A-Tact]

If you're that worried about it, go get tested or ask your girlfriend about it. Can't hurt.

[Charles777]

Always shower after penetration

[JJJ]

Always shower after penetration

finally someone who thinks like me.

[Charles777]

I once woke up and found a shrunken version of Mr. T in my pubes

[mattmatumbo]

I once woke up and found a shrunken version of Mr. T in my pubes

brutal lol.

Well i'm off to ask her about it. Her dad is an Md so... it should be awkward.

[Charles777]

brutal lol.

Well i'm off to ask her about it. Her dad is an Md so... it should be awkward.
Good luck

[limepomegranate]

terrible. A shower is a must right after sex, seriously.

no you just have to take a piss.
and i don't know why y'all don't like the smell of vagina. my special friend loves mine! and he definitely gets to peek at mine! tell your girlfriend to stop being so shy and show you her vag!

[JJJ]

no you just have to take a piss.
and i don't know why y'all don't like the smell of vagina. my special friend loves mine! and he definitely gets to peek at mine! tell your girlfriend to stop being so shy and show you her vag!

first off, wow. hahahaha

Even if he took a piss, he would still have shit in his pubes,
so again, a shower is a must.

and I never said I didn't like the smell of vagina, but the smell of vagina+latex+sex calls for a shower.

[Charles777]

This thread is inappropriate

[argg_xo]

welcome to the PL my friend.

[jagermeister]

how ridiculous would it be to see a grey shit?
I shit grey once while camping. It looked like gruel.

[JJJ]

I shit grey once while camping. It looked like gruel.

holy. fuck.

[GetWellBoss]

you're sure?

that it still gross as hell.

ya, im pretty sure it is. In my classes in college they talked about different "consistencies' of lubrication for women. But this is something you should talk to her about. But I feel confident on my answer.

Finally, some advice I give to many other people the same advice(and it's been mentioned in this thread already), but you should shower after sex. Our skin is much more callous(sp?) and doesn't let in as much as a vagina does. Showering lowers the chance of all that nastiness happening to you.

Good luck with everything.

[jagermeister]

holy. fuck.
It was epic. I had to be driven to the washroom because they were so far away. Then the person kept coming in to check up on me because I was taking to long. It was only partly grey. It was a good 30-minute shit consisting of a multitude of textures/colours. One for the books.

[spriltsc]

i just barfed in my mouth a lil

[drewziph]

Holy LOL batman.

[TMartin442]

Ive heard about this before.

Back in the day when we were young and before sex was popular, one of my buddies fingered this chick that we went to school with, and when he pulled his finger out it was covered in little chunks of black gooey stuff. He told our tight little group of friends about it but we were inexperienced so we figured it was just a nasty but normal part of sex.

It only took a few more months for us to realize that what our buddy had discovered was not normal, and in fact was very very gross. To this very day we still have no idea what he found hidden up there, but we know one thing is for sure, and that is to never ever go in head first until you are absolutely positive that there is nothing lurking in the shadows.

[BJW7191]

The dialogue in this thread is putrid. The way you all describe the crusts and the shits and the pubes. Ugh

Now we have Lime's vagina description

*thinks back and realizes another PL user who described her vagina*

[samsara]

oh dear god that is gross.

[Blake Solomon]

Well, i know that you guys are quite knowledgeable on many subjects so i thought i'd throw this at you. I woke up this morning after having sex with my gf. I went to the bathroom after she left only to find she left me grayish brown crusties in my pubes. Naturally i wanted to barf because i have no clue what they are. So i completley shaved myself and showered and now i'd like to see if anyone knows the source of the problem.


if you're the guy on the left in your picture, what do you really care?

[atticus1492]

You don't have a girlfriend.

That was your cat, and you fucked it in the ass. That was shit on your pubes.

[Readyfuels]

Ive heard about this before.

Back in the day when we were young and before sex was popular, one of my buddies fingered this chick that we went to school with, and when he pulled his finger out it was covered in little chunks of black gooey stuff. He told our tight little group of friends about it but we were inexperienced so we figured it was just a nasty but normal part of sex.

It only took a few more months for us to realize that what our buddy had discovered was not normal, and in fact was very very gross. To this very day we still have no idea what he found hidden up there, but we know one thing is for sure, and that is to never ever go in head first until you are absolutely positive that there is nothing lurking in the shadows.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mattmatumbo]

ya, im pretty sure it is. In my classes in college they talked about different "consistencies' of lubrication for women. But this is something you should talk to her about. But I feel confident on my answer.

Finally, some advice I give to many other people the same advice(and it's been mentioned in this thread already), but you should shower after sex. Our skin is much more callous(sp?) and doesn't let in as much as a vagina does. Showering lowers the chance of all that nastiness happening to you.

Good luck with everything.

Ok sweet man, i haven't been able to get a hold of her yet. We're supposed to go to a party tonight. I don't really know how to bring it up though.

if you're the guy on the left in your picture, what do you really care?

I don't know what that means but I'm the guy on the right, the guy on the left is the singer in Portugal. The Man.

Also, this thread has blown up more than i thought it would.

[anamericangod]

no you just have to take a piss.
and i don't know why y'all don't like the smell of vagina. my special friend loves mine! and he definitely gets to peek at mine! tell your girlfriend to stop being so shy and show you her vag!

...

[mattmatumbo]

...

qft

[limepomegranate]

...
why do you always go ... in reply to everything i say?

[mattmatumbo]

grayish brown crusties?

I love your profile pic btw

with john?

[anamericangod]

why do you always go ... in reply to everything i say?

You have a talent for leaving me speechless.

[KillyourIdols88]

Ive heard about this before.

Back in the day when we were young and before sex was popular, one of my buddies fingered this chick that we went to school with, and when he pulled his finger out it was covered in little chunks of black gooey stuff. He told our tight little group of friends about it but we were inexperienced so we figured it was just a nasty but normal part of sex.

It only took a few more months for us to realize that what our buddy had discovered was not normal, and in fact was very very gross. To this very day we still have no idea what he found hidden up there, but we know one thing is for sure, and that is to never ever go in head first until you are absolutely positive that there is nothing lurking in the shadows.

If it was very very gross then I would like to know what it was.

Talk about a cliff hanger.

[AP_Punk]

oatmeal

[anamericangod]

If it was very very gross then I would like to know what it was.

Talk about a cliff hanger.

Pretty sure what he is describing has many similarities to the black goo that the symbiote Venom came to earth as in Spiderman.

[MarsEatWorld]

no you just have to take a piss.
and i don't know why y'all don't like the smell of vagina. my special friend loves mine! and he definitely gets to peek at mine! tell your girlfriend to stop being so shy and show you her vag!
Sweetie, not EVERYONE is a whore.

[spansen]

this is funny.

[BJW7191]

This thread really makes me want to vomit

[spansen]

no you just have to take a piss.
and i don't know why y'all don't like the smell of vagina. my special friend loves mine! and he definitely gets to peek at mine! tell your girlfriend to stop being so shy and show you her vag!
lolz.

[MarsEatWorld]

This thread really makes me want to vomit
same...

[BJW7191]

Mars, this is soooo gross

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars, this is soooo gross
I know Brian...soooooooo gross.

[sweetforever]

:popcorn:

[MarsEatWorld]

:popcorn:
you love eatting popcorn in awkward threads don't you?

[robat19]

Showering after masturbation is a must too.

[BJW7191]

you love eatting popcorn in awkward threads don't you?
Atleast hes eating it and not cutting a whole in the tub sticking his johnson in it and offering you popcorn

[BJW7191]

Showering after masturbation is a must too.
No, a nap is the only option after masturbation

[parallelism]

you're fine. it's girl lubrication that has dried up over night.

This.
It must've just been in excess amounts.

[robat19]

No, a nap is the only option after masturbation
Shower then nap?

[sweetforever]

you love eatting popcorn in awkward threads don't you?

I just sit back with my popcorn in hand and watch the weird/awkward replies start rolling in.

[BJW7191]

Shower then nap?
This could work. Im one to just take a nap though, but you can shower before hand. Thats acceptable

[i2ockbotm]

You made your gf cum so hard it crusted up all over your pubes. Don't worry, be happy

[robat19]

This could work. Im one to just take a nap though, but you can shower before hand. Thats acceptable

Thank you for granting my wish to allow me to shower before I nap.

[BJW7191]

Thank you for granting my wish to allow me to shower before I nap.
You are welcome.

[SSLYBY]

I'm guessing if you ask your girlfriend if she has Gonorrhea she won't be your girlfriend anymore.

[desipunk7]

you're fine. it's girl lubrication that has dried up over night.

This should have been the first post, and then case closed.

[MarsEatWorld]

Atleast hes eating it and not cutting a whole in the tub sticking his johnson in it and offering you popcorn
ew brian...

[PlacesToGo]

its not gonorrhea. home girl needs to clean up more though

[BJW7191]

ew brian...
Its alot more common than youd expect

[PlacesToGo]

still i would certainly get my shit checked out because despite guys having no idea what to do with the vagina, judging by this story some girls dont either....

[robat19]

This thread is going to be at the top for a while.

[MarsEatWorld]

Its alot more common than youd expect
You would.

[BJW7191]

You would.
Do you know how many movies/episodes of family guy and other shows have said something similar to that event?

[BJW7191]

This thread is going to be at the top for a while.
This is the new "Dildo Thread"

[robat19]

This is the new "Dildo Thread"

That dildo thread turned into a fucking cat thread.

[sweetforever]

I've never tried that Mars, nor would I

[MarsEatWorld]

Do you know how many movies/episodes of family guy and other shows have said something similar to that event?
dickinabox?

[BJW7191]

That dildo thread turned into a fucking cat thread.
And WTF is up with all the "Wanna Bros" company people? Kinda got lameo

[MarsEatWorld]

I've never tried that Mars, nor would I
:giverose:

[BJW7191]

dickinabox?
Thats one example

[robat19]

And WTF is up with all the "Wanna Bros" company people? Kinda got lameo

We're the original bros.

[MarsEatWorld]

Thats one example
lol I don't wanna know the others.
Anyway, this is my farewell.
I will be gone until Saturday <3
much love

[BJW7191]

lol I don't wanna know the others.
Anyway, this is my farewell.
I will be gone until Saturday <3
much love
:( goodbye ):

[BJW7191]

We're the original bros.
Plus too many females came in. Bros

[sweetforever]

:giverose:

I should be giving that to you.

[thesafeword]

Hurry everybody, chat! The other ten aren't enough! Go, go, go!

[robat19]

Hurry everybody, chat! The other ten aren't enough! Go, go, go!

:popo:

[BJW7191]

Hurry everybody, chat! The other ten aren't enough! Go, go, go!
Well get back on topic somehow

[thesafeword]

Seriously though, the PL has gotten ridiculous.

[KillyourIdols88]

Pretty sure what he is describing has many similarities to the black goo that the symbiote Venom came to earth as in Spiderman.

That has to be the best anwser I could have ever gotten on this site.

[anamericangod]

Congrats to BJW for turning this into another Personal Life chat thread.

[thesafeword]

I wonder if he's going to fuck that girl who laughs at anything, or does he need to chat some more?

It's like Kip and Lafawnduh.

[MarsEatWorld]

I should be giving that to you.
But you deserve one!
So I gave it to ya!

[anamericangod]

I wonder if he's going to fuck that girl who laughs at anything, or does he need to chat some more?

It's like Kip and Lafawnduh.

I just noticed your comment earlier about this becoming a PL chat thread. I applaud you.

[nosaviornosaint]

Women are more like to get std's than guys because they are open, guys aren't. Shit can be avoiding by simply showering afterwards.

That's not true at all. If you get something, you get something -- a shower isn't going to fix anything that you might have come in contact with, and guys can easily pick up STDs just like women, sorry to say but being 'open' has nothing to do with it.

[BJW7191]

Congrats to BJW for turning this into another Personal Life chat thread.
Didnt mean to. In all honesty.

Ill start on the topic to make up for it:

Showering cant prevent the yipps. You'd need more cautious measures than that

[anamericangod]

Pardon me while I rinse off this here AIDS virus.

[robat19]

Wear a body condom.

[anamericangod]

Only fuck virgins.

[BJW7191]

Or just wank instead of fucking sleeze bag whores

[nosaviornosaint]

Pardon me while I rinse off this here AIDS virus.

Hahahaha, best reply in this thread.

[patpratt]

this thread has taken so many weird turns...

[takemyhand]

it's tough having aids.

[piglet]

this thread has taken so many weird turns...

So does my penis.

[BJW7191]

I just dont want to hear about that nasty black goop that came out that chicks vag. Or hear about how people let their sexual partners sniff the vaginal aroma

[nosaviornosaint]

I just dont want to hear about that nasty black goop that came out that chicks vag. Or hear about how people let their sexual partners sniff the vaginal aroma

Well you smell it when you go down unda.......but I agree with you, it's too much information in one thread. :P

[BJW7191]

Well you smell it when you go down unda.......but I agree with you, it's too much information in one thread. :P
No i know that, but the way she said it was purely disgusting

[nosaviornosaint]

I totally agree. xD

[sweetforever]

X-)

[takemyhand]

If I was your girlfriend, I would break-up with you so fast for posting a thread like this...

[thesafeword]

Only fuck virgins.
Go bomb a building then.

Don't ban me for that, I have enough cool points for now.
If I was your girlfriend, I would break-up with you so fast for posting a thread like this...
I wouldn't break up with you if you posted a thread about me leaving weird shit on your vagina. Have some heart girl.

[anamericangod]

Did he get banned?

[thehereaway]

with john?

Yeah, would love to meet him.

[ablueskytragedy]

"crusties" lol.

[MarshmallowHobo]

This thread is disturbing :s

[kemichels]

Well, i know that you guys are quite knowledgeable on many subjects so i thought i'd throw this at you. I woke up this morning after having sex with my gf. I went to the bathroom after she left only to find she left me grayish brown crusties in my pubes. Naturally i wanted to barf because i have no clue what they are. So i completley shaved myself and showered and now i'd like to see if anyone knows the source of the problem.


you sure ya went in the right hole? lol

[GetWellBoss]

Ok sweet man, i haven't been able to get a hold of her yet. We're supposed to go to a party tonight. I don't really know how to bring it up though.
.

I wouldn't really worry about it yet. You should definitely talk to her casually about it. You could always ask her when the last time she was tested was? NOT because you found stuff, but because you care about her and your sex life.

Also, don't do it before/after a party or before/after sex. I don't know her but most girls don't take that approach very well. You might not get laid for a while. I would just do it when you to were like sitting on the couch watching a movie or tv. And really don't freak out about it. Just discuss safety and stuff.

[nosaviornosaint]

I wouldn't really worry about it yet. You should definitely talk to her casually about it. You could always ask her when the last time she was tested was? NOT because you found stuff, but because you care about her and your sex life.

Also, don't do it before/after a party or before/after sex. I don't know her but most girls don't take that approach very well. You might not get laid for a while. I would just do it when you to were like sitting on the couch watching a movie or tv. And really don't freak out about it. Just discuss safety and stuff.

Best way to do it is to talk about getting tested together, so it doesn't seem like you're focusing mostly on her - you want her to feel comfortable and not be offended, so the best way to do it is to do it together.

[robat19]

Wonder if he went to the doc yet?

[kemichels]

Best way to do it is to talk about getting tested together, so it doesn't seem like you're focusing mostly on her - you want her to feel comfortable and not be offended, so the best way to do it is to do it together.


great advice.

[nosaviornosaint]

great advice.

Thank you. :]

[GoWaitInTheCar]

So, has anyone actually helped him or just repeated over and over "Gray Shit?!?"

[billyboatkid]

Lmao.

Terrible.

[TakingBackDowd]

dried cum.

[Charles777]

Ha ha, gray shit.

[mattmatumbo]

I wouldn't really worry about it yet. You should definitely talk to her casually about it. You could always ask her when the last time she was tested was? NOT because you found stuff, but because you care about her and your sex life.

Also, don't do it before/after a party or before/after sex. I don't know her but most girls don't take that approach very well. You might not get laid for a while. I would just do it when you to were like sitting on the couch watching a movie or tv. And really don't freak out about it. Just discuss safety and stuff.

Best way to do it is to talk about getting tested together, so it doesn't seem like you're focusing mostly on her - you want her to feel comfortable and not be offended, so the best way to do it is to do it together.

She said i'm her first and only, so she doesn't want to get checked, but i said "we should get checked together." But now i think she just thinks i'm cheating on her or i suspect her of the same. I'm just going to have to talk her into it.

[just.Starla.]

I wish I hadn't clicked this thread.
Same here. This is gross.

[AP_Punk]

pics plz?

[AP_Punk]

lol at bjw getting banned

[Readyfuels]

pics plz?

lolz

[AP_Punk]

we all wanna see it.

[shit stroll]

Well, i know that you guys are quite knowledgeable on many subjects so i thought i'd throw this at you. I woke up this morning after having sex with my gf. I went to the bathroom after she left only to find she left me grayish brown crusties in my pubes. Naturally i wanted to barf because i have no clue what they are. So i completley shaved myself and showered and now i'd like to see if anyone knows the source of the problem.
your pubes should have been shaved in the first place.

[GetWellBoss]

She said i'm her first and only, so she doesn't want to get checked, but i said "we should get checked together." But now i think she just thinks i'm cheating on her or i suspect her of the same. I'm just going to have to talk her into it.

Dude. I'm telling you that you are ok. I dated this girl that had a similar lubrication thingy. It's just how it is. Humans are SO different and what one person experiences, another might never see. The ONLY other negative thing that I could even think of is that it could be some kind of yeast infection. But I wouldn't go there(because I don't think that is it). This is a very sensitive subject and is hard for people to take. I think you'll be ok.

If it would put your mind at ease, just go get tested yourself. That will stop the problem right there and wont involve her at all.

You need to comfort her and let her know you like everything about her. Don't make her self conscious about her body parts or else that is going to come and bite you in the ass in the long run. My suggestion, buy her some flowers, rent a lovey chick flick and then have some sex(focusing on her) and make her feel like you dont have any other issues with anything and you will be right back where you need to be in this relationship.

[Smeee]

lol at bjw getting banned

Hahaha how?!

[mattmatumbo]

lol at bjw getting banned

Who got banned?

Dude. I'm telling you that you are ok. I dated this girl that had a similar lubrication thingy. It's just how it is. Humans are SO different and what one person experiences, another might never see. The ONLY other negative thing that I could even think of is that it could be some kind of yeast infection. But I wouldn't go there(because I don't think that is it). This is a very sensitive subject and is hard for people to take. I think you'll be ok.

If it would put your mind at ease, just go get tested yourself. That will stop the problem right there and wont involve her at all.

You need to comfort her and let her know you like everything about her. Don't make her self conscious about her body parts or else that is going to come and bite you in the ass in the long run. My suggestion, buy her some flowers, rent a lovey chick flick and then have some sex(focusing on her) and make her feel like you dont have any other issues with anything and you will be right back where you need to be in this relationship.

word, i'm on it.

[anthonydarko]

This thread is indeed full of epic lulz.

[Jake Denning]

This is one of the craziest threads i've ever read in my life, holy crap.

[trappedintime]

This is one of the craziest threads i've ever read in my life, holy crap.

Word.

[Heart-A-Tact]

lol at bjw getting banned

Bahaha.

[Roboman]

Hahaha oh man, I'm so glad that limepomegranate posted in this thread. My boobs are too big! I let my "special friend" smell my vag! Boobs! Vag! Boobvag!

[takemyhand]

I wouldn't break up with you if you posted a thread about me leaving weird shit on your vagina. Have some heart girl.

hahahaha, this is something that shouldn't be posted on a chat thread, but rather confronted about to the girl... or a doctor.

[anamericangod]

Hahaha oh man, I'm so glad that limepomegranate posted in this thread. My boobs are too big! I let my "special friend" smell my vag! Boobs! Vag! Boobvag!

Holy lol.

[Gumbyjag]

dude, you should get that checked out. go ask a professional, or get checked at your local health department or something. she doesn't have to know. she's probably still pissed you asked her to get tested with you.

and I never said I didn't like the smell of vagina, but the smell of vagina+latex+sex calls for a shower.

amen.

Pretty sure what he is describing has many similarities to the black goo that the symbiote Venom came to earth as in Spiderman.

:appl:

[live.]

:lol:

[robat19]

Does anyone know why BJW got banned?

[Kassie09]

I wanna know why BJW got banned too.

ps this thread is gross.

[TEAMRAMROD]

:popcorn:

[argg_xo]

brian's banned?

[limepomegranate]

Hahaha oh man, I'm so glad that limepomegranate posted in this thread. My boobs are too big! I let my "special friend" smell my vag! Boobs! Vag! Boobvag!

he doesn't like sniff it that'd be weird. don't you have anything better to do than follow my posts and make fun of me?

[TEAMRAMROD]

Apparently not.

[thesafeword]

He probably got banned because he was off topic a lot, if he got banned in this thread. I got banned for racism and continued harassment and complaining about infractions. Although I must say, none of them were really warranted. Oh well.

[eraserhead]

Um, it's probably just dried lady stuff...but whatever I'm not a doctor

[The Database]

I wonder if BJW got banned slowly in the mouth.

[lovely864md]

She got her period on you, buddy.

[zion the lion]

1.Gray period?
2.How do people know when other people get banned?
3. Out of all the girls I've ever known, I dont think one has ever had her cum dry and turn grayish brown not even myself...just saying.

[lovely864md]

1.Gray period?
2.How do people know when other people get banned?
3. Out of all the girls I've ever known, I dont think one has ever had her cum dry and turn grayish brown not even myself...just saying.

I went more with the brown part. I'm assuming it dried as he's referring to it as crusties.

[Duexy]

if you're the guy on the left in your picture, what do you really care?


guy on the left is john gourley from anatomy of a ghost/ portugal. the man

[mattmatumbo]

k all is well, she said that just happens to her, we're still going to a doctor though. and no, it wasn't blood. plus it doesn't burn when i pee!

[The Database]

I want to know what this stain in my backseat is.

[The Database]

k all is well, she said that just happens to her, we're still going to a doctor though. and no, it wasn't blood. plus it doesn't burn when i pee!
http://www.americanstandardair.com/promotions/dustbunny/images/DustBunnyEntry2.jpg

[Burn That Shit]

This thread reminds me of why I never come to this end of the forum.

[zion the lion]

This thread reminds me of why I never come to this end of the forum.

Because people are dirty germ infested sinners?

[fadedmemories]

Congratulations to the OP.

[thesafeword]

I want to know what this stain in my backseat is.
Probably didn't clean up good enough after you accidentally killed that hooker.

[omgrawr]

u r stupid why did you shower? u r supposed to take those little gray crusties and put them on top of a muffin

[BJW7191]

Wait, why does everyone think BJW got banned?

[robat19]

Wait, why does everyone think BJW got banned?

Because your avatar was gone and you said you retired.

[BJW7191]

Im just not using AP after Saturday. So no, I am not slowly getting banned in the mouth. And no lulz at me getting banned either

[robat19]

Im just not using AP after Saturday. So no, I am not slowly getting banned in the mouth. And no lulz at me getting banned either

So what's your reason for retiring?

[BJW7191]

The site is going to get blocked at my work starting Saturday and my work week ends tom so I wont be on anymore before its blocked. ( I do the majority/all of my APing at work). Since I dont use it outside work, Ill just leave it as "deactivated" since Im not going to use it anymore.

[The Database]

swt catastrophe will miss you lots

[iAMhollyood315]

k i don't think its gonorrhea... at least i pray

no, but its the first time we've fucked in like a week.

you dumbass haha its the shit leftover from her period. i guarentee it. thats normal if your having sex close to after the period.

[mattmatumbo]

you dumbass haha its the shit leftover from her period. i guarentee it. thats normal if your having sex close to after the period.

We've discussed the theory, and i decided that blood doesn't turn gray. At least in any light i've ever seen it in.

[stayforawhile]

She might of had a yeast infection?

[Ailite]

Fucking incredible thread

[thesollopsist]

Uh Oh Sphagettios.

Seriously though, lmao.

[t_ashley]

the clap.


this.

haha, no... best case/worse case: she was starting/ending her period yo.
guessing ending because you said you hadnt had sex in a week...

[bigblue2015]

Horatio from CSI:Miami already came and figured this thread out. Case closed.

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-caine-sunglasses.jpg

[LENS!E.love.]

ewwwwwww.

[xica_sp4ever]

did she recently end her period?

[Michifoxx]

ewwww.....thas gross..
prolly her period.
psh

[xica_sp4ever]

why do you always go ... in reply to everything i say?

Because he's a dumb fuck who thinks he knows everything.
I say we beat him up.

[limepomegranate]

Because he's a dumb fuck who thinks he knows everything.
I say we beat him up.

oh goodness! that's quite violent! do you have anger problems dear?

[screamoutmyname]

100% speechless

[parallelism]

did she recently end her period?

Nice avatar to go with your post.

[zion the lion]

Nice to know that everyone now thinks it was just period...I'm still going to think it was an std thats going to make his dick fall off. But really why would someone want to have sex while theyre on their period? Maybe its just because I dont care enough about sex to have it, but all I want to do is crawl in a hole and die during that time, not have sex.

[silentstar1134]

ewwwwwww.

this

[Jake Denning]

Nice avatar to go with your post.



hahah

[xica_sp4ever]

Nice avatar to go with your post.

well, anamericangod is a know-it-all bitch.

[Roboman]

well, anamericangod is a know-it-all bitch.

That, or...limepomegranate just earns his "..." posts quite admirably.

[xica_sp4ever]

That, or...limepomegranate just earns his "..." posts quite admirably.

haha, nah, he does the same shit to me.

[Roboman]

haha, nah, he does the same shit to me.

I wouldn't know about that, but lime definitely deserves any amount of ellipses her posts receive.

[dpetty21]

Nice to know that everyone now thinks it was just period...I'm still going to think it was an std thats going to make his dick fall off. But really why would someone want to have sex while theyre on their period? Maybe its just because I dont care enough about sex to have it, but all I want to do is crawl in a hole and die during that time, not have sex.

If you can get over the blood part I'm told having sex on your period makes it better. I've met girls who love it. It's a little weird but I've done it when a girl is on the rag and once your in the zone nothing else matters. However one time when finished I looked down and it looked like a murder scene. No joke.

[AP_Punk]

Im just not using AP after Saturday. So no, I am not slowly getting banned in the mouth. And no lulz at me getting banned either

lol

[jagermeister]

If you can get over the blood part I'm told having sex on your period makes it better. I've met girls who love it. It's a little weird but I've done it when a girl is on the rag and once your in the zone nothing else matters. However one time when finished I looked down and it looked like a murder scene. No joke.
Was this supposed to be advice?

[dpetty21]

Was this supposed to be advice?

Well I'm not quite sure haha. Just saying it's not as gross as people say unless of course you had the situation I had. Even then it's only some blood and isn't something to be entirely grossed out because you can always shower. That and girls have told me it's better while on the period so don't knock it until you try it I guess.

[LaDiabla]

To the OP: fmylife.com is all you!

[Kbm600]

To the people saying it's normal. From the times I've had sex, I've never seen anything "gray". What kind of people are you fucking?

I would be worried, if I was the original poster.

If you can get over the blood part I'm told having sex on your period makes it better. I've met girls who love it. It's a little weird but I've done it when a girl is on the rag and once your in the zone nothing else matters. However one time when finished I looked down and it looked like a murder scene. No joke.

Fuck yes it does matter. Are you kidding? Do you regularly have sex with the smell of blood invading your nostrils. It's never worth it. It was disgusting the few times I have done that.

[silentstar1134]

If you can get over the blood part I'm told having sex on your period makes it better. I've met girls who love it. It's a little weird but I've done it when a girl is on the rag and once your in the zone nothing else matters. However one time when finished I looked down and it looked like a murder scene. No joke.

I actually agree with this even though it makes me a perverted fuck. Put a towel down... LOL you have to be a special kind of horny for a guy to want this.

[fadedmemories]

Nice to know that everyone now thinks it was just period...I'm still going to think it was an std thats going to make his dick fall off. But really why would someone want to have sex while theyre on their period? Maybe its just because I dont care enough about sex to have it, but all I want to do is crawl in a hole and die during that time, not have sex.
what the fuck?!

[mattmatumbo]

To the OP: fmylife.com is all you!

I'm the head writer now.

[dropdead_julia]

That's discusting. Get her checked or throw her ass to the curb.

[thesafeword]

That's discusting. Get her checked or throw her ass to the curb.
So I'm assuming that your vagina is gray-crusty free.

[zion the lion]

If you can get over the blood part I'm told having sex on your period makes it better. I've met girls who love it. It's a little weird but I've done it when a girl is on the rag and once your in the zone nothing else matters. However one time when finished I looked down and it looked like a murder scene. No joke.

I probably shouldnt have read that while eating but whatever. Yeah it can get rid of the cramps (so I've heard) but the murder scene part would be hard to get past, but that might just be me.

[dpetty21]

I probably shouldnt have read that while eating but whatever. Yeah it can get rid of the cramps (so I've heard) but the murder scene part would be hard to get past, but that might just be me.

Haha well I don't think that always happens. I think she just thought she was more towards the end of it but in reality that was false and it just seemed like my dick was stabbing her to death. I'm sorry if your eating again haha. I didn't know about the cramps part. Not that it matters to me but that's still pretty cool.

[LaDiabla]

I would never want to have sex on my period.
I mean even if the guy could get past it I would still feel uncomfortable about smelling bad and or all the bloodX-)

[bigblue2015]

Gray crusty shit? In MY vagina?

[ablueskytragedy]

Gray crusty shit? In MY vagina?

hahahaha i c wut u did thar

[bv_princess1]

haha i tink u have pubic lice!!! ;-)

[Burn That Shit]

Easy answer. Your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you.

[anamericangod]

That's discusting. Get her checked or throw her ass to the curb.

It's not her ass he is concerned about...

So I'm assuming that your vagina is gray-crusty free.

Creeper.

[TEAMRAMROD]

haha i tink u have pubic lice!!! ;-)

Also known as crabs.

[You Vandal]

I didn't read the whole thread...but I honestly don't think I have ever showered after I had sex. Is it really that common? I usually just go to sleep.

[fadedmemories]

Easy answer. Your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you.
Sick burn

[owiseone35]

This is easily the best thread ha ha :-0

[TEAMRAMROD]

This is easily the best thread ha ha :-0

Wrong.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=832292

[owiseone35]

Wrong.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=832292

Ha ha but that's more like funny pathetic.

[Apollo777]

it sounds shit