Making guy friends? How the hell do you do it?

[shiftyphillips]

So I am crazy excited for this new movie I love you, man! Not just because I like the people in it and it looks funny but because it looks like the story of my life. I have had friends just like everyone else since forever, but lately it seems like I have no good dude friends. I have a few guy friends but they aren't like take a bullet for me friends. And with us guys being such homophobes how do you make new friends without coming off as gay? lol. So if you have any ideas please reply. Or you can email me at toilnorspin@gmail.com if you live in SoCal and are in need of a friend lol. - Later kids

[spansen]

since when is everyone a homophobe?

[Heart-A-Tact]

I'm a guy and I'm such a homophobe. You got me.

[speakhandsforme]

Do you by chance practice taxidermy? I bet you do.

[SomedayTheFire]

Seriously?

[AP_Punk]

lol

[anamericangod]

wow.

[bladerdude360]

I'm along for the ride.

[deathinkosovo]

I'm such a homophobe, so you're pretty spot on. Just attend social events, go to concerts at smaller, more personable locales, join clubs. I would kind of stray from posting on message boards for looking for "guy friend"; that seems kind of suspect to me. Don't stress out about it and it will come to you.

[bladerdude360]

Do you by chance practice taxidermy? I bet you do.

Norman Bates style?

[Smash Adams]

The same way you pickup girls, just replace boobs with penis

[mrzippo3]

I'll be your friend! I'm in the same boat.

[CTMarshall]

with a name like shiftyphillips you'll never know.

[hockeycoshow1]

Sup bro wanna pound some brews?

[KingJohn_654]

with a name like shiftyphillips you'll never know.

this.

[trappedintime]

this is gonna be a great thread

[bladerdude360]

Just make sure to avoid "Bro Rape:"
3zvTRQr7ns8
Enjoy.

[Roboman]

Just make sure to avoid "Bro Rape:"
3zvTRQr7ns8
Enjoy.

Goddamnit, I was just about to bring this up.

[TheHoldSteady]

hahaha

[shiftyphillips]

hahaha See what I'm sayin. Try and ask a question and now I'm a homicidal taxidermist. Please keep the posts comin. I appreciate the serious ones and the joke ones. And I will try and watch out for the bro rape. lol

[thesafeword]

This movie looks pretty funny, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Gumbyjag]

desperate.

[hockeycoshow1]

Just make sure to avoid "Bro Rape:"
3zvTRQr7ns8
Enjoy.
Shh this was my plan all along and now you have ruined it.

[spritelybrin]

hahaha See what I'm sayin. Try and ask a question and now I'm a homicidal taxidermist. Please keep the posts comin. I appreciate the serious ones and the joke ones. And I will try and watch out for the bro rape. lol
i can lend you some of my guy friends...lol...but you kinda have to like motorcross lol

[Mxbaby511]

You go back in time and make this thread about football.

[Mxbaby511]

i can lend you some of my guy friends...lol...but you kinda have to like motorcross lol


Motocross** FIXED.

[spritelybrin]

Motocross** FIXED.
ahh sorry! i do that all the time...they get pissed lol...and after goin to supercross the other weekend too...yikes...

[Mxbaby511]

ahh sorry! i do that all the time...they get pissed lol...and after goin to supercross the other weekend too...yikes...

Meh. It's okay.
Supercross? Lol.
Sounds... fun.

[spritelybrin]

Meh. It's okay.
Supercross? Lol.
Sounds... fun.
hahaha yea it is...it was down in Indy....

[Mxbaby511]

hahaha yea it is...it was down in Indy....


AMA sanctioned?

[spritelybrin]

AMA sanctioned?
yep yep